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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Been watching some porn with ladies with huge clits, found it very sexy.

Many ladies with large clits on here? Or if you'd rather PM me please do, love to hear from or meet any ladies with bigger than average clits.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Just go all out and try a penis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just go all out and try a penis?"

There's always one really helpful twat !!!!

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

It was cheeky, but pretty funny!

Hope you find what you're looking for xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just go all out and try a penis?

There's always one really helpful twat !!!! "

Its made of the same stuff so I see his logic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been watching some porn with ladies with huge clits, found it very sexy.

Many ladies with large clits on here? Or if you'd rather PM me please do, love to hear from or meet any ladies with bigger than average clits."

Big clits scare the shit out of me as do big nipples ....small tidy vaginas & nice small nips do it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been watching some porn with ladies with huge clits, found it very sexy.

Many ladies with large clits on here? Or if you'd rather PM me please do, love to hear from or meet any ladies with bigger than average clits.

Big clits scare the shit out of me as do big nipples ....small tidy vaginas & nice small nips do it for me "

I totally get the nip thing, altho I love big tits. I would have said the same re pussy until something peeked an interest when I seen the porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love big nips more to lick and suck but hate big clits l o l

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By *layfulserfMan
over a year ago

Northolt

I always thought that the clit was a females penis and that women have clits just like men have nipples?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love big nips more to lick and suck but hate big clits l o l"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is your definition of a big clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of ham hanging out neat and tidy for me l o l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is your definition of a big clit"

Too many dangly bits on a vagina - like them all tucked away not like an over stuffed kebab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is your definition of a big clit

Too many dangly bits on a vagina - like them all tucked away not like an over stuffed kebab! "

Anything that could double as a Christmas decoration or theatre curtain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does a post about the clitoris turn into the usual offensive shite from men and women alike about women's labia? We weren't all blessed with the tiny, neat, perfect variety but why do people have to be so fucking rude? It's not like anyone did anything to get theirs except be born that way.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Been watching some porn with ladies with huge clits, found it very sexy.

Many ladies with large clits on here? Or if you'd rather PM me please do, love to hear from or meet any ladies with bigger than average clits."

Had a big clit in my mouth once. Well - twice actually. I was really worried I was on the turn. Fortunately, a good shagging cured me if that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does a post about the clitoris turn into the usual offensive shite from men and women alike about women's labia? We weren't all blessed with the tiny, neat, perfect variety but why do people have to be so fucking rude? It's not like anyone did anything to get theirs except be born that way. "

I think some of the posters need to go back to biology class

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"How does a post about the clitoris turn into the usual offensive shite from men and women alike about women's labia? We weren't all blessed with the tiny, neat, perfect variety but why do people have to be so fucking rude? It's not like anyone did anything to get theirs except be born that way. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm one of the lucky ones, nice tiny tucked away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm one of the lucky ones, nice tiny tucked away "

Congratulations, I'll just mint you that medal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does a post about the clitoris turn into the usual offensive shite from men and women alike about women's labia? We weren't all blessed with the tiny, neat, perfect variety but why do people have to be so fucking rude? It's not like anyone did anything to get theirs except be born that way. "

I was just thinking this as I read through the thread

I asked Marc and apparently mine is average, not big or small. We had an mff once with a woman who had largish labia and clit and I honestly don't think there was a real difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm one of the lucky ones, nice tiny tucked away

Congratulations, I'll just mint you that medal "

Awww thanks, that's teal nice of you ...silver please I'm allergic to gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just go all out and try a penis?"

lol,,,funny,funny,funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't know if mine's big or small having not inspected any others to compair lol but I when I've been doing clit work it turns into a little purple jellybean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm one of the lucky ones, nice tiny tucked away

Congratulations, I'll just mint you that medal

Awww thanks, that's teal nice of you ...silver please I'm allergic to gold "

I have to be nice, see, to get away with my minging genitalia. You have to have a nice tiny tucked away one to pull off being a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines on the large side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm one of the lucky ones, nice tiny tucked away

Congratulations, I'll just mint you that medal

Awww thanks, that's teal nice of you ...silver please I'm allergic to gold

I have to be nice, see, to get away with my minging genitalia. You have to have a nice tiny tucked away one to pull off being a bitch. "

Yes, it's taken years of practice & at 40 I think I have finally mastered it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mines on the large side "

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Just go all out and try a penis?

There's always one really helpful twat !!!! "

You're thread was in decline, I was giving you a helping hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me."

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit "

Fair enough just thought it was a bit thoughtless that's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit

Fair enough just thought it was a bit thoughtless that's all."

I always put thought in to my comments, I can't spell for shit so I have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised no one has put up a thread of "show us your flange Friday"

Photos or it doesn't exist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that big clits as in the ones that look like a burst kebab?

each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprised no one has put up a thread of "show us your flange Friday"

Photos or it doesn't exist! "

Love your choice in Legend ....flange really - thought that was a part of a plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is that big clits as in the ones that look like a burst kebab?

each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprised no one has put up a thread of "show us your flange Friday"

Photos or it doesn't exist!

Love your choice in Legend ....flange really - thought that was a part of a plane "

I couldn't really say a little gem lettuce with a cherry tomato on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time someone slags a man off for not being able to find a clit I think I'll direct them to this thread.

Jesus wept, grown women can't tell the difference between labia and the clitoris now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next time someone slags a man off for not being able to find a clit I think I'll direct them to this thread.

Jesus wept, grown women can't tell the difference between labia and the clitoris now? "

I never said i was grown up, maybe 40 but my mind is still in my 20's - seriously I'm sure I'm only 23

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next time someone slags a man off for not being able to find a clit I think I'll direct them to this thread.

Jesus wept, grown women can't tell the difference between labia and the clitoris now?

