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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X" How do you know he is on here ??? Does he know you are on here too? How fun!!! | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X" Especially if he's expecting a couple of hundred quid so he can feed his family!! | |||
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"These are the threads I love! We need an update following the big event!!! Lol!!!!! "I'll defo give you an update! | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X" Lucky guy. I hope he's got is diary clear for the rest of the day to give that sexy body of yours the attention it deserves. | |||
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"Yes he know we are on here! It's kinda pre planned but he doesn't know I'm gonna be dressed all naughty xxx such a hot thought " 'Kinda pre planned'??? Details please! Lol | |||
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"Yes he know we are on here! It's kinda pre planned but he doesn't know I'm gonna be dressed all naughty xxx such a hot thought " oh he knows trust me or is hoping for it have fun  | |||
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"Yes he know we are on here! It's kinda pre planned but he doesn't know I'm gonna be dressed all naughty xxx such a hot thought 'Kinda pre planned'??? Details please! Lol" Well he know that no cash will be involved lol | |||
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"Yes he know we are on here! It's kinda pre planned but he doesn't know I'm gonna be dressed all naughty xxx such a hot thought oh he knows trust me or is hoping for it have fun "Bet be does as well | |||
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"Fit a new boiler for around that lol. £50 to £60 tops for a boiler service. ??" Don't need a new boiler so don't get your point | |||
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"Fit a new boiler for around that lol. £50 to £60 tops for a boiler service. ?? Don't need a new boiler so don't get your point " He means you're over paying him in kind for just a service and you could get a new boiler for the payment your giving him (i think) | |||
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"Yes he know we are on here! It's kinda pre planned but he doesn't know I'm gonna be dressed all naughty xxx such a hot thought " He does now....  | |||
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"Yes he know we are on here! It's kinda pre planned but he doesn't know I'm gonna be dressed all naughty xxx such a hot thought He does now.... "Yes maybe he's see this post! Lol | |||
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"Fit a new boiler for around that lol. £50 to £60 tops for a boiler service. ?? Don't need a new boiler so don't get your point He means you're over paying him in kind for just a service and you could get a new boiler for the payment your giving him (i think)" Who knows how far I'll go mind lol He's been banned from wanking until after Friday that's for sure x | |||
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"Yes he know we are on here! It's kinda pre planned but he doesn't know I'm gonna be dressed all naughty xxx such a hot thought oh he knows trust me or is hoping for it have fun
Bet be does as well"Well! Thinking about it (which is a rare event for me! ), he obviously knows now if he is on FAB and reads the forum! Lol!!!!  | |||
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"Yes he know we are on here! It's kinda pre planned but he doesn't know I'm gonna be dressed all naughty xxx such a hot thought oh he knows trust me or is hoping for it have fun
Bet be does as well
Well! Thinking about it (which is a rare event for me! ), he obviously knows now if he is on FAB and reads the forum! Lol!!!! "He just messaged saying hot forum post!  | |||
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"Yes he know we are on here! It's kinda pre planned but he doesn't know I'm gonna be dressed all naughty xxx such a hot thought oh he knows trust me or is hoping for it have fun
Bet be does as well
Well! Thinking about it (which is a rare event for me! ), he obviously knows now if he is on FAB and reads the forum! Lol!!!! "Told you that thinking is a rare event for me! I just realised you already realised what I just said above! Make sense? No? Oh I am going back to bed! Anyone coming? ? | |||
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"Yes he know we are on here! It's kinda pre planned but he doesn't know I'm gonna be dressed all naughty xxx such a hot thought oh he knows trust me or is hoping for it have fun
Bet be does as well
Well! Thinking about it (which is a rare event for me! ), he obviously knows now if he is on FAB and reads the forum! Lol!!!!
He just messaged saying hot forum post! "You see??? Now he KNOWS you are going to be wearing that giant gnome outfit! | |||
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"Yes he know we are on here! It's kinda pre planned but he doesn't know I'm gonna be dressed all naughty xxx such a hot thought oh he knows trust me or is hoping for it have fun
Bet be does as well
Well! Thinking about it (which is a rare event for me! ), he obviously knows now if he is on FAB and reads the forum! Lol!!!!
He just messaged saying hot forum post!
