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By *ancscleanguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

Anyone need an electrician? lol

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Mate of mines a sparky and he's done this a lot!! What is it with you lot! I knew I should have been a sparks

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By *ancscleanguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Mate of mines a sparky and he's done this a lot!! What is it with you lot! I knew I should have been a sparks "

Must be the shock treatment.

I've fucked a few bored housewives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is something we would love to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run a construction company.. most guys that make these claims are full of shit, i know because ive employed and heard enough BS in my time.. its normally in the pub when they are comparing dicks, i often an tempted to tell them what me and Mrs pretty get up too but wouldnt want to break there spirit

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By *ancscleanguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"I run a construction company.. most guys that make these claims are full of shit, i know because ive employed and heard enough BS in my time.. its normally in the pub when they are comparing dicks, i often an tempted to tell them what me and Mrs pretty get up too but wouldnt want to break there spirit "

Mines not bullshit. I did call outs so often visited 6 homes a day. Helped the success rate lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is something we would love to happen "

Sounds like a very nice idea to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I run a construction company.. most guys that make these claims are full of shit, i know because ive employed and heard enough BS in my time.. its normally in the pub when they are comparing dicks, i often an tempted to tell them what me and Mrs pretty get up too but wouldnt want to break there spirit

Mines not bullshit. I did call outs so often visited 6 homes a day. Helped the success rate lol."

Well i guess you was just lucky to find a ratio of 1/6 women would happily fuck a complete stranger who has just walked in there house to change a lightbulb.. you must be disgustinlgy charming or bath in chlorofil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a sparky on our old firm, loved to boast how he was fucking the women he did house calls too. He wasn't too impressed when he found out our gaffer was doing his wife though!

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By *ancscleanguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"I run a construction company.. most guys that make these claims are full of shit, i know because ive employed and heard enough BS in my time.. its normally in the pub when they are comparing dicks, i often an tempted to tell them what me and Mrs pretty get up too but wouldnt want to break there spirit

Mines not bullshit. I did call outs so often visited 6 homes a day. Helped the success rate lol.

Well i guess you was just lucky to find a ratio of 1/6 women would happily fuck a complete stranger who has just walked in there house to change a lightbulb.. you must be disgustinlgy charming or bath in chlorofil "

Lol. Not anything like 1in 6. Just a few over the years. More like 1 in 200. But was a hot experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked in construction for years and I can honestly say that it didn't ever happen to me!

Some of the lads used to tell stories but mostly seemed like Nonsense.

Having said that, we recently had a sparky over and Kelly wore as little as possible. By all accounts he couldn't keep his eyes off her boobs but that was as far as it went

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I thought workman always fucked the customer over, when they give you the bill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do actually

I need a new light fitting in my livings room, is it the same principle as wirings an electric cooker in

Serious question by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my ex parnters fuck a BT guy . Thats my only experience of this type of thing . Mind you she was always on the look out for a shag . I loved it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the guy who fitted my bathroom make a pass at me a couple of years back, I told him to get on with his job as I wanted it finishing that day, he ain't shagging me to get another days work, fuck that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had the guy who fitted my bathroom make a pass at me a couple of years back, I told him to get on with his job as I wanted it finishing that day, he ain't shagging me to get another days work, fuck that "

Lol go girl . I like your style .or thou I did find it horny when I got a text off my then partner saying she'd just shagged the guy that fixed you phone line hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is something we would love to happen "

Do you need a plumber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had the guy who fitted my bathroom make a pass at me a couple of years back, I told him to get on with his job as I wanted it finishing that day, he ain't shagging me to get another days work, fuck that "

Quite right. You employ a professional and expect a decent bloody job without any sexual overtones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't they have to be careful though against allegations of rape and such?

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed


"Don't they have to be careful though against allegations of rape and such?

"

Exactly.

Too much to risk nowadays with plenty of people alleging sex offences.

But still good for a horny story or fantasy.

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By *ike00465Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

They used to be a site called paid in kind and I did 3 jobs on it

One was fit a lock to her bedroom door and other two was to make a gloryhole for them

And I got paided in best way

Loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do actually

I need a new light fitting in my livings room, is it the same principle as wirings an electric cooker in

Serious question by the way "

I'm a spark and it's not the same. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone require a pest controller?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone require a pest controller?"

Yes to filter my messages on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 years I've been doing house repairs & in all that time most of the customers that try in on are full of shit!!

But I did have 1 that couldn't suck dick enough it was fantastic & 1time I was there the sky man phoned her for a meet up!!