I never said i was grown up, maybe 40 but my mind is still in my 20's - seriously I'm sure I'm only 23 "

I said grown rather than grown up, but I'd have thought it was the kind of basic biology people grasped once they hit about 16 anyway, so it's a moot point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next time someone slags a man off for not being able to find a clit I think I'll direct them to this thread.

Jesus wept, grown women can't tell the difference between labia and the clitoris now?

I never said i was grown up, maybe 40 but my mind is still in my 20's - seriously I'm sure I'm only 23

I said grown rather than grown up, but I'd have thought it was the kind of basic biology people grasped once they hit about 16 anyway, so it's a moot point. "

Do you think I should put on my profile that my mental age averages around 20?? ...I'm in the process of revamping it..may do me good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just go all out and try a penis?"

But a penis is generally easy to find, so less fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't know what the OP meant by large clit so I asked Marc and he showed me. I didn't realize they got that large. You learn something new every day.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

so if the sky remote measures the penis, what scale does the clit/ labia work to?

and i do know the difference between them both but im lost on which one we are talking about so my mind went into boggling, but still was curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a big fan of the larger clitted lady too! Nothing wrong with a pussy that looks like a dropped kebab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so if the sky remote measures the penis, what scale does the clit/ labia work to?

and i do know the difference between them both but im lost on which one we are talking about so my mind went into boggling, but still was curious "

Could try Malteasers or chocolate raisins. Now a packet of Revels brings a whole new story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so if the sky remote measures the penis, what scale does the clit/ labia work to?

and i do know the difference between them both but im lost on which one we are talking about so my mind went into boggling, but still was curious

Could try Malteasers or chocolate raisins. Now a packet of Revels brings a whole new story. "

Revels would be far more enticing ....just not the coffee ones ...yak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was an interesting read

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By *irtydom86Man
over a year ago

Up north!

Just to say that actually, a lot of men prefer large labia lips! Myself included!

Not that it makes a huge difference, it's all about the lady herself, but from past experience I've found that large labia lips turn me on far more than 'neat and tidy tucked away' ones. Particularly when giving oral!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does a post about the clitoris turn into the usual offensive shite from men and women alike about women's labia? We weren't all blessed with the tiny, neat, perfect variety but why do people have to be so fucking rude? It's not like anyone did anything to get theirs except be born that way. "

thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I have a biggun but then I have a big everything lol

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"so if the sky remote measures the penis, what scale does the clit/ labia work to?

and i do know the difference between them both but im lost on which one we are talking about so my mind went into boggling, but still was curious

Could try Malteasers or chocolate raisins. Now a packet of Revels brings a whole new story. "

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By *ormalguy71Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"so if the sky remote measures the penis, what scale does the clit/ labia work to?

and i do know the difference between them both but im lost on which one we are talking about so my mind went into boggling, but still was curious

Could try Malteasers or chocolate raisins. Now a packet of Revels brings a whole new story. "

That's a pic worth seeing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been watching some porn with ladies with huge clits, found it very sexy.

Many ladies with large clits on here? Or if you'd rather PM me please do, love to hear from or meet any ladies with bigger than average clits.

Big clits scare the shit o

ut of me as do big nipples ....small tidy vaginas & nice small nips do it for me "

Same here

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"How does a post about the clitoris turn into the usual offensive shite from men and women alike about women's labia? We weren't all blessed with the tiny, neat, perfect variety but why do people have to be so fucking rude? It's not like anyone did anything to get theirs except be born that way.

I think some of the posters need to go back to biology class "

You'd think that an adult woman would know the difference between labia and a clit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they were on steroids ? Female bodybuilders who take them get enlarged clits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come into this thread with a hard on you will leave with it shriveld up one thing a guy can't stand is bitchyness god they seems to be loads on here she said he said I said hmmmmmm what was the question again op

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"Just to say that actually, a lot of men prefer large labia lips! Myself included!

Not that it makes a huge difference, it's all about the lady herself, but from past experience I've found that large labia lips turn me on far more than 'neat and tidy tucked away' ones. Particularly when giving oral!"

Give me the big ones. Those small, supposedly neat ones don't do a thing for me. I'd prefer not to be rude about them but they do look under developed to me. Him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next time someone slags a man off for not being able to find a clit I think I'll direct them to this thread.

Jesus wept, grown women can't tell the difference between labia and the clitoris now? "

I've just read through and was thinking just that, clitoris and Labia are two very different parts of the Vagina. Amazed how many women commenting have no idea about their own bodies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come into this thread with a hard on you will leave with it shriveld up one thing a guy can't stand is bitchyness god they seems to be loads on here she said he said I said hmmmmmm what was the question again op "

Just for you

Been watching some porn with ladies with huge clits, found it very sexy.

Many ladies with large clits on here? Or if you'd rather PM me please do, love to hear from or meet any ladies with bigger than average clits.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Maybe they were on steroids ? Female bodybuilders who take them get enlarged clits. "

Or maybe they just have big clits like me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me thinks someone on here has a big meaty pussy and is a bit touchy about it ! Lol

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"How does a post about the clitoris turn into the usual offensive shite from men and women alike about women's labia? We weren't all blessed with the tiny, neat, perfect variety but why do people have to be so fucking rude? It's not like anyone did anything to get theirs except be born that way. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been watching some porn with ladies with huge clits, found it very sexy.

Many ladies with large clits on here? Or if you'd rather PM me please do, love to hear from or meet any ladies with bigger than average clits."

trouble is i've not seen any clits to know the difference seen plenty of naked women in the changing rooms but you can't really see.i think they get like a hard on when turned on,so bigger

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit "

No you just put down those who don't meet your exacting standards. I hope to fuck you don't have any female dependants cos their body image issues are going to be off the fucking scale.

