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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the weirdest thing that's been sent to you via your inbox, be it message, photo or anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I buy your pants x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am coming over tomorrow so you can fist my ass" got this for a guy I had never spoken to before.

surprisingly my answer was "no your not"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I buy your pants x"

Howmuch did he offer? I'd sell a pair of jeans happily! Haha, or just go buy a multi pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you? On here, just that.

On another site. I want to cut you with knives, needles and branding irons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I am coming over tomorrow so you can fist my ass" got this for a guy I had never spoken to before.

surprisingly my answer was "no your not"

Ouch, mine just clenched! Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was under the impression we can't quote private messages, so I will summarise by saying some bloody odd stuff which made me go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I buy your pants x

Howmuch did he offer? I'd sell a pair of jeans happily! Haha, or just go buy a multi pack

He offered £40 a pair x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I buy your pants x

Howmuch did he offer? I'd sell a pair of jeans happily! Haha, or just go buy a multi pack

He offered £40 a pair x"

Should've made money off him! :p surely your fella wouldn't mind wearing the pair of pants for the day! For a share of the profits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was under the impression we can't quote private messages, so I will summarise by saying some bloody odd stuff which made me go

Inbox me? I'm intrigued!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I buy your pants x

Howmuch did he offer? I'd sell a pair of jeans happily! Haha, or just go buy a multi pack

He offered £40 a pair x

Should've made money off him! :p surely your fella wouldn't mind wearing the pair of pants for the day! For a share of the profits! "

Part from dress up I don't own any x

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

What's a message lol

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By *otblondewife hornyMrCouple
over a year ago

Cambuslang

Just the other night from an apparent couples profile offering £800 for a bj from my wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get men all the time messaging me if they can suck my cock. Mostly strait guys though.

Wish the bloody girls would message that!.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I've had quite a few

Can I take you shoe shopping?

Can you smoke for me?

And the one I get fairly often ..... Would you consider using me as a human toilet? - he wants me to sit on his lap and shit.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....

Thanks, but not my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely wouldn't mind trying golden rain, fantasy of mine, probably never happen and will remain a fantasy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I buy your pants x

Howmuch did he offer? I'd sell a pair of jeans happily! Haha, or just go buy a multi pack

He offered £40 a pair x

Should've made money off him! :p surely your fella wouldn't mind wearing the pair of pants for the day! For a share of the profits!

Part from dress up I don't own any x"

Should get some!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had quite a few

Can I take you shoe shopping?

Can you smoke for me?

And the one I get fairly often ..... Would you consider using me as a human toilet? - he wants me to sit on his lap and shit."

How do you even respond to that last one? Shudder. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get men all the time messaging me if they can suck my cock. Mostly strait guys though.

Wish the bloody girls would message that!.

Same!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just the other night from an apparent couples profile offering £800 for a bj from my wife. "

Did you report them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....

Thanks, but not my thing

Yea, sorry bout that, I'd had one too many JD's which had a negative effect on my high fibre diet

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By *he WickedsCouple
over a year ago

Swingtown

"Definitely wouldn't mind trying golden rain, fantasy of mine, probably never happen and will remain a fantasy. "

Get yourself stung by a jellyfish and someone will surely oblige!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....

Thanks, but not my thing

Oh where's your sense of adventure, girl

Surely EVERYONE'S tried that ?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....

Thanks, but not my thing

Oh where's your sense of adventure, girl

Surely EVERYONE'S tried that ?"

Well there was this one time, at band camp.....

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....

Thanks, but not my thing

Yea, sorry bout that, I'd had one too many JD's which had a negative effect on my high fibre diet

I would keep drinking if I thought you wanted to do that to me - only hope in hell of it happening! lmfao

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By *otblondewife hornyMrCouple
over a year ago

Cambuslang

"Just the other night from an apparent couples profile offering £800 for a bj from my wife.

Did you report them?"
don't think so actually, was something ridiculous like 3 in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....

Thanks, but not my thing

Oh where's your sense of adventure, girl

Surely EVERYONE'S tried that ?

Well there was this one time, at band camp....."

Oh. I wonder if we go to the same band camp? Can't beat a good band camp is what I say.

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By *uck princess and himCouple
over a year ago

washington

There's a guy on here who constantly writes my name on his body and uploads pictures of them.

The cock picture with my name scribbled up it was pretty vile tbh.

