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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bit of Friday fun,

What's the worst thing someone could or has said during a meet?

Answers on a postcard.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of Friday fun,

What's the worst thing someone could or has said during a meet?

Answers on a postcard.......

I just peed my pants.

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By *o_edShitlessxxxCouple
over a year ago

luton

"Bit of Friday fun,

What's the worst thing someone could or has said during a meet?

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Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shhhhhhh!! My mum is upstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love spreading my disease

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Do you have a sister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you marry me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm due to go to the Clinic tomorrow for my results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are better than (enter past meets name)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't washed all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had your mum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What exactly is a clit ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of Friday fun,

What's the worst thing someone could or has said during a meet?

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It usually gets quite hard

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I love you

Sorry that's only 3

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Don't fart in me face !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks bigger, hard. Promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll be £50 then love

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Will you be my Mummy?

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

I carnt cum with a condom on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you snowball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this smell of chloroform?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...now where does this go?

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By *uiet confidenceMan
over a year ago

Warrington

My girlfriend's away tonight, so...

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Think I've just come on.....

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

'Merry Christmas'

Why are you on antibiotics?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

OH MY GOD!

Before dashing to bathroom and pising blood......

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

This? Oh it's a taser

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By *exyFusionCouple
over a year ago

Near to you

"I can make you squirt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I no your Mum .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack hates me askn 'when are we meeting again'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure you not bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you marry me please?

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Can the dog join in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just hurry up and cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have STI:- am not joking someone banned me after asking this

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

That's! going to stretch me?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Do you have STI:- am not joking someone banned me after asking this

Not sure I'd be too happy if someone asked me that either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you take c_edit card ?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Can I have a receipt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were a last resort!

Or....my bowels are really loose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are your bed sheets clean ?

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By *uiet confidenceMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Sorry, thought you'd finished!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Not as nice as y'pics.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You gonna fuck me then?

(Flicks condom in my direction)

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now then, now then ahahahaha

Sorry bad taste, I'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can the dog join in ?

Belly laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Name is Boris Johnson...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have mattress in van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you mind if I have a splif

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I'm on the sex offender's register

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've thumbed your buttplug inside u! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much fatter than your pics

Same person as above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can my carer join in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm finally losing my virginity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of Friday fun,

What's the worst thing someone could or has said during a meet?

Answers on a postcard.......

You can fuck me bareback

Massive turn off but I've not had any meets so it's not from experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a fucking shit shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanna see my axe collection?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its in fuck I'm cumming...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! It Echoes in here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow! It Echoes in here!"

Loooooool!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much men/women you fucked doesnt always sit well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out on day release

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck is that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found that used condom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you smell fish,Ewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no he's so small.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shaved my back for you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a Bill Oddie Fetish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just suck it I cba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about the blood stains!

Mhwahaha Mhwahaha Mhwahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finished?!? When did you start?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your daughter coming soon" hastens to add presuming the woman is old enough to have an 18 yr old daughter of course

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Is it on yet?

Will you father my child?

I'll just get my magnifying glass lol

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Do you have a sister?"

Or.. your sister has the looks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull my pjs up when u finished.

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

""I can make you squirt"

I've had that said on meets and no they didn't but I wad some what bruised after

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

It's not going to fit!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

You could do with loosing weight.

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you doing here dad

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By *negentMan
over a year ago

kirkby

Just got out of jail after my last meet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you in yet ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't got long my wife/husband will be back soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its never happened before, honest

Im sorry my cocks so small

Youre worse than your photo

My wifes ringing, must amswer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any condoms used my last one yesterday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You looked better on fab?

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By *lumbercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Vera Playa

Back or front?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermm who are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive false teeth is it ok with you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose you will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant get a hard-on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are my five kids just waiting for there dad to pick them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are my five kids just waiting for there dad to pick them up "

or 5 diffrent dads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of Friday fun,

What's the worst thing someone could or has said during a meet?

Answers on a postcard.......

"Finley, go back to bed"

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Lose a bit of weight and you'll be great. More than 5 I know lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are my five kids just waiting for there dad to pick them up

or 5 diffrent dads "

Haha looking for number 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are my five kids just waiting for there dad to pick them up

or 5 diffrent dads

Haha looking for number 6

Lol end up bein the budget octomom lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used this condom twice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I carnt cum with a condom on

"
or

Can't stay hard with a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly... Colostomy bags are sexy...!

