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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women can be very funny sometimes.

You ask a girl you're with to

Go to a swingclub. Sure that's fun

Have a threesome. Yes that's exciting

Have a gangbang or orgy. Omg that's so liberating

God forbid you ask a woman to have sex right after the gym with no shower.

You dirty freak , that's disgusting. Don't ask me about that again.

All I want is a female to have sex right after the gym with no shower.

But all the women I've been with have refused.

They just can't sex without a shower first.

What should I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respect their decision?

If someone doesn't feel comfortable not being clean after he gym, they won't relax and enjoy sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you're meeting the wrong women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to message SweatyBetty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe you're meeting the wrong women "

Yes they are too clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have really sweaty feet lately.

wish more guys were into smelly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I have been with a woman who was able to fulfill all my needs. We had agreement that every time when one of us want sex we do it doesn't matter what circumstances are. That was the best time of my life. But it is just very nice memories now and biggest regret. Anyway life is too short for a waste of time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once I have been with a woman who was able to fulfill all my needs. We had agreement that every time when one of us want sex we do it doesn't matter what circumstances are. That was the best time of my life. But it is just very nice memories now and biggest regret. Anyway life is too short for a waste of time."

Do you still have her number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish someone would tell me they didn't want me to bother showering.......that appeals to my lazy nature

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish someone would tell me they didn't want me to bother showering.......that appeals to my lazy nature "

I'll be right over. But it must be after the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women can be very funny sometimes.

You ask a girl you're with to

Go to a swingclub. Sure that's fun

Have a threesome. Yes that's exciting

Have a gangbang or orgy. Omg that's so liberating

God forbid you ask a woman to have sex right after the gym with no shower.

You dirty freak , that's disgusting. Don't ask me about that again.

All I want is a female to have sex right after the gym with no shower.

But all the women I've been with have refused.

They just can't sex without a shower first.

What should I do? "

Daft question but if your wanting a shag straight after a work out are you planning in shagging in the gym or going home?

The answer will affect my dissision on this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women can be very funny sometimes.

You ask a girl you're with to

Go to a swingclub. Sure that's fun

Have a threesome. Yes that's exciting

Have a gangbang or orgy. Omg that's so liberating

God forbid you ask a woman to have sex right after the gym with no shower.

You dirty freak , that's disgusting. Don't ask me about that again.

All I want is a female to have sex right after the gym with no shower.

But all the women I've been with have refused.

They just can't sex without a shower first.

What should I do?

Daft question but if your wanting a shag straight after a work out are you planning in shagging in the gym or going home?

The answer will affect my dissision on this "

Not in the gym is germs in there.

I want you to come home and let me peel those yoga pants off you like a kid at Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women can be very funny sometimes.

You ask a girl you're with to

Go to a swingclub. Sure that's fun

Have a threesome. Yes that's exciting

Have a gangbang or orgy. Omg that's so liberating

God forbid you ask a woman to have sex right after the gym with no shower.

You dirty freak , that's disgusting. Don't ask me about that again.

All I want is a female to have sex right after the gym with no shower.

But all the women I've been with have refused.

They just can't sex without a shower first.

What should I do?

Daft question but if your wanting a shag straight after a work out are you planning in shagging in the gym or going home?

The answer will affect my dissision on this

Not in the gym is germs in there.

I want you to come home and let me peel those yoga pants off you like a kid at Christmas "

Germs?? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats nuts its like saying no sex in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women can be very funny sometimes.

You ask a girl you're with to

Go to a swingclub. Sure that's fun

Have a threesome. Yes that's exciting

Have a gangbang or orgy. Omg that's so liberating

God forbid you ask a woman to have sex right after the gym with no shower.

You dirty freak , that's disgusting. Don't ask me about that again.

All I want is a female to have sex right after the gym with no shower.

But all the women I've been with have refused.

They just can't sex without a shower first.

What should I do?

Daft question but if your wanting a shag straight after a work out are you planning in shagging in the gym or going home?

The answer will affect my dissision on this

Not in the gym is germs in there.