Ladies love your clits whatever size they be.....I've loved mine already today

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm surprised how bitchy this thread is. Don't all women come in different shapes and sizes? Also as has been pointed out we are born this way. No one should be made to feel bad about it even if your preference is for the opposite.

A bad attitude is far worse than being a certain shape

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Me thinks someone on here has a big meaty pussy and is a bit touchy about it ! Lol

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Sorry but thats just rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks someone on here has a big meaty pussy and is a bit touchy about it ! Lol

"

I have a burst couch, beef curtains, a badly packed kebab, a ripped bus seat - whatever other disgusting phrase someone wants to use to describe the most intimate part of me.

I'm only touchy about it when bitchy women and their gaggle of little friends (and sometimes men who were sadly rejected from their auditions to appear in the Inbetweeners) decide being insulting about other women's bodies is the best route to bigging themselves up for something they haven't even done anything to get.

The rest of the time, me and my labia get along just fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha ive never heard some of those terms ..

If u allow whats written in the forums bother u then don't come on here .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha ive never heard some of those terms ..

If u allow whats written in the forums bother u then don't come on here .

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Why does disagreeing with something mean it's bothering her?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"I'm surprised how bitchy this thread is. Don't all women come in different shapes and sizes? Also as has been pointed out we are born this way. No one should be made to feel bad about it even if your preference is for the opposite.

A bad attitude is far worse than being a certain shape "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha ha ha was funny

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By *irtydom86Man
over a year ago

Up north!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

All pussys are fabulous. I have one long inner lip in mine, no guy or gal has complained ever. My clit works really well too. Cum try xxx

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Me thinks someone on here has a big meaty pussy and is a bit touchy about it ! Lol

Sorry but thats just rude"

Female haters everywhere even here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clits cum in all shapes n sizes n every cunts got one

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Clits cum in all shapes n sizes n every cunts got one "

Some poor ladies have been mutilated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clits cum in all shapes n sizes n every cunts got one

Some poor ladies have been mutilated"

I was trying to brighten up a negative thread!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Clits cum in all shapes n sizes n every cunts got one

Some poor ladies have been mutilated

I was trying to brighten up a negative thread!"

I apologise xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clits cum in all shapes n sizes n every cunts got one

Some poor ladies have been mutilated

I was trying to brighten up a negative thread!

I apologise xx"

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha ive never heard some of those terms ..

If u allow whats written in the forums bother u then don't come on here .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit

No you just put down those who don't meet your exacting standards. I hope to fuck you don't have any female dependants cos their body image issues are going to be off the fucking scale.

Ladies love your clits whatever size they be.....I've loved mine already today"

Freedom of speech ..get over yourself!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit

No you just put down those who don't meet your exacting standards. I hope to fuck you don't have any female dependants cos their body image issues are going to be off the fucking scale.

Ladies love your clits whatever size they be.....I've loved mine already today

Freedom of speech ..get over yourself! "

lol...freedom of speech doesnt mean you can say what you like with no consequence...educate yourself!

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over a year ago


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit

No you just put down those who don't meet your exacting standards. I hope to fuck you don't have any female dependants cos their body image issues are going to be off the fucking scale.

Ladies love your clits whatever size they be.....I've loved mine already today

Freedom of speech ..get over yourself!

lol...freedom of speech doesnt mean you can say what you like with no consequence...educate yourself!"

Yeah it does - I have said what I have wanted & it was not aimed at anyone in particular - then so have you - no one died ....voila ...#freedomofspeach

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

women are awesome. i love all of them including their pussies and i love mine..simple..next question xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg this is one of my 3 fetishes. Absolutely love large clit. Incidentally, are they more sensitive than smaller ones?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Omg this is one of my 3 fetishes. Absolutely love large clit. Incidentally, are they more sensitive than smaller ones? "

you are talking clits or labias?

and i dont have two of each to compare myself with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha ive never heard some of those terms ..

If u allow whats written in the forums bother u then don't come on here .

"

I think it's perfectly reasonable to call out immature bitchiness when she sees it.

And I agree with everything she said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit

No you just put down those who don't meet your exacting standards. I hope to fuck you don't have any female dependants cos their body image issues are going to be off the fucking scale.

Ladies love your clits whatever size they be.....I've loved mine already today

Freedom of speech ..get over yourself!

lol...freedom of speech doesnt mean you can say what you like with no consequence...educate yourself!

Yeah it does - I have said what I have wanted & it was not aimed at anyone in particular - then so have you - no one died ....voila ...#freedomofspeach"

So someone has to die before something is considered a bitchy thing to say? Wowsa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit

No you just put down those who don't meet your exacting standards. I hope to fuck you don't have any female dependants cos their body image issues are going to be off the fucking scale.

Ladies love your clits whatever size they be.....I've loved mine already today

Freedom of speech ..get over yourself!

lol...freedom of speech doesnt mean you can say what you like with no consequence...educate yourself!

Yeah it does - I have said what I have wanted & it was not aimed at anyone in particular - then so have you - no one died ....voila ...#freedomofspeach

So someone has to die before something is considered a bitchy thing to say? Wowsa."

Seriously - get over it!

This thread started out as simple statement & question - comments made & then anyone with a chip on their shoulder (mainly females) start calling others that have simply made a statement - no wonder men say women are nuts - making mountains out of molehills! God you're a bunch of moaning nagging cows!

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over a year ago


"Omg this is one of my 3 fetishes. Absolutely love large clit. Incidentally, are they more sensitive than smaller ones?

you are talking clits or labias?

and i dont have two of each to compare myself with "
Clits Suzy. Although I do LOVE hanging labia lips too! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my days... women claiming that having "neater vaginas" makes them a better woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a chip on my shoulder. Someone asked "what do you mean by a big clit?" and you and your little squad jumped in with all the usual offensive shit about labia - which isn't even what was asked! I despair for your biology teacher.