So I'm guessing it was the experience & not myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Plumber, posted on here about my lovely lady / customer experience a couple of days ago. This does happen for real and has done on several occasions over the years, not pub talk for this plumber. Need any work done ? .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah right, in fantasy land maybe.

In reality I'm paying the sparky to sort out my electrics not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a gas man come to mine and he left with a huge grin on his face

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By *obluvs2playMan
over a year ago

redcar


"I run a construction company.. most guys that make these claims are full of shit, i know because ive employed and heard enough BS in my time.. its normally in the pub when they are comparing dicks, i often an tempted to tell them what me and Mrs pretty get up too but wouldnt want to break there spirit "

I'm a gas fitter Only had sex with 1 customer and it wasn't on the job it was after

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By *litlicker77Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Happened to me

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By *is_Collared_SubWoman
over a year ago

London

Any tradesmen in London drop me a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody need an entertainer

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

We need a new fuse board and re-wire.... You be exhausted by the end lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Judy jerked the alarm fitter off onto kitchen floor, made me clean up the splatter when I got home !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I run a construction company.. most guys that make these claims are full of shit, i know because ive employed and heard enough BS in my time.. its normally in the pub when they are comparing dicks, i often an tempted to tell them what me and Mrs pretty get up too but wouldnt want to break there spirit

Mines not bullshit. I did call outs so often visited 6 homes a day. Helped the success rate lol.

Well i guess you was just lucky to find a ratio of 1/6 women would happily fuck a complete stranger who has just walked in there house to change a lightbulb.. you must be disgustinlgy charming or bath in chlorofil "

Maybe you're underestimating bored housewives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do actually

I need a new light fitting in my livings room, is it the same principle as wirings an electric cooker in

Serious question by the way

I'm a spark and it's not the same. Sorry "

Isnt it? It bloody looks the same, a box with wires going in from both directions, looks like a smaller cooker box

Technical aren't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a tradesman have been for over 30 year's and never once had anyone come onto me, been working in the residential sector for 20 year's.

I always thought I was there to do a job not shag?

Maybe I am too aloof.

But I leave that stuff for outside working hours

We did have a guy working for us however who was a man whore and would literally shag anything, and I mean anything.

Some of the women who he was apparently shagging were truly awful.

So I am guessing that if you have zero standards and not overly concerned about losing your job and maybe worse.

Then Yeah it's probable the it happens.

Jools has tried on two occasions to come onto builder's wearing very skimpy reveling clothing.

And both didn't rise to the bait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple rule - never let anyone fuck you, who you might later have to take to court over whatever job it is that they're s'posed to be doing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do actually

I need a new light fitting in my livings room, is it the same principle as wirings an electric cooker in

Serious question by the way

I'm a spark and it's not the same. Sorry

Isnt it? It bloody looks the same, a box with wires going in from both directions, looks like a smaller cooker box

Technical aren't I "

Ha ha do you want a job??

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'm a tradesman have been for over 30 year's and never once had anyone come onto me, been working in the residential sector for 20 year's.

I always thought I was there to do a job not shag?

Maybe I am too aloof.

But I leave that stuff for outside working hours

We did have a guy working for us however who was a man whore and would literally shag anything, and I mean anything.

Some of the women who he was apparently shagging were truly awful.

So I am guessing that if you have zero standards and not overly concerned about losing your job and maybe worse.

Then Yeah it's probable the it happens.

Jools has tried on two occasions to come onto builder's wearing very skimpy reveling clothing.

And both didn't rise to the bait.

"

My other half is a heating engineer with his own business. He's been doing it nineteen years. He's said the same thing: not once has a customer offered him sex.

He's been into homes where the women have been scantily dressed and not once has he even given them a second look.

He said simply pussy can't pay his bills, he can get a shag anywhere without jeopardising his livelihood and his mates think the same.

Reckons anyone who claims to come across hot wives gagging for it spend too much time watching vintage porn!

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By *ornyguy6190Man
over a year ago

rhyl


"My Judy jerked the alarm fitter off onto kitchen floor, made me clean up the splatter when I got home ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only once had sex.... But been blown a few times!

I suppose going out to a customers house to check a faulty bed is a good way to break the ice!!! And in found some interesting things under beds!

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By *achiavellian_adventuresCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke/Andover

Could you tell us what fuse to put in a single fused spur switch (for a single 60W bulb) from a double socket that we've just installed?

She won't let you fuck her but she will let you "sort out her understairs cupboard"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend had a telly from buy as you view and she ended up shagging the guy that came to collect the pounds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work outside and in regular places and would love to be "invited in for a cuppa" its a big fantasy of mine.

one day Last week a women spent quite a while cleaning her upstairs window ledge. with a very low cut top on. The grass outside hers has never been so tidy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you tell us what fuse to put in a single fused spur switch (for a single 60W bulb) from a double socket that we've just installed?

