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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as the similar thread, you are in love with is you. Profile is worse than the manual for a washing machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why oh why do man do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refer you to my previous comment on the other thread....

"Why why why do people do this??

I have to seriously bite my tongue sometimes on here "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same as the similar thread, you are in love with is you. Profile is worse than the manual for a washing machine."

Though just like a washing machine, it's best people read my manual before giving me a spin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why oh why oh why do man do this "

It's called chest beating or crowing, not a practice for all guys, and I do it in a somewhat tongue in cheek fashion...

...but not when it comes to my cock though, it really is a fabulous cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock isn't lovely, in fact; it's a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My God, your a tripod!"

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By *elle2016Woman
over a year ago

...


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock..."

I've NEVER seen one as LOVELY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why oh why oh why do man do this

It's called chest beating or crowing, not a practice for all guys, and I do it in a somewhat tongue in cheek fashion...

...but not when it comes to my cock though, it really is a fabulous cock!"

It's a cock!!! Jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock isn't lovely, in fact; it's a dick."

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock..."

As they go L its a good one x

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

As long as you think it's lovely and the people you meet enjoy it, that's all that matters. As to my impression of its loveliness I find it hard to disassociate cock from cock holder, but my gut reaction is that asking for validation of its loveliness renders both less so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest I prefer my cock, We all know you have to have more then just a decent cock to attract someone but it does help in most cases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's amazing. Huge. Eyewateringly stunning. Almost turned me gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why oh why oh why do man do this

It's called chest beating or crowing, not a practice for all guys, and I do it in a somewhat tongue in cheek fashion...

...but not when it comes to my cock though, it really is a fabulous cock!

It's a cock!!! Jeez "

As long as it works who care what it looks like... Apart from you OP

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"As long as you think it's lovely and the people you meet enjoy it, that's all that matters. As to my impression of its loveliness I find it hard to disassociate cock from cock holder, but my gut reaction is that asking for validation of its loveliness renders both less so."

Exactly so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's amazing. Huge. Eyewateringly stunning. Almost turned me gay. "

Had the same effect on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's amazing. Huge. Eyewateringly stunning. Almost turned me gay.

Had the same effect on me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's amazing. Huge. Eyewateringly stunning. Almost turned me gay. "

Only almost? I'm gonna have to raise my game!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Sorry Brian, I prefer Paul's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's amazing. Huge. Eyewateringly stunning. Almost turned me gay.

Only almost? I'm gonna have to raise my game!"

Fruit and cream would have pushed me over the edge I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear!

Your cock looks quite big, bigger than mine but I wonder who'll be putting it to use later.

Oh! Did I say I've been busy this morning and last night too?

Good luck Mr Cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's amazing. Huge. Eyewateringly stunning. Almost turned me gay.

Only almost? I'm gonna have to raise my game!

Fruit and cream would have pushed me over the edge I think"

Maybe it's time for my classic banana peel shot to make a return!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's amazing. Huge. Eyewateringly stunning. Almost turned me gay.

Only almost? I'm gonna have to raise my game!

Fruit and cream would have pushed me over the edge I think

Maybe it's time for my classic banana peel shot to make a return!"

You dirty mouthed bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can appreciate beauty in many forms. It's a nice cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all like to be appreciated, Be it our personality face/bodies/tits arse or cock,

I/we wouldn't be on here otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all like to be appreciated, Be it our personality face/bodies/tits arse or cock,

I/we wouldn't be on here otherwise"

Peacocks and plumes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather my partner's. Arrogance doesn't appeal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really like cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id much prefer how i am then being a big cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some fucker has graffitied it! You have a cock, well done

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Narcissus complex it would seem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ormalguy71Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Makes up for the lack of brain cells I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Narcissus complex it would seem."

Isn't that a flower?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Narcissus complex it would seem.

Isn't that a flower?!"

Edible too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Makes up for the lack of brain cells I guess "

Now there's a witty put down if I ever read one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes up for the lack of brain cells I guess "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously this is a thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u run out of paper????

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Narcissus complex it would seem.

Isn't that a flower?!"

In Greek mythology Narcissus was a young man who fell in love with his own reflection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Narcissus complex it would seem.

Isn't that a flower?!

In Greek mythology Narcissus was a young man who fell in love with his own reflection."

Oops. He died as a result. Not sure how I deleted that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Narcissus complex it would seem.

Isn't that a flower?!

In Greek mythology Narcissus was a young man who fell in love with his own reflection."