You see??? Now he KNOWS you are going to be wearing that giant gnome outfit! "With the re-enforced gusset!!! | |||
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"amazing how people try to ruin a thread instead of going with the flow !!.. I cant wait to see how this pans out" Ye couldn't of put it better tbh | |||
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 How did I ruin the thread????? I was teasing and taking the piss out of myself! ! I genuinely am excited for you! AND very jealous! !!  | |||
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" How did I ruin the thread????? I was teasing and taking the piss out of myself! ! I genuinely am excited for you! AND very jealous! !! "He wasn t talking about you! Someone else at the start putting a dampener on it xxx | |||
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" How did I ruin the thread????? I was teasing and taking the piss out of myself! ! I genuinely am excited for you! AND very jealous! !!
He wasn t talking about you! Someone else at the start putting a dampener on it xxx"Ohhhhhh. ..... you mean the 'feeding the children' issue? Well I am sure he has fed his kids (if he has any!) But now it's time to feed you!!!! | |||
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"These are the threads I love! We need an update following the big event!!! Lol!!!!!
I'll defo give you an update! "Looking forward to the update....just wish I knew how to service a boiler | |||
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" How did I ruin the thread????? I was teasing and taking the piss out of myself! ! I genuinely am excited for you! AND very jealous! !!
He wasn t talking about you! Someone else at the start putting a dampener on it xxx
Ohhhhhh. ..... you mean the 'feeding the children' issue? Well I am sure he has fed his kids (if he has any!) But now it's time to feed you!!!! "Ye spot on | |||
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"Short skirt or see thru leggings lol as a gas fitter this is one of the top fantasys! Trying to convince a sexy red head on hear to let me come fix her tap x"LOL! !!! I have heard it called some names before but really????? | |||
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"Short skirt or see thru leggings lol as a gas fitter this is one of the top fantasys! Trying to convince a sexy red head on hear to let me come fix her tap x"It's not a dripping tap is it? Boom! | |||
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"Short skirt or see thru leggings lol as a gas fitter this is one of the top fantasys! Trying to convince a sexy red head on hear to let me come fix her tap x
It's not a dripping tap is it? Boom! "Oh it is slightly but also in need of a good nut grabber x | |||
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"Lmao you've been watching confessions of a plumber havnt ya ;-p! One of the only things I like about my job sooooo many innuendoes, faivorte to ask customers is 'do you know how to do the cock' see how red some of them go x"And when they say sweetly 'Oh no..... PLEASE show me!!!...... | |||
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"Short skirt or see thru leggings lol as a gas fitter this is one of the top fantasys! Trying to convince a sexy red head on hear to let me come fix her tap x
It's not a dripping tap is it? Boom!
Oh it is slightly but also in need of a good nut grabber x" I know just the woman!!!! | |||
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I can only do the tap if you put a little skirt on or cheap leggings lol x | |||
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"Hahaha never had that yet just embarrassed/confused faces, I just back track and say stop cock some people call it a stop valve but the proper name is a stop cock lol x"Can't think why they would stop the cock! Silly idea if you ask me! | |||
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"Lol don't I'll be getting messages off that bloke again if he thinks I'm a nut grabber !
I can only do the tap if you put a little skirt on or cheap leggings lol x"Cheap??? Who are you calling cheap?  | |||
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"Lol don't I'll be getting messages off that bloke again if he thinks I'm a nut grabber !
