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"Don't worry there will be a queue forming to offer the kiss of life. ![]() Yes but never had this before, I'm in a panic haha! X | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! " Haha! Any suggestions? ![]() | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? ![]() Have you checked the manual for troubleshooting tips? | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? ![]() Are we at the front of the queue for the kiss of life? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? ![]() The manual for a female? How long does it take to flick through 750,958,862,185 pages?? | |||
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"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise ![]() ![]() *runs bath and flutters eyelashes at Roxi* ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? ![]() I don't read manuals..... more of a feel my way kind of girl ![]() | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh go on then hehe xx | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() Let her sleep for a while. She will be fine and will return to her normal perky personality in due course. P.S. Don't prod a sleeping bear. | |||
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"You'll be okay. A nice warm tongue usually Wakes it up again ! It's a weird feeling when your mojo does a runner haha" I'm genuinely scared! Haha x | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? ![]() Eternity.. . . . . . . . . In Hell ![]() | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years ![]() So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!? ![]() | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years ![]() ![]() I'm pretty sure I could make one...don't be put off by my E in G.C.S.E in CDT as that was 20 years ago... | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years ![]() ![]() You could just install a little LED ![]() | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years ![]() ![]() ![]() And one of the music things from the old jewellery boxes with the ballerina inside it | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooooh I'd be the only girl in the world with a vajayjay that plays Claire De Lune ![]() | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You know I thought this was getting weird...but it seems to suit us ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() Now you know how impotence feels! | |||
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"If it's still not working, unplug it for 5 minutes, it may reboot like a sky box ![]() I'll try connecting it to the wifi ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() Huh ??? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! " Have you tried hitting it with a hammer? | |||
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".... my clit ![]() Big commiserations, how truly dreadful ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh cool, that way when someone phones you it'll flash!! Way cool!!!! I'm patenting that... "The Foof Flasher" | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you heard of a clit Bobby?!? Haha ![]() | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll be the prototype ![]() | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Excellent! Right we'll need to do lots of product trials, how many foofs have you got? | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Um yeah !!! That's the bit that's worrying me ![]() | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Alas, just the one. Shall I rally some friends for you??? ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She needs smooching I think ![]() | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yikes, we need to get on it straight away, don't want anyone stealing my idea! ![]() | |||
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"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle. Knitter kisses for you and her ![]() Knitter kisses should cure it Hornyminxxx, she'll obviously need supervising tho ![]() | |||
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"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle. Knitter kisses for you and her ![]() Well if that doesn't revive the little buggar nothing will hehe ![]() | |||
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"Sorry Minxxx, I barely know how to operate a functional one ![]() Not yet TT but I'm working on it ![]() | |||
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"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle. Knitter kisses for you and her ![]() ![]() Warm bath, knitter kisses and I think Bastille is offering to moisturise ![]() | |||
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"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle. Knitter kisses for you and her ![]() ![]() ![]() He's so accommodating haha | |||
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"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle. Knitter kisses for you and her ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahahaha...I'll see what I can rustle up ![]() | |||
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"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can do the bubbles! | |||
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"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I dread to think how!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 25/04/16 20:49:01]" are you the French copper from ello ello? ![]() | |||
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" The manual for a female? How long does it take to flick through 750,958,862,185 pages?? " Isn't that the abridged version? ![]() | |||
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"Actually try something cold down there. Will shock the nerve endings back to life .. Dont have an ice cube diwn there long though ...." Ah!! Advice from a medical professional ![]() | |||
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"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My thoughts exactly!! ![]() | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Have you tried hitting it with a hammer?" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() As the junior doctors are on strike I'm happy to step in and try the kiss of life ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well I have someone fetching ice and a feather, so in the meantime if you could maybe lick it while I look at Roxi and Knitters sexy pics and PB and Bastille install some flashing lights I think we may get it up and running! ![]() ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Go Team Hornyminxxx ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If only fantasy could become reality ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Team Hornyminxxx ~ luvre it!! ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We should have tshirts printed ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() Had the opposite problem this morning! A rather lovely session with Roger rabbit and porn left my poor clit a wee bit tender - poor abused love!! Two fucking tremendous clitoral orgasms - think the neighbours probably heard me shouting at the second one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? ![]() lmfao | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sheeeeesh just make it happen!!! And quickly ![]() ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahhhhh is that what that noise was?!? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah - sorry Min! Join me next time? I have plenty of spare toys! ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Banners, flags and sash's too ![]() | |||
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"Would she prefer flowers or grapes....what time are visiting hours? " White roses please ![]() | |||
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"i'll give her the kiss of life ![]() Get to the back of the queue!! ![]() | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmm is vajayjay a common term i was seeing a girl that called it that and thought she was mental haha | |||
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"Thanks for all the advice and messages of support throughout this difficult time everyone. I'm pleased to report little bud has made a full recovery! ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh good ![]() | |||
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"Thanks for all the advice and messages of support throughout this difficult time everyone. I'm pleased to report little bud has made a full recovery! ![]() ![]() ![]() Great but we didn't even sort out Team Hornyminxxx merchandise ![]() | |||
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"Thanks for all the advice and messages of support throughout this difficult time everyone. I'm pleased to report little bud has made a full recovery! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I didn't do bath bubbles ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now that's a team I wouldn't mind being part of. Where's my t-shirt ![]() | |||
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".... my clit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shall I break it again tomorrow?!? Hahaha ![]() | |||
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"What was the cure ??" It seems leaving it alone for a day or two, and reading some very detailed and sexy messages from someone I find terribly attractive.... she fizzed back to life hahaha | |||
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"What was the cure ?? It seems leaving it alone for a day or two, and reading some very detailed and sexy messages from someone I find terribly attractive.... she fizzed back to life hahaha" Great news... from the shed! | |||
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"What was the cure ?? It seems leaving it alone for a day or two, and reading some very detailed and sexy messages from someone I find terribly attractive.... she fizzed back to life hahaha" Fantastic news! | |||
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