FabSwingers.com forum: What she REALLY means...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you guys ever wonder what the fuck your F 'friend' is actually saying to you when she says things?

I'm gonna be your F friend for two minutes and help you decode what women actually mean when they say things to you

When she says:

"Omg I can't believe we never hang out... Like you're on my Facebook... you're on my Instagram...but I like never talk to you. We should totally hang out more hah..."

What she really means is :

'This is actually awkward. I actually don't like you at all and I never want to hang out with you but I'm in a socially awkward situation but I feel the need to express that I want to hang out with you'

When she says: "Sorry I don't give my number away...like ever..."

What she really means is: 'Yeah I don't find you attractive at all. Please don't look at me'

When she says: " I can't order that. It's like the most expensive thing on the menu... I totally can't order that..."

What she really means is: 'Give me permission to order that. I am hungry. Tell me that's OK. I'm starving'

When she says: "Brian's new gf is a fucking whore....!"

What she really means is: 'I'm really insecure about myself. I really don't want you looking at other women and I'm threatened by that one'

What she says "Go ahead"

What she really means is 'Fuck you'

What she says "I don't care"

What she really means is 'Fuck you'

What she says "I am fine"

What she really means is 'Fuck you'

What she says "No, I'm just tired"

What she really means is 'Double fuck you'

What she says "let's just be friends, OK?"

What she really means is 'I don't find you sexually attractive at all. Don't ever step out of the friend zone. Never again'

What she says "Just forget about it, OK?"

What she really means is 'You fucking forget it but I never will. Ever'

What she says "I'm so ugly. Oh...I look so fat.. Fuck I'm fat"

What she really means is 'Fishing for compliments yeah...fishing for compliments....gimme gimme gimme...

What she says "Omg are you close? Yeah???"

What she really means is 'Omg is he done yet? I finished like 10 minutes ago... I've got places to go.... Hurry up wanker'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

The wonders of the female mind. Will never be uderstood by use poor males!!!!

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Feckin autocorrect lol Us poor males

Del

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above translated to what HE means:

"I want a fuck"

You're welcome.

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Do you guys ever wonder what the fuck your F 'friend' is actually saying to you when she says things?

I'm gonna be your F friend for two minutes and help you decode what women actually mean when they say things to you

When she says:

"Omg I can't believe we never hang out... Like you're on my Facebook... you're on my Instagram...but I like never talk to you. We should totally hang out more hah..."

What she really means is :

When she says: "Sorry I don't give my number away...like ever..."

What she really means is: 'Yeah I don't find you attractive at all. Please don't look at me'

When she says: " I can't order that. It's like the most expensive thing on the menu... I totally can't order that..."

What she really means is: 'Give me permission to order that. I am hungry. Tell me that's OK. I'm starving'

When she says: "Brian's new gf is a fucking whore....!"

What she really means is: 'I'm really insecure about myself. I really don't want you looking at other women and I'm threatened by that one'

What she says "Go ahead"

What she really means is 'Fuck you'

What she says "I don't care"

What she really means is 'Fuck you'

What she says "I am fine"

What she really means is 'Fuck you'

What she says "No, I'm just tired"

What she really means is 'Double fuck you'

What she says "let's just be friends, OK?"

What she really means is 'I don't find you sexually attractive at all. Don't ever step out of the friend zone. Never again'

What she says "Just forget about it, OK?"

What she really means is 'You fucking forget it but I never will. Ever'

What she says "I'm so ugly. Oh...I look so fat.. Fuck I'm fat"

What she really means is 'Fishing for compliments yeah...fishing for compliments....gimme gimme gimme...

What she says "Omg are you close? Yeah???"

What she really means is 'Omg is he done yet? I finished like 10 minutes ago... I've got places to go.... Hurry up wanker'

Waaaaaayyyyyy too complicated...

Here's a thing.... If you think everyone else has a problem, then the problem is you!

Couldn't she just try not talking in code?

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

Sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a headache.

Basicly whatever she says, we're screwed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of the above translated to what HE means:

"I want a fuck"

You're welcome."

You forgot "I'm hungry,feed me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno bout the rest but when I say I'm fine or don't care...usually it's the opposite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of the above translated to what HE means:

"I want a fuck"

You're welcome.

You forgot "I'm hungry,feed me""

"I'm hungry,feed me" means "I want a fuck and a sandwich"

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

It's great being gay. Men are easy to understand. Eat, shag, sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True dat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget"oh that's ok

go have fun with your friends"

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"All of the above translated to what HE means:

"I want a fuck"

You're welcome.

You forgot "I'm hungry,feed me"

"I'm hungry,feed me" means "I want a fuck and a sandwich"

Or better still a fuck sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm hungry,feed me" means "I want a fuck and a sandwich"

Or better still a fuck sandwich

Good girl

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