No moaning or nagging - but I generally challenge that kind of bitchy crap when I see it and will continue to do so.

Anyone who dislikes me challenging them in a public forum can go suck on my big meaty lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit

No you just put down those who don't meet your exacting standards. I hope to fuck you don't have any female dependants cos their body image issues are going to be off the fucking scale.

Ladies love your clits whatever size they be.....I've loved mine already today

Freedom of speech ..get over yourself!

lol...freedom of speech doesnt mean you can say what you like with no consequence...educate yourself!

Yeah it does - I have said what I have wanted & it was not aimed at anyone in particular - then so have you - no one died ....voila ...#freedomofspeach

So someone has to die before something is considered a bitchy thing to say? Wowsa.

Seriously - get over it!

This thread started out as simple statement & question - comments made & then anyone with a chip on their shoulder (mainly females) start calling others that have simply made a statement - no wonder men say women are nuts - making mountains out of molehills! God you're a bunch of moaning nagging cows! "

And you're acting like a child.

Your point being?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that escalated quickly.

As long as its clean who cares what it looks like!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Omg this is one of my 3 fetishes. Absolutely love large clit. Incidentally, are they more sensitive than smaller ones?

you are talking clits or labias?

and i dont have two of each to compare myself with Clits Suzy. Although I do LOVE hanging labia lips too! x"

i have one, i dont have the other..i dont think..someone will have to confirm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, none of that was even what the OP was asking about, since he didn't mention labia at all. Hope you find what you're looking for - but maybe you can see why women who have any part of them which deviates from what's been decreed as perfect by the Fab fem-mafia my be reluctant to stick their heads about the parapet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

WTF !!! Simple statement, never expected it to light the torch paper and ........... FUCKING BOOOOOM !!

Seriously chil-pill needed !!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been watching some porn with ladies with huge clits, found it very sexy.

Many ladies with large clits on here? Or if you'd rather PM me please do, love to hear from or meet any ladies with bigger than average clits."

You been watching to much porn with big clits and decided to start a thread to find a big clit woman.

Plenty of bashed up fannys on here

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit

No you just put down those who don't meet your exacting standards. I hope to fuck you don't have any female dependants cos their body image issues are going to be off the fucking scale.

Ladies love your clits whatever size they be.....I've loved mine already today

Freedom of speech ..get over yourself!

lol...freedom of speech doesnt mean you can say what you like with no consequence...educate yourself!

Yeah it does - I have said what I have wanted & it was not aimed at anyone in particular - then so have you - no one died ....voila ...#freedomofspeach

So someone has to die before something is considered a bitchy thing to say? Wowsa.

Seriously - get over it!

This thread started out as simple statement & question - comments made & then anyone with a chip on their shoulder (mainly females) start calling others that have simply made a statement - no wonder men say women are nuts - making mountains out of molehills! God you're a bunch of moaning nagging cows! "

is i just me who find the mountain and moolehill reference really funny considering the theme of this thread? lol

i have a mountain and just incase it isnt obvious enough i put a whacking great flagpole in the top of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit "

Mine is nicely tucked away as well.

Can I have a medal please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit

Mine is nicely tucked away as well.

Can I have a medal please "

I'll mint you one - silver ok...I'm cheap

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

doesn't matter if you think you have a "nice tidy" cunt if your personality makes you an all round nasty cunt

Women are such bitches. Everyone is different, no-one is better than someone else just cos they happened to be born with body parts a certain way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit

Mine is nicely tucked away as well.

Can I have a medal please

I'll mint you one - silver ok...I'm cheap "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ironic that the biggest cunts come in the smallest packages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean big pussy lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean big pussy lips "

Semantics

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit

No you just put down those who don't meet your exacting standards. I hope to fuck you don't have any female dependants cos their body image issues are going to be off the fucking scale.

Ladies love your clits whatever size they be.....I've loved mine already today

Freedom of speech ..get over yourself!

lol...freedom of speech doesnt mean you can say what you like with no consequence...educate yourself!

Yeah it does - I have said what I have wanted & it was not aimed at anyone in particular - then so have you - no one died ....voila ...#freedomofspeach

So someone has to die before something is considered a bitchy thing to say? Wowsa.

Seriously - get over it!

This thread started out as simple statement & question - comments made & then anyone with a chip on their shoulder (mainly females) start calling others that have simply made a statement - no wonder men say women are nuts - making mountains out of molehills! God you're a bunch of moaning nagging cows! "

That was uncalled for..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah very interesting - I'd love to experience a big one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just someone that knows the way round a guys body will be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just someone that knows the way round a guys body will be good "

Gunther von Hagens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in glass houses should not throw stones.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next time someone slags a man off for not being able to find a clit I think I'll direct them to this thread.

Jesus wept, grown women can't tell the difference between labia and the clitoris now?

I never said i was grown up, maybe 40 but my mind is still in my 20's - seriously I'm sure I'm only 23 "
its more than obvious

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Just go all out and try a penis?"

Lol

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I like variety. Size matters. But I'll work with anything you give me. I'm a professional. Lol

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"How does a post about the clitoris turn into the usual offensive shite from men and women alike about women's labia? We weren't all blessed with the tiny, neat, perfect variety but why do people have to be so fucking rude? It's not like anyone did anything to get theirs except be born that way. "

I love big inner labia lips. They're so beautiful. It's like window dressing. Just having a hole means I have less to lick tantalise and explore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies and gents, the clit is the little bean towards the top of a vagina and the labia are the lips surrounding the vicinity of a vagina. Two different parts. No wonder half of you cant find the clit and please a woman.

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Ladies and gents, the clit is the little bean towards the top of a vagina and the labia are the lips surrounding the vicinity of a vagina. Two different parts. No wonder half of you cant find the clit and please a woman."