I can only do the tap if you put a little skirt on or cheap leggings lol x
Cheap??? Who are you calling cheap? "Lol if I'm fixing the boiler and the valve dosnt stop the water, haha they have to be cheap leggings so I can see thru them for a good perv x | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X" How do you know he wants paid in kind. If anyone tried to pay me in kind for my services they'd be told to fuck off and get the money out | |||
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"I'm a gas engineer and to be fair I've had a few offers of payment in kind, some I've taken up but quite a few I've declined xx" Iv never had anyone directly offer  , loads of hints though lol | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X" I would stil have to be running a bath with a jug and the sink tap if it wasn't for my fab plumber...I still owe him as it goes lol | |||
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"Lol I missed a lot there! Think I might go for stockings an suspenders under my dressing gown x" I think you should surprise him and not say on here as he is obviously reading EVERY LINE NOW!!!! Go for the gnome outfit! Works for me! I have sex once a year so it definitely turns the guys on! | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X How do you know he wants paid in kind. If anyone tried to pay me in kind for my services they'd be told to fuck off and get the money out " I wouldn't quite use the same words but I agree with you; what's wrong with you paying for the boiler service and also having sex? Sounds like prostertution to me. Pay the guy for his work and stop being so right! | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X How do you know he wants paid in kind. If anyone tried to pay me in kind for my services they'd be told to fuck off and get the money out I wouldn't quite use the same words but I agree with you; what's wrong with you paying for the boiler service and also having sex? Sounds like prostertution to me. Pay the guy for his work and stop being so right!" Um....Oh come on!!! A bit strong isnt it??? I think the guy is VERY happy with their fun arrangement? If he wasn't happy she would know by now!!!!!! Bit harsh calling it prostitution!!!! They are all acting out a mutual consenting sexy fantasy! Good luck to them!!! | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X How do you know he wants paid in kind. If anyone tried to pay me in kind for my services they'd be told to fuck off and get the money out " Not need to worry yourself! Noone has offered! | |||
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"To late I know and the gnome outfit wouldn't put me off with this lady ??" You strike me as a man with good taste! | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X How do you know he wants paid in kind. If anyone tried to pay me in kind for my services they'd be told to fuck off and get the money out I wouldn't quite use the same words but I agree with you; what's wrong with you paying for the boiler service and also having sex? Sounds like prostertution to me. Pay the guy for his work and stop being so right! Um....Oh come on!!! A bit strong isnt it??? I think the guy is VERY happy with their fun arrangement? If he wasn't happy she would know by now!!!!!! Bit harsh calling it prostitution!!!! They are all acting out a mutual consenting sexy fantasy! Good luck to them!!! "Fair point, maybe my choice of words was a little strong; so if it's all just fantasy, she won't mine if he just pretends to service her boiler then? | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X How do you know he wants paid in kind. If anyone tried to pay me in kind for my services they'd be told to fuck off and get the money out Not need to worry yourself! Noone has offered! "Some sad individuals out there I see!! | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X How do you know he wants paid in kind. If anyone tried to pay me in kind for my services they'd be told to fuck off and get the money out Not need to worry yourself! Noone has offered! "I'm not worried, just putting my tuppence worth in as that's what the forums are for. I also think it's verging on prostitution | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X How do you know he wants paid in kind. If anyone tried to pay me in kind for my services they'd be told to fuck off and get the money out Not need to worry yourself! Noone has offered!
I'm not worried, just putting my tuppence worth in as that's what the forums are for.
I also think it's verging on prostitution "And I think you are verging on the edge! I can't see many others on here suddenly calling her a prostitute! Have a word with yourself and take some fresh air before you implode with sexual frustration! | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X How do you know he wants paid in kind. If anyone tried to pay me in kind for my services they'd be told to fuck off and get the money out I wouldn't quite use the same words but I agree with you; what's wrong with you paying for the boiler service and also having sex? Sounds like prostertution to me. Pay the guy for his work and stop being so right! Um....Oh come on!!! A bit strong isnt it??? I think the guy is VERY happy with their fun arrangement? If he wasn't happy she would know by now!!!!!! Bit harsh calling it prostitution!!!! They are all acting out a mutual consenting sexy fantasy! Good luck to them!!!
Fair point, maybe my choice of words was a little strong; so if it's all just fantasy, she won't mine if he just pretends to service her boiler then? "Quite frankly if he builds her a new house complete with its own stairway to the moon...who cares??? They are all having fun! | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X How do you know he wants paid in kind. If anyone tried to pay me in kind for my services they'd be told to fuck off and get the money out I wouldn't quite use the same words but I agree with you; what's wrong with you paying for the boiler service and also having sex? Sounds like prostertution to me. Pay the guy for his work and stop being so right! Um....Oh come on!!! A bit strong isnt it??? I think the guy is VERY happy with their fun arrangement? If he wasn't happy she would know by now!!!!!! Bit harsh calling it prostitution!!!! They are all acting out a mutual consenting sexy fantasy! Good luck to them!!! "Just sounds like Friends With Benefits. A fuck buddy who just happens to know how to service the boiler, while he's there  | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X How do you know he wants paid in kind. If anyone tried to pay me in kind for my services they'd be told to fuck off and get the money out Not need to worry yourself! Noone has offered!
