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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Person above only please and make sure you have public pics!

You know what to do.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Person above only please and make sure you have public pics!

You know what to do..... "
lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share a slice of cake with

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Kiss on cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss on cheek"

Kiss/lick

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By *man33Man
over a year ago

oxford/Aylesbury

kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five

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By *xxxMan
over a year ago

Bedford & Chester

Avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High five "

High five back at ya

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Avoid"

Sucks and...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High five

High five back at ya "

Grope

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By *man33Man
over a year ago

oxford/Aylesbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/06/16 15:44:34]"

Beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Lil Missy , lick and fuck .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss that body all over...then fuck

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By *man33Man
over a year ago

oxford/Aylesbury

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss"

Bevvy

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

Avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss "

Coffee for you?

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By *ukkakecoupleukCouple
over a year ago

horsham


"Kiss "
yes kiss

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By *man33Man
over a year ago

oxford/Aylesbury

kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss yes kiss"
fuck

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Kiss...live to kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss...live to kiss "
kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss...live to kiss kiss "

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss "

Kiss

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By *man33Man
over a year ago

oxford/Aylesbury

Kiss

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh"

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Fuck

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fuck "

You know there's a kid's book called 'Curious George'?

And you're 'Bi-curious George'.

Fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh

Kiss "

Missed ya again bold

Curious it's buy ya a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a pint too

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Kiss

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By *man33Man
over a year ago

oxford/Aylesbury

Kiss

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Kiss"

Kiss every inch of that body

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By *man33Man
over a year ago

oxford/Aylesbury

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Kiss

Kiss every inch of that body"

Kisses and licks all over xx

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By *man33Man
over a year ago

oxford/Aylesbury

Licks and grope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss

Kiss every inch of that body"

Flirt, tease, tie and titillate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss

Kiss every inch of that body

Flirt, tease, tie and titillate "

Kiss,grope,lick and fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss

Kiss every inch of that body

Flirt, tease, tie and titillate "

Ooooooo tease to bits and every thing else that involves fun night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By *man33Man
over a year ago

oxford/Aylesbury

grope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss "

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High five "

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"High five

"

Avoid - I don't even know what one of your pics is!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High five

Avoid - I don't even know what one of your pics is!?"

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss and lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High five

Avoid - I don't even know what one of your pics is!?"

Cock up my ass as I'm bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss, lick and fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss, lick and fuck"
pass x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss, lick and fuckpass x"

Kiss all over to start

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By *man33Man
over a year ago

oxford/Aylesbury

kiss

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow


"Kiss, lick and fuckpass x"
.

Kiss xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss, lick and fuckpass x"

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/06/16 19:39:43]

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By *edheadaceMan
over a year ago

bradford


"Person above only please and make sure you have public pics!

You know what to do..... "
all of the above except avoid

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By *exysingh72Man
over a year ago

Isleworth

Kiss lick enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok high five

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Kiss

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran


"Kiss"

Grope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/06/16 19:46:57]

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"High five

Avoid - I don't even know what one of your pics is!?

Cock up my ass as I'm bi"

Even being told what it is its still hard to tell

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By *dam123321Man
over a year ago

London

Kiss/lick

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Kiss and lick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High five

Avoid - I don't even know what one of your pics is!?

Cock up my ass as I'm bi

Even being told what it is its still hard to tell "

Kiss

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"[Removed by poster at 05/06/16 19:46:57]"

Glo - you get the ferkin lot

(exept avoid)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High five

Avoid - I don't even know what one of your pics is!?

Cock up my ass as I'm bi

Even being told what it is its still hard to tell "

Kiss , fuck , lick , grope , keep

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By *man33Man
over a year ago

oxford/Aylesbury

kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High five

Avoid - I don't even know what one of your pics is!?

Cock up my ass as I'm bi

Even being told what it is its still hard to tell

Kiss , fuck , lick , grope , keep "

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss fuck lick grope, if I was closer could have a proper pic taken lol

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"High five

Avoid - I don't even know what one of your pics is!?

Cock up my ass as I'm bi

Even being told what it is its still hard to tell

Kiss , fuck , lick , grope , keep

Fuck"

Hi there

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High five

Avoid - I don't even know what one of your pics is!?

Cock up my ass as I'm bi

Even being told what it is its still hard to tell

Kiss , fuck , lick , grope , keep

Fuck

Hi there

Mrs SB "

Hi Mrs sb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Cuppa?

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Kiss and grope and the rest x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss and everything else xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuppa?"

Go on then Op put the kettle on

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Cuppa?

Go on then Op put the kettle on "

Milk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuppa?

Go on then Op put the kettle on

Milk?"

Kiss

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Thank you, no

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Thank you, no"

Slap with a wet kipper? Or would you enjoy it too much??

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By *uck princess and himCouple
over a year ago

washington


"Thank you, no"

Kiss, grope and probably fuck

Princess xx

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Thank you, no"
a polite kiss on the cheek x

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By *man33Man
over a year ago

oxford/Aylesbury

Grope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Avoid

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By *urvacious_40Woman
over a year ago

Pontypool, South Wales, UK

Lick all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick and kiss x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many choices.... All of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many choices.... All of them?"

Kiss x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss "

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five

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By *omeotherguyMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Too many choices.... All of them?

