FabSwingers.com forum: Bad blow jobs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't remember having a bad experience either receiving or giving a blow job. Rank them from knee tremblers and unlimited "oh fuck" to wow that was just what was needed. Thankfully, I have never had one that didn't work, so has anyone had this before. I don't think it is possible

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

One or two but not from the Mrs .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst blow job I ever had was still a hundred times better than no blow job!

That said, I don't always cum from oral, it has to be just right to top me over the edge. And I've had a couple that were a little bit too teethy!

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By *enny the lip lickerMan
over a year ago

bath bristol

I have had a few bad blow jobs that probably Had the idea that just putting in there mouths was enough !! Which made me laugh out loud !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst blow job I ever had was still a hundred times better than no blow job!

That said, I don't always cum from oral, it has to be just right to top me over the edge. And I've had a couple that were a little bit too teethy!"

'Teethy' OMG!!!! Lol brilliant!

No worry of that from me, I pop mine out & put them in my handbag first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One or two but not from the Mrs ."

ha ha good answer lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The worst blow job I ever had was still a hundred times better than no blow job!

That said, I don't always cum from oral, it has to be just right to top me over the edge. And I've had a couple that were a little bit too teethy!

'Teethy' OMG!!!! Lol brilliant!

No worry of that from me, I pop mine out & put them in my handbag first

Brilliant lol x

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By *enny the lip lickerMan
over a year ago

bath bristol

That's brilliant and very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gf of mine unexpectedly let me out of her mouth at just the wrong moment - got a stinging eyeful at close range! Painful - but we both laughed about it afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst blow job I ever had was still a hundred times better than no blow job!

That said, I don't always cum from oral, it has to be just right to top me over the edge. And I've had a couple that were a little bit too teethy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst blow job I ever had was still a hundred times better than no blow job!

That said, I don't always cum from oral, it has to be just right to top me over the edge. And I've had a couple that were a little bit too teethy!

'Teethy' OMG!!!! Lol brilliant!

No worry of that from me, I pop mine out & put them in my handbag first

Now that, weirdly, sounds perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv had a lot unfortunately, by most who give all the talk blah blah words are cheap.. which is annoying when iv gone down on them an they bloody drowned me in their juices an cum once or twice. But can't return the favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While ago out dogging

My FB was fucking me from behind hard and I was giving a guy a blow job

I bite down when I came ......

Opps

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"One or two but not from the Mrs .

ha ha good answer lol "

Haha safety first my friend or I'll miss out on the good ones as well

Worst one, I was sat there wondering if she was actually sucking it or just putting it in her mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" While ago out dogging

My FB was fucking me from behind hard and I was giving a guy a blow job

I bite down when I came ......

Opps"

holy fuck no arghhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One or two but not from the Mrs .

ha ha good answer lol

Haha safety first my friend or I'll miss out on the good ones as well

Worst one, I was sat there wondering if she was actually sucking it or just putting it in her mouth."

You are a brave man saying that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never from Sabrina , but one or two from women who think it's ok to bite and scrape their teeth ok my cock .

I fucking hate that ......

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"One or two but not from the Mrs .

ha ha good answer lol

Haha safety first my friend or I'll miss out on the good ones as well

Worst one, I was sat there wondering if she was actually sucking it or just putting it in her mouth.

You are a brave man saying that lol"

Again, not from the wife. Just making sure that's clear lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was giving a 'bad' blow job, I'd expect the guy to give me a bit of direction...slower, faster, etc so I could get it right for him

I like to think I'm good at reading the signs that he's enjoying it, and modify my technique accordingly, but it's the same as a woman, not everyone likes the same thing

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

There is such a thing as a bad one, believe me.

I met one very sweet Japanese lady who unfortunately wasn't very gifted in the giving of blow jobs. She seemed to think that when she drew back my foreskin it had to be pulled back as far as my pelvis. Honestly, it was so taught I expected it to rip off from the back of my helmet. My cock looked like a bunch of celery by the time she had finished. Be gentle please girls.