Tone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked if I'll let him impregnate me

er, hello

Been offered money for sex. Blowjobs and my knickers.

Asked if I'll use a guy as my toilet.

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By *orethancurvesWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

lots of messages from men wanting to be humiliated. some even offering to pay. think I mite have to change my profile as it obviously makes me sound like a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....

Thanks, but not my thing

Yea, sorry bout that, I'd had one too many JD's which had a negative effect on my high fibre diet

I would keep drinking if I thought you wanted to do that to me - only hope in hell of it happening! lmfao

We have a long list of things that we would love to do with you HP, but the above is definitely not one of them!!! lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a regular if I was your boyfriend story... That end up with me forcing him to get gangbanged by more than 10 men.....

A couple regularly asking me to get pregnant

And there's always something to do with shit or vomit mixed in there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked me to shit on them while they fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I buy your pants x

Howmuch did he offer? I'd sell a pair of jeans happily! Haha, or just go buy a multi pack

He offered £40 a pair x"

Anyone can have my old pants for £20

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By *nicorn hunterCouple
over a year ago

beccles

Would you dog fuck me.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....

Thanks, but not my thing

Yea, sorry bout that, I'd had one too many JD's which had a negative effect on my high fibre diet

I would keep drinking if I thought you wanted to do that to me - only hope in hell of it happening! lmfao

We have a long list of things that we would love to do with you HP, but the above is definitely not one of them!!! lol x

Thank fook for that.....!

So then, about this list, tell me more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least its not just me then

The thing i get asked most is how much (all have been reported)

Then will i use them as a toilet

Then the not weird but different

Shoe shopping and foot worship,

Mummy roleplay, offering to buy dirty hoisery and underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least its not just me then

The thing i get asked most is how much (all have been reported)

Then will i use them as a toilet

Then the not weird but different

Shoe shopping and foot worship,

Mummy roleplay, offering to buy dirty hoisery and underwear

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not nice babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....

Thanks, but not my thing

Yea, sorry bout that, I'd had one too many JD's which had a negative effect on my high fibre diet

I would keep drinking if I thought you wanted to do that to me - only hope in hell of it happening! lmfao

We have a long list of things that we would love to do with you HP, but the above is definitely not one of them!!! lol x

Thank fook for that.....!

So then, about this list, tell me more

We don't tell, we show

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By *amesnplanesMan
over a year ago

Banbridge

The most unusual request (thats repeatable) is a professional couple who contacted me via another site.

They were both professional, in their late 40's, but she asked me to turn up to a proposed meeting with a french branded cosmetic assortment! I gave a polite decline, but to this day, I have no concept of why cosmetics would give a kink during a meeting.

I'm all for pushing the boundaries out, but the thought of a "Rocky Horror" swing meet with Tim Curry didn't inspire me.

Damm'it Janet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had someone ask if I'll lock them in the boot of my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had someone ask if I'll lock them in the boot of my car

lol that is weird!

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

When I was new and did not know how to stop msgs I had a few guys asking to suck me off but never had any really odd msgs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to watch me put pins though my cock on Skype tonight?

No thanks, I'm sticking my tits in a vice.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As if by magic he appears again....

I get this message at least 4 times a week.

Have you ever thought about guys ganging up on you.. Rubbing on you until you ant handle it anymore? Proper gang fuck you.. Thought about it and wanted to experience it for real? Is it bad that I sort of think, every girl at some stage would love to be turned into a dumb drooling little fuck toy with no control and made to be fucked like a horny slut??

Mmm how many guys would be too many for you to handle.. ud not be able to say no.. in fact they’d tease you more so you can’t say no as your wet panties are pulled down ur legs? they fuck you harder to make you say you need their cocks..

Is it bad if I was your b,f.. that once they fuck you once,, their cocks would start to own your pussy more than me??

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By *unmeisterMan
over a year ago

London & West Midlands

My kind of gal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked if I wanted to lick someones boots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a man. (I got asked that)

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"What is the weirdest thing that's been sent to you via your inbox, be it message, photo or anything else.

Are you animal lovers, do you want to play with our dog?"

Being new, and naïve, we thought they meant, do we like dogs.

A few messages later, and the penny dropped, they wernt asking if we wanted to play "fetch" with Fido.... I think you know what we are getting at!!!

Blocked!

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By *ugarandspice9569Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Can i breed you.

That was a defo delete

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