FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing moment

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Met this lovely guy of 39 in a hotel after chatting to him for a while on and off the site. We started to kiss at the edge of the bed and then he suddenly froze, let out a few expletives and stood up fast before running to the loo! I thought he had had too many beers and peed himself but he had in fact shot his.load in his underpants whilst we were snogging. He said it was because he had not had sex in a while - fair enough.

I told him not to worry but he got agitated and said he would rather leave and not discuss it. Later that evening he blocked.me on the site when I asked him if he wished to meet again.

I really did fancy him and it was so annoying he felt that way!

Anyone on fab had a similar experience, and guys how would YOU have handled this situation?!

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By *rs Robinson999Woman
over a year ago

bristol

"Met this lovely guy of 39 in a hotel after chatting to him for a while on and off the site. We started to kiss at the edge of the bed and then he suddenly froze, let out a few expletives and stood up fast before running to the loo! I thought he had had too many beers and peed himself but he had in fact shot his.load in his underpants whilst we were snogging. He said it was because he had not had sex in a while - fair enough.

I told him not to worry but he got agitated and said he would rather leave and not discuss it. Later that evening he blocked.me on the site when I asked him if he wished to meet again.

I really did fancy him and it was so annoying he felt that way!

Anyone on fab had a similar experience, and guys how would YOU have handled this situation?!"

Yes ! This happened to me ! Tho it wasn't in his pants , he felt very embarrassed got dressed and left , made me feel very awkward and frustrated , it's not a problem , just stay chat and play , save all the awkwardness !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv had men cum within seconds but not in their pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me of the time that I met a lovely lady. We were kissing on the sofa and she unzipped my pants, and as soon as she started stroking my cock I came almost straight away. We laughed about it, had a drink and then went to the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a mmf few years ago. The hubby kept losing his hard on, so majority of the time he was trying to get hard as i fucked his wife.

at the end we both getting ready to finish on her face. I totally covered her face, she looked like she had a face mask on. Finally he came it was a little trickle.

Fair play to him for keeping calm and carrying on though. Was a good meet.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I told him not to worry but he got agitated and said he would rather leave and not discuss it. Later that evening he blocked.me on the site when I asked him if he wished to meet again.

I really did fancy him and it was so annoying he felt that way!

Anyone on fab had a similar experience, and guys how would YOU have handled this situation?!"

When I was single, I met a guy that came as soon as I put his cock in my mouth. He said he'd recover quickly if I carried on, so I did. He was right, two mins later he came again, followed by a third time. Never seen anything like it before or since. 3 times in less than five minutes.

Katie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was he this guy?

https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh that's so cute

Shame he reacted this way, especially when you've been cool as cucumber with that... But then men's ego is easily bruised...

Now....lets pray he will never see this thread...

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

I had a work colleague who found out I was single and wanted to hook up ( I had just ended a relationship). She was on a relationship but it was sexless and she was very hot.

I picked her up and took her to mine, I undressed her while kissing her and then carried her to the bedroom. She said she was desperate for a fuck and just wanted me to fuck her straight away, she was so tight and the situation was so horny I came in seconds..... Which was a bit embarrassing. So we laughed it off and then started again properly with kissing, oral, massaging then fucking..... It was a great day in the end

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Had a mmf few years ago. The hubby kept losing his hard on, so majority of the time he was trying to get hard as i fucked his wife.

at the end we both getting ready to finish on her face. I totally covered her face, she looked like she had a face mask on. Finally he came it was a little trickle.

Fair play to him for keeping calm and carrying on though. Was a good meet.

Are you saying you came within seconds?

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

Are you saying you came within seconds?"

If that's to me, yes I'm sorry my grammar was incorrect. Also I'm quite embarrassed to admit that it happened in the first place ...... Too honest that's my problem

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Are you saying you came within seconds?

If that's to me, yes I'm sorry my grammar was incorrect. Also I'm quite embarrassed to admit that it happened in the first place ...... Too honest that's my problem

No, sorry, it wasn't to you. It was to the post about the husband not performing ... I dont see that post as being relevant to this thread. I am such a stickler for posts to be on topic.