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"If I was giving a 'bad' blow job, I'd expect the guy to give me a bit of direction...slower, faster, etc so I could get it right for him

I like to think I'm good at reading the signs that he's enjoying it, and modify my technique accordingly, but it's the same as a woman, not everyone likes the same thing

Totally with you here!! On the flip side, I've had some bad oral experiences myself and some women haven't got a clue where a clit is!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One or two but not from the Mrs .

ha ha good answer lol

Haha safety first my friend or I'll miss out on the good ones as well

Worst one, I was sat there wondering if she was actually sucking it or just putting it in her mouth.

You are a brave man saying that lol

Again, not from the wife. Just making sure that's clear lol."

Good comeback, saved that one mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst blow job I ever had was still a hundred times better than no blow job!

That said, I don't always cum from oral, it has to be just right to top me over the edge. And I've had a couple that were a little bit too teethy!

'Teethy' OMG!!!! Lol brilliant!

No worry of that from me, I pop mine out & put them in my handbag first

Now that, weirdly, sounds perfect! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was giving a 'bad' blow job, I'd expect the guy to give me a bit of direction...slower, faster, etc so I could get it right for him

I like to think I'm good at reading the signs that he's enjoying it, and modify my technique accordingly, but it's the same as a woman, not everyone likes the same thing

I totally agree, and it can be a hell of alot of fun to direct a partner until it's just.....heaven!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was giving a 'bad' blow job, I'd expect the guy to give me a bit of direction...slower, faster, etc so I could get it right for him

I like to think I'm good at reading the signs that he's enjoying it, and modify my technique accordingly, but it's the same as a woman, not everyone likes the same thing

Totally with you here!! On the flip side, I've had some bad oral experiences myself and some women haven't got a clue where a clit is!!! "

post code CLIT, doesn't everyone know that?

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"The worst blow job I ever had was still a hundred times better than no blow job!

That said, I don't always cum from oral, it has to be just right to top me over the edge. And I've had a couple that were a little bit too teethy!

'Teethy' OMG!!!! Lol brilliant!

No worry of that from me, I pop mine out & put them in my handbag first

Now that, weirdly, sounds perfect! "

Certainly agree with you it'd be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if I've ever given a bad one, but I've given a fast one.

I remember one fella shooting his load after about 3 strokes, Christ! I hadn't even got my groove on and it was like BAM! I was so surprised I almost bloody choked! (And not in the fun way!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if I've ever given a bad one, but I've given a fast one.

I remember one fella shooting his load after about 3 strokes, Christ! I hadn't even got my groove on and it was like BAM! I was so surprised I almost bloody choked! (And not in the fun way!)"

Is that because your so damn good, or because he was so damn horny? Lol

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Can't say I could ever class a bj as 'bad', but there have been plenty of times when my cock has gone soft despite the woman's 'best' efforts

I've only really met one woman who could make me cum from bj alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if I've ever given a bad one, but I've given a fast one.

I remember one fella shooting his load after about 3 strokes, Christ! I hadn't even got my groove on and it was like BAM! I was so surprised I almost bloody choked! (And not in the fun way!)

Is that because your so damn good, or because he was so damn horny? Lol"

I'll risk sounding like a right knob & say, "coz I got the moves baby

" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure that you do!

But would you really know if you were crap at it? I think most guys are so made up to be getting a blow job at all they will say, anything! ;-p

This thread is serving as a bleak reminder of how long it's been since I had a toe-curlingly good, please god let this go on forever, couldn't stop myself from cumming if I tried blowjob!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure that you do!

But would you really know if you were crap at it? I think most guys are so made up to be getting a blow job at all they will say, anything! ;-p

This thread is serving as a bleak reminder of how long it's been since I had a toe-curlingly good, please god let this go on forever, couldn't stop myself from cumming if I tried blowjob!!

Ohther wise known as a knee trembler lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a couple of painful uncomfortable ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few. Even had to ask them to lay off with the teeth. I'm not a massive fun to be honest. I'm one of those blokes who very rarely cums through oral.

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

I've never had a decent one! Not came once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never had a decent one! Not came once "

Pity you are so far away from me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure that you do!

