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"Oh and excuse the typos, I was typing with my fanny! " Typing with it is all well and good, but if you can't play Moonlight Sonata with it on a grand piano then you need more practice | |||
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"when spooning I like to pull his penis between my thighs so I can play with it and stroke it as if it's my own penis." Like a role reversal thing? Sometimes do similar with the wife where my legs will be around her and she'll do all the pumping, it's very horny and makes her cum very quickly. I'm sure with your arse any man would be happy with you doing the stroking thing as it's a nice view haha | |||
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"Oh and excuse the typos, I was typing with my fanny! Typing with it is all well and good, but if you can't play Moonlight Sonata with it on a grand piano then you need more practice" .. I'll swallow that piano and play that no probs lol | |||
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"I'm typing with it that's how amazing it is. Absolutely sick to death of men and even women saying that the women that like willys that are 8-9inches in length must have bucket fannies. I've said it before I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it will grip even the skinniest penis like a vice. Stop with the shirty assumptions and consider there might be a psycological reason as to why people like a large penis. For me it's visually pleasing and it's comforting because I like to snuggle into a the groin of a man with a large penis, when spooning I like to pull his penis between my thighs so I can play with it and stroke it as if it's my own penis. " How can I book a trial test session ? | |||
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"I'm typing with it that's how amazing it is. Absolutely sick to death of men and even women saying that the women that like willys that are 8-9inches in length must have bucket fannies. I've said it before I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it will grip even the skinniest penis like a vice. Stop with the shirty assumptions and consider there might be a psycological reason as to why people like a large penis. For me it's visually pleasing and it's comforting because I like to snuggle into a the groin of a man with a large penis, when spooning I like to pull his penis between my thighs so I can play with it and stroke it as if it's my own penis. " Well said lovely | |||
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"I'm typing with it that's how amazing it is. Absolutely sick to death of men and even women saying that the women that like willys that are 8-9inches in length must have bucket fannies. I've said it before I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it will grip even the skinniest penis like a vice. Stop with the shirty assumptions and consider there might be a psycological reason as to why people like a large penis. For me it's visually pleasing and it's comforting because I like to snuggle into a the groin of a man with a large penis, when spooning I like to pull his penis between my thighs so I can play with it and stroke it as if it's my own penis. " How long's the queue outside your door? | |||
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"I'm typing with it that's how amazing it is. Absolutely sick to death of men and even women saying that the women that like willys that are 8-9inches in length must have bucket fannies. I've said it before I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it will grip even the skinniest penis like a vice. Stop with the shirty assumptions and consider there might be a psycological reason as to why people like a large penis. For me it's visually pleasing and it's comforting because I like to snuggle into a the groin of a man with a large penis, when spooning I like to pull his penis between my thighs so I can play with it and stroke it as if it's my own penis. How long's the queue outside your door? " If you put us all end to end about 12 inches | |||
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"I'm typing with it that's how amazing it is. Absolutely sick to death of men and even women saying that the women that like willys that are 8-9inches in length must have bucket fannies. I've said it before I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it will grip even the skinniest penis like a vice. Stop with the shirty assumptions and consider there might be a psycological reason as to why people like a large penis. For me it's visually pleasing and it's comforting because I like to snuggle into a the groin of a man with a large penis, when spooning I like to pull his penis between my thighs so I can play with it and stroke it as if it's my own penis. How long's the queue outside your door? If you put us all end to end about 12 inches " ha ha | |||
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"I've put her away now but I think calling someone a bucket fanny in a way that's meant to cause offence should be viewed the same way as calling someone fat." | |||
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"I'm typing with it that's how amazing it is. Absolutely sick to death of men and even women saying that the women that like willys that are 8-9inches in length must have bucket fannies. I've said it before I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it will grip even the skinniest penis like a vice. Stop with the shirty assumptions and consider there might be a psycological reason as to why people like a large penis. For me it's visually pleasing and it's comforting because I like to snuggle into a the groin of a man with a large penis, when spooning I like to pull his penis between my thighs so I can play with it and stroke it as if it's my own penis. " I'm typing this with my cock... from 2 rooms away - just saying | |||
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"I've put her away now but I think calling someone a bucket fanny in a way that's meant to cause offence should be viewed the same way as calling someone fat." Is that what this is about? Some numpty called you a name? Ee lass pay it no further mind than you would if someone called you a 'cheeky monkey' because that's just a name too. | |||
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"I've put her away now but I think calling someone a bucket fanny in a way that's meant to cause offence should be viewed the same way as calling someone fat. Is that what this is about? Some numpty called you a name? Ee lass pay it no further mind than you would if someone called you a 'cheeky monkey' because that's just a name too." Someone called me a big cock - made my day | |||
