FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest occupations... Of guys I have met on here!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!

Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!

Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!"

Did you bash his Bishop?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Nothing new. I bought my white leather restraints off a vicar friend on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow this is all getting interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No names or even hints about location but Himself knows two magistrates and a councillor on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you met a under water scaffolder yet?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met a few policemen and someone who worked for the water board...boring lol

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By *magine all the peopleCouple
over a year ago

Perth

Head Teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a club DJ is on here. Sadly it's not Pete Tong.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Funeral director (in 30's).

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

I have only met nurses from fab

Not really strange but strange they are all nurses!

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

We played with a couple where the man took sperm from bulls for artificial insemination. Rose thought he was a bit of a bull himself!

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

Met a guy who appears on TV regularly and also a proffesional Rugby player and football player. not local to us I miht add and we would never say who as discretion is a big thing for us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!

Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!"

Then he was truly blessed by the lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met a porn producer ,lovey man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!

Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!

Then he was truly blessed by the lord"

Hahaha

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Dancer, teacher, military, pharmacist, PhD student etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've met a porn producer ,lovey man "

Ive tried that ine before, but its never worked for me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol he is a well known porn producer ...

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By *evon DelightCouple
over a year ago

A town in Devon

We've met a cop and a senior army officer before. In fact both on the same night. What a night!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

There are lot of policemen, firemen....emergency service workers in here.

Escapism from the stress! So not really unusual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Policeman, army Sergeant (in his uniform

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Personal trainer, few company directors etc, nothing hugely exciting tbh

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Plumbers, firemen, squaddies and coppers here.

Favourite is definitely squaddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!

Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!"

Why is that surprising? You know dick size isn't strongly correlated with height!!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!

Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!

Why is that surprising? You know dick size isn't strongly correlated with height!!"

He must have had big feet!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!

Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!

Why is that surprising? You know dick size isn't strongly correlated with height!!

He must have had big feet!!!!"

Size 11's here. And a very average cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gold miner . Met a dentist?

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!

Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!

Why is that surprising? You know dick size isn't strongly correlated with height!!

He must have had big feet!!!!

Size 11's here. And a very average cock. "

Nothing to do with height but every lathing to do with feet /toes or hands/fingers. Easier to work it out by looking at fingers. My theory has never let me down yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long thin fingers and average thin cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a magician once. He was an expert in disappearance acts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!

Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!

Why is that surprising? You know dick size isn't strongly correlated with height!!

He must have had big feet!!!!

Size 11's here. And a very average cock.

Nothing to do with height but every lathing to do with feet /toes or hands/fingers. Easier to work it out by looking at fingers. My theory has never let me down yet! "

Does nail biting mean anything in your analysis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!

Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!

Why is that surprising? You know dick size isn't strongly correlated with height!!

He must have had big feet!!!!

Size 11's here. And a very average cock.

Nothing to do with height but every lathing to do with feet /toes or hands/fingers. Easier to work it out by looking at fingers. My theory has never let me down yet!

Does nail biting mean anything in your analysis? "
yeah good at oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

Well my hubby is a bit bolloxed lol as he doesnt have full fingers and has a much bigger coxk than the fingers he has got x

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By *lanelliguy92Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

I call bullshit on this, I have long thin fingers but a thick cock

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

My fb is a (female) judge. Submissive, and kinky as fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not all true about ur height and the size of ur dick, im 6ft 3 but iv only got 2inch of hard dickkk ??????

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

My jobs are kinda weird, female drag queen and dominatrix.

Met porn star, a chap who I'm pretty sure was a spy and a film producer

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

"
average quite thick fingers here .. I'd say your theory stands.... now we need a pussy theory

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

average quite thick fingers here .. I'd say your theory stands.... now we need a pussy theory

Hmm. Not sure I know a pussy theory!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

I call bullshit on this, I have long thin fingers but a thick cock "

Impossible!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

Well my hubby is a bit bolloxed lol as he doesnt have full fingers and has a much bigger coxk than the fingers he has got x "

Ah BUT if he DID have full fingets, they would be the same proportions as his cock!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Sorry OP.... I just realised I have subconsciously re directed the topic of your thread! I will start a different thread about my theory so you guys can get back to the topic of unusual jobs. X

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By *lanelliguy92Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

I call bullshit on this, I have long thin fingers but a thick cock

Impossible! "

I can send you a picture if you need proof lol

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I cannot recall any particularly unusual professions. ...

Well..... there was the guy who I had an on /off D/s relationship with, who is a VERY well known person in the Foreign office but my lips are sealed!

And that policeman in the back of his the police van on the hard shoulder of the motorway some years back!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I once met a Police Chief and his Mrs for a night of fun in Newcastle (for the record, they weren't from Newcastle) - she was well sexy too

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I did get chatting to an ex vicar in Torture Garden a while ago but not my thing. Funny guy though! Apparantly he was in the Sun newspaper for his 'sins'!!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

In the old days of the Fetish scene, quite a few famous faces! You couldn't get away with it now.... unless wearing a gimp mask or other disguising outfit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't compete.. ?? Lol

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

Not just off fab but have met

Verger

Magistrate

High court judge

Police

Heart surgeon. Odd fellow he was.

Doctor

Teacher

Nurse

Company director

Game keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurses. Doctors and generally medical.

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

Oh and I almost forgot (how could I). Quite a few years back, I fucked the 19yr girlfriend of a married Police Chief (he turned up to my house in his uniform) He watched and wanked as I fucked her. This was particularly satisfying - as I'd just received a speeding fine.

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Oh and I almost forgot (how could I). Quite a few years back, I fucked the 19yr girlfriend of a married Police Chief (he turned up to my house in his uniform) He watched and wanked as I fucked her. This was particularly satisfying - as I'd just received a speeding fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police office, Sgt. & insp!

Magistrate

Bodyguards to the the rich!

Film extra

University lecturers

And last but not least loads & loads of HR managers ....bloody loads of the buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ace

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By *tockport_slutWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Few uniforms occupations

Found a councillor on here. Didn't meet as he was part of a party I don't like

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

If anyone wants to fuck a pirate.....

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"If anyone wants to fuck a pirate....."

Do you have a parot and do you look like Johnny Depp?

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

If Jason Statham is on FAB, could he call me please?,,,

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"If anyone wants to fuck a pirate.....

Do you have a parot and do you look like Johnny Depp?

*parrot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!

Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!"

I'm about 5' 7 1/2".......but it's not the 5' you need to worry about!

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

"If anyone wants to fuck a pirate.....

Do you have a parot and do you look like Johnny Depp?

*parrot!

Not quite but hey we can't all look like depp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex footballer

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Im a leather worker, who makes armour.

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

We have met some interesting people here on Fab & with work who we wouldn't have known under normal circumstances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a hamster shearer. You need a steady hand, I can tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prawn sexer.

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