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

Are you saying you came within seconds?

If that's to me, yes I'm sorry my grammar was incorrect. Also I'm quite embarrassed to admit that it happened in the first place ...... Too honest that's my problem

No, sorry, it wasn't to you. It was to the post about the husband not performing ... I dont see that post as being relevant to this thread. I am such a stickler for posts to be on topic."

Fair enough, I'm not here to make waves

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Are you saying you came within seconds?

If that's to me, yes I'm sorry my grammar was incorrect. Also I'm quite embarrassed to admit that it happened in the first place ...... Too honest that's my problem

No, sorry, it wasn't to you. It was to the post about the husband not performing ... I dont see that post as being relevant to this thread. I am such a stickler for posts to be on topic.

Fair enough, I'm not here to make waves

I am joking. I always change the topic, as I can't hell it ... but I was asking that poster if he had come within seconds. You were very clear with your post

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

Are you saying you came within seconds?

If that's to me, yes I'm sorry my grammar was incorrect. Also I'm quite embarrassed to admit that it happened in the first place ...... Too honest that's my problem

No, sorry, it wasn't to you. It was to the post about the husband not performing ... I dont see that post as being relevant to this thread. I am such a stickler for posts to be on topic.

Fair enough, I'm not here to make waves

I am joking. I always change the topic, as I can't hell it ... but I was asking that poster if he had come within seconds. You were very clear with your post"

Thank you..... Clarity is very important

I think the other poster was implying the husband couldn't keep it up which was the embarrassing part, although I guess it's not the easiest thing to get right every time

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Are you saying you came within seconds?

If that's to me, yes I'm sorry my grammar was incorrect. Also I'm quite embarrassed to admit that it happened in the first place ...... Too honest that's my problem

No, sorry, it wasn't to you. It was to the post about the husband not performing ... I dont see that post as being relevant to this thread. I am such a stickler for posts to be on topic.

Fair enough, I'm not here to make waves

I am joking. I always change the topic, as I can't hell it ... but I was asking that poster if he had come within seconds. You were very clear with your post

Thank you..... Clarity is very important

I think the other poster was implying the husband couldn't keep it up which was the embarrassing part, although I guess it's not the easiest thing to get right every time "

I thought he was saying he came very quickly whilst the hubbie was still getting into it.

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

I would of apologised had a laugh about it then carried on

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

I thought he was saying he came very quickly whilst the hubbie was still getting into it."

Just re read the post and although I wasn't there, I'm pretty convinced the hubby kept losing it while the third party undertook the majority of the duties. I think third party was surprised that the hubby also didn't cum much although if he's struggling to perform that would have an effect

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By *rs Robinson999Woman
over a year ago

bristol

"I had a work colleague who found out I was single and wanted to hook up ( I had just ended a relationship). She was on a relationship but it was sexless and she was very hot.

But that's the right way to deal with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told him not to worry but he got agitated and said he would rather leave and not discuss it. Later that evening he blocked.me on the site when I asked him if he wished to meet again.

I really did fancy him and it was so annoying he felt that way!

Anyone on fab had a similar experience, and guys how would YOU have handled this situation?!"

Yeah our first full swap was like that!

I'd been getting stage fright so didn't wank for a very long time and basically carried my balls in a wheelbarrow as we entered AbFabs. The plan was to play together, get it app out, rest then pick a couple.

Unfortunately Mrs Mixed was feeling like a horny slit and picked a couple straight away skipped the planned pre-release. Needless to say that I made Jim on American Pie look like a stud muffin. I did have the decency to make her cum with my tongue though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one come in about 30 seconds of me getting on top, wasn't a problem, was a good fun meet. We chatted for a bit, that was a bit bizarre though, on the back seat with his trousers round his ankles. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told him not to worry but he got agitated and said he would rather leave and not discuss it. Later that evening he blocked.me on the site when I asked him if he wished to meet again.

I really did fancy him and it was so annoying he felt that way!

Anyone on fab had a similar experience, and guys how would YOU have handled this situation?!"

