FabSwingers.com forum: Avoid Peach Perfect!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Definitely a time waster - and I've heard she has hairy arm-pits, chronic BO and a smelly minge (that may or may not look like a badly packed kebab!)

Anyone else we should avoid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" a smelly minge (that may or may not look like a badly packed kebab!) "

Pass me the chilli sauce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a time waster - and I've heard she has hairy arm-pits, chronic BO and a smelly minge (that may or may not look like a badly packed kebab!)

Anyone else we should avoid?

Yep.

Rachael Alchera.

She tends to bite down when she orgasms so one end of the spit roast ends up female.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" a smelly minge (that may or may not look like a badly packed kebab!)

Pass me the chilli sauce! "

Ouch!! 'Heat play isn't my thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid me im colder than the ice queens knickers you coming to jaydees on the 13th peachy bum ?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid Ms Innocent, she's not as innocent as her name suggests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a time waster - and I've heard she has hairy arm-pits, chronic BO and a smelly minge (that may or may not look like a badly packed kebab!)

Anyone else we should avoid?

noted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid everknows I hear he steals people souls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a time waster - and I've heard she has hairy arm-pits, chronic BO and a smelly minge (that may or may not look like a badly packed kebab!)

Anyone else we should avoid?

Shes got a terrible arse too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely a time waster - and I've heard she has hairy arm-pits, chronic BO and a smelly minge (that may or may not look like a badly packed kebab!)

Anyone else we should avoid?

Shes got a terrible arse too"

Very true! Heard the bitch photo shops it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foxy stoaty stoat is a fake lying unfunny

Git of a man childish sense of humour and a twat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid women - they're all batshit mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid women - they're all batshit mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard that Merry what's his face, thinks he's a bit special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard that Merry what's his face, thinks he's a bit special.

Good thing I've blocked him, then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I heard that Merry what's his face, thinks he's a bit special.

Yeah - I heard that too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard that Merry what's his face, thinks he's a bit special.

Good thing I've blocked him, then.

Just as well....I also heard he sends random messages too!!

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

"Definitely a time waster - and I've heard she has hairy arm-pits, chronic BO and a smelly minge (that may or may not look like a badly packed kebab!)

Anyone else we should avoid?

Funniest thread today

nearly choked on my coffee when I read this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy armpits? Are you German?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if you can get a timeout for dissing yourself....

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I heard that Merry what's his face, thinks he's a bit special.

I heard he has girlie eyelashes.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I've tried avoiding you but you keep turning up wherever I go. Amour, Swingfields, is there nowhere you won't follow me to?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Bendaroos - They aren't even bendy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard that Merry what's his face, thinks he's a bit special.

I heard he has girlie eyelashes.

Yeah really long ones....he makes me sick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid that Duke guy, complete lack of personality and hides behind his enthralling avatar and pics. Only laughs three times a year and meets even less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone see how high we got the sister thread to this one? It was getting silly admittedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bendaroos - They aren't even bendy!

Ffs...there's That fantasy shattered

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Did anyone see how high we got the sister thread to this one? It was getting silly admittedly

Last time I looked 201 but it got higher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid women - they're all batshit mental

I've met a chap or two who sit on the questionable side of the sanity line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid Free n Easy; they're neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone see how high we got the sister thread to this one? It was getting silly admittedly

Last time I looked 201 but it got higher."

Aaaannny advance on 201?

Flipping children, the lot of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid women - they're all batshit mental

Roughly 25% of the female population are on mental health medication.

...that means that 75% are running around untreated

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"I've tried avoiding you but you keep turning up wherever I go. Amour, Swingfields, is there nowhere you won't follow me to?"

You are being stalked by me

the only unicorn on fab so I use a useless profile to escape detection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid Vince he is a literary twat who annoys people who can't read or rite proper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly avoid HighHeels, she's definitely fake .............. well, bits of her are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid Ms Innocent, she's not as innocent as her name suggests

Is the Ms part still relevant though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid us, we are bisexual deviants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid Ms Innocent, she's not as innocent as her name suggests

Is the Ms part still relevant though? "

I couldn't get Miss, it was already taken

I am a divorcee though so I suppose it is relevant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

Avoid louise500 ive been told she is seriously addictive, very dirty and a freak at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we're all avoiding these dodgy people...

LOOK AT ME!! I'm pretty marvellous today

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Bendaroos - They aren't even bendy!

Ffs...there's That fantasy shattered

Bastards! They need reporting to Trading Standards. Tarred and feathered is too good for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid women - they're all batshit mental

I've met a chap or two who sit on the questionable side of the sanity line! "

Wibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid Ms Innocent, she's not as innocent as her name suggests

Is the Ms part still relevant though?

