FabSwingers.com forum: Statuses that just make you laugh....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hoping it is ok to ask/do this but we have all seen some crazy/funny/just plain stupid statuses....

Is it ok to post them here?? No names remember.

I saw one the other day from a guy....."looking to suck some straight cock"

I wondered if he meant one that wasn't curved? Or is there an assumption that he could mean "fab straight?"

What statuses do/have made you giggle....?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Tina's are always good

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

There's a couple near me who's rants are epiccally hilarious...

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I saw one posted by a man,saying he wouldnt buy a lady bikes for hee kids for a meet.Apparently costing 68 quid,made me wonder what some people demand.Miss.

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

fab status words versus the profile words. A psychiatrist's would have a field day

Noticed some profiles claiming the likes of lovely happy sexy stable easy going fun people whilst it's incessant profile status updates are aggressive, ranting, baiting/attention desperate and generally not sounding fun

Saying that it's good to see the polar opposite reality to profile claims

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

People tell me some of mine are funny! I just get thoughts on a whim and write it down 5 hen I forget about it until someone reminds me lol..half the time I can't recall why I wrote it!

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"People tell me some of mine are funny! I just get thoughts on a whim and write it down 5 hen I forget about it until someone reminds me lol..half the time I can't recall why I wrote it!

I almost spat my drink out on this one..

No more cock pics with pubes growing up the sides like ivy round a tree!!!! You will starve your cocks of oxygen and they will fall off!!!"

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By *obluvs2playMan
over a year ago

redcar

Some one asking for a cooker the other week

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

The ones asking for a plumber ot iIT expert are fair enough...we got skills then we can share...but they always make me think of those porn film scenarios and I always laugh...

Er, guitar lessons anyone

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Must get better at typing on iPad...damn those typos...

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"People tell me some of mine are funny! I just get thoughts on a whim and write it down 5 hen I forget about it until someone reminds me lol..half the time I can't recall why I wrote it!

I almost spat my drink out on this one..

No more cock pics with pubes growing up the sides like ivy round a tree!!!! You will starve your cocks of oxygen and they will fall off!!!"

.. "

LOL. ...well it's true! All that shrubbery around the Base! I mean! WTF? ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one yesterday that just said

There's some right mingers on here, should rename fab mingers

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