But would you really know if you were crap at it? I think most guys are so made up to be getting a blow job at all they will say, anything! ;-p

This thread is serving as a bleak reminder of how long it's been since I had a toe-curlingly good, please god let this go on forever, couldn't stop myself from cumming if I tried blowjob!!

You're absolutely right! I don't know, but I've had some very trembly recipients, although I guess no man is going to say "actually, that was shite!"

I like teasing & building up, I try to consider what I like as a woman & do the same to a man, I'd say the enthusiasm & sounds coming from the man are my guide.

I also could be completely misjudging everything & be a 'teethy' giver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to say, unfortunately most ladies I have had the pleasure of give very toothy blowjobs. My grimaces of pain are often taken for pleasure.

I have found my perfect blowjob giver, and I intend to marry her for her skills!

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Is there such a thing as a bad BJ lol

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By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Agree with all the above , teeth catching and pulling the skin reet back and trying to throttle the shaft are not in the ' wow that's gonna make me spurt'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to be very careful. Ive not been told im rubbish.. but horror

what if im mistaking the leg twitching. . involuntary gasps and moans and wriggling .. eek

Brave volunteer needed

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By *oluptuousWetOneWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham / Reading

Ever thought someone could be doing them badly to get of doing them.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

And let's not forget the worst 'faux pas'; reminiscing with your latest Fab friend how great your last lover was at giving a bj.........talk about pressure!

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By *oneeMan
over a year ago

bath

Was at Chams on a Bi Monday and was lucky enough to meet a couple and invited them for some fun in a private room, we were all playing with each other and they both got on there knees to take it in turns to suck my cock, I have got to say that the guy of the couple gave a far better blow job than his partner, in fact he was the one who made me come with his oral skills, when I was coming he took my cock out of his mouth and pointed it at his partners face where I shot a massive load all over it.

It was a great experience, happy days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're absolutely right! I don't know, but I've had some very trembly recipients, although I guess no man is going to say "actually, that was shite!"

I like teasing & building up, I try to consider what I like as a woman & do the same to a man, I'd say the enthusiasm & sounds coming from the man are my guide.

I also could be completely misjudging everything & be a 'teethy' giver!

That does sound like an excellent start. A little teasing, slowly building up, being taken to the edge, and kept there for a while. Steadily and sensually.

Another frustration can be getting it just right, then constantly changing, just as it's starting to get really good. I'm sure it's the same when a guy is giving oral. Some teasing is great, exploring, tantalising, but constant changing is somehow wholy unsatisfying

Yours though, I'm sure are superb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One fb has given up trying to give me bjs sadly. She complains I'm too big for her mouth and her jaw hurts too much to get it in. And admittedly I get a lot of teeth! I suppose it's a compliment in a way - but still a big shame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's when you're told before a meet that they've never come from oral .... That's when the pressure is really on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure that you do!

But would you really know if you were crap at it? I think most guys are so made up to be getting a blow job at all they will say, anything! ;-p

This thread is serving as a bleak reminder of how long it's been since I had a toe-curlingly good, please god let this go on forever, couldn't stop myself from cumming if I tried blowjob!!

You're absolutely right! I don't know, but I've had some very trembly recipients, although I guess no man is going to say "actually, that was shite!"

I like teasing & building up, I try to consider what I like as a woman & do the same to a man, I'd say the enthusiasm & sounds coming from the man are my guide.

I also could be completely misjudging everything & be a 'teethy' giver!

Teasing and building up is so important - exactly the technique I enjoy applying to licking the ladies! Can lick for literally hours! (Neck-cramp permitting lol!)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm sure that you do!

But would you really know if you were crap at it? I think most guys are so made up to be getting a blow job at all they will say, anything! ;-p

This thread is serving as a bleak reminder of how long it's been since I had a toe-curlingly good, please god let this go on forever, couldn't stop myself from cumming if I tried blowjob!!

a) you're in the wrong part of the country

b) I think you're right about that. A friend of mine on here told me every woman thinks she's good at bj's because men always say it was great rather than risk not getting another one. So I consider myself not very good at it

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over a year ago

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"It's when you're told before a meet that they've never come from oral .... That's when the pressure is really on

I think of it as a let-off clause and a challenge as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never given a bad blow job ,I'm a natural at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's when you're told before a meet that they've never come from oral .... That's when the pressure is really on

I think of it as a let-off clause and a challenge as well

I've never failed yet... challenge is set for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is such a thing as a bad one, believe me.