They whole of a woman is sensitive. You can please a woman from nearly every inch of her body with the right stimulation and timing. Sometimes I wish I could experience that kind of intense sensitivity and pleasure. But providing it is absolutely fantastic too.

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Ladies and gents, the clit is the little bean towards the top of a vagina and the labia are the lips surrounding the vicinity of a vagina. Two different parts. No wonder half of you cant find the clit and please a woman.

They whole of a woman is sensitive. You can please a woman from nearly every inch of her body with the right stimulation and timing. Sometimes I wish I could experience that kind of intense sensitivity and pleasure. But providing it is absolutely fantastic too."

That's if they can take it. A lot of women will limit the amount of pleasure they'll allow themselves to receive as the love hormone oxytocin can make them behave in ways that are not suitable for the situation.

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ladies and gents, the clit is the little bean towards the top of a vagina and the labia are the lips surrounding the vicinity of a vagina. Two different parts. No wonder half of you cant find the clit and please a woman.

They whole of a woman is sensitive. You can please a woman from nearly every inch of her body with the right stimulation and timing. Sometimes I wish I could experience that kind of intense sensitivity and pleasure. But providing it is absolutely fantastic too.

That's if they can take it. A lot of women will limit the amount of pleasure they'll allow themselves to receive as the love hormone oxytocin can make them behave in ways that are not suitable for the situation."

That's never happened to me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does a post about the clitoris turn into the usual offensive shite from men and women alike about women's labia? We weren't all blessed with the tiny, neat, perfect variety but why do people have to be so fucking rude? It's not like anyone did anything to get theirs except be born that way. "

OP is on about clits that are huge. Not labia hanging lips.

Think you got the wrong end of the fanny parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is cracking me up lol

Ps - mine is fucking massive ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is cracking me up lol

Ps - mine is fucking massive .. "

Fuck me you're hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is cracking me up lol

Ps - mine is fucking massive .. "

I dont believe you, may i take a peek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg this is one of my 3 fetishes. Absolutely love large clit. Incidentally, are they more sensitive than smaller ones?

you are talking clits or labias?

and i dont have two of each to compare myself with Clits Suzy. Although I do LOVE hanging labia lips too! x

i have one, i dont have the other..i dont think..someone will have to confirm "
Can I volunteer please? x

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By *layersdelightCouple
over a year ago

Stevenage


"I'm one of the lucky ones, nice tiny tucked away

Congratulations, I'll just mint you that medal

Awww thanks, that's teal nice of you ...silver please I'm allergic to gold

I have to be nice, see, to get away with my minging genitalia. You have to have a nice tiny tucked away one to pull off being a bitch. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does a post about the clitoris turn into the usual offensive shite from men and women alike about women's labia? We weren't all blessed with the tiny, neat, perfect variety but why do people have to be so fucking rude? It's not like anyone did anything to get theirs except be born that way.

OP is on about clits that are huge. Not labia hanging lips.

Think you got the wrong end of the fanny parts "

Erm - I think that's her point? Because other people started going on about kebabs and curtains - and wtf has that got to do with clits?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"How does a post about the clitoris turn into the usual offensive shite from men and women alike about women's labia? We weren't all blessed with the tiny, neat, perfect variety but why do people have to be so fucking rude? It's not like anyone did anything to get theirs except be born that way.

OP is on about clits that are huge. Not labia hanging lips.

Think you got the wrong end of the fanny parts

Erm - I think that's her point? Because other people started going on about kebabs and curtains - and wtf has that got to do with clits?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does a post about the clitoris turn into the usual offensive shite from men and women alike about women's labia? We weren't all blessed with the tiny, neat, perfect variety but why do people have to be so fucking rude? It's not like anyone did anything to get theirs except be born that way.

OP is on about clits that are huge. Not labia hanging lips.

Think you got the wrong end of the fanny parts

Erm - I think that's her point? Because other people started going on about kebabs and curtains - and wtf has that got to do with clits?

"

hey where did she go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger is always better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks someone on here has a big meaty pussy and is a bit touchy about it ! Lol

I have a burst couch, beef curtains, a badly packed kebab, a ripped bus seat - whatever other disgusting phrase someone wants to use to describe the most intimate part of me.

I'm only touchy about it when bitchy women and their gaggle of little friends (and sometimes men who were sadly rejected from their auditions to appear in the Inbetweeners) decide being insulting about other women's bodies is the best route to bigging themselves up for something they haven't even done anything to get.

The rest of the time, me and my labia get along just fine. "

This

My Clit and labia are of the larger variety and to hear them described as a "burst couch" or a "dropped kebab" leaves one feeling rather self conscious

Saying that, when I'm lucky enough to have a pussy infront of me I prefer a larger Clit and labia also, the 'neat ones' do nothing for me, not as visually stimulating and there isn't all that much to lick / suckling either

Mrs Cheshire xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks someone on here has a big meaty pussy and is a bit touchy about it ! Lol

I have a burst couch, beef curtains, a badly packed kebab, a ripped bus seat - whatever other disgusting phrase someone wants to use to describe the most intimate part of me.

I'm only touchy about it when bitchy women and their gaggle of little friends (and sometimes men who were sadly rejected from their auditions to appear in the Inbetweeners) decide being insulting about other women's bodies is the best route to bigging themselves up for something they haven't even done anything to get.

The rest of the time, me and my labia get along just fine.

