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"I've long thin fingers... So I've no clue  "Really? No clue? Long thin cock darling x | |||
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"I'd say this theory works for only 50% of wangs I've seen " We must mix in different circles! Lol... 20 years of research!  | |||
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"Wrong this time, large hands, thick fingers. Cock like a hamster "Impossible | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well????? "I have long thin figures but am ubsure if there is a correlation | |||
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"I'd say this theory works for only 50% of wangs I've seen " Yeah :') i have long thin fingers, but my cock has been described as thick | |||
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"I have quite short stubby fingers... guess that makes mine a dinky winky" You can't have. I saw your fingers and they aren't short and stubby....so your cock is a match!  | |||
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"I have quite short stubby fingers... guess that makes mine a dinky winky You can't have. I saw your fingers and they aren't short and stubby....so your cock is a match! "Actually they are very thin... maybe i have a thin member too...? I don't know I haven't been involved in a "Wang off" for a while | |||
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"I'd say this theory works for only 50% of wangs I've seen Yeah :') i have long thin fingers, but my cock has been described as thick" Well it's about proportion of thickness and length. Your cock is an appendage like your toes and fingers. So the 'thickness' and ' length' is relative. So your self descibed 'long thin' fingers might be not be that thin! ..might be average? But if your fingers are also long then you probably have a long cock with average girth. | |||
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"Wrong this time, large hands, thick fingers. Cock like a hamster
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I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah | |||
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"I'd say this theory works for only 50% of wangs I've seen Yeah :') i have long thin fingers, but my cock has been described as thick Well it's about proportion of thickness and length. Your cock is an appendage like your toes and fingers. So the 'thickness' and ' length' is relative. So your self descibed 'long thin' fingers might be not be that thin! ..might be average? But if your fingers are also long then you probably have a long cock with average girth." I actually have tiny hands tbh  . About the average size for a teenage girl. So it surprises people when they see my size | |||
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"I have quite short stubby fingers... guess that makes mine a dinky winky You can't have. I saw your fingers and they aren't short and stubby....so your cock is a match!
Actually they are very thin... maybe i have a thin member too...? I don't know I haven't been involved in a "Wang off" for a while"But you had longish fingers... so your cock is a good length! I think you might be underestimating your proportions of your fingers inaccurately..... | |||
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"I'd say this theory works for only 50% of wangs I've seen Yeah :') i have long thin fingers, but my cock has been described as thick Well it's about proportion of thickness and length. Your cock is an appendage like your toes and fingers. So the 'thickness' and ' length' is relative. So your self descibed 'long thin' fingers might be not be that thin! ..might be average? But if your fingers are also long then you probably have a long cock with average girth. I actually have tiny hands tbh . About the average size for a teenage girl. So it surprises people when they see my size"You don't have small hands from your photos! Lol | |||
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"I'd say this theory works for only 50% of wangs I've seen Yeah :') i have long thin fingers, but my cock has been described as thick Well it's about proportion of thickness and length. Your cock is an appendage like your toes and fingers. So the 'thickness' and ' length' is relative. So your self descibed 'long thin' fingers might be not be that thin! ..might be average? But if your fingers are also long then you probably have a long cock with average girth. I actually have tiny hands tbh . About the average size for a teenage girl. So it surprises people when they see my size
You don't have small hands from your photos! Lol "It's a case of you have to see them in person to believe me | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah "Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.???? | |||
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"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks. " Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol.... I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion! Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!! | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah
Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.???? "Need a power point presentation with graphs please | |||
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"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks. Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol.... I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion! Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!! "Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?  | |||
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"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks. Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol.... I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion! Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!
Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet? "Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!!  | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah
Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????
Need a power point presentation with graphs please "I will try to find it! | |||
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"I hope you all know this is just a bit of fun trivia stuff? Let's not get too obsessed ha.....it's a Saturday lunchtime and I have just having a light hearted chat about all the lovely cocks on FAB! " | |||
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"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks. Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol.... I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion! Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!
Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?
Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!! "Typical. Should I bring my drill? | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah
Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????
Need a power point presentation with graphs please
I will try to find it! "I'll get the projector and tape measure | |||
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"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks. Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol.... I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion! Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!
Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?
Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!!
Typical. Should I bring my drill? "Pollyfiller too....you'll need to fill that hole | |||
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"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks. Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol.... I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion! Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!
Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?
Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!!
Typical. Should I bring my drill? "Well of course! How are you going to complete the job without your drill??? | |||
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"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks. Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol.... I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion! Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!
Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?
Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!!
Typical. Should I bring my drill?
Pollyfiller too....you'll need to fill that hole "Do you know how crap I look in a toolbelt? Oh well... anything for the ladies... ((Really Pauly, have some bloody pride)) | |||
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"I have made my own assessment based on the photos and reached my own conclusions! However I shall refrain from sharing those ... " | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah
Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????
Need a power point presentation with graphs please
I will try to find it!
I'll get the projector and tape measure "If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ?? | |||
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"lol,,what a lot of rubbish "Pah! All true!!!! | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah
Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????
