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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Don't worry there will be a queue forming to offer the kiss of life.

Did you use a vibrator or wand? They can cause a slight, temporary numbness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't worry there will be a queue forming to offer the kiss of life.

Did you use a vibrator or wand? They can cause a slight, temporary numbness."

Yes but never had this before, I'm in a panic haha! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! "

Haha! Any suggestions?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

It will return to its former sensation. I used a wand a little while ago and had this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise

Seriously though it took about 2 days for the numbness to wear off, if that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!!

Haha! Any suggestions?

Have you checked the manual for troubleshooting tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!!

Haha! Any suggestions?

Are we at the front of the queue for the kiss of life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!!

Haha! Any suggestions?

Have you checked the manual for troubleshooting tips?"

The manual for a female? How long does it take to flick through 750,958,862,185 pages??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you have to do now is murder your G spot, and you'll be a normal woman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise

Seriously though it took about 2 days for the numbness to wear off, if that

*runs bath and flutters eyelashes at Roxi*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!!

Haha! Any suggestions?

Have you checked the manual for troubleshooting tips?"

I don't read manuals..... more of a feel my way kind of girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!!

Haha! Any suggestions?

Are we at the front of the queue for the kiss of life?

Oh go on then hehe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

Let her sleep for a while. She will be fine and will return to her normal perky personality in due course.

P.S. Don't prod a sleeping bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll be okay. A nice warm tongue usually Wakes it up again ! It's a weird feeling when your mojo does a runner haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll be okay. A nice warm tongue usually Wakes it up again ! It's a weird feeling when your mojo does a runner haha"

I'm genuinely scared! Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, I've done this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!!

Haha! Any suggestions?

Have you checked the manual for troubleshooting tips?

The manual for a female? How long does it take to flick through 750,958,862,185 pages?? "

Eternity..

In Hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't mean to worry you...but this is a grave emergency...it needs IMMEDIATE treatment.

Trust me, I'm (not) a doctor.

But you (are) adorable.

And we seem to be near to each other...

I'm half tempted to send you a MESSAGE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years

So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, try Mole Valley, they're on special this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years

So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!?

I'm pretty sure I could make one...don't be put off by my E in G.C.S.E in CDT as that was 20 years ago...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years

So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!?

I'm pretty sure I could make one...don't be put off by my E in G.C.S.E in CDT as that was 20 years ago..."

You could just install a little LED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years

So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!?

I'm pretty sure I could make one...don't be put off by my E in G.C.S.E in CDT as that was 20 years ago...

You could just install a little LED

And one of the music things from the old jewellery boxes with the ballerina inside it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years

So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!?

I'm pretty sure I could make one...don't be put off by my E in G.C.S.E in CDT as that was 20 years ago...

You could just install a little LED

And one of the music things from the old jewellery boxes with the ballerina inside it "

Oooooh I'd be the only girl in the world with a vajayjay that plays Claire De Lune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years

So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!?

I'm pretty sure I could make one...don't be put off by my E in G.C.S.E in CDT as that was 20 years ago...

You could just install a little LED

And one of the music things from the old jewellery boxes with the ballerina inside it

Oooooh I'd be the only girl in the world with a vajayjay that plays Claire De Lune

You know I thought this was getting weird...but it seems to suit us

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By *hmeohmyMan
over a year ago

If it's still not working, unplug it for 5 minutes, it may reboot like a sky box

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Get well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

Now you know how impotence feels!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's still not working, unplug it for 5 minutes, it may reboot like a sky box

I'll try connecting it to the wifi

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

Huh ???

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! "

Have you tried hitting it with a hammer?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

".... my clit

I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? "

Big commiserations, how truly dreadful

Have to say in 55years it's never happened to me, you must really have been going for it!

Not that it helps the recovery process but I suggest plenty of gentle TLC..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay hydrated and tea some erotic fiction, or porn of your choice.

Do not touch..repeat do not touch.

Let yourself get wet naturally and you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years

So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!?

I'm pretty sure I could make one...don't be put off by my E in G.C.S.E in CDT as that was 20 years ago...

You could just install a little LED

Oh cool, that way when someone phones you it'll flash!! Way cool!!!! I'm patenting that... "The Foof Flasher"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

Huh ???

Have you heard of a clit Bobby?!? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years

So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!?

I'm pretty sure I could make one...don't be put off by my E in G.C.S.E in CDT as that was 20 years ago...

You could just install a little LED

Oh cool, that way when someone phones you it'll flash!! Way cool!!!! I'm patenting that... "The Foof Flasher" "

I'll be the prototype

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years

So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!?

I'm pretty sure I could make one...don't be put off by my E in G.C.S.E in CDT as that was 20 years ago...