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"I've put her away now but I think calling someone a bucket fanny in a way that's meant to cause offence should be viewed the same way as calling someone fat. Is that what this is about? Some numpty called you a name? Ee lass pay it no further mind than you would if someone called you a 'cheeky monkey' because that's just a name too." Not me in particular but every woman that expresses their preference for a larger penis we regularly get comments said by men and more shockingly, other women, saying comments like our fanny must be like fucking a dying mans handshake or some other shitty comment. Just feel like people should educate themselves or not be bitter and accept people have preferences. | |||
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"I've put her away now but I think calling someone a bucket fanny in a way that's meant to cause offence should be viewed the same way as calling someone fat." anyone using such term's (other equally puerile ones are common and equally banal) is best to be ignored.. with some rejection shows their true colours.. | |||
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"Not me in particular but every woman that expresses their preference for a larger penis we regularly get comments said by men and more shockingly, other women, saying comments like our fanny must be like fucking a dying mans handshake or some other shitty comment. Just feel like people should educate themselves or not be bitter and accept people have preferences." Let me guess, by those that don't fit the criteria? Like a stunning psychic insight I had there, eh? | |||
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"I'm typing with it that's how amazing it is. Absolutely sick to death of men and even women saying that the women that like willys that are 8-9inches in length must have bucket fannies. I've said it before I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it will grip even the skinniest penis like a vice. Stop with the shirty assumptions and consider there might be a psycological reason as to why people like a large penis. For me it's visually pleasing and it's comforting because I like to snuggle into a the groin of a man with a large penis, when spooning I like to pull his penis between my thighs so I can play with it and stroke it as if it's my own penis. " and what a beautiful cunt it is too x | |||
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"Not me in particular but every woman that expresses their preference for a larger penis we regularly get comments said by men and more shockingly, other women, saying comments like our fanny must be like fucking a dying mans handshake or some other shitty comment. Just feel like people should educate themselves or not be bitter and accept people have preferences. Let me guess, by those that don't fit the criteria? Like a stunning psychic insight I had there, eh? " Yeah can understand it when a guy says it but confuses me when a woman says similar comments. Fuck just looked at your pictures, send me a face pic then boyo, your willy looks lush. | |||
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"I'm typing with it that's how amazing it is. Absolutely sick to death of men and even women saying that the women that like willys that are 8-9inches in length must have bucket fannies. I've said it before I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it will grip even the skinniest penis like a vice. Stop with the shirty assumptions and consider there might be a psycological reason as to why people like a large penis. For me it's visually pleasing and it's comforting because I like to snuggle into a the groin of a man with a large penis, when spooning I like to pull his penis between my thighs so I can play with it and stroke it as if it's my own penis. Well said lovely " | |||
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"No no no. It's a well known internet fact that once you've had a large knob inside you it's stretched forever. I knew a woman once who had a 10lb baby and afterwards used to use her fanny to shoplift frozen legs of lamb but they kept just falling out.* (Well I heard about a woman who was a friend of my mates dads milk mans uncle who had read about someone this might have happened to) Anyway, like I said, FACT!" All that's true but can you not tie it up? Like a balloon? | |||
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" I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it " Don't boy,down... | |||
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" I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it Don't boy,down... " I'd need to negotiate at least 20 seconds. #stud | |||
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"I can't see your cunt " Me either. I totally went and looked at her pics and everything. | |||
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"I can't see your cunt Me either. I totally went and looked at her pics and everything. " yeah .. what's that about?? | |||
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" I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it Don't boy,down... I'd need to negotiate at least 20 seconds. #stud" Blooming heck I really should check my post before sending. Clearly that should have said 'down'. I fear 20 seconds may be being rather to optimistic,there's a queue don't forget | |||
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"I can't see your cunt Me either. I totally went and looked at her pics and everything. yeah .. what's that about??" To late guy's,to late...I on the other hand wasn't | |||
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"I can't see your cunt Me either. I totally went and looked at her pics and everything. yeah .. what's that about?? To late guy's,to late...I on the other hand wasn't " Jesus Christ, it's like spotting an endangered species in the wild. Was it tight enough to tie a knot in a cherry stem, you think? | |||
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"I can't see your cunt Me either. I totally went and looked at her pics and everything. yeah .. what's that about?? To late guy's,to late...I on the other hand wasn't Jesus Christ, it's like spotting an endangered species in the wild. Was it tight enough to tie a knot in a cherry stem, you think? " Well I'm no expert on lady bits,but yeah I would say so definitely | |||
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"I'll put it up again later I'm giving my new face picture an airing at the moment and don't like having my face and fanny up at the same time in case someone recognises my face. " It's a really nice face pic | |||
