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By *oxy-roxy OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

been let down today, for a meet. whats the best excuse for not turning up for a meet. mine was, called into work.!! can any one better that? i bet there are some good excuse out there. best about it, us tvs spend time getting ready.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes people do get that, if they are on call for example, the phone rings, they go simple as that and cant be helped. Or perhaps he has been working on a project and bosses called him to discuss something, or he has chickened out

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My dog ate my homework.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were supposed to be meeting a couple for a drink/social. They had spoke to each other about cancelling but had not discussed who was going to send us a message on here...

....we got two totally different reasons to cancel from the same couple within two minutes as they had both logged in lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were supposed to be meeting a couple for a drink/social. They had spoke to each other about cancelling but had not discussed who was going to send us a message on here...

....we got two totally different reasons to cancel from the same couple within two minutes as they had both logged in lol.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


" been let down today, for a meet. whats the best excuse for not turning up for a meet. mine was, called into work.!! can any one better that? i bet there are some good excuse out there. best about it, us tvs spend time getting ready.! "

He claimed he fell asleep - though how he managed to post on here in his sleep is beyond me.

Oh and foxy, it's not only tv's that take time to get ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We couldnt get to a social we were really looking forward too, our excuse? We got hit by a tornado! but it was true!! x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I died last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and foxy, it's not only tv's that take time to get ready!"

You mean you actually make an effort Wendy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I cant be arsed to go on a meet I usually say just that lol must say I am turning into a lazy swinger cant be bothered getting ready to go out these days lol, rather slouch on the sofa watching telly with a big mug of tea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were supposed to be meeting a couple for a drink/social. They had spoke to each other about cancelling but had not discussed who was going to send us a message on here...

....we got two totally different reasons to cancel from the same couple within two minutes as they had both logged in lol.

That's terrible. So they both didn't say you were a pair of window licking mounters?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Oh and foxy, it's not only tv's that take time to get ready!

You mean you actually make an effort Wendy? "

yeah, I always put clean jammies on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talked to him on email

SWapped phone numbers

Talked on the phone

Booked the hotel

Waited in the bar

He did not show up.

The following morning a text came through......." sorry, I locked myself in the fridge and was not let out until this morning. I am freezing cold but ok"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talked to him on email

SWapped phone numbers

Talked on the phone

Booked the hotel

Waited in the bar

He did not show up.

The following morning a text came through......." sorry, I locked myself in the fridge and was not let out until this morning. I am freezing cold but ok""

A severe case of cold feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my best one wasnt even an excuse

I was meeting a guy at his place, i dont drive so i got the train, he offered to pic me up at the train station so off i goes got the train, got off at the station, went to agreed meeting place and waiting, about 5 mins after me time he was supposed to pic me up i got a text saying

sorry change of plan, im meeting someone else now so im not coming to fetch you

10 out of 10 for honetly i suppose lol

also had a guy tell me his mum had died on the day of meeting which turned out to be a lie, thing is to be a good liar you have to have a good memory

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

I was abducted by aliens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was abducted by aliens"

to be fair tho that could be true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i forgot

thats what was sent to me once

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By *edannaCouple
over a year ago

n wales coast

i had to tune my sons tv

before that message he was single with no kids duh

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis


"i had to tune my sons tv

before that message he was single with no kids duh"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" been let down today, for a meet. whats the best excuse for not turning up for a meet. mine was, called into work.!! can any one better that? i bet there are some good excuse out there. best about it, us tvs spend time getting ready.! "

Wouldn't you allow him to have a ( perhaps real ) reason rather than an excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" been let down today, for a meet. whats the best excuse for not turning up for a meet. mine was, called into work.!! can any one better that? i bet there are some good excuse out there. best about it, us tvs spend time getting ready.! "

mine was from a reg play-friend and he said he had a cold and didn't want to inflict it on me YET i had a chest infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me fanny's healed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The car is snowed in.... we called the AA but they have also got stuck trying to dig us out...we're now all stuck (it went on...)

this was about 4 weeks ago after (well what we considered) a mere sprinkling of snow! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mams cming out hospital so need to look for nursing home for her 3weks down line she still in hospital ha ha funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have never cancelled a meet but have had to bail out half way thro due to children!!!

