FabSwingers.com forum: What you used as dildo

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the weirdest/strangest thing you used as a sex toy? For us it's either champagne bottles or the knob blyth bit on corner of bed frame

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

My hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a website i was voted male cam of the day, mmm there was a cucumber yogurt and a tarpaulin ,but my fans loved it

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By *oupleascotsCouple
over a year ago

perth

Boring, but just a carrot.

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By *oupleascotsCouple
over a year ago

perth

"Boring, but just a carrot."

Ate it afterwards...

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

An ex used to drink a lot of lucozade and used upside down lucozade bottle on me (the 500ml before you ask!!) it's an interesting shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TiVo remote x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You naughty lady's lol . I have used a maglite on a woman once.

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By *olly RogererMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Use the sky remote on my ex, aswell as hair brush and cucumber obviously.

But the wierdest thing and it was extremely kinky was a hard boiled egg

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By *oupleascotsCouple
over a year ago

perth

"You naughty lady's lol . I have used a maglite on a woman once. "

Aa, c or D cell?

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By *oupleascotsCouple
over a year ago

perth

Oh, Ice pole, the cold is interesting.

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By *ingerjo_leeCouple
over a year ago

swinton

My guy makes a great ice dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can mold chocolate to match any cock shape,xx

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Frozen sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found a really nicely shaped ear of corn once. She enjoyed that quite a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me flask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pepsi bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some kinky buggers on here

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By *an SmithMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Boring, but just a carrot.

Ate it afterwards..."

I love carrot! Suddenly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lightsaber. Genuine FX master replicas proper collectors one.

Mmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used my mobile phone onetime on vibration on a girlfriend she even stole it old Samsung slide phones 10 year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lightsaber. Genuine FX master replicas proper collectors one.

Mmmm."

Wow kinky in a galactic way...was the force with you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lightsaber. Genuine FX master replicas proper collectors one.

Mmmm.

Wow kinky in a galactic way...was the force with you??"

The dark side was there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke.... this is my vibrator....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of Stella, and he drank from it while it was inside me...... quickly, before it lost its chill haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You naughty lady's lol . I have used a maglite on a woman once.

Aa, c or D cell?"
3 cell .

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By *UN TIME COUPLECouple
over a year ago

redditch

Shampoo bottle tv remote bottles cucumber wii baseball bat accessorie fist etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of Stella, and he drank from it while it was inside me...... quickly, before it lost its chill haha"

He should've turned it round and then drank from you

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You naughty lady's lol . I have used a maglite on a woman once. "

Were you trying to find your keys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Budweiser bottle in my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my fist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have used a WKD Blue bottle, shampoo bottle, hairbrush handle, cucumbers and carrots on ladies. I love a girl who likes to put objects inside her pussy.

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By *ombull15Man
over a year ago

essex

During a full on sub meet I used bottem of wine bottle on the sub after I had been fisting her great view being clear ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have used a bowling pin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have used a bowling pin

..you have any spares?

(Sorry, bad joke but couldn't help it lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No spare just a strike

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

If you unscrew the top of the fire extinguisher,inside their is a long plastic thing that sets it off when you have a fire,

It's perfect to put on the floor then stick it up your arse and ride it I've had an orgasm with out touching dick it was so good,I did it meny times when on my own at work and I am straight?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"obsession night" bottle, bananas, carrot, cucumbers, drinks bottle, brush handle, can of polish...although my favourite was ice pops in both holes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've inserted a lollipop dummy inside a pussy then used it to fuck her with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doea anybody have pictures of these unusual toys being used

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By *ightboy69Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Cucumbers in both her holes

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By *exySocksAndCoCouple
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

Twister ice lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You naughty lady's lol . I have used a maglite on a woman once.

Were you trying to find your keys?"

No , I had the keys . It was my car I was looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 D cell maglite I was fully dressed up and home alone just right for squatting on.

I've also a black huge dildo I'm working on think it's called Rambone????

Roxy

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By *hesgotagreatassCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

I sat on the gear stick of my new car when christening it once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used a few things on ex's and myself as I love anal play...