She won't let you fuck her but she will let you "sort out her understairs cupboard"!

5 amp fuse for lights, 13 amp for plugs for tvs etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you tell us what fuse to put in a single fused spur switch (for a single 60W bulb) from a double socket that we've just installed?

She won't let you fuck her but she will let you "sort out her understairs cupboard"!

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3 amp

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester


"I'm a tradesman have been for over 30 year's and never once had anyone come onto me, been working in the residential sector for 20 year's.

I always thought I was there to do a job not shag?

Maybe I am too aloof.

But I leave that stuff for outside working hours

We did have a guy working for us however who was a man whore and would literally shag anything, and I mean anything.

Some of the women who he was apparently shagging were truly awful.

So I am guessing that if you have zero standards and not overly concerned about losing your job and maybe worse.

Then Yeah it's probable the it happens.

Jools has tried on two occasions to come onto builder's wearing very skimpy reveling clothing.

And both didn't rise to the bait.

"

Irony level....Genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sports therapist/masseur and I've had this three times in ten years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our electrician is bloody gorgeous! I wish he was on Fab. Unfortunately he has a girlfriend, so I wouldn't try anything with him.

But he's lovely. Very good looking, and a really nice guy too. I doubt many women here would turn him down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a sparky on our old firm, loved to boast how he was fucking the women he did house calls too. He wasn't too impressed when he found out our gaffer was doing his wife though! "
literally LoL!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tradesman have been for over 30 year's and never once had anyone come onto me, been working in the residential sector for 20 year's.

I always thought I was there to do a job not shag?

Maybe I am too aloof.

But I leave that stuff for outside working hours

We did have a guy working for us however who was a man whore and would literally shag anything, and I mean anything.

Some of the women who he was apparently shagging were truly awful.

So I am guessing that if you have zero standards and not overly concerned about losing your job and maybe worse.

Then Yeah it's probable the it happens.

Jools has tried on two occasions to come onto builder's wearing very skimpy reveling clothing.

And both didn't rise to the bait.

"

What if she's really fit,single and you work for yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe these workmen who have sex with their clients are swinger types and don't have standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe these workmen who have sex with their clients are swinger types and don't have standards "
the times it happened during my massage treatment was after a few weeks of flirting

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

If a workman is in my property they are there to do a job ,not me! Just comes across as highly unprofessional to me and that works for the ones shagging them too.

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By *atie ShayTV/TS
over a year ago

@@

The vehicles I work with come from the factory with beds installed...

I am dying to have a true customer test drive

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

i used to do maintenance in houses, it happened twice, not as common as some make out, the first one i already knew her, 2nd i think she was just sex mad.i get more women making advances when i go out dressed up, theres always one who puts hand up my skirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being self employed with my work I visit many properties a week, although not inside admittedly and have never had this happen to me. Maybe I am too ugly. Although I did fuck the cleaning lady at one property on the sitting room floor, only getting back outside two minutes before the customer returned home.

If it was offered as an extra that might be different, but certainly not instead of payment. I'm there to earn money and do a good job, no other reason.

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth


"Could you tell us what fuse to put in a single fused spur switch (for a single 60W bulb) from a double socket that we've just installed?

She won't let you fuck her but she will let you "sort out her understairs cupboard"!

5 amp fuse for lights, 13 amp for plugs for tvs etc...

"
i would use 3a from a fcu supplying 60w,plasma tv's are high current draw so 13a is ok,but not all tv's will have a 13a plug fuse

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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth

Virtually all my customers are women and have had a couple over the years that have been a bit flirty but as I am very happy with K I dont respond apart from being friendly, we swing as a couple and even if I got it offered on a plate would say thanks but only if K can play too.

Did my back in a few weeks ago and had to go to a different massage therapist than my normal one and the first time she left the room while I got undressed, the second time she stayed while I stripped and while doing the treatment she made a couple of strange comments, may have been just her way bit did think some might think it was a bit odd, will be interesting next treatment to see what she says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only with their workmanship!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mix business with pleasure.I have had several offers over the years but always declined.

Just seems unprofessional to me.

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By *pal2Man
over a year ago

cumbria

It takes two to tango. Ive exchanged services for sex but most women would not blatently offer sex, youd have to have some banter or connection first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with a sexy Gardener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great fantasy but guess it will stay that way as S isn't very flirty.

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By *angermeatMan
over a year ago

merthyr

That is sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I am a gardener and always nice to be paid in benifit in kind

Well small jobs

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