Need a power point presentation with graphs please
I will try to find it!
I'll get the projector and tape measure
If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ?? "No by all means do it for the scientific community..... But remember it's rude to talk with your mouth full | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah
Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????
Need a power point presentation with graphs please
I will try to find it!
I'll get the projector and tape measure
If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ?? "I can always debunk statistics, how is life at Sydney university by the way? | |||
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"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks. Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol.... I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion! Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!
Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?
Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!!
Typical. Should I bring my drill?
Pollyfiller too....you'll need to fill that hole "Now that's rude lol! And almost most inconvenient for the woman! Didn't you know you leave things as you find them! | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah
Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????
Need a power point presentation with graphs please
I will try to find it!
I'll get the projector and tape measure
If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ??
I can always debunk statistics, how is life at Sydney university by the way? "No point asking me about Sydney University! Anyone who quotes them at the end of their profile MUST have a TINY cock!!!! That's obvious! I don't even need a ruler for that! | |||
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"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks. Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol.... I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion! Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!
Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?
Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!!
Typical. Should I bring my drill?
Pollyfiller too....you'll need to fill that hole
Now that's rude lol! And almost most inconvenient for the woman! Didn't you know you leave things as you find them! "A good workman always tidies up after himself | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah
Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????
Need a power point presentation with graphs please
I will try to find it!
I'll get the projector and tape measure
If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ??
No by all means do it for the scientific community..... But remember it's rude to talk with your mouth full "Well you SAY 'mouth full' but it depends doesn't it! If they put Sydney University at the bottom of their profile then I KNOW they have a tiny cock so I will have room for some chocolate too! | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well????? "I am a believer | |||
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"Strangely enough its all to do with your DNA. this contains certain length measurements so to speak that get used throughout your body so things do tend to match up. another example of this is the length of your forearm and foot are equal. (all within a small tolerance) " Exactly! !!! | |||
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"Strangely enough its all to do with your DNA. this contains certain length measurements so to speak that get used throughout your body so things do tend to match up. another example of this is the length of your forearm and foot are equal. (all within a small tolerance) " Those are bones though. Cocks,noses and earlobes have no bones so don't correlate like that. | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah
Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????
Need a power point presentation with graphs please
I will try to find it!
I'll get the projector and tape measure
If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ??
No by all means do it for the scientific community..... But remember it's rude to talk with your mouth full
Well you SAY 'mouth full' but it depends doesn't it! If they put Sydney University at the bottom of their profile then I KNOW they have a tiny cock so I will have room for some chocolate too! "Lol no room for chocolate with me and pauly90 | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah
Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????
Need a power point presentation with graphs please
I will try to find it!
I'll get the projector and tape measure
If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ??
No by all means do it for the scientific community..... But remember it's rude to talk with your mouth full
Well you SAY 'mouth full' but it depends doesn't it! If they put Sydney University at the bottom of their profile then I KNOW they have a tiny cock so I will have room for some chocolate too!
Lol no room for chocolate with me and pauly90 "Maybe a "waifer thin mint".... | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well????? "Long slim fingers, but I don't class my little chap as big... Maybe average, and not that thick... Maybe your theory works on some of us? | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah
Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????
Need a power point presentation with graphs please
I will try to find it!
I'll get the projector and tape measure
If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ??
No by all means do it for the scientific community..... But remember it's rude to talk with your mouth full
Well you SAY 'mouth full' but it depends doesn't it! If they put Sydney University at the bottom of their profile then I KNOW they have a tiny cock so I will have room for some chocolate too!
Lol no room for chocolate with me and pauly90
Maybe a "waifer thin mint".... "Que the French accent "waiter thin" But no mint ouch too many bad experiences with mint source shower gel  | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah
Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????
Need a power point presentation with graphs please
I will try to find it!
I'll get the projector and tape measure
If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ??
No by all means do it for the scientific community..... But remember it's rude to talk with your mouth full
Well you SAY 'mouth full' but it depends doesn't it! If they put Sydney University at the bottom of their profile then I KNOW they have a tiny cock so I will have room for some chocolate too!
Lol no room for chocolate with me and pauly90
Maybe a "waifer thin mint"....
Que the French accent "waiter thin"
But no mint ouch too many bad experiences with mint source shower gel "I love that stuff (well done for spotting the Mr Creosote reference). Try giving oral with curiously strong mints, rolling in your mouth .... fantastic! | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well????? "Is that your superpower? | |||
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"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.
Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah
Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.???? "Judging people on physical stats no thanks. Sounds a terrible meet thats if they get past the postcode ranking test lmfao. Visual appeal and personality always a winner | |||
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"I've long thin fingers... So I've no clue
Really? No clue? Long thin cock darling x"I'd say your right :D | |||
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And I've the hands about the size of my teenage daughters..
