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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I'm curious as to how far some people have gone with objects in their ass...

This morning I was extremely horny and managed to squeeze in my empty right guard deodorant can!

Just wondering what everyone has been up too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would be amazed to know what A&E departement can find in some assholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very nice. I've done that too and my big toys. Sadly can't take them all the way but I hope to one day

also love to see a big belly bulge of huge toys going in men and women too

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

My friends a nurse and they had a guy come in saying he fell on a potato and it got jammed up his butt , she was in hysterics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just an 8.5 inch cock. It wasn't that fat,which is what made it easy. It slipped in without any ado too

It's the fat things that test my mettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friends a nurse and they had a guy come in saying he fell on a potato and it got jammed up his butt , she was in hysterics lol "

My cousin was a paramedic and said he walked past an a&e cubicle and heard a buzzing noise. A nurse told him a man had a vibrator stuck in his bum. Not very discreet these nurses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How could you have the audacity to say you fell on a potato lol

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"How could you have the audacity to say you fell on a potato lol "
...i mean what else could you say lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd just have to own up

You'd look more stupid lying!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like around an 8ish cock

It's around a good size!

Looking back I don't know how but I had a guy that was 12"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's amazing what people fall on!

On a serious note be careful how long and how hard you push objects in. Your bowel isn't straight tube. It has bends, especially near the rectum. I've known someone get over excited and perforated their bowel! Not made like the vagina!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like around an 8ish cock

It's around a good size!

Looking back I don't know how but I had a guy that was 12"

I want a guy like that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah yes!

I've heard the stories

Usually use flexible ones

But that's all I had to hand this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a bloke at the hospital i nursed in he had a snooker cue up his arse ,then again he was attacked and raped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was watching a hosp TV show couple years ago I think it was one on junior Drs and a man fell off the toilet onto a toilet brush and had the handle upto the brush up his arse I laughed haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many people are gonna admit to the toilet brush...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'd have all sorts up me but not a toilet brush!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any suggestions what I should try next?

Let's be a bit realistic though lol

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"So I'm curious as to how far some people have gone with objects in their ass...

This morning I was extremely horny and managed to squeeze in my empty right guard deodorant can!

Just wondering what everyone has been up too

Bloody hell! That's made my eyes water just thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha it did take some working on!

But just wondering what next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My list grows these days of toys I have tried......These are my best things....so far lol...

1. 10" cock - it hurt but yummy

2. 9" cock - it hurt but mmmmmmmm

3. 8" cock - I loved it

4. 7" cock - fucked me hardest

5. 4" cock - yep 4" - but was ok

And other than cock...

6. 10" double ended dildo me and fem fb

7. Rabbit vib - it maggaed my protrate

8. A guys fingers - but not fist

Yeah Yeah I'm a male tart lol

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

The prickles on a toilet brush would do unrepairable damage I expect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really quite boring. I have a 7in vibrator and a vibrating butt plug that I love to shove up my ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fwb managed to get a rampant rabbit up there but needed a lot of lube & at the same time wanked me off. Most ive cum in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't a doctor once publish a book about what random things people have had stuck up there arses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very good list

Quite impressive!

Want to all things weird and wonderful

Or the biggest cock I can find

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

I have a thick 8.5 inch folding, it takes some getting used to but I get there eventually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a guy who 'fell' on a pressure valve. Ended up in his bum, inflated him to twice his size! Took 3 days to burp and fart all the air out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wonder how long something was stuck up their bum before A+E is the only option. And how do they get there?? Surely driving yourself isn't an option.

Do they ring for a taxi and say "Do you mind if I lay on my belly"

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By *eedsbig9inMan
over a year ago

leeds

I love very thick cock

I have a 9" dildo I use but real think is best feeling ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah of course,

Nothing compares to the real thing!

But when that's not an option

Sometimes you need to be creative

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By *eedsbig9inMan
over a year ago

leeds

I use my dildo and fist

I want cock all time now tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't a doctor once publish a book about what random things people have had stuck up there arses?"

Been on tv too

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By *woOfaKindCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster area

I would say that 99% of American Politicians have their heads shoved deeply into their arse, but that's another story.

-JD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a pepsi bottle, but have had a 12" double ender all the way in (male here)

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By *J SuffolkMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I use my dildo and fist

I want cock all time now tho lol "

Then you're not straight as on your profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use a pepsi bottle, but have had a 12" double ender all the way in (male here)"

Wow I want to take one that deep and more

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By *iReyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire East

14 inch dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a well known TV show recently a gentleman had fell on a tap and had it wedged. Ouch, just stick to hubby's cock for me I think

Mrs F

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"14 inch dildo

Wow..

All the way?

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By *iReyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire East

"14 inch dildo

Wow..

All the way?

Everything except the last inch, had to keep hold of it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"14 inch dildo

Wow..

All the way?

Everything except the last inch, had to keep hold of it lol"

Can I borrow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But how do they get these things back out? Do you use forceps or is surgery required?

My eyes are watering just thinking about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any suggestions what I should try next?

Let's be a bit realistic though lol "

I was going to say marrow. I would expect that to smart a bit though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any suggestions what I should try next?

Let's be a bit realistic though lol

I was going to say marrow. I would expect that to smart a bit though!

Smart a bit ?

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