This

My Clit and labia are of the larger variety and to hear them described as a "burst couch" or a "dropped kebab" leaves one feeling rather self conscious

Saying that, when I'm lucky enough to have a pussy infront of me I prefer a larger Clit and labia also, the 'neat ones' do nothing for me, not as visually stimulating and there isn't all that much to lick / suckling either

Mrs Cheshire xx "

I like my neat one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tiny clit, I've often wondered if that's why it's so insensitive, maybe if it was bigger it would have more sensation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot are women body builders and its a side effect of steroid abuse is that it also makes the clit grow

Be useful for tribbing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks someone on here has a big meaty pussy and is a bit touchy about it ! Lol

I have a burst couch, beef curtains, a badly packed kebab, a ripped bus seat - whatever other disgusting phrase someone wants to use to describe the most intimate part of me.

I'm only touchy about it when bitchy women and their gaggle of little friends (and sometimes men who were sadly rejected from their auditions to appear in the Inbetweeners) decide being insulting about other women's bodies is the best route to bigging themselves up for something they haven't even done anything to get.

The rest of the time, me and my labia get along just fine.

This

My Clit and labia are of the larger variety and to hear them described as a "burst couch" or a "dropped kebab" leaves one feeling rather self conscious

Saying that, when I'm lucky enough to have a pussy infront of me I prefer a larger Clit and labia also, the 'neat ones' do nothing for me, not as visually stimulating and there isn't all that much to lick / suckling either

Mrs Cheshire xx "

I hate people who use such phrases

My daugher is 23 and a virgin because she's so ashamed of her bits, I remember when she was younger her asking me if she was normal because a couple of girls at school had noticed her getting changed at school and made nasty comments, she's been embarrassed about her lady bits ever since she's been old enough to understand they aren't 'normal', her words not mine, there's no such thing as a normal vagina, normal is what yours has formed like and I find it really sad other women say such rude comments

She's never even had a boyfriend because of all the piss taking comments she's heard guys say about women's fannys they have seen when out being lads in the pub, she said once she didn't want to be the one they were all laughing about

It's quite sad really, not that she hasn't had sex but that because she's so self conscious she shuts herself away from the possabily of a relationship just because of comment's made by rude people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks someone on here has a big meaty pussy and is a bit touchy about it ! Lol

I have a burst couch, beef curtains, a badly packed kebab, a ripped bus seat - whatever other disgusting phrase someone wants to use to describe the most intimate part of me.

I'm only touchy about it when bitchy women and their gaggle of little friends (and sometimes men who were sadly rejected from their auditions to appear in the Inbetweeners) decide being insulting about other women's bodies is the best route to bigging themselves up for something they haven't even done anything to get.

The rest of the time, me and my labia get along just fine.

This

My Clit and labia are of the larger variety and to hear them described as a "burst couch" or a "dropped kebab" leaves one feeling rather self conscious

Saying that, when I'm lucky enough to have a pussy infront of me I prefer a larger Clit and labia also, the 'neat ones' do nothing for me, not as visually stimulating and there isn't all that much to lick / suckling either

Mrs Cheshire xx

I hate people who use such phrases

My daugher is 23 and a virgin because she's so ashamed of her bits, I remember when she was younger her asking me if she was normal because a couple of girls at school had noticed her getting changed at school and made nasty comments, she's been embarrassed about her lady bits ever since she's been old enough to understand they aren't 'normal', her words not mine, there's no such thing as a normal vagina, normal is what yours has formed like and I find it really sad other women say such rude comments

She's never even had a boyfriend because of all the piss taking comments she's heard guys say about women's fannys they have seen when out being lads in the pub, she said once she didn't want to be the one they were all laughing about

It's quite sad really, not that she hasn't had sex but that because she's so self conscious she shuts herself away from the possabily of a relationship just because of comment's made by rude people "
That's a bit of a sad story

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over a year ago

Until I joined fab (and quite a bit after that actually!) it never even occurred to me that one woman's vagina/clitoris was any different to another's!

Other than one or two notable exceptions (who are clearly comfortable that their's looks different as they post close-up pictures of it!) - I still think that most vaginas look pretty similar!

As others have said- it's not exactly something we have much control over (other than whether we choose to shave or not! - and whether we do pelvic floor exercises or not) - just like a man's penis size I guess - so it seems an odd and unfair that anyone should be judged by it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread escalated.

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over a year ago


"Me thinks someone on here has a big meaty pussy and is a bit touchy about it ! Lol

I have a burst couch, beef curtains, a badly packed kebab, a ripped bus seat - whatever other disgusting phrase someone wants to use to describe the most intimate part of me.

I'm only touchy about it when bitchy women and their gaggle of little friends (and sometimes men who were sadly rejected from their auditions to appear in the Inbetweeners) decide being insulting about other women's bodies is the best route to bigging themselves up for something they haven't even done anything to get.

The rest of the time, me and my labia get along just fine.

This

My Clit and labia are of the larger variety and to hear them described as a "burst couch" or a "dropped kebab" leaves one feeling rather self conscious

Saying that, when I'm lucky enough to have a pussy infront of me I prefer a larger Clit and labia also, the 'neat ones' do nothing for me, not as visually stimulating and there isn't all that much to lick / suckling either

Mrs Cheshire xx

I hate people who use such phrases

My daugher is 23 and a virgin because she's so ashamed of her bits, I remember when she was younger her asking me if she was normal because a couple of girls at school had noticed her getting changed at school and made nasty comments, she's been embarrassed about her lady bits ever since she's been old enough to understand they aren't 'normal', her words not mine, there's no such thing as a normal vagina, normal is what yours has formed like and I find it really sad other women say such rude comments

She's never even had a boyfriend because of all the piss taking comments she's heard guys say about women's fannys they have seen when out being lads in the pub, she said once she didn't want to be the one they were all laughing about

It's quite sad really, not that she hasn't had sex but that because she's so self conscious she shuts herself away from the possabily of a relationship just because of comment's made by rude people "

Thanks for sharing that with the whole of fab. Let's hope your daughter dosent read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing wrong with big lips or a big clit! it's the way it meant to be and persoanly I don't mind a nice big clit to suck and chew on and no it does not mean that I would suck a cock just a clit!