Its also a white flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who has seen the op's threads knows he likes his cock, But also knows he contributes to the forums a little more,

Lighten up people it's just a little bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone who has seen the op's threads knows he likes his cock, But also knows he contributes to the forums a little more,

Lighten up people it's just a little bit of fun "

Thanks Scrum, but you don't have to defend me, lots of people don't understand my streamlining process...

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a fan of cock pics but my God, there are some impressive ones in top fabbed pics at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its lovely mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I want to know is if people are still calling you "Sexy Brian"? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not a fan of cock pics but my God, there are some impressive ones in top fabbed pics at the moment!"

Yet I'm not among them - naturally, this saddens me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a fan of cock pics but my God, there are some impressive ones in top fabbed pics at the moment!

Yet I'm not among them - naturally, this saddens me "

I know your pain there. But my photoshop subscription has expired. I've got no chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So..... How do you see the thread so far?

Is it proving these threads CAN succeed or is it another flop? Pun intended

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"All I want to know is if people are still calling you "Sexy Brian"? Lol"

Most call him Barney Six now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So..... How do you see the thread so far?

Is it proving these threads CAN succeed or is it another flop? Pun intended "

Well this thread does have some stiff competition

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So..... How do you see the thread so far?

Is it proving these threads CAN succeed or is it another flop? Pun intended "

Well I've had a handful of compliments, by single male cock specific hyping thread standards, that's practically unheard of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So..... How do you see the thread so far?

Is it proving these threads CAN succeed or is it another flop? Pun intended

Well I've had a handful of compliments, by single male cock specific hyping thread standards, that's practically unheard of "

So claiming it a success then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a good penis, the length is there around 8 inches in length am I right? Circumference around 5.5 inches?

No visible kinks, big healthy looking bell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is a good penis, the length is there around 8 inches in length am I right? Circumference around 5.5 inches?

No visible kinks, big healthy looking bell. "

We must have had this conversation before...circumference is a bit smaller though

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I really do hope, for humanities sake that you are a spoof.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Narcissus complex it would seem.

Isn't that a flower?!

In Greek mythology Narcissus was a young man who fell in love with his own reflection."

Guilty as charged.

I find looking constantly in my mirror gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Confirmation Bias".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People have pics of themselves in various states of undress on here. Why? To attract attention? For approval? For admiration? I wouldn't speak against someone who outright asked for any of those. Especially as I have my tits out

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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago

Dumfriesish see

Decent looking cock, decent profile. Question if your a swinger though more someone who is looking to have nsa sex with women and recently guys.

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By *retty FolliesCouple (FF)
over a year ago

south


"Anyone who has seen the op's threads knows he likes his cock, But also knows he contributes to the forums a little more,

Lighten up people it's just a little bit of fun "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decent looking cock, decent profile. Question if your a swinger though more someone who is looking to have nsa sex with women and recently guys."

I'm not a swinger either,why were you pointing that out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decent looking cock, decent profile. Question if your a swinger though more someone who is looking to have nsa sex with women and recently guys.

I'm not a swinger either,why were you pointing that out?"

I am. And the club bike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always thought it's quite lovely. (Shame someone scribbled on it)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People have pics of themselves in various states of undress on here. Why? To attract attention? For approval? For admiration? I wouldn't speak against someone who outright asked for any of those. Especially as I have my tits out "

Hence why I find it rather interesting how these kind of threads attract so much hostility - I was aware of this before I posted though, and was still comfortably confident that my cock could stand up to a little scrutiny

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

It's ok Brian, but not as nice as mine

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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago

Dumfriesish see

Reason being we actually read the guys profile and his idea of swinging. Have a browse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decent looking cock, decent profile. Question if your a swinger though more someone who is looking to have nsa sex with women and recently guys.

I'm not a swinger either,why were you pointing that out?

I am. And the club bike. "

And not afraid to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reason being we actually read the guys profile and his idea of swinging. Have a browse."

It's ok. If he wants to call himself a swinger it's not for me to tell him he can't. I don't know his background for a start.

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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago

Dumfriesish see

Did not say he was not a swinger, questioned it. And your reason for asking me?

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By *aysmitMan
over a year ago

walsall

Hi all my cock looks nothing like the OPs does that make mine ugly ? X

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Anyone who has seen the op's threads knows he likes his cock, But also knows he contributes to the forums a little more,

Lighten up people it's just a little bit of fun "

Yeah what am I missing why are people being mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did not say he was not a swinger, questioned it. And your reason for asking me?"

I'm looking for sex with both males and females yes - if that doesn't fit into your definition of a swinger then that's fine, it's not a particularly complicated pursuit to describe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did not say he was not a swinger, questioned it. And your reason for asking me?