No this never happened to me... But I can see why he blocked you... I wouldn't want my business in the forums....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a girl sat on my face in 69er position. The lights were low and we were doing our thing. All of a sudden something dropped out of her ass and onto my eye. I swear I thought a bit of poo had hit me square in the face. I managed to somehow blow it off whilst still giving her oral. I was mortified. Anyway later when the light were on I looked and it was a little ball of toilet paper.

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

"I had a work colleague who found out I was single and wanted to hook up ( I had just ended a relationship). She was on a relationship but it was sexless and she was very hot.

But that's the right way to deal with it

Thank you

we both had a very satisfying few hours.

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

I have cum quickly upon entering a woman but i never rush to that bit and theres a whole lot one can do besides fucking

think oh did everything right except posting it on here

and this guy just needs to not worry happens to the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a girl sat on my face in 69er position. The lights were low and we were doing our thing. All of a sudden something dropped out of her ass and onto my eye. I swear I thought a bit of poo had hit me square in the face. I managed to somehow blow it off whilst still giving her oral. I was mortified. Anyway later when the light were on I looked and it was a little ball of toilet paper.

You carried on under the assumption someone had just shit on your face. Points for dedication to the cause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I managed to blink it off. Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You carried on under the assumption someone had just shit on your face. Points for dedication to the cause

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

"Well I managed to blink it off. Ha ha "

Hats off to you brother, I wouldn't have been able to continue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I managed to blink it off. Ha ha

Hats off to you brother, I wouldn't have been able to continue "

Chants: "he's hardcore, he's hardcore"

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

"Well I managed to blink it off. Ha ha

Hats off to you brother, I wouldn't have been able to continue

Chants: "he's hardcore, he's hardcore""

He at least deserves a fanfare

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

And the winner is........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had something similar happen to me. I met a girl off here (it was a blind meet btw) she turned out to be an absolute stunner! We went to a well know nude beach where after getting naked she started to wank me off. I shot all over her hand and arm after about a minute with her expert handling. We had a bite to eat and a little snooze, then I gave her a massive load all over her boobs, then another one on the way home while she played with herself. So the first one was a bit embarrassing, but it turned out to be a great day, with follow up meets later.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I told him not to worry but he got agitated and said he would rather leave and not discuss it. Later that evening he blocked.me on the site when I asked him if he wished to meet again.

I really did fancy him and it was so annoying he felt that way!

Anyone on fab had a similar experience, and guys how would YOU have handled this situation?!"

Something along these lines happened to me last year.... put it this way he didn't match his profile name and left me after 11 mins (that included a wee) wanting a lot more x

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

I told him not to worry but he got agitated and said he would rather leave and not discuss it. Later that evening he blocked.me on the site when I asked him if he wished to meet again.

I really did fancy him and it was so annoying he felt that way!

Anyone on fab had a similar experience, and guys how would YOU have handled this situation?!

Something along these lines happened to me last year.... put it this way he didn't match his profile name and left me after 11 mins (that included a wee) wanting a lot more x "

What a waste, I'd want a lot more then 11 mins......you look stunning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a reasonably local girl off here and we had 3 meets I think maybe 4 . I do kind of remember her telling me she was a twin but as ususl I hadn't listened. So i see Her in a Bar in knutsford walk up behind her and squeeze her bum at the bar and whisper " i want that hot body of yours again . Well u can guess the rest and she was with Her Husband .

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By *ogsdangliesMan
over a year ago

Washington

"Met a reasonably local girl off here and we had 3 meets I think maybe 4 . I do kind of remember her telling me she was a twin but as ususl I hadn't listened. So i see Her in a Bar in knutsford walk up behind her and squeeze her bum at the bar and whisper " i want that hot body of yours again . Well u can guess the rest and she was with Her Husband .

I'm sure that's not the first time that's happened to a twin,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure that's not the first time that's happened to a twin, "

She did laugh in the end and said i think u want my sister ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got an erection once while being inspected by a female doctor. That was really cringe time lol

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I always tell them that it's actually a compliment that I could turn someone on so much, to make him cum. It was a horny situation and I take longer than most to cum myself anyway, so should have eased back earlier and next time, I'll try not to be so sexually arousing. This raises a smile, at least.