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over a year ago


"

I hate people who use such phrases

My daugher is 23 and a virgin because she's so ashamed of her bits, I remember when she was younger her asking me if she was normal because a couple of girls at school had noticed her getting changed at school and made nasty comments, she's been embarrassed about her lady bits ever since she's been old enough to understand they aren't 'normal', her words not mine, there's no such thing as a normal vagina, normal is what yours has formed like and I find it really sad other women say such rude comments

She's never even had a boyfriend because of all the piss taking comments she's heard guys say about women's fannys they have seen when out being lads in the pub, she said once she didn't want to be the one they were all laughing about

It's quite sad really, not that she hasn't had sex but that because she's so self conscious she shuts herself away from the possabily of a relationship just because of comment's made by rude people "

I also hate people who use phrases like that. I met a guy a while back, he seemed nice - but apparently he slipped through my 'nice' filter. On getting naked and seeing my genitals he said something along the lines of 'thank fuck you don't have a cunt like a badly packed kebab with a dick sized clit. I thought that since you want to be a man, you might have mangled it already'.

Needless to say, clothes went back on immediately...

Some people, they just don't have a clue. And they don't understand how damaging their words can be.

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Well I may be the exception on fabs , I have a huge stretchy pussy , witch I absolutely love and would no way want to be the norm with a neat tidy boring little fanny lol , you should see the mail I get from actually being different, trust me tidy fanny fems you ain't got a clue what your missing , lol xxx being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries xxx

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over a year ago


"Well I may be the exception on fabs , I have a huge stretchy pussy , witch I absolutely love and would no way want to be the norm with a neat tidy boring little fanny lol , you should see the mail I get from actually being different, trust me tidy fanny fems you ain't got a clue what your missing , lol xxx being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries xxx"

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Well I may be the exception on fabs , I have a huge stretchy pussy , witch I absolutely love and would no way want to be the norm with a neat tidy boring little fanny lol , you should see the mail I get from actually being different, trust me tidy fanny fems you ain't got a clue what your missing , lol xxx being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries xxx

"

Lol what its true xxxxx

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By * lick your clitMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon tyne

I prefer a kebab every weekend if that helps the thread .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me,Jez, I think that making a woman feel uncomfortable about how her genitals look is quite offensive. We are all different and that's cool. If we met a couple where the females vagina dI'd not conform to the expected norm of some, I would still be happy to play. Hygiene is far more important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I may be the exception on fabs , I have a huge stretchy pussy , witch I absolutely love and would no way want to be the norm with a neat tidy boring little fanny lol , you should see the mail I get from actually being different, trust me tidy fanny fems you ain't got a clue what your missing , lol xxx being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries xxx

Lol what its true xxxxx"

Having longer labia (etc) doesn't automatically make you more adventurous in bed. Trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone tell me what is normal? How do you know that it's not supposed to look the way it does its all about the pleasure you can give or receive.

Maybe it's better that people just put thier prefference on the profile if they are that choosy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anyone tell me what is normal? How do you know that it's not supposed to look the way it does its all about the pleasure you can give or receive.

"

It seems to be that many people think that 'normal' is...

- A clit that retracts under the hood and is invisible most of the time.

- A hood that isn't too long.

- Inner labia that are smooth and are not visible outside of the outer labia.

- Outer labia that are 'tidy' - i.e. not hanging down.

- A vagina that is tight, but not uncomfortable so.

I learned most of this in the pub from random blokes talking loudly with their mates.

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Well I may be the exception on fabs , I have a huge stretchy pussy , witch I absolutely love and would no way want to be the norm with a neat tidy boring little fanny lol , you should see the mail I get from actually being different, trust me tidy fanny fems you ain't got a clue what your missing , lol xxx being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries xxx

Lol what its true xxxxx

Having longer labia (etc) doesn't automatically make you more adventurous in bed. Trust me."

....oh here we go miss opinionation again lol ... Read I never said better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I may be the exception on fabs , I have a huge stretchy pussy , witch I absolutely love and would no way want to be the norm with a neat tidy boring little fanny lol , you should see the mail I get from actually being different, trust me tidy fanny fems you ain't got a clue what your missing , lol xxx being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries xxx

Lol what its true xxxxx

Having longer labia (etc) doesn't automatically make you more adventurous in bed. Trust me.

....oh here we go miss opinionation again lol ... Read I never said better "

If you have to gender me, please use Mr.

Could you explain what you meant by "being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries" because that read to me as 'if you don't have a large labia, you never push your boundaries'.

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Well I may be the exception on fabs , I have a huge stretchy pussy , witch I absolutely love and would no way want to be the norm with a neat tidy boring little fanny lol , you should see the mail I get from actually being different, trust me tidy fanny fems you ain't got a clue what your missing , lol xxx being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries xxx

Lol what its true xxxxx

Having longer labia (etc) doesn't automatically make you more adventurous in bed. Trust me.

....oh here we go miss opinionation again lol ... Read I never said better

If you have to gender me, please use Mr.

Could you explain what you meant by "being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries" because that read to me as 'if you don't have a large labia, you never push your boundaries'."

... That's because MR you read into everything so highly strung , on just about every thread and make a miss judged call and go on the attack from the instance , hence you read wrong xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I may be the exception on fabs , I have a huge stretchy pussy , witch I absolutely love and would no way want to be the norm with a neat tidy boring little fanny lol , you should see the mail I get from actually being different, trust me tidy fanny fems you ain't got a clue what your missing , lol xxx being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries xxx

Lol what its true xxxxx

Having longer labia (etc) doesn't automatically make you more adventurous in bed. Trust me.