I'm looking for sex with both males and females yes - if that doesn't fit into your definition of a swinger then that's fine, it's not a particularly complicated pursuit to describe."

It also has nothing to do with this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who has seen the op's threads knows he likes his cock, But also knows he contributes to the forums a little more,

Lighten up people it's just a little bit of fun

Yeah what am I missing why are people being mean?"

Because nobody likes a self centered and egotistical dick!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did not say he was not a swinger, questioned it. And your reason for asking me?

I'm looking for sex with both males and females yes - if that doesn't fit into your definition of a swinger then that's fine, it's not a particularly complicated pursuit to describe.

It also has nothing to do with this thread."

True, but I've been called out on just what I'm doing here so many times over the years that I just like to clarify now and then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all my cock looks nothing like the OPs does that make mine ugly ? X"

Can't see it so can't give my opinion. Ugly to me may be mouth watering to someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who has seen the op's threads knows he likes his cock, But also knows he contributes to the forums a little more,

Lighten up people it's just a little bit of fun

Yeah what am I missing why are people being mean?

Because nobody likes a self centered and egotistical dick!!"

You made that judgment just by this one thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did not say he was not a swinger, questioned it. And your reason for asking me?

I'm looking for sex with both males and females yes - if that doesn't fit into your definition of a swinger then that's fine, it's not a particularly complicated pursuit to describe.

It also has nothing to do with this thread.

True, but I've been called out on just what I'm doing here so many times over the years that I just like to clarify now and then."

You shouldn't have to my lovely, we are all here doing our own thing, would be nice to be left to it without being questioned.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone who has seen the op's threads knows he likes his cock, But also knows he contributes to the forums a little more,

Lighten up people it's just a little bit of fun

Yeah what am I missing why are people being mean?

Because nobody likes a self centered and egotistical dick!!"

My dick isn't self centred or egotistical, it's actually very loving and personable toward the right people, and I think some of the meanies on here owe it an apology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is crap. It looks like a clanger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too pubey!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did not say he was not a swinger, questioned it. And your reason for asking me?

I'm looking for sex with both males and females yes - if that doesn't fit into your definition of a swinger then that's fine, it's not a particularly complicated pursuit to describe.

It also has nothing to do with this thread.

True, but I've been called out on just what I'm doing here so many times over the years that I just like to clarify now and then.

You shouldn't have to my lovely, we are all here doing our own thing, would be nice to be left to it without being questioned. "

But people DO question, typically without taking the time to properly understand what it is they're questioning. For a scene which supposedly champions freedom, liberty, pleasure and friendship, I've rarely come across so many conceited, judgemental and bigoted individuals in a single place - and that's not solely referring to this thread, but the forums and site in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did not say he was not a swinger, questioned it. And your reason for asking me?

I'm looking for sex with both males and females yes - if that doesn't fit into your definition of a swinger then that's fine, it's not a particularly complicated pursuit to describe.

It also has nothing to do with this thread.

True, but I've been called out on just what I'm doing here so many times over the years that I just like to clarify now and then.

You shouldn't have to my lovely, we are all here doing our own thing, would be nice to be left to it without being questioned.

But people DO question, typically without taking the time to properly understand what it is they're questioning. For a scene which supposedly champions freedom, liberty, pleasure and friendship, I've rarely come across so many conceited, judgemental and bigoted individuals in a single place - and that's not solely referring to this thread, but the forums and site in general."

Sadly I have to agree but who cares, ignore them and have fun, it annoys them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks for drama.

Finds it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When man layeth the bait, thy fish will bite

I love these kind of threads!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When man layeth the bait, thy fish will bite

I love these kind of threads!"

Still haven't made the catch I was hoping for, but hey, gotta hang in there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have someone's eye out with that thing. Risk assessment required before use

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could have someone's eye out with that thing. Risk assessment required before use "

I can supply goggles...

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Its a good size

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

who cares!!!

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Ohhh dear..I knew it was wrong of me to look.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock..."

Yes, but needs a bit of a trim up in the surrounding area!

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Seen one, seem them all.

Unless yours has superpowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock..."

oh so what ,,ive been told mines pretty

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Quadcumquae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can write Tosh on mine. Can't quite manage to get the N on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quadcumquae"

ah shut up n show us yer cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen one, seem them all.

"

How i really wish this were true....does anyone actually believe this??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock...

