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"Deluxe" custard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought custard was just custard - obviously has to be Ambrosia - but i wonder if pouring deluxe custard over the wife or in her knickers will be any different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still sticky

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

If you really want to impress, make it from scratch, with egg yolks, double cream, milk, sugar, vanilla pods, caster sugar and cornflour, or one of the other variations. Just make sure you follow the procedures carefully, or you'll end up with scrambled egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer mine on cake. Not sure about th luxury stuff though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prefer mine on cake. Not sure about th luxury stuff though."

prefer mine over the wife LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prefer mine on cake. Not sure about th luxury stuff though.

prefer mine over the wife LOL"

Gis a lick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh is the custard thing quite common then? Thought it was just me....

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Do you put custard over spotted dick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you put custard over spotted dick?

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custard over dick - well the wife enjoys it LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh is the custard thing quite common then? Thought it was just me.... "

We WAM as often as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard bath wrestling, I'd love to try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

custard powder is flammable

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire


"If you really want to impress, make it from scratch, with egg yolks, double cream, milk, sugar, vanilla pods, caster sugar and cornflour, or one of the other variations. Just make sure you follow the procedures carefully, or you'll end up with scrambled egg. "

Our kinda person going the extra mile where food is involved makes a huge difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fun with custard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-kD5aTy6ks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uereyYIVk3k

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"custard powder is flammable "

dont light it then - just mix it with milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Custard bath wrestling, I'd love to try it "

It's much fun....... Can vouch for that!

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea


"custard powder is flammable "

Dare I ask how you know?

H.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"custard powder is flammable

Dare I ask how you know?

H."

Quite a lot of powders are flammable, even just regular flour. Try blowing a small amount onto a candle and it will give you a big explosive flame. Thats one of the reasons why there are so few windmills left. Lots of flour dust floating about, one spark and the whole thing exploded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"custard powder is flammable

Dare I ask how you know?

H."

It's an old physics classroom demonstration. Blowing custard powder down a tube sealed into the side of a large tin with a candle in it and the lid pushed on. The flash of the custard powder igniting will blow the lid off.... A large custard tin is actually ideal as it happens....I'm sure you'll find a video of this on the web.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"If you really want to impress, make it from scratch, with egg yolks, double cream, milk, sugar, vanilla pods, caster sugar and cornflour, or one of the other variations. Just make sure you follow the procedures carefully, or you'll end up with scrambled egg.

Our kinda person going the extra mile where food is involved makes a huge difference."

It goes without saying that the ingredients are sourced locally from independent shops, organic and British, eggs from free range chickens, but for a special occasion, use duck, ostrich or quail.

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By *imiejayMan
over a year ago

stafford

Would love to get messy with custard any kind !! Anyone up for it ??

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By *rbusyhandsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

M&S do a good custard, quite fond of Sainsburys custard too, Taste the Difference they say, certainly do if enjoyed with a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried custard fun once. With a lady. With home made custard. It began badly. After pouring it lovingly over her breasticles and nethers I just had to lick...............the bowl Couldn't help myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We normally use about 12 litres of Ambrosia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

'Deluxe' custard uses clotted cream - Mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

bloomin expensive tho'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bought a pot today - nice and thick - will be fun in the wifes knickers

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"custard powder is flammable

Dare I ask how you know?

H.

Quite a lot of powders are flammable, even just regular flour. Try blowing a small amount onto a candle and it will give you a big explosive flame. Thats one of the reasons why there are so few windmills left. Lots of flour dust floating about, one spark and the whole thing exploded."

Dust cloud explosion.

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