FabSwingers.com forum: Profile turn off's

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When reading peoples profiles are there key phraises that turn you off

ie I like to push boundaries

But everyone has different boundaries

dont they

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

I'm married and she doesn't know I'm on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have very specific age limits that will not be broken...

Then you read the first veri and guess what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General angry rants are off putting

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By *reddy96Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

"I have very specific age limits that will not be broken...

Then you read the first veri and guess what"
oh I like that 1 to

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The ones that say 'open minded' but aren't.

The ones that demand a code word.

The ones with the pointless Sydney Uni warning.

The ones that say 'professional' but can't spell.

The ones that say lots but actually say very little.

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"General angry rants are off putting"
....agreed

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The ones that say 'I'm not like the other men on here' - no shit, clone boy

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

The ones with a huge list of Dos and Don'ts.... mostly Don'ts...

GTFO I cant be doing with you

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The ones that say 'I don't bite unless you want me to"

That is so Yawnsville, Alabama.

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Can someone explain to me what the feck the Sydney University thing is all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overly demanding Prima Donna profiles.

I don't want to meet someone like that.

I'm looking for fun people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"General angry rants are off putting....agreed "

I know why they are there and codewords are for a reason on reading profiles but it is very negative and off putting.

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Overly demanding Prima Donna profiles.

I don't want to meet someone like that.

I'm looking for fun people

"
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Same for us xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooooo

Many

A status saying ' oooooh what to do today '

'Thanks for last night'

'Who's going to chams'

A profile life story

'Come get me boys'

'Ooooh I'm all wet'

Who is Sydney anyway???

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Can someone explain to me what the feck the Sydney University thing is all about?"

An urban myth that dur-brains fall for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public photos of a body part close up.

No information or too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rants like "FFS SO SICK OF TIME WASTERS READ MY FUCKING PROFILE" etc etc

Soooo many profiles that are just one long negative rant. Also long lists of "I do not do this that or that blablabla"

Biggest off putting thing for me though is "NO SINGLE GUYS!!!" - I never message those profiles LOL

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Came across one that said 'don't do cock rings or condoms' which was a bit scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh what pisses me off most are couples who are looking for females or other couples and yet can't be arsed to put at least a few decent pictures of the male up!

I just assume the male can't be much to look at and move on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys that have very little on theirs and just write "looking for fun with females".

Not really giving much away matey.

And in defence of the "Prima Donna " profile, which I might be accused of having lol

Sometimes you have to write certain do's or dont's because guys can be quite offensive in messages. Or they make zero effort and think I'm going to give it up that easy. but I'm sure some people would disagree with me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen one yesterday that read:

"Open minded and up for anything but won't do anal, public, water sports, women or threesomes."

Thatcprofile was screaming open minded to me lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Will fill this in later"

Can't be bothered to write a profile? I can't be bothered to reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys that have very little on theirs and just write "looking for fun with females".

Not really giving much away matey.

And in defence of the "Prima Donna " profile, which I might be accused of having lol

I definitely wouldn't say you are a Prina Donna your profile comes across as nice and friendly with a few things you prefer. I've seen some ranty profiles on here and yours isn't like that. Can't believe people refer to you as chocolate in this day and age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/04/16 10:46:19]

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Are we all checking our profiles to make sure none of the above are on it?

I never understand the reason for writing 'been here before and know what it's about'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that say we can spot dreamers and timewasters a mile off, not sure why it annoys me but it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many preferences!!! I have no type looks, shape, race, whatever??? The mind is the number 1 sexual organ, stimulate the mind the rest follows naturally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones that say 'I don't bite unless you want me to"

That is so Yawnsville, Alabama. "

That's my new fave insult!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word "fun"... what am I? A fecking leisure centre...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that are as long as my arm. With a list of 'Rules'. By the time you get to the bottom you've forgotten what the frig you have just read.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"The word "fun"... what am I? A fecking leisure centre..."

Do you have a slip n slide and a ball pit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word "fun"... what am I? A fecking leisure centre...

Do you have a slip n slide and a ball pit?

Okay I see your point.... I AM a fecking leisure centre...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love eaing pussy can do it for hours"

"I wont bite, unless you ask me to"

"Just ask"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I delete your message than I'm not interested"

They always delete my bloody messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""If I delete your message than I'm not interested"

They always delete my bloody messages!"

Guilty of this! Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When reading peoples profiles are there key phraises that turn you off

ie I like to push boundaries

But everyone has different boundaries

dont they"

Will fill in later......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""If I delete your message than I'm not interested"

They always delete my bloody messages!

Guilty of this! Oops! "

It's alright, you've never deleted my message!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Personally I don't like to see the words "shaven" or "smoothly shaven". It's not that I'm not a fan of a shaven haven. It's just that I'm such a big fan of the more hirsute lady. Thus seeing those little words makes my heart sink a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I don't like to see the words "shaven" or "smoothly shaven". It's not that I'm not a fan of a shaven haven. It's just that I'm such a big fan of the more hirsute lady. Thus seeing those little words makes my heart sink a little."

I normally get negative comments for my hair so hooray for you

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Close ups of particular body parts!

Complete profile in txt spk

Back again after a brake (completely new profile)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[read above posts.....quickly check own profile.....think about omitting above mentioned quotes... decide to leave them to wind others up!]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who describes themselves as 'attractive' is an instant turn off.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

"suck you dry"

"fuck me senseless"

NOT knowing the difference between you're and your!!!

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

"The word "fun"... what am I? A fecking leisure centre...

Do you have a slip n slide and a ball pit?

LOL I absolutely hate the word "fun" to describe sex too. What are we 15/16yr olds? If you want fun find a fucking theme park or a clown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black guys who use the word chocolate when describing themselves, its just so cringe worthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any profile which says "not meeting single guys" even when the preferences state otherwise.

Waste of time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's one long run on sentence without any punctuation.

'looking for like minded people' This puts me off because I'm a weirdo and because when written on it's own it's meaningless. You have to give at least a bit of a clue to know if someone reading might think 'By gum, I think we just be compatible'

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I don't like negativity or swathes of up close photos of genitalia

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Public photos of a body part close up.

No information or too much

Nothing worse than seeing what someone has had for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One profile I looked at recently had about thirty pics of the guys cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they send you a message but hide their profile....what's the point of sending message if you can't be checked out

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

"Tbh what pisses me off most are couples who are looking for females or other couples and yet can't be arsed to put at least a few decent pictures of the male up!

I just assume the male can't be much to look at and move on! "

Here, here.....what, so as long as the female half's hot, it doesn't matter if he's Quasimodo's less attractive brother?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"General angry rants are off putting....agreed "

...this...and guys quoting "is anyone genuine on here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the above

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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago

Bristol Area

"'looking for like minded people' This puts me off because I'm a weirdo and because when written on it's own it's meaningless. You have to give at least a bit of a clue to know if someone reading might think 'By gum, I think we just be compatible' "

YES! How do we know if we are like-minded, how are you minded?!

Similar to "into everything, except the usual" or "Nothing weird", one man's weird is another man's weekend.

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By *h1tewolfMan
over a year ago

Rubery

Overly-demanding people who you notice having very little to offer after looking at their profile desc./pics.

Yeah, you're free to ask for whatever you want but come on, get a fucking grip...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word "fun"... what am I? A fecking leisure centre..."

I think this is the one that puts me off most. It has to be the most unimaginative word.

Next to that, those profiles that have loads of pictures but they only have one unfriendly line of text! They irritate the hell outta me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to be discrete

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