I'm not worried, just putting my tuppence worth in as that's what the forums are for.
I also think it's verging on prostitution "it's 2 adults playing out a fantasy should of read the whole thread | |||
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"I'm not sexually frustrated either. Mrs A makes sure of that " Well ask her to sort you out asap! You are on the danger list! | |||
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"amazing how people try to ruin a thread instead of going with the flow !!.." It's a sport for some sad people | |||
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose " I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X | |||
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose " Yes you filthy kerb crawling prostitute!
Just realised that is probably caused your tap to start dripping again!!! Anyone know a good plumber??? | |||
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"I wonder if I call out The Pink Ladies plumbers I might be able to come to a similar arangement? "I wouldn't risk it!! They might yank your nuts too tight! | |||
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"I'm not sexually frustrated either. Mrs A makes sure of that Well ask her to sort you out asap! You are on the danger list! " | |||
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"I wonder if I call out The Pink Ladies plumbers I might be able to come to a similar arangement?
I wouldn't risk it!! They might yank your nuts too tight! "Well usually when my nuts tighten all mannerof wonderfulness follows. | |||
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"I wonder if I call out The Pink Ladies plumbers I might be able to come to a similar arangement?
I wouldn't risk it!! They might yank your nuts too tight!
Well usually when my nuts tighten all mannerof wonderfulness follows."So you get a dripping tap too!!! | |||
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X "Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x | |||
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x"I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x | |||
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x"Oh I am sure I could find a job for you! | |||
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x
Oh I am sure I could find a job for you! "Hahaha oh eye what's that then  ?
I'm still holding out to do the tap for sexy red head lol x | |||
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x
Oh I am sure I could find a job for you!
Hahaha oh eye what's that then ?
I'm still holding out to do the tap for sexy red head lol x"Well flippin eck! I am not competing with a ginger! Lol! | |||
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x
Oh I am sure I could find a job for you!
Hahaha oh eye what's that then ?
I'm still holding out to do the tap for sexy red head lol x
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x
Oh I am sure I could find a job for you!
Hahaha oh eye what's that then ?
I'm still holding out to do the tap for sexy red head lol x
Well flippin eck! I am not competing with a ginger! Lol!
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x
Oh I am sure I could find a job for you!
Hahaha oh eye what's that then ?
I'm still holding out to do the tap for sexy red head lol x
Well flippin eck! I am not competing with a ginger! Lol!
P.S. Sure she is a lovely lady! Lol x
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x
Oh I am sure I could find a job for you!
Hahaha oh eye what's that then ?
I'm still holding out to do the tap for sexy red head lol x
Well flippin eck! I am not competing with a ginger! Lol!
P.S. Sure she is a lovely lady! Lol x
Haha I thought you were a ginger x
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x
Oh I am sure I could find a job for you!
Hahaha oh eye what's that then ?
I'm still holding out to do the tap for sexy red head lol x
Well flippin eck! I am not competing with a ginger! Lol!"Oh there'd be no competitiveness on my part, I'm a great believer in sharing is caring Plus I can always get hubby to fix my wonky tap  x | |||
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I have done the same kind of thing, but paid for the job done. The sexual services were a mutual pleasure between us both. | |||
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x
Oh I am sure I could find a job for you!
Hahaha oh eye what's that then ?
I'm still holding out to do the tap for sexy red head lol x
Well flippin eck! I am not competing with a ginger! Lol!
P.S. Sure she is a lovely lady! Lol x
Haha I thought you were a ginger x
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x
Oh I am sure I could find a job for you!
Hahaha oh eye what's that then ?
I'm still holding out to do the tap for sexy red head lol x
Well flippin eck! I am not competing with a ginger! Lol!