Oh my days lol I haven't even got a cock and reading this actually made my eyes water!!!!

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Well the mrs is especially good ! When she looked up at me when she does it makes it twitch and tingle slow wet and gentle build up

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

just scrolling through to see if anyone ihave met has not posted....so far so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're absolutely right! I don't know, but I've had some very trembly recipients, although I guess no man is going to say "actually, that was shite!"

I like teasing & building up, I try to consider what I like as a woman & do the same to a man, I'd say the enthusiasm & sounds coming from the man are my guide.

I also could be completely misjudging everything & be a 'teethy' giver!

That does sound like an excellent start. A little teasing, slowly building up, being taken to the edge, and kept there for a while. Steadily and sensually.

Yours though, I'm sure are superb

Ha! Get you "

*blushes*

Changing tack as I'm getting going is a NIGHTMARE, I just feel like saying "ffs stay at it!" Although if the motion/technique is monotonous I get numb, I wonder if it's the same for fellas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever thought someone could be doing them badly to get of doing them."

Definitely not! For some reason, it's always the Ones who are bad at it are the Ones who just LOVE sucking cock!

I always say I don't like receiving oral when on a meet.

Again, it's the Ones who are bad at it who *insist*!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, too much tooth action is a turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too hard and fast, like a nodding donkey...Noooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Changing tack as I'm getting going is a NIGHTMARE, I just feel like saying "ffs stay at it!" Although if the motion/technique is monotonous I get numb, I wonder if it's the same for fellas? "

Absolutely. And if there's no sensuality to it, just a mechanical head, bobbing up and down on it, can get boring very quickly!

One of the biggest turn ons is getting a sense that she is enjoying it too! Seeing her aroused by it, A few moans into it, a few lustful, aroused looks and sounds......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so long ago I got a blowjob from a bird I had met, safe to say afterwards I called her the Bride of Chucky cause she were really agressive sucking, she looked pure evil, oh yeh and to draw blood too was one step too far, worse ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's important to do them slowly and sensual

...just like a woman likes it too...foreplay is the best

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Yeah big difference between experienced ladies giving a bj that you might find in a swingers club. Had several recently off younger ladies and students etc and they haven't quite got the technique. The more they practice the better they will get

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Yeah big difference between experienced ladies giving a bj that you might find in a swingers club. Had several recently off younger ladies and students etc and they haven't quite got the technique. The more they practice the better they will get

I'd never done one till I joined Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Changing tack as I'm getting going is a NIGHTMARE, I just feel like saying "ffs stay at it!" Although if the motion/technique is monotonous I get numb, I wonder if it's the same for fellas?

Absolutely. And if there's no sensuality to it, just a mechanical head, bobbing up and down on it, can get boring very quickly!

I fell asleep once during oral, shit it was boring!!!!!

One of the biggest turn ons is getting a sense that she is enjoying it too! Seeing her aroused by it, A few moans into it, a few lustful, aroused looks and sounds......"

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

I'd never done one till I joined Fab

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I was seeing a girl who's a junior doctor who refused

that didn't last long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just scrolling through to see if anyone ihave met has not posted....so far so good

Hahaha!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I try to be very careful. Ive not been told im rubbish.. but horror

what if im mistaking the leg twitching. . involuntary gasps and moans and wriggling .. eek

Brave volunteer needed

ha ha, I will be a brave volunteer and hope that you could make my knees tremble

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

"I've never given a bad blow job ,I'm a natural at it

I think you are all mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure that you do!

But would you really know if you were crap at it? I think most guys are so made up to be getting a blow job at all they will say, anything! ;-p

This thread is serving as a bleak reminder of how long it's been since I had a toe-curlingly good, please god let this go on forever, couldn't stop myself from cumming if I tried blowjob!!

I love giving them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've know a few women that just wernt any good at giving them

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I've never given a bad blow job ,I'm a natural at it

I think you are all mouth lol

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