Yes, but needs a bit of a trim up in the surrounding area! "

Hey that IS trimmed, I reckon a guy should have a bit of a bush (it reminds you to be careful when you zip up!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't see it, I'm blocked. I've been cock blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Whoa there people! Yes it's a ridiculously vain post but how many women regularly post 'look at me posts' in a similar vein? Sheesh!

By the by, it's a nice looking specimen but trim your pubes man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's really lovely yes, can I get it but without you and your inflated ego attached? Please x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoa there people! Yes it's a ridiculously vain post but how many women regularly post 'look at me posts' in a similar vein? Sheesh!

By the by, it's a nice looking specimen but trim your pubes man"

They ARE trimmed, how short should a mans pubic hairs be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst fitting jeans on Fab......

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock..."

I know from previous threads that you're proud of it. I liked your torso pics better personally.

But yes, it's not bad.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Whoa there people! Yes it's a ridiculously vain post but how many women regularly post 'look at me posts' in a similar vein? Sheesh!

By the by, it's a nice looking specimen but trim your pubes man

They ARE trimmed, how short should a mans pubic hairs be?"

So they don't look bushy and matted

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Some of the comments on this thread are rather harsh.

Loads of threads are posted for compliments or for people to look at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock..."

it would look better shoved up another guys arse while i watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh absolutely beautiful, how cld any women refuse an offer of sitting on the end of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant see it as I blocked you weeks ago for getting me banned .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant see it as I blocked you weeks ago for getting me banned ."

oh i feel a pop corn story coming on

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

I'm impressed ... Just had a look lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant see it as I blocked you weeks ago for getting me banned ."

Loooooool

#drama

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Cant see it as I blocked you weeks ago for getting me banned ."

Ooh do tell,bit of scandel needed,don't worry about getting another ban you'll be safe

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Cant see it as I blocked you weeks ago for getting me banned .

Loooooool

#drama "

A normal day on the forums then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have to say, biggest cock on FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have to say, biggest cock on FAB "

Yeah .....the biggest knob on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock...

I know from previous threads that you're proud of it. I liked your torso pics better personally.

But yes, it's not bad. "

Thankyou, I worked hard for those muscles x

I took them down however due to having put on weight, and not being in the gym for a long while - how many swingers can claim to be that honest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have to say, biggest cock on FAB "

Your wrong!

AVERAGE-WILL has the biggest cock on fab

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"i have to say, biggest cock on FAB

Your wrong!

AVERAGE-WILL has the biggest cock on fab

"

Yep that would make your eyes water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock...

I know from previous threads that you're proud of it. I liked your torso pics better personally.

But yes, it's not bad.

Thankyou, I worked hard for those muscles x

I took them down however due to having put on weight, and not being in the gym for a long while - how many swingers can claim to be that honest?"

yep yep admitting you no longer look like the pics you've posted is dead honest

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock...

I know from previous threads that you're proud of it. I liked your torso pics better personally.

But yes, it's not bad.

Thankyou, I worked hard for those muscles x

I took them down however due to having put on weight, and not being in the gym for a long while - how many swingers can claim to be that honest?

yep yep admitting you no longer look like the pics you've posted is dead honest "

You have a point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have to say, biggest cock on FAB

Your wrong!

AVERAGE-WILL has the biggest cock on fab

Yep that would make your eyes water "

If you're going to photoshop your cock at least aim for the biggest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock...

I know from previous threads that you're proud of it. I liked your torso pics better personally.

But yes, it's not bad.

Thankyou, I worked hard for those muscles x

I took them down however due to having put on weight, and not being in the gym for a long while - how many swingers can claim to be that honest?

yep yep admitting you no longer look like the pics you've posted is dead honest "

THIS is the pic I'm referring to!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"i have to say, biggest cock on FAB

Your wrong!

AVERAGE-WILL has the biggest cock on fab

Yep that would make your eyes water

If you're going to photoshop your cock at least aim for the biggest "

Do you really think it's photoshopped?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock...

I know from previous threads that you're proud of it. I liked your torso pics better personally.

But yes, it's not bad.

Thankyou, I worked hard for those muscles x

I took them down however due to having put on weight, and not being in the gym for a long while - how many swingers can claim to be that honest?"

I took my this pic down for similar reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have to say, biggest cock on FAB

Your wrong!

AVERAGE-WILL has the biggest cock on fab

Yep that would make your eyes water

If you're going to photoshop your cock at least aim for the biggest

Do you really think it's photoshopped?! "

In one end out the other comes to mind

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"i have to say, biggest cock on FAB

Your wrong!

AVERAGE-WILL has the biggest cock on fab

Yep that would make your eyes water

If you're going to photoshop your cock at least aim for the biggest

Do you really think it's photoshopped?!

