FabSwingers.com forum: How to spot a fabswinger?

By *idwesty74 OP Man
over a year ago

Hants

So when I'm in asda what can I wear or say to let the woman at the fish counter know I'm on here and how can I tell if she is on here?

Is there an industry approved sign or message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wave your pampas grass at her ankle bracelet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wave your pampas grass at her ankle bracelet! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

"Wave your pampas grass at her ankle bracelet! "
... pmsl pmsl pmsl ... carrier bag stuffed at front on shopping trolley ...

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Just ask if she can fillet your fish for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep dropping hints until she lays on the slab and says fillet.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

They're the one waiting furtively for you in the pub/cafe/bushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your asked

How are you

Or can I help you

Oh yes fab actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start fishing for clues lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check she's not wearing a wedding ring first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't someone ages ago say about tying a carrier bag round your shopping trolley handle was a signal?

That'll die out now they charge 5p.

Shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab her handbag and look for her wand alternatively, lift her skirt hem up and look for the the stocking tops

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Lay on the slab n say fillet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed the fish counter bit.. Never mind

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By *idwesty74 OP Man
over a year ago

Hants

Lol, the wedding ring makes her even more attractive!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Didn't someone ages ago say about tying a carrier bag round your shopping trolley handle was a signal?

That'll die out now they charge 5p.

Shame."

I have a whole load of them swinging off the trolley handle, every week. I've never been approached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't someone ages ago say about tying a carrier bag round your shopping trolley handle was a signal?

That'll die out now they charge 5p.

Shame.

I have a whole load of them swinging off the trolley handle, every week. I've never been approached.

will be bag for life type tied up now

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By *idwesty74 OP Man
over a year ago

Hants

Ok. I'm off to tescos now and will tie some bags to the trolley and see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't someone ages ago say about tying a carrier bag round your shopping trolley handle was a signal?"
Ouh, I didn't know! Might start giving it a go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wave your pampas grass at her ankle bracelet! "

I've just brought an ankle bracelet was gunna take a pic but my broken toe doesn't quite go with it lol. Xx

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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago

Near enough

Just walk around with your cock out, or show her your sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant as most are under cover and a lot don't show there faces here .. if they wink maybe its saying they are up for fun.

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

It's always possible that people are being seriously naughty without being on fab, without being swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's always possible that people are being seriously naughty without being on fab, without being swingers

"
true known 1 or 2 in my time .

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

You'd spot Ben a mile away in the shop, he's the one going around the store with his phone in his hand ...ON FAB !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't someone ages ago say about tying a carrier bag round your shopping trolley handle was a signal?

That'll die out now they charge 5p.

Shame.

I have a whole load of them swinging off the trolley handle, every week. I've never been approached.

My trolley looks like a Tibetan Prayer Flag frenzy. My prayers haven't been answe_ed but every now and then strangers give me a Costa Coffee and a couple of cigarettes.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"It's always possible that people are being seriously naughty without being on fab, without being swingers

Funny you say that.. I do seem to recall sex before FAB.. lol

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

"It's always possible that people are being seriously naughty without being on fab, without being swingers

Funny you say that.. I do seem to recall sex before FAB.. lol"

Yup and likewise. It seems that as soon as some join fab that's it, fab goggles. Anyone sexy that crosses their field of vision 'I wonder if they're on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol, the wedding ring makes her even more attractive!"

Oeeer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These threads about approaching people in public make my skin crawl

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

When she asks if you want your fish filleting - tell her you prefer 'bone in' and then ask her opinion on that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone on here works at the Tesco where I do my shopping...

but I've never had anyone sidling up to me and give me the nod lol

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"someone on here works at the Tesco where I do my shopping...

but I've never had anyone sidling up to me and give me the nod lol"

Likewise with someone on here for me who works in Sainsburys - I kept getting messages a while ago saying 'I saw you today'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone on here works at the Tesco where I do my shopping...

but I've never had anyone sidling up to me and give me the nod lol

Likewise with someone on here for me who works in Sainsburys - I kept getting messages a while ago saying 'I saw you today'!

I've had that too but not from Tesco lady ...was on a previous profile so now I just block everyone within a 5 mile radius

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've had that too but not from Tesco lady ...was on a previous profile so now I just block everyone within a 5 mile radius

Can you really do that?

I'm guessing not due to the

but that could be quite handy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is spooky, I did actually meet a girl for naughty fun off another site who worked on the fish counter at asda's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had that too but not from Tesco lady ...was on a previous profile so now I just block everyone within a 5 mile radius

Can you really do that?

I'm guessing not due to the

but that could be quite handy! "

You csn do a search for 5 miles radius then one by one block everyone.

Or send each one a copy past horrific message and get them to block you :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is spooky, I did actually meet a girl for naughty fun off another site who worked on the fish counter at asda's!"

Did you smoke her kipper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So when I'm in asda what can I wear or say to let the woman at the fish counter know I'm on here and how can I tell if she is on here?

Is there an industry approved sign or message?"

Show her your (photo verified) photo. That usually swings it? PMSL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if you cod always say " your plaice or mine " ?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Or you could just ask if she's on fabswingers.com.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The lady at the Asda fish counter? Wears her hair in a bun and a net?

About 5.5tall? Some make up?

Yeah, she's on here.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Ask if you cod always say " your plaice or mine " ?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Bizarre how so many think that only "swingers" have sex, and that the only swingers that exist are all members of this website.

Going by the posts on these forums, it would seem that "swingers" have considerably less sex that the rest of the population......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean you haven't learnt the secret fab handshake yet?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wave your pampas grass at her ankle bracelet! "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had that too but not from Tesco lady ...was on a previous profile so now I just block everyone within a 5 mile radius

Can you really do that?

I'm guessing not due to the

but that could be quite handy! "

yes you can do it on your mobile device...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look her up and down and just say, almost didn't recognise you with clothes on m'dear!! The fishy pong I was expecting though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So when I'm in asda what can I wear or say to let the woman at the fish counter know I'm on here and how can I tell if she is on here?

Is there an industry approved sign or message?"

If you see some people talking abouts sex but not actually wanting to have sex....then they my friend are a Fab swinger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have read (don't know how true it is) that a badge or brooch depicting a chameleon is a well known symbol for swinger's?

Having swinger tattoed on your forehead word work too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she's showing you the fish keep saying "yes that's fab " we do it all the time in differant scenarios we've had some looks off people which say "are they arnt they ?" Lol

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