....oh here we go miss opinionation again lol ... Read I never said better

If you have to gender me, please use Mr.

Could you explain what you meant by "being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries" because that read to me as 'if you don't have a large labia, you never push your boundaries'.

... That's because MR you read into everything so highly strung , on just about every thread and make a miss judged call and go on the attack from the instance , hence you read wrong xxx"

Do enlighten me and explain what you meant then. I'm genuinely interested in what having a larger set of genitals might mean for a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just go all out and try a penis?

There's always one really helpful twat !!!!

Its made of the same stuff so I see his logic."

Its true the clitoris is basically the womans penis n i licked a few big ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you waspy for your explanation of a fanny xx I'm now happy to report that I have a nice neat tucked away cunt with a nice little bean who come out when requested too. open my flaps n it's a totally different story. I've had two kids with the first one needing an apesiotamy. I my cunt. And you my beautiful ladies (yes even you bitchy ones) should also your cunts. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kentkinkcpl.. Go see if you want to see a big clit and a super gaped pussy.. Never before have I seen such a super gaped pussy and arse that are worthy of such large insertions.. Watch out for this couple!.. I'm jealous.. Mr Kentkink is one privileged guy!!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I may be the exception on fabs , I have a huge stretchy pussy , witch I absolutely love and would no way want to be the norm with a neat tidy boring little fanny lol , you should see the mail I get from actually being different, trust me tidy fanny fems you ain't got a clue what your missing , lol xxx being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries xxx

Lol what its true xxxxx

Having longer labia (etc) doesn't automatically make you more adventurous in bed. Trust me.

....oh here we go miss opinionation again lol ... Read I never said better

If you have to gender me, please use Mr.

Could you explain what you meant by "being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries" because that read to me as 'if you don't have a large labia, you never push your boundaries'.

... That's because MR you read into everything so highly strung , on just about every thread and make a miss judged call and go on the attack from the instance , hence you read wrong xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I may be the exception on fabs , I have a huge stretchy pussy , witch I absolutely love and would no way want to be the norm with a neat tidy boring little fanny lol , you should see the mail I get from actually being different, trust me tidy fanny fems you ain't got a clue what your missing , lol xxx being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries xxx"

I'm beginning to like the huge stretchy fanny

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Well I may be the exception on fabs , I have a huge stretchy pussy , witch I absolutely love and would no way want to be the norm with a neat tidy boring little fanny lol , you should see the mail I get from actually being different, trust me tidy fanny fems you ain't got a clue what your missing , lol xxx being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries xxx

I'm beginning to like the huge stretchy fanny "
.... Mmmm same words you used when applying the lube xx hot minx you are cinders x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a clit that a woman has that makes her cum easily and often.

Makes the job easier for me

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Well I may be the exception on fabs , I have a huge stretchy pussy , witch I absolutely love and would no way want to be the norm with a neat tidy boring little fanny lol , you should see the mail I get from actually being different, trust me tidy fanny fems you ain't got a clue what your missing , lol xxx being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries xxx

Lol what its true xxxxx

Having longer labia (etc) doesn't automatically make you more adventurous in bed. Trust me.

....oh here we go miss opinionation again lol ... Read I never said better

If you have to gender me, please use Mr.

Could you explain what you meant by "being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries" because that read to me as 'if you don't have a large labia, you never push your boundaries'.

... That's because MR you read into everything so highly strung , on just about every thread and make a miss judged call and go on the attack from the instance , hence you read wrong xxx

Do enlighten me and explain what you meant then. I'm genuinely interested in what having a larger set of genitals might mean for a woman."
.... In my last msg to you I meant to say , even if you thought silly bitch xx about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines neat and tucked away.. but under there is a large-ish clit.. can i have a gold star?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All hail the beef curtains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I may be the exception on fabs , I have a huge stretchy pussy , witch I absolutely love and would no way want to be the norm with a neat tidy boring little fanny lol , you should see the mail I get from actually being different, trust me tidy fanny fems you ain't got a clue what your missing , lol xxx being run of the mill don't really ever push your boundaries xxx

I'm beginning to like the huge stretchy fanny .... Mmmm same words you used when applying the lube xx hot minx you are cinders x"

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton


"Mines neat and tucked away.. but under there is a large-ish clit.. can i have a gold star? "

Yes you can be nice to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean.... okay that doesn't work but.....

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"Who cares what size clit you have. Must say though saying you're "lucky" because you have a neat tucked away one is . Jeez the comments on these forums never cease to amaze me.

My opinion, my taste & im entitled to voice it - we all have different taste, desires, likes & dislikes - I don't put down others who have different tastes to mine but if others want to put down mine, so be it - we live in a democracy & I shall voice my opinion as I see fit "

You literally posted several comments putting down others, ffs. Learn to remember what you say, or at least scroll back if you forgot! And you're not the only one with an opinion!

Who cares what size it is if it feels like a leather handbag?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm contemplating why this thread has inspired several women to send me unsolicited pictures of their genitals. As if I don't get enough random penis pictures, I'm now getting female genital pictures too!

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton


"I'm contemplating why this thread has inspired several women to send me unsolicited pictures of their genitals. As if I don't get enough random penis pictures, I'm now getting female genital pictures too!"

Probably just to piss you off like wasps piss people off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm contemplating why this thread has inspired several women to send me unsolicited pictures of their genitals. As if I don't get enough random penis pictures, I'm now getting female genital pictures too!

Probably just to piss you off like wasps piss people off "

You should suggest that as advice to the single men who complain that they don't get enough mail. "Piss people off on the forums and women will send you cunt pictures, then send you abusive messages when you don't say 'thank you'."

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I tried giving advice lol xx didn't listen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been an odd thread, not sure why people have got so hostile, fannies are like faces they are all different, and it's no ones business what some one else has got.

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