You could just install a little LED

Oh cool, that way when someone phones you it'll flash!! Way cool!!!! I'm patenting that... "The Foof Flasher"

I'll be the prototype

Excellent! Right we'll need to do lots of product trials, how many foofs have you got?

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

Stand back give me a 100 ..... Clear

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

Huh ???

Have you heard of a clit Bobby?!? Haha

Um yeah !!! That's the bit that's worrying me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years

So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!?

I'm pretty sure I could make one...don't be put off by my E in G.C.S.E in CDT as that was 20 years ago...

You could just install a little LED

Oh cool, that way when someone phones you it'll flash!! Way cool!!!! I'm patenting that... "The Foof Flasher"

I'll be the prototype

Excellent! Right we'll need to do lots of product trials, how many foofs have you got?"

Alas, just the one. Shall I rally some friends for you???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

Huh ???

Have you heard of a clit Bobby?!? Haha

Um yeah !!! That's the bit that's worrying me

She needs smooching I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle.

Knitter kisses for you and her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years

So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!?

I'm pretty sure I could make one...don't be put off by my E in G.C.S.E in CDT as that was 20 years ago...

You could just install a little LED

Oh cool, that way when someone phones you it'll flash!! Way cool!!!! I'm patenting that... "The Foof Flasher"

I'll be the prototype

Excellent! Right we'll need to do lots of product trials, how many foofs have you got?

Alas, just the one. Shall I rally some friends for you???

Yikes, we need to get on it straight away, don't want anyone stealing my idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle.

Knitter kisses for you and her

Knitter kisses should cure it Hornyminxxx, she'll obviously need supervising tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle.

Knitter kisses for you and her

Well if that doesn't revive the little buggar nothing will hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stand back give me a 100 ..... Clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Minxxx, I barely know how to operate a functional one

Have you tried getting someone to kiss it better for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry Minxxx, I barely know how to operate a functional one

Have you tried getting someone to kiss it better for you? "

Not yet TT but I'm working on it

And I'm sure you manage perfectly well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle.

Knitter kisses for you and her

Knitter kisses should cure it Hornyminxxx, she'll obviously need supervising tho

Warm bath, knitter kisses and I think Bastille is offering to moisturise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle.

Knitter kisses for you and her

Knitter kisses should cure it Hornyminxxx, she'll obviously need supervising tho

Warm bath, knitter kisses and I think Bastille is offering to moisturise

He's so accommodating haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle.

Knitter kisses for you and her

Knitter kisses should cure it Hornyminxxx, she'll obviously need supervising tho

Warm bath, knitter kisses and I think Bastille is offering to moisturise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise

Seriously though it took about 2 days for the numbness to wear off, if that

*runs bath and flutters eyelashes at Roxi*

Hahahaha...I'll see what I can rustle up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise

Seriously though it took about 2 days for the numbness to wear off, if that

*runs bath and flutters eyelashes at Roxi*

Hahahaha...I'll see what I can rustle up

I can do the bubbles!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

With a wand comes great responsibility, which is why I don't use mine too often. I may have been known to lie naked on the bed afterwards with the fan blowing towards the aforementioned area. Cooling helps it return to normal. And some filthy talk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise

Seriously though it took about 2 days for the numbness to wear off, if that

*runs bath and flutters eyelashes at Roxi*

Hahahaha...I'll see what I can rustle up

I can do the bubbles! "

I dread to think how!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Get someone to gently blow on it .. Have you tried the kiss of life?

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The manual for a female? How long does it take to flick through 750,958,862,185 pages?? "

Isn't that the abridged version?

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By *aramedic999Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Actually try something cold down there. Will shock the nerve endings back to life ..

Dont have an ice cube diwn there long though ....

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

Wonder if hermonie had same problem with her wand ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually try something cold down there. Will shock the nerve endings back to life ..

Dont have an ice cube diwn there long though ...."

Ah!! Advice from a medical professional

thank you hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise

Seriously though it took about 2 days for the numbness to wear off, if that

*runs bath and flutters eyelashes at Roxi*

Hahahaha...I'll see what I can rustle up

I can do the bubbles!

I dread to think how!!

My thoughts exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!!

Have you tried hitting it with a hammer?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

As the junior doctors are on strike I'm happy to step in and try the kiss of life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

As the junior doctors are on strike I'm happy to step in and try the kiss of life

Well I have someone fetching ice and a feather, so in the meantime if you could maybe lick it while I look at Roxi and Knitters sexy pics and PB and Bastille install some flashing lights I think we may get it up and running!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

As the junior doctors are on strike I'm happy to step in and try the kiss of life

Go Team Hornyminxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

As the junior doctors are on strike I'm happy to step in and try the kiss of life

If only fantasy could become reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

As the junior doctors are on strike I'm happy to step in and try the kiss of life

Go Team Hornyminxxx

Team Hornyminxxx ~ luvre it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

As the junior doctors are on strike I'm happy to step in and try the kiss of life

Go Team Hornyminxxx

Team Hornyminxxx ~ luvre it!!