Kiss x"

Kiss and more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss "

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby


"Avoid"

Lick/ suck & kiss xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/06/16 23:00:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Avoid

Lick/ suck & kiss xx"

Grope, lick, fuck xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defiantly lick an suck

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Avoid

Lick/ suck & kiss xx

Grope, lick, fuck xx"

Kiss maybe

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By *azbazMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Avoid"
kiss x

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By *he tunnelsCouple
over a year ago

newport

[Removed by poster at 05/06/16 23:02:45]

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By *azbazMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Kiss luck and fuck

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By *azbazMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Meant to say kiss luck n fuck for kinky minx xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five

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By *azbazMan
over a year ago

Shefford

And deffo all all three for queen teaser xxxx

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By *azbazMan
over a year ago

Shefford

And high five to you good sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And deffo all all three for queen teaser xxxx "
mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And deffo all all three for queen teaser xxxx mmmmmmmmmm "

Fuck

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Queen Teaser , spank , spank , spank , lick then fuck .

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By *aredenchMan
over a year ago

leeds

Kiss lick grope and fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grope

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By *ug247Man
over a year ago

Near You

Grope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Queen Teaser , spank , spank , spank , lick then fuck . "

Oh God fuck all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grope"

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh God fuck all night"

Just everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Queen Teaser , spank , spank , spank , lick then fuck . "
oh yes please xx

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By *ug247Man
over a year ago

Near You


"Grope

Fuck "

Why yes I would reciprocate.

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By *ancs30Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

[Removed by poster at 05/06/16 23:20:08]

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By *azbazMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Fuck till you drop for side smile xxxx

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Fuck till you drop for side smile xxxx "
pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck till you drop for side smile xxxx pass "

Fuck x

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey


"Queen Teaser , spank , spank , spank , lick then fuck .

Oh God fuck all night"
Only as long as you ride my face so hard that you break my nose !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Queen Teaser , spank , spank , spank , lick then fuck .

Oh God fuck all night Only as long as you ride my face so hard that you break my nose ! "
I think I could manage that

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By *exybecs777TV/TS
over a year ago

Weymouth

Grope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid

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By *ediraMan
over a year ago

Reigate

KIss

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By *azbazMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Avoid

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey


"Queen Teaser , spank , spank , spank , lick then fuck . oh yes please xx"
Well , Side Smile has got 1st dibs on riding my face so you will have to ride my cock whilst she is staddled my tongue . Now in that position , I'm relying on you to spank her hard to encourage her to ride my face harder . Will you do that for me as you bounce up and down on my cock ?

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By *azbazMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Buy a pint for awesome banter skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kiss

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By *azbazMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Avoid

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey


"Queen Teaser , spank , spank , spank , lick then fuck .

Oh God fuck all night Only as long as you ride my face so hard that you break my nose ! I think I could manage that "
Ok , I'm nothing but fair .... So how about you and Side Smile change positions after you have come....or my nose has broken ? And it will be your turn to be licked and spanked as you buck against my flickering tongue .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanking

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By *azbazMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Have all kinds of fun with this lady xxxx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Tell you all what...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Tell you all what..."

Form an *orderly* queue...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Tell you all what...

Form an *orderly* queue..."

And I'll do the lot of you

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Can't say fairer than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who put 50p in the dickhead

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey


"Spank"
Feefifofum , I like your enthusiasm for spanking and as it happens , I have a vacancy for a fiesty lass with a quick and ready palm . You see at some point one othe two lovely ladies who has been spanking the lady who has been riding my face...will need a tea break . Now , a true devotee of the old palm on cheek like yourself could step into the breech and put some colour in that ladies cheeks .

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Who put 50p in the dickhead"

I *beg* your pardon?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Who put 50p in the dickhead

I *beg* your pardon?

"

*As Lord Sugar*

Danny 'Dirtbag', I've given you enough chances and you keep on slippin' up.

Danny, you're fired.

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Who put 50p in the dickhead

I *beg* your pardon?

*As Lord Sugar*

Danny 'Dirtbag', I've given you enough chances and you keep on slippin' up.

Danny, you're fired.

"

You shoulda added that to your staff appraisal a while ago

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Who put 50p in the dickhead

I *beg* your pardon?

*As Lord Sugar*

Danny 'Dirtbag', I've given you enough chances and you keep on slippin' up.

Danny, you're fired.

You shoulda added that to your staff appraisal a while ago "

Sleepy snog before bed

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Who put 50p in the dickhead

I *beg* your pardon?

*As Lord Sugar*

Danny 'Dirtbag', I've given you enough chances and you keep on slippin' up.

Danny, you're fired.

You shoulda added that to your staff appraisal a while ago

Sleepy snog before bed "

Lush - gentle grope to go with it?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*a sobbing Danny is driven away from Lord Sugar's City board office and to the down-at-heel Auntie studios down the road where, with the help of Jack Dee, some shiny celeb and a baying audience, his performance is dissected like a cow's eye ball in the hands of an over-excited 12 year old in science class while a 'hilarious' montage of his 'best' moments is replayed endlessly until finally he is cast out to be inside page tabloid fodder for a couple of months before he slips back into obscurity.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh, and fuck the one above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was right the first time

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck you more

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