Was a really good meet as well but am hopefully going back for a second time soon!!

Kids dont you just love them !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was a girl i had met for a social and things went well so we arranged a fun meet. Only to be messaged on morning of proposed meet that she had vegetable soup the day before and " had gas " so didnt want to meet. Never did rearrange that meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone once said.... their face had just been on "Crimewatch"...so they couldn,t leave their house.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I cant be arsed to go on a meet I usually say just that lol must say I am turning into a lazy swinger cant be bothered getting ready to go out these days lol, rather slouch on the sofa watching telly with a big mug of tea lol "

Its not just me then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only had a couple of meets, but I have had to let someone down with the called into work line but I am a retain fireman once the pager goes I'm off sorry!!

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

Arranged to meet a single guy (for the very first time) on a Saturday.

He contacted us in the morning to say his mom had died.

The next weekend his brother had died

The one after that he was feeling really ill with a cold.

We decided at that point we would never go to Telford as there seemed to be some sort of epidemic going round.

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

East Lincs

Was it the same guy that we were due to meet ?......lol

On the day of the meet his mother died then when rearranged 2 weeks later his sister also died !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my friend had a no show. excuse was satnav battery went half way though driving enroute to meet her. so he texted her to say he had turned back home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... satnav battery went half way though driving enroute to meet her....."

OMG so some men would really miss out on sex, rather than stop the car to ask for directions? PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it the same guy that we were due to meet ?......lol

On the day of the meet his mother died then when rearranged 2 weeks later his sister also died !! "

Sorry, your off my list of hopefuls. (not prepared to take the risk, sorry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know this is the opposite but i crashed my car but still did not cancel my meet scheduled for 2 hours later...no i'm not desperate but was not going to let a shit day ruin my evening as well

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish


"my friend had a no show. excuse was satnav battery went half way though driving enroute to meet her. so he texted her to say he had turned back home."
I have had the exact same excuse...but on top of it he had no reception, and just as he got reception phone battery died...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there was a girl i had met for a social and things went well so we arranged a fun meet. Only to be messaged on morning of proposed meet that she had vegetable soup the day before and " had gas " so didnt want to meet. Never did rearrange that meet lol"

Now that is a good excuse! Must remember that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly have one: I left my sat nav in my car, which is being fixed at the garage, therefore, I do not know where I am going as the map is also in the car!

Luckily, I am familiar with the place I shall be meeting, PHEW!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Years ago i was chatting to a guy for ages and there was a big social on we arranged to meet there. He wasnt there and i thought no more about it 10 days later he rang me he had been in a carcrash on the way to the party and i had forgotten about him lol. Did end up going out with him for two years though

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

Was due to meet a guy at a previous social, he turned up at the house I was staying at and seemed uneasy. We chatted etc and when I went to get showered and dressed for the night out, he disappeared off home! I got a text about half an hour later saying sorry, forgot something from home will try to get back!

Luckily for me, Larry was also at the party that night. We met, hit it off and are now married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"someone once said.... their face had just been on "Crimewatch"...so they couldn,t leave their house..... "

Has to take the award for best excuse ever!

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By *oxy-roxy OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

thanks for all your replys on, best excuse for not meeting. very interesting and funny. well the guy i was to meet, who was called into work, ( best excuse for not meeting)

, has now left the site.so i wont be hearing from him. any way its his lost.

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

The first couple we ever met. We had an afternoon session with them, had a break for dinner together in the hotel. Just got stripped and started in the evening and his phone rang, called into work because a driver was involved in a fatal accident!

To be fair he offered to leave his wife with us and we could drive her home afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was due to have a meet one evening but during the day I had a nasty car accident. I still contacted from my hospital bed to cancel 5 hours before we were supposed to meet. He wanted to come and see me in hospital. When I asked why he said we could still have fun if we pulled the curtains round!!!!!. I thought he was joking at first but apparently he was serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Chinese delivery man was running late and he couldnt come without having his tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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