Oh there'd be no competitiveness on my part, I'm a great believer in sharing is caring
Plus I can always get hubby to fix my wonky tap x"Haha see all this prostitution talks loosing me work hear x | |||
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"A shock when you pay him in kind? As good as I'm sure the payment will be, that should be his tip, not the job payment, especially if he is unaware that he is making the journey, completing the job and leaving without money. It's changing the terms of a verbal contract and in effect, he's paying you for sexual services to the same monetary value as the professional work he has just done and his price probably includes VAT.
I have done the same kind of thing, but paid for the job done. The sexual services were a mutual pleasure between us both. "Ffs!!! Read the whole thread man! It's a friggin fantasy they are all playing out for real!!!!! He knows all about it! He is on this thread ffs! What are you on about verbal contracts for??? I'll give you some verbal in a minute!! Lol!!! | |||
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x
Oh I am sure I could find a job for you!
Hahaha oh eye what's that then ?
I'm still holding out to do the tap for sexy red head lol x
Well flippin eck! I am not competing with a ginger! Lol!
P.S. Sure she is a lovely lady! Lol x
Haha I thought you were a ginger x
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Your nipples look like the red head type but I'm not hairist haha x"Well that's a new one!!!! My nipples make me a red head??????? | |||
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x
Oh I am sure I could find a job for you!
Hahaha oh eye what's that then ?
I'm still holding out to do the tap for sexy red head lol x
Well flippin eck! I am not competing with a ginger! Lol!
P.S. Sure she is a lovely lady! Lol x
Haha I thought you were a ginger x
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Your nipples look like the red head type but I'm not hairist haha x
Well that's a new one!!!! My nipples make me a red head??????? "Haha I just thought your nipples were redheadish, cute nipples either way like X | |||
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x
Oh I am sure I could find a job for you!
Hahaha oh eye what's that then ?
I'm still holding out to do the tap for sexy red head lol x
Well flippin eck! I am not competing with a ginger! Lol!
P.S. Sure she is a lovely lady! Lol x
Haha I thought you were a ginger x
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(I am a blonde!)
Your nipples look like the red head type but I'm not hairist haha x
Well that's a new one!!!! My nipples make me a red head???????
Haha I just thought your nipples were redheadish, cute nipples either way like X "Redheadish nipples! I must add that to my profile! | |||
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"Yes he know we are on here! It's kinda pre planned but he doesn't know I'm gonna be dressed all naughty xxx such a hot thought " Bet it want happen | |||
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"Ye defo friends with benefits! Some jealous guys I suppose I service friends boilers for free having the sexy benefits is just a bonus and fantasy/role play everybody wins X
Exactly! Myself an the boiler guy had an agreement! It's a hot fantasy x
I agree lol I'm a gas fitter though so byest x
Oh I am sure I could find a job for you!
Hahaha oh eye what's that then ?
I'm still holding out to do the tap for sexy red head lol x
Well flippin eck! I am not competing with a ginger! Lol!
P.S. Sure she is a lovely lady! Lol x
Haha I thought you were a ginger x
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(I am a blonde!)
Your nipples look like the red head type but I'm not hairist haha x
Well that's a new one!!!! My nipples make me a red head???????
Haha I just thought your nipples were redheadish, cute nipples either way like X
Redheadish nipples! I must add that to my profile! "Just put bifolicle ;-p X | |||
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"A shock when you pay him in kind? As good as I'm sure the payment will be, that should be his tip, not the job payment, especially if he is unaware that he is making the journey, completing the job and leaving without money. It's changing the terms of a verbal contract and in effect, he's paying you for sexual services to the same monetary value as the professional work he has just done and his price probably includes VAT.
I have done the same kind of thing, but paid for the job done. The sexual services were a mutual pleasure between us both.
Ffs!!! Read the whole thread man! It's a friggin fantasy they are all playing out for real!!!!! He knows all about it! He is on this thread ffs! What are you on about verbal contracts for??? I'll give you some verbal in a minute!! Lol!!!"Sorry, I wasn't sure if it was a fantasy or not, reading the whole thread before I replied, hence the tongue in cheek reply. I did put a grinning smiley in, but this is one of those instances where words can be read differently to the way in which written. No offence intended, please accept my apologies. xx | |||
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"If a man takes me for dinner and fixes my broken pc and I decide to fuck his brains out later .....am I a prostitute??? I mean.. it's an exchange of sorts right??? Just thought I would check the rules!!!!
