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"Don't worry there will be a queue forming to offer the kiss of life. Yes but never had this before, I'm in a panic haha! X | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! " Haha! Any suggestions? | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? Have you checked the manual for troubleshooting tips? | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? Are we at the front of the queue for the kiss of life? | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? The manual for a female? How long does it take to flick through 750,958,862,185 pages?? | |||
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"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise *runs bath and flutters eyelashes at Roxi* | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? I don't read manuals..... more of a feel my way kind of girl | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? Oh go on then hehe xx | |||
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".... my clit Let her sleep for a while. She will be fine and will return to her normal perky personality in due course. P.S. Don't prod a sleeping bear. | |||
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"You'll be okay. A nice warm tongue usually Wakes it up again ! It's a weird feeling when your mojo does a runner haha" I'm genuinely scared! Haha x | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? Eternity.. . . . . . . . . In Hell | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years So do I just unscrew this one and get a new one off eBay?!? | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years I'm pretty sure I could make one...don't be put off by my E in G.C.S.E in CDT as that was 20 years ago... | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years You could just install a little LED | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years And one of the music things from the old jewellery boxes with the ballerina inside it | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years Oooooh I'd be the only girl in the world with a vajayjay that plays Claire De Lune | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years You know I thought this was getting weird...but it seems to suit us | |||
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".... my clit Now you know how impotence feels! | |||
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"If it's still not working, unplug it for 5 minutes, it may reboot like a sky box I'll try connecting it to the wifi | |||
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".... my clit Huh ??? | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! " Have you tried hitting it with a hammer? | |||
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".... my clit Big commiserations, how truly dreadful | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years Oh cool, that way when someone phones you it'll flash!! Way cool!!!! I'm patenting that... "The Foof Flasher" | |||
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".... my clit Have you heard of a clit Bobby?!? Haha | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years I'll be the prototype | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years Excellent! Right we'll need to do lots of product trials, how many foofs have you got? | |||
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".... my clit Um yeah !!! That's the bit that's worrying me | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years Alas, just the one. Shall I rally some friends for you??? | |||
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".... my clit She needs smooching I think | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years Yikes, we need to get on it straight away, don't want anyone stealing my idea! | |||
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"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle. Knitter kisses for you and her Knitter kisses should cure it Hornyminxxx, she'll obviously need supervising tho | |||
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"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle. Knitter kisses for you and her Well if that doesn't revive the little buggar nothing will hehe | |||
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"Sorry Minxxx, I barely know how to operate a functional one Not yet TT but I'm working on it | |||
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"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle. Knitter kisses for you and her Warm bath, knitter kisses and I think Bastille is offering to moisturise | |||
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"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle. Knitter kisses for you and her He's so accommodating haha | |||
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"Horny I adore you this thread has really made me giggle. Knitter kisses for you and her | |||
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"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise Hahahaha...I'll see what I can rustle up | |||
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"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise I can do the bubbles! | |||
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"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise I dread to think how!! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 25/04/16 20:49:01]" are you the French copper from ello ello? | |||
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" The manual for a female? How long does it take to flick through 750,958,862,185 pages?? " Isn't that the abridged version? | |||
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"Actually try something cold down there. Will shock the nerve endings back to life .. Dont have an ice cube diwn there long though ...." Ah!! Advice from a medical professional | |||
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"I've done that before, managed to kick start her again with a warm bath, wine & utter filth message wise My thoughts exactly!! | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Have you tried hitting it with a hammer?" | |||
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".... my clit As the junior doctors are on strike I'm happy to step in and try the kiss of life | |||
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".... my clit Well I have someone fetching ice and a feather, so in the meantime if you could maybe lick it while I look at Roxi and Knitters sexy pics and PB and Bastille install some flashing lights I think we may get it up and running! | |||
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".... my clit Go Team Hornyminxxx | |||
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".... my clit If only fantasy could become reality | |||
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".... my clit Team Hornyminxxx ~ luvre it!! | |||
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".... my clit We should have tshirts printed | |||
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".... my clit Had the opposite problem this morning! A rather lovely session with Roger rabbit and porn left my poor clit a wee bit tender - poor abused love!! Two fucking tremendous clitoral orgasms - think the neighbours probably heard me shouting at the second one!! | |||
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"You mean you turned it off and now you can't turn it back on again?? Hmmm strange!! Haha! Any suggestions? lmfao | |||
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".... my clit Sheeeeesh just make it happen!!! And quickly | |||
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".... my clit Ahhhhh is that what that noise was?!? | |||
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".... my clit Yeah - sorry Min! Join me next time? I have plenty of spare toys! | |||
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".... my clit Banners, flags and sash's too | |||
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"Would she prefer flowers or grapes....what time are visiting hours? " White roses please | |||
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"i'll give her the kiss of life Get to the back of the queue!! | |||
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"It's called "Planned obsolescence" OP, you have to replace them every 3-5 years Hmm is vajayjay a common term i was seeing a girl that called it that and thought she was mental haha | |||
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"Thanks for all the advice and messages of support throughout this difficult time everyone. I'm pleased to report little bud has made a full recovery! Oh good | |||
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"Thanks for all the advice and messages of support throughout this difficult time everyone. I'm pleased to report little bud has made a full recovery! Great but we didn't even sort out Team Hornyminxxx merchandise | |||
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"Thanks for all the advice and messages of support throughout this difficult time everyone. I'm pleased to report little bud has made a full recovery! I didn't do bath bubbles | |||
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".... my clit Now that's a team I wouldn't mind being part of. Where's my t-shirt | |||
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".... my clit Shall I break it again tomorrow?!? Hahaha | |||
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"What was the cure ??" It seems leaving it alone for a day or two, and reading some very detailed and sexy messages from someone I find terribly attractive.... she fizzed back to life hahaha | |||
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"What was the cure ?? It seems leaving it alone for a day or two, and reading some very detailed and sexy messages from someone I find terribly attractive.... she fizzed back to life hahaha" Great news... from the shed! | |||
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"What was the cure ?? It seems leaving it alone for a day or two, and reading some very detailed and sexy messages from someone I find terribly attractive.... she fizzed back to life hahaha" Fantastic news! | |||
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