The fat end of a baseball bat, the handle of a tennis racket, fruit/veg, shampoo bottles, deodorant cans, alcohol bottles and ice dildo's...

I'd love something new to try

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I've also done the gear lever up my bum down a country lane at the back of Manchester airport at night it was a very nice cum,I really enjoyed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sat on the gear stick of my new car when christening it once

Mmm id like to see a woman do that . Horny as f==k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doea anybody have pictures of these unusual toys being used "

Male or female?

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

Not a sex toy as such but I use to love a guy putting ice cubes inside me, the heat from inside me melted them & the feeling was awesome.

I also playfully allowed a guy to put a Cadbury Creme Egg inside me & waited til it melted & then the lovely googey centre was released, only thing was melted chocolate was abit gross cleaning up lol

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"My hand

Both her hands!!!

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"6 D cell maglite I was fully dressed up and home alone just right for squatting on.

I've also a black huge dildo I'm working on think it's called Rambone????

Roxy"

Have the same in white! It's a handful!

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By *oupleascotsCouple
over a year ago

perth

"You naughty lady's lol . I have used a maglite on a woman once.

Aa, c or D cell? 3 cell . "

That's illuminating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an ex who likes to use a old style truncheon like the bobbies use to have before the sprung loaded one

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By *54321Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Banana!

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Wine bottle, fat end , oh and a huge marrow lol

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I remember in Magaluf once I bought some shots which came in an over sized test tube which i proceeded to place on my finger and fuck a girl with at the bar

Happy Times

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By *emel9Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

My ex once rode the gear lever in my car...that was hot.

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

So far rolling pin, lemon reamer, cucumber and banana - but we are getting some interesting new ideas...

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By *eanieMan
over a year ago

Worcester

So far banana, carrot and cucumber. I once went to Newport Chams and they were using full champagne bottle and fizzing them up. That was hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A had a good looking woman take a shine to my Armani code bottle

Cant help smile every time the advert comes on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber, carrot, condom full of golf balls, cadburys cream eggs!

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

The towbar of the car.. Covered in three condoms obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The towbar of the car.. Covered in three condoms obviously! "

Love this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why 3 condom????

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Can't be too careful! Lol

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Great ideas here....tried a large red chilli pepper with a condom on...that was fun with miss p x

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

That would very possibly have been quite a lot more exciting without a condom!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

the usual cucumber, aubergine, banana, and a squirty cream cannister with the cream too just for good measure.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"An ex used to drink a lot of lucozade and used upside down lucozade bottle on me (the 500ml before you ask!!) it's an interesting shape

And now I just love my new glass dildos - may stick with those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love using a fruit pastels ice lolly on a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ax ex girlfriend used a cadburys creme egg straight from the fridge and got me to eat all the yolk out whilst it was still cold. Tongue ache! Finally got to the chocolate as it was melting but she wanted me to slip in whilst it's was melting. She then licked the chocolate off me

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By *ohncukMan
over a year ago

london

Golf balls wrapped in tape in a line !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Golf balls wrapped in tape in a line !!"

Now that's different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70+ pencils just love being stretched

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By *oyeurmaxMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

seeing ladies use car gear knobs always gets me going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just cooled off, with a couple of ice cubes inside of me

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By *rijj73Man
over a year ago

croydon

Full bottle of champagne, fizz and bubbles everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butternut squash becks bottle can an even had a cars towball in my ass

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I love using a fruit pastels ice lolly on a woman "

Fair enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairbrush handles, banana, lemon reamer, kitchen roll pole, window catch, bedknobs, yes, broomstick too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual it seems...cucumbers, bottles etc, and the truncheon of a rather hot policeman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a dildo on me cordless drill and suprised me then girl friend.. Am sure thats why she ran away with the big black dildo i gave her..

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I have fucked a woman with a axe before (handle end) and another with a phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have fucked a woman with a axe before (handle end) and another with a phone "

Glad you confirmed it was the handle end

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Was it trunk call and did you reverse the charges lol.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Had two pints of milk inserted minus the bottles, by some kind kinky gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"70+ pencils just love being stretched "

Wonder if Guinness would recognise that as a world record!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this thread a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reads like a teenagers guide to fantasy bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaleidoscope, couldn't see anything but you could still twist the end lol

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By *obluvs2playMan
over a year ago

redcar

"Lightsaber. Genuine FX master replicas proper collectors one.