P.S. For those who left their sense of humour at last year's xmas party, I am being sarcastic!!! "Wow there are some serious haters on this site ain't there, apparently now you can't carry out your fantasies and a swinging sex site any more with out the tax man agreeing! Do us a favour an jog on guys! | |||
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"If a man takes me for dinner and fixes my broken pc and I decide to fuck his brains out later .....am I a prostitute??? I mean.. it's an exchange of sorts right??? Just thought I would check the rules!!!!
P.S. For those who left their sense of humour at last year's xmas party, I am being sarcastic!!!
Wow there are some serious haters on this site ain't there, apparently now you can't carry out your fantasies and a swinging sex site any more with out the tax man agreeing!
Do us a favour an jog on guys! "LOL! !!! Yep! The tax man will want a cut too! Will he accept a BJ in lieu????? | |||
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"I wonder if I call out The Pink Ladies plumbers I might be able to come to a similar arangement?
I wouldn't risk it!! They might yank your nuts too tight!
Well usually when my nuts tighten all mannerof wonderfulness follows.
So you get a dripping tap too!!! "My faucet is in excellent order madam. | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X" ..... sounds like its your flue that will be getting serviced not the boiler ! | |||
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"Sounds great. "Thanks guys Looking forward to it | |||
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"Sounds great.
Thanks guys
Looking forward to it "Is the next job the pile of ironing with a butler in the buff..... | |||
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"Sounds great.
Thanks guys
Looking forward to it
Is the next job the pile of ironing with a butler in the buff....."Ha ha maybe | |||
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"Enjoy!" Pretty excited by it now! Thanks x | |||
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My dream fantasy yes I have gas safe | |||
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"So you know he's on fab he's seen the post and knows it's going to be a "hot service" going by ur pics stockings and suspenders,1/4 cup bra light summer dress short enough when u bend over he gets an eye full and light enough that ur nipples show trough the material Open the door and in his full view ask to see his gas safe card that u can't be letting any old stranger check out ur pipes Can't wait for the update be sure to include pics of the outfit and the lead up to him arriving
My dream fantasy yes I have gas safe "Ps bet he has a clean white tight t-shirt and snickers trousers on | |||
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"I'm very excited now as well can't believe u put me on a wanking ban I'm busting . but at least ull have nice big load??x " Bloody hell! Could you pop round mine after? I have a leaky pipe! | |||
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"Sorry to disappoint I wear helly Hansen trousers and it got the baggy pockets and everything lol .got my gas safety card ready lol." If you meet and have both hands full, with your tools for instance, you could ask her to fish it out of your trouser pocket when she asks to see it. | |||
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"How sad am I? My own sex life is purely around how excited I am getting about YOUR sex life!!!!! Lol!!!!! Something needs to change!!! Help!!!" Ha ha you make me laugh | |||
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"How sad am I? My own sex life is purely around how excited I am getting about YOUR sex life!!!!! Lol!!!!! Something needs to change!!! Help!!! Ha ha you make me laugh" Yep! That's me! The celebate fruitcake who feeds off others filth!!!! | |||
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"How sad am I? My own sex life is purely around how excited I am getting about YOUR sex life!!!!! Lol!!!!! Something needs to change!!! Help!!! Ha ha you make me laugh Yep! That's me! The celebate fruitcake who feeds off others filth!!!! "Actually....reading that back....I dont half sound attractive!! Lol | |||
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"Sorry to disappoint I wear helly Hansen trousers and it got the baggy pockets and everything lol .got my gas safety card ready lol. If you meet and have both hands full, with your tools for instance, you could ask her to fish it out of your trouser pocket when she asks to see it." Yes I will do that x | |||
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"There will be men on the lookout for a 'celebate fruitcake' bristling with excitement now." Yeah... I have had a few fruitcakes message me!!! Freaksville today!!! Nah. I am an old girl now lol.... I feel like the old Aunt watching the 'youngsters' playing!!! Lol | |||
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"How sad am I? My own sex life is purely around how excited I am getting about YOUR sex life!!!!! Lol!!!!! Something needs to change!!! Help!!!" Oh I wish I could help | |||
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"Im a registered gas safe engineer and this is my ultimate fantasy! Very lucky guy. Hope you have a great time!" Maybe next yr | |||
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"Im a registered gas safe engineer and this is my ultimate fantasy! Very lucky guy. Hope you have a great time! Maybe next yr "It would be worth the trip!maybe if you had any small jobs pop up | |||
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"Lets just hope he keeps hes mind on the job before taking care of op. "Think it be a case of I best return when hubby is here to service it properly | |||
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I'd say share it before hand but it will ruins the very pleasant surprise for him.