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"I've put her away now but I think calling someone a bucket fanny in a way that's meant to cause offence should be viewed the same way as calling someone fat. Is that what this is about? Some numpty called you a name? Ee lass pay it no further mind than you would if someone called you a 'cheeky monkey' because that's just a name too. Not me in particular but every woman that expresses their preference for a larger penis we regularly get comments said by men and more shockingly, other women, saying comments like our fanny must be like fucking a dying mans handshake or some other shitty comment. Just feel like people should educate themselves or not be bitter and accept people have preferences." I dont condone what certain men have said toward you but I'm sure it simply boils down to sheer frustration. Rejection or being made to feel inadequate is difficult to handle and accept so the easy way for them to deal with it is to resort to name calling. Pay no attention to it | |||
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"I'm typing with it that's how amazing it is. Absolutely sick to death of men and even women saying that the women that like willys that are 8-9inches in length must have bucket fannies. I've said it before I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it will grip even the skinniest penis like a vice. Stop with the shirty assumptions and consider there might be a psycological reason as to why people like a large penis. For me it's visually pleasing and it's comforting because I like to snuggle into a the groin of a man with a large penis, when spooning I like to pull his penis between my thighs so I can play with it and stroke it as if it's my own penis. " OK I maybe wrong and I apologise if I am but surly the width and not the length would give you a bucket fanny. A 12 inch willy isn't gonna stretch too much if it's the width of a chopstick but you get a willy the width of a zucchini!! Now that bad boy will do damage lol | |||
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"Teabags " Alright dude, haven't spoken to you in a while! | |||
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"Seawitch you crack me up lovey! But I get your point! It's just your turn of phrase that has me in stitches! xx" Yes,,if you delve deeper and look at this thread its a huge issue | |||
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"Seawitch you crack me up lovey! But I get your point! It's just your turn of phrase that has me in stitches! xx Yes,,if you delve deeper and look at this thread its a huge issue" I read the whole thread- still love her xx | |||
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"I'm typing with it that's how amazing it is. Absolutely sick to death of men and even women saying that the women that like willys that are 8-9inches in length must have bucket fannies. I've said it before I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it will grip even the skinniest penis like a vice. Very well said xx Stop with the shirty assumptions and consider there might be a psycological reason as to why people like a large penis. For me it's visually pleasing and it's comforting because I like to snuggle into a the groin of a man with a large penis, when spooning I like to pull his penis between my thighs so I can play with it and stroke it as if it's my own penis. " | |||
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"Bucket fanny is such a horrible expression, especially coming from a woman - it's such a bitchy thing to say. Ignore it OP, and do what you like. I have to say I wish mine was a bit bigger/roomier! My other half has a big one (length and girth) and the first time we had sex I couldn't take it - it's still a challenge for me to take it now. I was just about to say something about having tiny cocks before but that would be as bad as calling someone bucket fanny! It takes all shapes and sizes and we'd be boring if everyone liked that same." It's just one more thing us girls are given to stress about, what do the guys think of my fanny? Well I don't stress. My fanny has served me well over the years so they can take it or leave it, I love it.... we should get tshirts printed lol "I ? my fanny" show a bit of appreciation | |||
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"Oh and excuse the typos, I was typing with my fanny! " I tried typing with my cock but it turns out I've got Dickslexia | |||
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"I've put her away now but I think calling someone a bucket fanny in a way that's meant to cause offence should be viewed the same way as calling someone fat." All people have different preferences and i may not to be 8-9inches(only a couple off) but ive fucked women who have had kids in the pass and to be its how the guy uses it and knows what hes doing. that will give you pleasure. x | |||
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"I'm typing with it that's how amazing it is. Absolutely sick to death of men and even women saying that the women that like willys that are 8-9inches in length must have bucket fannies. I've said it before I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it will grip even the skinniest penis like a vice. Stop with the shirty assumptions and consider there might be a psycological reason as to why people like a large penis. For me it's visually pleasing and it's comforting because I like to snuggle into a the groin of a man with a large penis, when spooning I like to pull his penis between my thighs so I can play with it and stroke it as if it's my own penis. " exactly! | |||
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"Oh and excuse the typos, I was typing with my fanny! I tried typing with my cock but it turns out I've got Dickslexia" Slightly amusing | |||
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"I'm typing with it that's how amazing it is. Absolutely sick to death of men and even women saying that the women that like willys that are 8-9inches in length must have bucket fannies. I've said it before I'd be willing to invite smaller guys to put their condom'd willy inside me for a few seconds to prove it will grip even the skinniest penis like a vice. Stop with the shirty assumptions and consider there might be a psycological reason as to why people like a large penis. For me it's visually pleasing and it's comforting because I like to snuggle into a the groin of a man with a large penis, when spooning I like to pull his penis between my thighs so I can play with it and stroke it as if it's my own penis. How long's the queue outside your door? If you put us all end to end about 12 inches " | |||
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