In one end out the other comes to mind"

Nobody would be dishonest enough to photoshop would they

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

How do you photo chop ...I want to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My photoshop masterpiece! And no one would ever know...;-)

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock..."

It's a bit 'pencilly' if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock...

It's a bit 'pencilly' if you ask me "

What, you mean long, hard, well leaded and with the potential to create masterpieces?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock...

It's a bit 'pencilly' if you ask me

What, you mean long, hard, well leaded and with the potential to create masterpieces?"

Haha only you could come back with that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock...

It's a bit 'pencilly' if you ask me

What, you mean long, hard, well leaded and with the potential to create masterpieces?

Haha only you could come back with that!!! "

My pencil is sharp and so is my wit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah well, I was going for the full 175...my cock is worth the maximum post allowance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah well, I was going for the full 175...my cock is worth the maximum post allowance!"

Can I ask, why are you bothered about it, or a thread being full? Just curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who has seen the op's threads knows he likes his cock, But also knows he contributes to the forums a little more,

Lighten up people it's just a little bit of fun

Yeah what am I missing why are people being mean?

Because nobody likes a self centered and egotistical dick!!"

Not something I'd do - but no different to a woman starting a thread (or husband on wife's behalf!) to draw attention to her tits, arse or fanny surely?

It's just a bit of -self marketing!

I do find a man's 'relationship ' with his penis fascinating though!

You all seem to be inordinately fond of them and give them far more consideration/attention than ladies with their vaginas! My own theory is that it is because they are on the outside of your body - and therefore more vulnerable than our vaginas - and for some obscure reason many of you seem to use them as a measure of your own and another man's worth!

Most odd!

Anyway - carry on with the cock fighting chaps!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yours is by far better then the one I just got sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh heck ! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh heck ! ! "

That's actually a damn fine penis Trucker, looks like I have some competition!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yours is by far better then the one I just got sent "

Sorry I wont send you any more

lol

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right who killed my thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yours is by far better then the one I just got sent

Sorry I wont send you any more

lol"

Hahaha clean your skirting boards n I'll let you resend! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh heck ! !

That's actually a damn fine penis Trucker, looks like I have some competition!"

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Ah well, I was going for the full 175...my cock is worth the maximum post allowance!

Can I ask, why are you bothered about it, or a thread being full? Just curious "

I think I have the answer to that, but you'll just have to work it out yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah well, I was going for the full 175...my cock is worth the maximum post allowance!

Can I ask, why are you bothered about it, or a thread being full? Just curious

I think I have the answer to that, but you'll just have to work it out yourself. "

I can probably guess, yeah?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Ah well, I was going for the full 175...my cock is worth the maximum post allowance!

Can I ask, why are you bothered about it, or a thread being full? Just curious

I think I have the answer to that, but you'll just have to work it out yourself.

I can probably guess, yeah? "

I would say that its the elephant in the room, but in this case its a multi-coulored elephant in a ginger wig, holding rainbow baloons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah well, I was going for the full 175...my cock is worth the maximum post allowance!

Can I ask, why are you bothered about it, or a thread being full? Just curious

I think I have the answer to that, but you'll just have to work it out yourself.

I can probably guess, yeah?

I would say that its the elephant in the room, but in this case its a multi-coulored elephant in a ginger wig, holding rainbow baloons. "

On point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock..."

It is actually quite a nice cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's gorgeous . The best looking cock I've seen. Well since I last went for a piss

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I think someone may have a slight fascination with his wee little friend here

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"It's gorgeous . The best looking cock I've seen. Well since I last went for a piss "

Yup - this made me laugh....

I have a lovely cock too, it's in my drawer and has no odd writing on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there was clothing similar to bras that showed of cocks, Like a cleavage, I think most Men would have them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think someone may have a slight fascination with his wee little friend here "

I'm so proud of my wee little friend I made a photo collage of it

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I think someone may have a slight fascination with his wee little friend here

I'm so proud of my wee little friend I made a photo collage of it

"

Do you have that hidden away then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If there was clothing similar to bras that showed of cocks, Like a cleavage, I think most Men would have them out "

Chest hair is the male equivalent of a cleavage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I wanna prove these threads CAN succeed!

...and come on, it IS a lovely cock..."

Its huge.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Can

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

We

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Go

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Home

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Now

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant see it as I blocked you weeks ago for getting me banned ."
....Simon?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Cant see it as I blocked you weeks ago for getting me banned ."

....Simon?"

The first rule of ban club is...

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