We should have tshirts printed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

Had the opposite problem this morning! A rather lovely session with Roger rabbit and porn left my poor clit a wee bit tender - poor abused love!! Two fucking tremendous clitoral orgasms - think the neighbours probably heard me shouting at the second one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!!

Haha! Any suggestions?

Have you checked the manual for troubleshooting tips?"
lmfao

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

As the junior doctors are on strike I'm happy to step in and try the kiss of life

Go Team Hornyminxxx

Team Hornyminxxx ~ luvre it!!

Sheeeeesh just make it happen!!! And quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

Ahhhhh is that what that noise was?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

Ahhhhh is that what that noise was?!?

Yeah - sorry Min! Join me next time? I have plenty of spare toys!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

As the junior doctors are on strike I'm happy to step in and try the kiss of life

Go Team Hornyminxxx

Team Hornyminxxx ~ luvre it!!

Sheeeeesh just make it happen!!! And quickly

Banners, flags and sash's too

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Has it recovered yet? Sending hugs and kisses xxx

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Would she prefer flowers or grapes....what time are visiting hours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would she prefer flowers or grapes....what time are visiting hours? "

White roses please

hehe

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

i'll give her the kiss of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'll give her the kiss of life

Get to the back of the queue!!

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By *ohnyorkMan
over a year ago

york

"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years

So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!?

I'm pretty sure I could make one...don't be put off by my E in G.C.S.E in CDT as that was 20 years ago...

You could just install a little LED

And one of the music things from the old jewellery boxes with the ballerina inside it

Oooooh I'd be the only girl in the world with a vajayjay that plays Claire De Lune

Hmm is vajayjay a common term i was seeing a girl that called it that and thought she was mental haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah you just need to find the reset button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. When over abused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i get over greeedy with the wand for 'just one more'

can go numb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for all the advice and messages of support throughout this difficult time everyone.

I'm pleased to report little bud has made a full recovery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for all the advice and messages of support throughout this difficult time everyone.

I'm pleased to report little bud has made a full recovery!

Oh good

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Thanks for all the advice and messages of support throughout this difficult time everyone.

I'm pleased to report little bud has made a full recovery!

Great but we didn't even sort out Team Hornyminxxx merchandise

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over a year ago

"Thanks for all the advice and messages of support throughout this difficult time everyone.

I'm pleased to report little bud has made a full recovery!

Great but we didn't even sort out Team Hornyminxxx merchandise

I didn't do bath bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

As the junior doctors are on strike I'm happy to step in and try the kiss of life

Go Team Hornyminxxx

Team Hornyminxxx ~ luvre it!!

Sheeeeesh just make it happen!!! And quickly

Banners, flags and sash's too

Now that's a team I wouldn't mind being part of. Where's my t-shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't ice usually work (sorry I am late to the party....not sure whats been said)... but my advice is ice, there may be some "swelling" due to overexertion and this will help reduce that a little..

...I hope your clit gets better soon (now I never thought I would type that!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

As the junior doctors are on strike I'm happy to step in and try the kiss of life

Go Team Hornyminxxx

Team Hornyminxxx ~ luvre it!!

Sheeeeesh just make it happen!!! And quickly

Banners, flags and sash's too

Now that's a team I wouldn't mind being part of. Where's my t-shirt

Shall I break it again tomorrow?!? Hahaha

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

".... my clit

Had a particularly enjoyable and sustained 'self-love' session yesterday (don't judge! )

and now I have a totally unresponsive clit!! I'm prodding her, showing her all the toys, and.... nothing!! I think she's burnt out!

Ladies has this happened to you before and any ideas on an average recovery time?? I have plans

As the junior doctors are on strike I'm happy to step in and try the kiss of life

Go Team Hornyminxxx

Team Hornyminxxx ~ luvre it!!

Sheeeeesh just make it happen!!! And quickly

Banners, flags and sash's too

Now that's a team I wouldn't mind being part of. Where's my t-shirt

Shall I break it again tomorrow?!? Hahaha

actually

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By *aramedic999Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

What was the cure ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was the cure ??"

It seems leaving it alone for a day or two, and reading some very detailed and sexy messages from someone I find terribly attractive.... she fizzed back to life hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the cure ??

It seems leaving it alone for a day or two, and reading some very detailed and sexy messages from someone I find terribly attractive.... she fizzed back to life hahaha"

Great news... from the shed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the cure ??

It seems leaving it alone for a day or two, and reading some very detailed and sexy messages from someone I find terribly attractive.... she fizzed back to life hahaha"

Fantastic news!

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