I couldn't get Miss, it was already taken

I am a divorcee though so I suppose it is relevant

As long as it's not Mr now I mean that'd be a belter of an avoid reason lol, I was thinking avoid ms innocent she is neither innocent nor a ms(miss/Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As we're all avoiding these dodgy people...

LOOK AT ME!! I'm pretty marvellous today

You're ok I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've tried avoiding you but you keep turning up wherever I go. Amour, Swingfields, is there nowhere you won't follow me to?"

I will definitely NOT follow you into the toilet - probably!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd avoid me. Everyone else does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I says peachy is a god damn sex maniac, loony as they come & snores like fuck! So yes do avoid -never try to get to close as I like smelling flowers not BO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid me. I'm just a photo tart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Avoid me. I'm just a photo tart. "

You are! - but a rather scrumptious one! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I says peachy is a god damn sex maniac, loony as they come & snores like fuck! So yes do avoid -never try to get to close as I like smelling flowers not BO "

Smelling like flowers is soooo last year dahling!

Smelling like gone off fish paste is de rigeur now - and I've got it down to a 'T'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I says peachy is a god damn sex maniac, loony as they come & snores like fuck! So yes do avoid -never try to get to close as I like smelling flowers not BO "

.........and you DO realise that in that first line you've just made me infinitely desirable don't you? - BO or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd avoid GoodniteGirl. She'll wrote on your profile wall and tell everyone about it after

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

id avoid Suzy444 if i were you, she says shes like a cat, people have to cage, shackle and put her on a leash..not to mention she plays with ducks and other things in hot tubs....freaky animal

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Anyone with a profile name made up from a pun/ play on words like... say... Paul DeUther-One.

DO not even look them up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I says peachy is a god damn sex maniac, loony as they come & snores like fuck! So yes do avoid -never try to get to close as I like smelling flowers not BO

.........and you DO realise that in that first line you've just made me infinitely desirable don't you? - BO or not!

Personal interpretation is a wonderful thing when you live in your own little loony world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid teabags, she'll make you feel bad about your penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I says peachy is a god damn sex maniac, loony as they come & snores like fuck! So yes do avoid -never try to get to close as I like smelling flowers not BO

.........and you DO realise that in that first line you've just made me infinitely desirable don't you? - BO or not!

Personal interpretation is a wonderful thing when you live in your own little loony world

You're just jealous because my world is so lovely - full of butterflies 'n bluebirds 'n shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Avoid teabags, she'll make you feel bad about your penis. "

Not if it's over 8 inches she won't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid teabags, she'll make you feel bad about your penis. "

Not mine. You'd be too busy with my udders.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Most definitely avoid that Bonbons fella, never a good word to say and he gives those sugary treats a bad name and if you can find someone who has a nice word to say about him, avoid them too!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm staying off of this thread, last time I did something like this, I complained and got myself banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid scarlet seduction. She thinks you're not worth the effort anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^This guy^ has a load of tattoos and piercings, cannot be trusted with anyone's wife EVER and enjoys the taste of vagina far more than would be considered "normal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid miss special k ...she's nothing like the breakfast ......and once she kisses you your be addicted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if you can get a timeout for dissing yourself....

I haven't managed it so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if you can get a timeout for dissing yourself....

I haven't managed it so far

Avoid YeOldeWitchDoc, his snake oil has no healing properties whatsoever and he talks shite incessantly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy Women should avoid bald men from the Woking area! Hang on a minute, they already do LOL!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sexy Women should avoid bald men from the Woking area! Hang on a minute, they already do LOL!!!

So visit Leyland - I'll look after you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is completely ironic. I'm fierce. Grrrrrr... So watch out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy Women should avoid bald men from the Woking area! Hang on a minute, they already do LOL!!!

So visit Leyland - I'll look after you!

Thank you xx

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Having a giggle and enjoying this thread xx

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

I will take my chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid Scrumdiddlyumptious!

Well every other fucker does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PB... pffft breath stinks of fish!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

We should definitely be avoided at all costs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I says peachy is a god damn sex maniac, loony as they come & snores like fuck! So yes do avoid -never try to get to close as I like smelling flowers not BO

.........and you DO realise that in that first line you've just made me infinitely desirable don't you? - BO or not!

Personal interpretation is a wonderful thing when you live in your own little loony world

It's ok - they like her there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill visit leyland! Im not far away peachy

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Hanky is a pink twat.....

Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hanky is a pink twat.....

Simples

Is or has?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I says peachy is a god damn sex maniac, loony as they come & snores like fuck! So yes do avoid -never try to get to close as I like smelling flowers not BO

.........and you DO realise that in that first line you've just made me infinitely desirable don't you? - BO or not!