I want you to come home and let me peel those yoga pants off you like a kid at Christmas "

Nah that's just minging

Fresh sweat is good, fresh sweat is sexy, fresh sweat does not smell

But by the time you get home its going to be dry, bacteria will have started setting in and it will smell

Sort your life out man what's wrong with you

Meet me in the shower block in 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see why you'd like this fetish. I love it when Mrs N has been playing tennis and I ask her to indulge me by leaving her panties on and just sitting on my face and let me breath in all those extra pheromones. Ha ha. Lucky me LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats nuts its like saying no sex in the morning"

It's not often I have morning sex with being single, but when I have had meets where I have spent the night with the guy I always have a shower as soon as I wake up

I'm dead paranoid about that, you read that many threads on here with guys taking the piss out of their meets who have 'smelly Fanny's' there's no way a guys coming near me first thing in the morning because I know after a nights session and having been asleep im not going to be fresh down there and I'm not being the topic of the next smelly minge post

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"They just can't sex without a shower first.

What should I do?"

Compromise.

Have sex in the shower.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just have sex in the changing room straight after the gym session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just have sex in the changing room straight after the gym session "

Do they do mixed changing rooms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats nuts its like saying no sex in the morning

It's not often I have morning sex with being single, but when I have had meets where I have spent the night with the guy I always have a shower as soon as I wake up

I'm dead paranoid about that, you read that many threads on here with guys taking the piss out of their meets who have 'smelly Fanny's' there's no way a guys coming near me first thing in the morning because I know after a nights session and having been asleep im not going to be fresh down there and I'm not being the topic of the next smelly minge post "

Don't meet guys that use the forum....problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women can be very funny sometimes.

You ask a girl you're with to

Go to a swingclub. Sure that's fun

Have a threesome. Yes that's exciting

Have a gangbang or orgy. Omg that's so liberating

God forbid you ask a woman to have sex right after the gym with no shower.

You dirty freak , that's disgusting. Don't ask me about that again.

All I want is a female to have sex right after the gym with no shower.

But all the women I've been with have refused.

They just can't sex without a shower first.

What should I do?

Daft question but if your wanting a shag straight after a work out are you planning in shagging in the gym or going home?

The answer will affect my dissision on this

Not in the gym is germs in there.

I want you to come home and let me peel those yoga pants off you like a kid at Christmas

Nah that's just minging

Fresh sweat is good, fresh sweat is sexy, fresh sweat does not smell

But by the time you get home its going to be dry, bacteria will have started setting in and it will smell

Sort your life out man what's wrong with you

Meet me in the shower block in 10 "

I'm there give me 8 hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They just can't sex without a shower first.

What should I do?

Compromise.

Have sex in the shower.

Mr ddc"

No , I want muff with a little juice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can see why you'd like this fetish. I love it when Mrs N has been playing tennis and I ask her to indulge me by leaving her panties on and just sitting on my face and let me breath in all those extra pheromones. Ha ha. Lucky me LOL."

You lucky bastard..

When is her next tennis match ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just have sex in the changing room straight after the gym session

Do they do mixed changing rooms? "

Who cares,sneak into one or the other. Added excitement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just have sex in the changing room straight after the gym session

Do they do mixed changing rooms?

Who cares,sneak into one or the other. Added excitement "

Yeah I'd suggest using the guys changing rooms then, i think men would be a lot more tolerable to having a naked women in there than the women would a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us woman enjoy sex after the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The salty taste of fresh sweat on the back of her neck?

Mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just have sex in the changing room straight after the gym session

Do they do mixed changing rooms?

Who cares,sneak into one or the other. Added excitement

Yeah I'd suggest using the guys changing rooms then, i think men would be a lot more tolerable to having a naked women in there than the women would a man "

The pool changing area is mixed at my local leisure centre but the gym ones aren't but I agree on using the male ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a regular partner but prob woykdnt let them give me oral. Saying that I do like the taste of a cock and not soap and water .clean but tasty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see why you'd like this fetish. I love it when Mrs N has been playing tennis and I ask her to indulge me by leaving her panties on and just sitting on my face and let me breath in all those extra pheromones. Ha ha. Lucky me LOL.

You lucky bastard..

When is her next tennis match ? "

Now that sounds horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shower sex my friend, you must be missing out!

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