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"an accurate measurement of cock size can be ascertained by measuring from the base of the wrist upwards to the tip of the middle finger , the resulting measurement is a pretty accurate determination of cock inches .your welcome "Cool does it also give you any indication about whether they know how to wield it? | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well????? "I have huge hands long fat fingers, ? | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well????? "You must be right I have small thin fingers, size 6 feet and loves dressing as a girl! Oh and 5 inch little cock! | |||
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"There's no correlation. My brachydactyly means I have short, stubby fingers, and I'm only 5'7", but my cock is 7" long and of average thickness "Your height isn't relevant. 'Stubby' usually means thickish fingers.... so it is pretty accurate! The length of your fingers will have similar proportions to your cock length | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well?????
You must be right I have small thin fingers, size 6 feet and loves dressing as a girl! Oh and 5 inch little cock! "Didn't get further than your profile pic....why are you pushing your chest out like a penguin?????? Lol!!!!! | |||
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"Christmas has arrived lol " Well easy for you to say! Lol! (No pics to provide the evidence! Not that you have to of course.... but we will have to take your word for it lol) | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well?????
I have huge hands long fat fingers, ?"Then Christmas arrived for your wife! | |||
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"Johnsodas theory of relativity ©johnsoda0204 The size of the cock is relative to the size of the hand holding it "Bad luck then! I have tiny hands!!! | |||
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"I honestly thought I was the only person that used this 'method'" He he.... of course...people have varying perceptions of themselves which may or may not bear any resemblance to reality! So while some describe their cocks as big, small, long, short etc..... it's their opinion...which others might agree with....or not!
Still doesn't change my theory based on years of research ( ) that the size/dimensions of their cock is directly proportionate to the size of their fingers! | |||
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"I admit my cock isn't the biggest, but my body and hands make it look tiny!, 6ft 4 18 stone, hands like shuvles. Makes 7 inches look like 4 inches. "You don't have a small cock! But you are covering half of it with your hands anyway! Lol | |||
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"there is no scientific evidence to link the size of hand, fingers or any other part of the anatomy to the size of the penis. it is a load of tosh. Another fallacy relates the size of feet to size of penis. However, the length of you foot roughly corresponds to the length of your forearm from elbow to wrist on the inner arm" I don't need a research publication in the lancet to know what i know lol! I look at mens hands and fingers all the time lol.... if I get the pleasure of knowing their cock..... I have never been wrong! | |||
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"If say I have rather skinny fingers, but def not skinny down below." But you don't have skinny fingers!!!! Lol!!! | |||
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"I admit my cock isn't the biggest, but my body and hands make it look tiny!, 6ft 4 18 stone, hands like shuvles. Makes 7 inches look like 4 inches.
You don't have a small cock! But you are covering half of it with your hands anyway! Lol"I would love to see a pic of my cock in your hand! | |||
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"what about mine then subby? x" You actually want me to give you feedback on your cock in a public forum??? Lol!!!! | |||
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"Word has it Abu Hamza has a pronounced bend on his one "Let's hope it isn't fitted with a hook as well then! | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well????? "How did that work with Jeremy beadle.? He had one hand smaller then other | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well?????
How did that work with Jeremy beadle.? He had one hand smaller then other"Maybe his cock is bigger on one side???? Lol | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well?????
How did that work with Jeremy beadle.? He had one hand smaller then other
Maybe his cock is bigger on one side???? Lol" the mind boggles | |||
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" 'Stubby' usually means thickish fingers.... so it is pretty accurate! The length of your fingers will have similar proportions to your cock length" But...whilst my fingers are short and thick, my cock is long and thin... So even not factoring my overall height, my fingers don't match my cock... | |||
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" 'Stubby' usually means thickish fingers.... so it is pretty accurate! The length of your fingers will have similar proportions to your cock length But...whilst my fingers are short and thick, my cock is long and thin... So even not factoring my overall height, my fingers don't match my cock..."Are you sure your looking at your cock??!?  | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well????? "I'm 6'7 with hands like shovels lol | |||
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" 'Stubby' usually means thickish fingers.... so it is pretty accurate! The length of your fingers will have similar proportions to your cock length But...whilst my fingers are short and thick, my cock is long and thin... So even not factoring my overall height, my fingers don't match my cock..."I don't believe you! Lol | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well?????
I'm 6'7 with hands like shovels lol"Being 6'7 is irrelevant. Having hands like shovels is! | |||
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" 'Stubby' usually means thickish fingers.... so it is pretty accurate! The length of your fingers will have similar proportions to your cock length But...whilst my fingers are short and thick, my cock is long and thin... So even not factoring my overall height, my fingers don't match my cock...
Are you sure your looking at your cock??!? "LOL! !!!! | |||
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"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one... I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock....... Short chubby fingers? Short thin fingers? Long thin fingers? Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived! Well?????
I'm 6'7 with hands like shovels lol
Being 6'7 is irrelevant. Having hands like shovels is! "Shame ur not kinky enough to find out lol | |||
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"If say I have rather skinny fingers, but def not skinny down below. But you don't have skinny fingers!!!! Lol!!!" They're slim fingers - def smaller than average. I have tiny wrists too (6" around). | |||
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