Personal interpretation is a wonderful thing when you live in your own little loony world

It's ok - they like her there

They Do! And they think I smell divine and that my snoring sounds like sweet, angelic music!

- and they LOVE IT that I'm a sex maniac!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Hanky is a pink twat.....

Simples

Is or has?"

I'll let those in the know decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid BoldGirl like the plague. She's an absolute creep!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

That olovingman will try to nick your best towels by sticking them up his bum

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Have you guys heard of that user called Somethingsomethingfucktoy?

Yeah, her profile is entirely fake. All fake photos, fake veris (I heard she bought them off eBay). Never meets. Just chats and collects pics. Compete waste of time.

Also a massively bratty bitch.

Report her the very first opportunity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just changed my status to avoid Crazyhotwife in honour of today's events.

Wonder what the locals will make of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid Glacer, drinks far too much tea which gives him cronic and uncontrollable flatulance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you guys heard of that user called Somethingsomethingfucktoy?

Yeah, her profile is entirely fake. All fake photos, fake veris (I heard she bought them off eBay). Never meets. Just chats and collects pics. Compete waste of time.

Also a massively bratty bitch.

Report her the very first opportunity. "

Reported xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cinnamonandginger avoid at all cost! Ginger is just a figment of Cin's imagination which he makes real by donning a ginger wig and female clothing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walkingtaff, I hear he is such a cad and time waster

Pooch

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Avoid Shag Tonight - he's very impatient.

(I know, I know, it's meant to be about yourself, but I love his never-ending post

Erm, avoid Lost Sock - he's Welsh, basically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid Camfun222, he has a small willy and only lasts 2 seconds.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Avoid Bobredelephant...he's not red...or an elephant...though he is slightly wrinkly around the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I says peachy is a god damn sex maniac, loony as they come & snores like fuck! So yes do avoid -never try to get to close as I like smelling flowers not BO

.........and you DO realise that in that first line you've just made me infinitely desirable don't you? - BO or not!

Personal interpretation is a wonderful thing when you live in your own little loony world

Certainly avoid FabQueen, she's a nutjob and bloomin' lethal with a strap on.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Avoid FlirtmanXXX... Oh you are already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I says peachy is a god damn sex maniac, loony as they come & snores like fuck! So yes do avoid -never try to get to close as I like smelling flowers not BO

.........and you DO realise that in that first line you've just made me infinitely desirable don't you? - BO or not!

Personal interpretation is a wonderful thing when you live in your own little loony world

Certainly avoid FabQueen, she's a nutjob and bloomin' lethal with a strap on.

Don't let ANY of that Coven near Firestarter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrolling through to check we don't get named lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I says peachy is a god damn sex maniac, loony as they come & snores like fuck! So yes do avoid -never try to get to close as I like smelling flowers not BO

.........and you DO realise that in that first line you've just made me infinitely desirable don't you? - BO or not!

Personal interpretation is a wonderful thing when you live in your own little loony world

Certainly avoid FabQueen, she's a nutjob and bloomin' lethal with a strap on.

Don't let ANY of that Coven near Firestarter

Who the bloody hell is Firestarter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the bloody hell is Firestarter?

I'm the Firestarter, twisted firestarter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I says peachy is a god damn sex maniac, loony as they come & snores like fuck! So yes do avoid -never try to get to close as I like smelling flowers not BO

.........and you DO realise that in that first line you've just made me infinitely desirable don't you? - BO or not!

Personal interpretation is a wonderful thing when you live in your own little loony world

Certainly avoid FabQueen, she's a nutjob and bloomin' lethal with a strap on.

Oi - hand break Mrs .....leather with a strap maybe but Nutjob...I challenge that ... slightly unhinged I'll have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I says peachy is a god damn sex maniac, loony as they come & snores like fuck! So yes do avoid -never try to get to close as I like smelling flowers not BO

.........and you DO realise that in that first line you've just made me infinitely desirable don't you? - BO or not!

Personal interpretation is a wonderful thing when you live in your own little loony world

Certainly avoid FabQueen, she's a nutjob and bloomin' lethal with a strap on.

Oi - hand break Mrs .....leather with a strap maybe but Nutjob...I challenge that ... slightly unhinged I'll have

Lethal not leather ....but that would be weird - a leather strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a time waster - and I've heard she has hairy arm-pits, chronic BO and a smelly minge (that may or may not look like a badly packed kebab!)

Anyone else we should avoid?

Tiff not Tiffany. There's no fanny in Tiff, so avoid her if that's what you're looking for!

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