In other words, turn it back on you not let him feel guilty about cumming quickly. I do like relatively quick cummers though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if someone shat in my eye while I was licking them, she'd have been flung off me like a rodeo bull. Ewww.

One embarrassing episode was a girl (a one night stand) who had a very tight vagina. Took 45 minutes to get my cock all the way home inside her and yep, then I came.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think if someone shat in my eye while I was licking them, she'd have been flung off me like a rodeo bull. Ewww.

One embarrassing episode was a girl (a one night stand) who had a very tight vagina. Took 45 minutes to get my cock all the way home inside her and yep, then I came."

Are you sure you put it in the right hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think if someone shat in my eye while I was licking them, she'd have been flung off me like a rodeo bull. Ewww.

One embarrassing episode was a girl (a one night stand) who had a very tight vagina. Took 45 minutes to get my cock all the way home inside her and yep, then I came.

Are you sure you put it in the right hole? "

Lol. I was d*unk, but not that d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I managed to blink it off. Ha ha

Hats off to you brother, I wouldn't have been able to continue

Chants: "he's hardcore, he's hardcore"

He at least deserves a fanfare"

Hi five for continuing!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Haven't guys heard of a safety wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't guys heard of a safety wank?

Actually safety wanks are pretty dangerous, they tend to increase the risk of stage fright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy once and as soon as I kissed him and had only just placed a hand on his laptop- he shot his load in his pants - he was really embarrassed and made his excuses and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a guy once and as soon as I kissed him and had only just placed a hand on his laptop- he shot his load in his pants - he was really embarrassed and made his excuses and left

That just makes me think "wow that sounds like an awesome kiss"

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Can someone please explain to little miss innocent (me!

) what a 'safety wank' is????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please explain to little miss innocent (me!

) what a 'safety wank' is????????"

A wank designed to make you last longer during sex later that day. A polite way of saying 'drain your balls'

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By *6guyMan
over a year ago

Hammersmith

"Well I managed to blink it off. Ha ha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a guy once and as soon as I kissed him and had only just placed a hand on his laptop- he shot his load in his pants - he was really embarrassed and made his excuses and left

That just makes me think "wow that sounds like an awesome kiss" "

Must have had some sort of fairy dust lol

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Was with a lady friend n we had invited another guy in for a 3 sum but my lady was sucking his cock but he could not get out fast enough he obviously did not like my lady friend but he said he was ok before we went in cos we chatted before we went in . His loss lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was with a lady friend n we had invited another guy in for a 3 sum but my lady was sucking his cock but he could not get out fast enough he obviously did not like my lady friend but he said he was ok before we went in cos we chatted before we went in . His loss lol "

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By *obluvs2playMan
over a year ago

redcar

I told him not to worry but he got agitated and said he would rather leave and not discuss it. Later that evening he blocked.me on the site when I asked him if he wished to meet again.

I really did fancy him and it was so annoying he felt that way!

Anyone on fab had a similar experience, and guys how would YOU have handled this situation?!"

Next time your keen on a bloke tell them to have a safety wank then shower then meet in that order lol

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By *ikeHWrexhamMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Happened to me a couple of times. Met a guy who has been bigging himself up about how much id have to work to make him cum, 5 seconds of his cock in my mouth he shot his load.

It has happened to me too when getting a bj I came almost straight away

thankfully the other guy was ok with it but I was rather embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first ever play I got a little too excited luckily my recovery time was very brief but still an embarrassing start

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Anyone on fab had a similar experience, and guys how would YOU have handled this situation?!"

I was 16

Very embarrassed.

Yes I saw her again..

I think you handled it well, him blocking you is his embarrassment. He might read the thread and unblock you. Or... Not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually have the opposite problem - taking a long time to cum... I think it's due to the nerves of meeting someone new.

I've had different embarrassing experiences though. One woman I met turned out to be a crazy cat lady - she had about 10 of them in her house and it stank! I tried to persevere but she didn't know how to kiss either - her teeth kept banging against mine. It wasn't long before I made my excuses and left!

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

She had a parrot that kept repeating "Pretty Polly, pretty Polly", over and over again. For some reason, this distracted me, and I eventually had to give up.

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