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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We've all been their. Turned up st a meet and when that door opens you wish you were dead lol what has been your best excuse to make a quik exit

Mine was as I walked into the house m don't know where it came from was Fkn hell I have to go , just remembered their is dog shit all Over the garden and I need to clean it see ya

This was at 10 pm at night too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had to lie to escape a meet

I always meet on the basis that it's a drink, chat and see how it goes, though I'm happy to play first meet if we get on i make it clear its not guaranteed, so if I don't like them I just say thanks for the drink and leave

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm not that rude. Had a guy do a runner on me on a social meet so I know how crushing it is when it happens.

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

Left the condoms/wallet on car seat, got to car and bolted, when really i should have said those pics you sent me must have been 20 years and you house in filthy!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Actually, no, haven't been there myself..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Left the condoms/wallet on car seat, got to car and bolted, when really i should have said those pics you sent me must have been 20 years and you house in filthy!"

And that's never 8 inches

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield


"Left the condoms/wallet on car seat, got to car and bolted, when really i should have said those pics you sent me must have been 20 years and you house in filthy!

And that's never 8 inches "

Hang on let me find that sky remote x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually, no, haven't been there myself..lol"

us neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always meet for a social so even if it's bad I can down a latte & chat at the same time before I say, gotta go.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Only had two meets that I wasn't impressed with each time I was just honest.

Person one: you don't look like your pics so I'm not interested goodbye.

Person two: sorry but I'm no longer interested because sorry to be harsh but you smell awful (bad BO issue)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy come over very new on site. He turned up then said he needed petrol in car so went off to get some. Message later saying sorry that he had got scared and decided it wasn't for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've never done this on a private meet and we wouldn't do it. If we aren't interested in playing we usually figure it out during the social beforehand. In which case we just don't meet them again.

However, we did go to a free party night at a club once where neither of us felt comfortable and the atmosphere was really lacking. After being shown around the club we told them we had to get our drinks that we left in the car (which was true). When we went out to get the drinks we both looked at each other and just knew that neither of us was feeling it. We said that it wasn't worth feeling awkward all night, so when we got to our car we just left. That was a club, though - we weren't meeting anyone specific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Left the condoms/wallet on car seat, got to car and bolted, when really i should have said those pics you sent me must have been 20 years and you house in filthy!

And that's never 8 inches "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember going to a "party" a while back in Stourbridge. I was meeting a regular FB who was coming with another couple whom I knew the fem of (all three from Quinton/Edgebaston area). Another couple from Dudley never met before but now very good friends with were there and a couple from Worcester/Ross who I am now also good friends with! we all met in pub around corner from the house.

The guy of the 'couple" who were hosting met the other eight of us in the pub....we assumed, and from what he said, that his "partner" was back at the house. Eventually we all left to go to the house.

Six of us arrived ....The Worcester

/Ross couple had not bothered...at an obviously not lived in house, no partner.....but a "bouncer" who looked like Lurch from Adams family......

You have never seen six people leg it so fast in your lives. We went back to Edgebaston and had our own party instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had to think about it....pics, messages and phone call usually confirms it before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a guy come over very new on site. He turned up then said he needed petrol in car so went off to get some. Message later saying sorry that he had got scared and decided it wasn't for him."

Similar happened to me but in reverse. Was at a pub in Malvern with a regular FB. Another two fab steps turned up....a fem I knew well and a guy who I knew was half of a couple who had a "rule" of only playing as a couple...I knew them from Chams and a couple of parties. They had met for a social as Mel knew the couples rules.

We all went back to mine in his car but when she made it plain to him that no hanky panty would happen she wanted to go home....he sentry get petrol, but did a runner instead! I had been drinking so couldn't take her home...ended up doing me a favour...ended up with both of them over night lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've all been their. Turned up st a meet and when that door opens you wish you were dead lol what has been your best excuse to make a quik exit

Mine was as I walked into the house m don't know where it came from was Fkn hell I have to go , just remembered their is dog shit all Over the garden and I need to clean it see ya

This was at 10 pm at night too lol "

That's why I always exchange pics or cam first and meet somewhere public in daylight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple I didn't bring condoms and I'm allergic to latex....

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Had a guy come over very new on site. He turned up then said he needed petrol in car so went off to get some. Message later saying sorry that he had got scared and decided it wasn't for him."

My car dosen't do one fuck to the gallon either.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I always have a social first. I usually know within the first 10 seconds if I want to have sex with them. If I don't fancy them it's a cold drink, down in one and i'm outta there!!! Not really I'm not that rude

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By *woOfaKindCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster area

My wife just said "Dammit...my period just started".

-JD

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

It happen to me guy walk in made excuse had phone call from brother needed him lol just say truth as he give 2 story one was he forgot condom he drove of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The only reason I made a sharp exit was he/she described them self as full tv sexy and fully shaved. What greater me at the door was a guy in his late 60s beard clothes with dinner all over his jumper and the house stunk I wouldn't say I was being rude lol as I have met people I wasn't physically atracted to on a meet and told them nothing would happen xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only had two meets that I wasn't impressed with each time I was just honest.

Person one: you don't look like your pics so I'm not interested goodbye.

Person two: sorry but I'm no longer interested because sorry to be harsh but you smell awful (bad BO issue) "

And their reply was....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up at the house place was a tip and looked as if it hadn't been cleaned for months upon entering the front room was immediately offered a line of to help get the party started before the rest of the guys turned up ( was meant to be a one on one with this “lady") politely declined as I suddenly had a job that required me to be on call that evening and realised I had also left my phone in the car. Went to the car and never came back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mainly "well you best of leaving"lol x

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Drove to a guy's house but the garden was a tip. I kept on driving. Sent him a text saying kid at school was ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drove to a guy's house but the garden was a tip. I kept on driving. Sent him a text saying kid at school was ill "

How bad can a garden be!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the flip side I had a guy do a runner from me once

I think if I'm honest I'd have sooner him told me than just run off, I think at the time people think they are being kinder but I think most would sooner have the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drove to a guy's house but the garden was a tip. I kept on driving. Sent him a text saying kid at school was ill

How bad can a garden be!? "

Exactly

This is a first..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still think my plan of a pyrotechnic pantomime-esque departure would work best.

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By *ecretBadgerMan
over a year ago

Redruth

Got my best mate to turn up after texting them and pretended to be my gf. Saved my ass that night and still owe her over it.

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