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By *taku.manMan
over a year ago

carlow

You look taller in your pics ??

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Fancy a coffee at mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be my girlfriend?

I've only got ten mins

I can't cum a second time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well that doesn't happen often...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we actually had a male of the couple say to panth that he wishes he had met her seven years ago. they were married seven years. goodnight was the next word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops sorry. Wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaved my back for you.... "
That is so bad

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Can we skip foreplay love.

Your mum's better then you.

Your dad's better than you.

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By * for KinkMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Does this smell of chloroform?

Aha ha ha!

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By * for KinkMan
over a year ago

Bristol

So, are the children upstairs?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Aren't you my son's teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, are the children upstairs?"
That is so fucking weird ,,,,,,,,,,,,,gat a grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry what's your name again ?

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By *ark074Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Mummy, baby wants to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry your granny was better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly it's a chocolate stain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any leeches for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello how are you doing.

Apparently no woman on here likes to be asked how they are as an ice breaker lol

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Your mother was much better

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

I'm sure I don't smell.

True story! Sevensome ended before it had begun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a woman to take care of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the address again?

Seriously rolling eyes as I had given it 3 times previously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your bigger then i thought

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

You're a woman? Yeah, right!

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

It's a medical skeleton, honest.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

It does get bigger, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about the cheesy smell.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

The kids like to watch

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

You look like my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of Friday fun,

What's the worst thing someone could or has said during a meet?

Answers on a postcard.......

I used to be Trevor - meet a 26 year old last year and that was her hello

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By *utumn79Man
over a year ago

manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The scabs?. Just ignore them.

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By *utumn79Man
over a year ago

manchester

Didn't realise u were ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell a gay girl you're Bi

Done!

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

The coffin? It's my gran.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the rest of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only just lost my virginity

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

You fuck like your mother/ father/sister/brother / daughter / son (choose which one is applicable)

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Scratch and sniff???? No thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a cock only smaller!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shy? Your mum is not....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wife doesn't know about fab......

Just had that offer this evening meet tomorrow in a pub but wife doesn't know about fab, block xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your father was much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry cant stop scratching..

i've just cum in my pants

do you mind if i play with myself while we talk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh no the suns up

oh god a full moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit. I forgot my axe

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Thought u had the condoms?

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Jim fixed it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get In , back of the net

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By *Carver-Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I was on Jeremy Kyle. Twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was on Jeremy Kyle. Twice!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids are asleep upstairs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my ex were playing with another couple one night when the guy of said couple looked up to his wife with lust filled eyes just as he was about to go down on me and said....

"I'm just playing with my victim" !!! then made a noise like Anthony Hopkins in The silence of the lambs.

All play ended at that point and I have never seen said couple since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and my ex were playing with another couple one night when the guy of said couple looked up to his wife with lust filled eyes just as he was about to go down on me and said....

"I'm just playing with my victim" !!! then made a noise like Anthony Hopkins in The silence of the lambs.

All play ended at that point and I have never seen said couple since.

Oh wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do look different

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By *Carver-Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Me and my ex were playing with another couple one night when the guy of said couple looked up to his wife with lust filled eyes just as he was about to go down on me and said....

"I'm just playing with my victim" !!! then made a noise like Anthony Hopkins in The silence of the lambs.

All play ended at that point and I have never seen said couple since.

Yeesh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol had a meet arranged and she cane from far when she meet me at th station she asked what site am i from went thru pof badoo lol then asked my name pmsl.

I just turned round and went home lol.

And they say men are bad hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you smell shit!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't you alot of veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you into scat love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't look like your photos

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By *Carver-Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not "said" at a meet per se, but I once got invited on a social meet that turned out to be seeking unpaid labour painting her friend's spare room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you into scat love?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not "said" at a meet per se, but I once got invited on a social meet that turned out to be seeking unpaid labour painting her friend's spare room..."

Did you get naked before you were given the paint brush ? lol

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By *o limits kinkMan
over a year ago

Bethesda

"Bit of Friday fun,

What's the worst thing someone could or has said during a meet?

Answers on a postcard.......

F_ed West was just misunderstood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit on my chest bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe cock on the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

Meet

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Your

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over a year ago

Mum?

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over a year ago

Your hotter in your pictures

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"Your hotter in your pictures"

Bit rude.

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