Wishing you all the very best of enjoyment tomorrow. | |||
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"We need an update ..." I get the feeling she may be occupied having the boiler serviced, (Insert sarcasm) We all know how prompt trades men can be when there is a job to be done | |||
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"We need an update ..." He's been and gone! Boiler was services well! Unfortunately it could only be a blow job in kind but boy did his cum taste nice I'll give a full update of details later x | |||
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"My new pic is my out fit I had on " Very sexy! Cant wait to hear details getting hard just thinking about it! Look forward to servicing it next year maybe? Haha | |||
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"My new pic is my out fit I had on " Amazing outfit you choose to wear, Did it stay in for long? P.s. You have a cracking arse | |||
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"My new pic is my out fit I had on Amazing outfit you choose to wear, Did it stay in for long? P.s. You have a cracking arse "Not to long but long enough to cum in my mouth Thanks xx | |||
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"My new pic is my out fit I had on Amazing outfit you choose to wear, Did it stay in for long? P.s. You have a cracking arse
Not to long but long enough to cum in my mouth
Thanks xx"Sweet devine u looked fineeee can't wait for the details did he do a let by test | |||
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"My new pic is my out fit I had on Amazing outfit you choose to wear, Did it stay in for long? P.s. You have a cracking arse
Not to long but long enough to cum in my mouth
Thanks xx"You've just made me rock hard Haha | |||
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"My new pic is my out fit I had on Amazing outfit you choose to wear, Did it stay in for long? P.s. You have a cracking arse
Not to long but long enough to cum in my mouth
Thanks xx
Sweet devine u looked fineeee can't wait for the details did he do a let by test "Yes he did all his tests!! In fairness he had a lovely cock X | |||
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"I need to get a job that's actually useful "Ha ha me too! | |||
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"My new pic is my out fit I had on Amazing outfit you choose to wear, Did it stay in for long? P.s. You have a cracking arse
Not to long but long enough to cum in my mouth
Thanks xx
Sweet devine u looked fineeee can't wait for the details did he do a let by test
Yes he did all his tests!! In fairness he had a lovely cock X "Did he stop for a tea break? | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X" Sounds like a low budget porn film, lucky engineer I say | |||
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"We are having our boiler services this Friday by a gas safe engineer of fab! He's gonna have the shock of his life when I pay him in kind! X Sounds like a low budget porn film, lucky engineer I say "It was Amazing mind x | |||
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"Been reading this! Very hot!!! Any gas engineers want to service our boiler and then the Mrs? x" I’m on my way!
P.S……….I’m not a gas engineer but every answer to every question in the world is in YouTube right? | |||
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"Been reading this! Very hot!!! Any gas engineers want to service our boiler and then the Mrs? x I’m on my way!
P.S……….I’m not a gas engineer but every answer to every question in the world is in YouTube right? "
I’ll be looking out for the “Cheshire house destroyed in gas explosion” headline in the local press | |||
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"Been reading this! Very hot!!! Any gas engineers want to service our boiler and then the Mrs? x I’m on my way!
P.S……….I’m not a gas engineer but every answer to every question in the world is in YouTube right?
I’ll be looking out for the “Cheshire house destroyed in gas explosion” headline in the local press "He probably never turned up | |||
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"Been reading this! Very hot!!! Any gas engineers want to service our boiler and then the Mrs? x I’m on my way!
P.S……….I’m not a gas engineer but every answer to every question in the world is in YouTube right?
I’ll be looking out for the “Cheshire house destroyed in gas explosion” headline in the local press
He probably never turned up "Those who know me, know if I say I’ll be there, I will be there | |||
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Although my wife fucked the gas engineer our landlord sent round to do the gas inspection. | |||
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