Mmmm."

Could you feel the force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez I must be boring I just use a glass dildo

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By *on4aliCouple
over a year ago

milton keynes

Banana ?? peeled and unpeeled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A yellow banana? Lol

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By *UN TIME COUPLECouple
over a year ago

redditch

I've used wii baseball bat accessories shampoo bottles malibu bottle all sorts on the wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone tried a traffic cone...?

And on which road...?

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Stiletto heel insertion and stockings rolled up and then slowly pulled out ...... Seamed of course!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot noodle was pretty weird! Umbrella, curtain pole, rolling pin, trowel handle...all in my pics

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By *ohn8210tCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

Wine bottle.(Just the neck)!!!

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By *eedsbig9inMan
over a year ago

leeds

Coke bottle big end and my fist

Only when very horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a dildo, but minx accidentally once had an enjoyable experience with a dyson...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear - i used a penis once maybe more than

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By *hoenixandflamesCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Snow and squeezed to make interesting shapes...

Both "naked", but then also then covered it with a condom to not cause frost bite (again).

lol

Flames

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By *has2016Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Shell from a tank accompanied with primula

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By *oughnut and radoxWoman
over a year ago

Ashingdon

Impulse body spray tin, often used it at work if they need arised but didn't matter if someone went into my bed to look for something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snow and squeezed to make interesting shapes...

Both "naked", but then also then covered it with a condom to not cause frost bite (again).

lol

Flames

Ooo I love this idea!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is such a horny an interesting thread. I used a screw driver on a very horny lady once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a plastic pirate gun once on a female after a fancy dress party. Also a speaker pole from my PA system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banana ?? peeled and unpeeled "

unpeeled then you can eat it out after

from experience it can be quite hard getting that last bit you may need a spoon

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By *hawslut_redemptionCouple
over a year ago

Minehead

Nothing much to add....carrot cucumber..hairbrush..banana etc the most advanced would be car gear stick and hand brake in both holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrrrr look at my profile pic lol

Also i have a public pic of a phone in my pussy lol

Recently i fucked myself with my sunglasses and another day a sun lotion bottle... whilst on holiday

Other items used such as hair brush, torch, handle of back scratcher, both legs of a barbie doll, courgette...

Am.thinking of trying a big office stapler, rolling pin and corn on cob

But i like the feeling of Russian dolls up there.... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrrrrr look at my profile pic lol

Also i have a public pic of a phone in my pussy lol

Recently i fucked myself with my sunglasses and another day a sun lotion bottle... whilst on holiday

Other items used such as hair brush, torch, handle of back scratcher, both legs of a barbie doll, courgette...

Am.thinking of trying a big office stapler, rolling pin and corn on cob

But i like the feeling of Russian dolls up there.... lol"

I like the Russian doll idea - I work with a very sexy one - but it would be me up her

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By *eedsbig9inMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Errrrrrr look at my profile pic lol

Also i have a public pic of a phone in my pussy lol

Recently i fucked myself with my sunglasses and another day a sun lotion bottle... whilst on holiday

Other items used such as hair brush, torch, handle of back scratcher, both legs of a barbie doll, courgette...

Am.thinking of trying a big office stapler, rolling pin and corn on cob

But i like the feeling of Russian dolls up there.... lol"

You have the best ass on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leedsbig9in

Why thank u

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By *eedsbig9inMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Leedsbig9in

Why thank u

I am serious too

I can't stop lookin ha sorry to perv xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeled banana, neck of wine bottle, cream eggs, home grown marrow, ice cubes.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

My lover's fist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corn on the cob on a lady friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's really nothing else available then I use my penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have used a bowling pin

..you have any spares?

(Sorry, bad joke but couldn't help it lol)"

i got a job at a bowling alley

tempin?

no full time

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By *xotic indianCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Cucumber aubergine peel

Banana hubby would eat it out of my pussy Ice pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is some good ideas on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PR24

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