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Depube-ing the fella.

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By *ilthyjackcouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Swansea

So P has decided that it's time his manbush is no more and has asked me to get rid for him.

What's best to rid him of his short & curlies?

I have Immac, wax strips, a razor blade and some very sharp scissors, which would you choose?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Razor blade....anything else is just cruel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wax of course

Remember that time he didn't do the washing up

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Razor blade. Although if he were a REAL man, he could just get you to pull them out with your teeth.

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By *ilthyjackcouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Swansea


"Razor blade. Although if he were a REAL man, he could just get you to pull them out with your teeth. "

ICK!!!

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By *tillup4funMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"So P has decided that it's time his manbush is no more and has asked me to get rid for him.

What's best to rid him of his short & curlies?

I have Immac, wax strips, a razor blade and some very sharp scissors, which would you choose? "

I use a trimmer to close crop then an electric razor a bit tender for a few hours but nice and smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandpaper??

Just kidding. I'd use immac

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By *ay BrowerMan
over a year ago

Oldham

Veet

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

Pluck them out one by one

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

If you have a male grooming place that does intimate waxing, nearby, I'd recommend waxing - not half as painful as a lot of us blokes might believe, and leaves a lovely smooth finish better than you can get with a razor.

If there's not one, then I'd go with a razor and lots of foam personally, but may depend on thickness of hair etc, in which case a trimmer to start and then finish with a razor.

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trim close and then shave (carefully) - we have shaved each other - good mixture of horny funny and nervy

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By *oobyLewCouple
over a year ago

South Cheshire

Defo trim and then shave works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pluck them out one by one "

Why the evil face? I've plucked mine individually several times. Make an incredibly smooth finish and lasts a good while too. Took a lot less time than I thought it would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Razor blade. Although if he were a REAL man, he could just get you to pull them out with your teeth. "

That may be the best thing I've read today

Just don't let him use an epilator if you've got one. I decided to loan the Mrs. Let's just say there was an incident involving skin, a ball sack, the possibility of crying and the ever loving better half, killing herself laughing .

Have fun, hope it goes smoothly

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

Trim first.

Then shave....

Leave it a week or so until about 5-6mm then get the lot waxed.

Re wax every 5 weeks.

D

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By *st 1972Man
over a year ago

Kingswinford


"So P has decided that it's time his manbush is no more and has asked me to get rid for him.

What's best to rid him of his short & curlies?

I have Immac, wax strips, a razor blade and some very sharp scissors, which would you choose? "

Trim first and wet shave deffo no aftershave though(unless you're angry with him)

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

Its best done in the shower as the last thing, the hair will be softer then,trim first then shave you can use foam but I find just a good lather with normal soap does fine. use other hand to pull skin tight and don't worry never nicked my self yet

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By *ilthyjackcouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Swansea

We went with the very sharp scissors and then veet.

I'm impressed that given the light was fading and I got the giggles when I was trimming him there isn't a cut or scratch to be seen, and all important bits of his anatomy are still attached. Though possibly not as relieved as he is.

The veet worked a treat too - he's lovely and hair free. I've told him I'll do his back and crack next, with the wax...

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Razor blade. Although if he were a REAL man, he could just get you to pull them out with your teeth.

That may be the best thing I've read today

Just don't let him use an epilator if you've got one. I decided to loan the Mrs. Let's just say there was an incident involving skin, a ball sack, the possibility of crying and the ever loving better half, killing herself laughing .

Have fun, hope it goes smoothly"

Ha ha @possibility of crying... I bet the air turned blue!! This made me laugh a lot..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just use clippers and give it a buzz cut

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Depends if he has annoyed you or not, if he is in the dog house the wax strips or immac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet "

And for those tempted by this sage advice would also be advised to look up the positive and happy reviews on Amazon.

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By *ilthyjackcouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Swansea


"Veet

And for those tempted by this sage advice would also be advised to look up the positive and happy reviews on Amazon. "

It didn't hurt him at all. Thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet

And for those tempted by this sage advice would also be advised to look up the positive and happy reviews on Amazon.

It didn't hurt him at all. Thankfully "

and smooth bollocks are lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I know, I posted this ages ago, but for the newcomers wanting to get smooth, I thought it could do with repeating!

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect!

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By *ong riderMan
over a year ago

belfast

Heheh very good. However for those of us into a bit of forced depubed depravity veet sounds like the perfect tonic here...while firmly secured to the st Andrew...

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By *picyminxWoman
over a year ago

Huntingdon

Magic powder and an exfoliating glove to rub it off. Works a treat and very easy x

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By *appy69coupleCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Magic powder? Never heard of that.

I used veet for years and then one day out of the blue it burned the hell out of me.

I wet shave now which is ok but needs redoing a lot.

Considering a waxing set.

X

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By *iscretefuncoupleCouple
over a year ago

Blackheath


"trim close and then shave (carefully) - we have shaved each other - good mixture of horny funny and nervy "

Trim with scissors or we have a Phillips bikini line trimmer, then lady shave, then just keep on trimming every couple of days ! Feels so tooooo !

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Magic powder and an exfoliating glove to rub it off. Works a treat and very easy x "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lucky enough to have an intimate waxing salon not far away. Done properly, doesn't hurt anything like what I'd thought it might. Really smooth and stayed that way far longer than shaving

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Blow lamp...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah dip em in petrol straddle a candle. And whooooosh. Gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a cut throat razor nice smooth finish. Just make sure she hasn't got Parkinson's. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic powder does the job and leaves a really smooth finish but it grows back within a day or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch , thats just brought tears to my eyes...i tried to use a beard trimmer and nipped my self and oh my good it looked like roadkill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trim with clippers then razor! Veet is just evil!!

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By *appy69coupleCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Magic powder and an exfoliating glove to rub it off. Works a treat and very easy x

This "

Tried the magic powder today. Works great and no sting. Thanks! Xx

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

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By *appyfuckerMan
over a year ago

in a happy place north wales coast

Good quality razor and balm after

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By *picyminxWoman
over a year ago

Huntingdon


"Magic powder and an exfoliating glove to rub it off. Works a treat and very easy x

This

Tried the magic powder today. Works great and no sting. Thanks! Xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go with a trimmer nice and tidy don't like it when there is nothing down there plucked turkey look lol but that's just me x

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By *haved and SmoothCouple
over a year ago

North East


"Sandpaper??

Just kidding. I'd use immac"

Tried it once, left it on too long! Lobster balls for 2 weeks!

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By *eteinhantsMan
over a year ago

Southsea

Tried Veet once it didnt do anything, thankfully from some of what the previous posters have said, so scissors and wet razor in shower works well.

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