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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A question for ladies and couples. If distance / location was no obstacle, would you want to have some fun with me?

Trying to gauge interest and maybe set up some connections.

I'm particularly mobile at present and may be able to travel further than you might think.

If you don't want to post on this thread, then pm me.

Have a great Tuesday

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

No. You haven't asked for a profile critique so I'll leave it there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are things in your profile that immediately would turn us off.

Dont want to post specific details her, but the phrase TMI comes to mind...

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

No.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"There are things in your profile that immediately would turn us off.

Dont want to post specific details her, but the phrase TMI comes to mind... "

Exactly!

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By *hat the hellCouple
over a year ago

Down South


"A question for ladies and couples. If distance / location was no obstacle, would you want to have some fun with me?

Trying to gauge interest and maybe set up some connections.

I'm particularly mobile at present and may be able to travel further than you might think.

If you don't want to post on this thread, then pm me.

Have a great Tuesday"

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No. You haven't asked for a profile critique so I'll leave it there. "

Correct. I regularly tweak, revise and update my profile and it has evolved over time, depending on my desires as and when they have changed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are things in your profile that immediately would turn us off. "

I fully appreciate that I'm not for everyone


"

Dont want to post specific details her, but the phrase TMI comes to mind... "

I have no idea what TMI means, so unfortunately, that comment is rather wasted on me, sorry

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"There are things in your profile that immediately would turn us off.

Dont want to post specific details her, but the phrase TMI comes to mind... "

^^^^^ this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never realised how much a ford probe looks like a Pontiac.

No. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate leave your kids well out of it. You might care deeply but no one on a swingers site gives a fuck. But it will make folk think "best avoid that shit storm" - if you felt tge need to mention it on your profile chances are you will rant no end about it in a meet. Sorry.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

TMI.... To much information

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mate leave your kids well out of it. You might care deeply but no one on a swingers site gives a fuck. But it will make folk think "best avoid that shit storm" - if you felt tge need to mention it on your profile chances are you will rant no end about it in a meet. Sorry. "

Fair point. Always left them out of it in the past to be honest, but given what's going on and the drastic impact current proceedings are likely to have on my time I felt it only fair to give people a heads up - even though I felt particularly uncomfortable about doing so. I'll take it out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"TMI.... To much information"

Much obliged

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

No, porn story put me off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, porn story put me off."

I realised it might. It's gone now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate leave your kids well out of it. You might care deeply but no one on a swingers site gives a fuck. But it will make folk think "best avoid that shit storm" - if you felt tge need to mention it on your profile chances are you will rant no end about it in a meet. Sorry.

Fair point. Always left them out of it in the past to be honest, but given what's going on and the drastic impact current proceedings are likely to have on my time I felt it only fair to give people a heads up - even though I felt particularly uncomfortable about doing so. I'll take it out."

I would. Its just not relevant but believe me when I say I understand what you are going through with it. Doing this it is best to compartmentalise, keep the naughty fun absolutely apart from real life. Remember you can be whoever you want to be in doing this. Use it as a way to escape, be someone else who does not have the worries while playing. It is a good way of escaping the stress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look slightly insane in your profile pic and have much more pleasant shots in your gallery... Maybe it's time for a change?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, not my type, sorry.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I would rather the Pontiac was a 70's one as that one is very Probe like and lacks style in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile pic you look a bit startled. Like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to put your real age rather than your fab age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better to put your real age rather than your fab age "

Ooooof straight in the feels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well it looks like the forum hasn't changed while I've been away from it.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Better to put your real age rather than your fab age "

Yeah sorry I tend to agree,apologies if I'm wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it looks like the forum hasn't changed while I've been away from it. "

You did ask though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wouldn't but I sure someone will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better to put your real age rather than your fab age "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly I think the OP was asking / posting a reasonable request and good luck to him - as regards if this was right platform for his advert, i'd have to say no and perhaps "meeting requests" would have been a better place - however as the OP as recent activity on his profile, he not without some fun

In regards to his profile content - please don't read mine, as I'm not looking to shot down as well lol

J

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

These threads rarely go well. Good luck op.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"These threads rarely go well. Good luck op. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads rarely go well. Good luck op. "

I always wonder why people do it to themselves. I certainly wouldn't put myself through the wringer on the forums.

OP, if you're looking for a meet try putting a thread up in the meets forum. If you're looking for profile advice try the support forum. If you really just want to know if people will fuck you then prepare yourself for the inevitable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads rarely go well. Good luck op.

I always wonder why people do it to themselves. I certainly wouldn't put myself through the wringer on the forums.

OP, if you're looking for a meet try putting a thread up in the meets forum. If you're looking for profile advice try the support forum. If you really just want to know if people will fuck you then prepare yourself for the inevitable. "
Same here, woulnt do it. If a woman did it. She would get mostly yes's lol.

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

No, no and thrice no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would rather the Pontiac was a 70's one as that one is very Probe like and lacks style in my opinion. "

I'm not alone drawing this similarity then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads rarely go well. Good luck op.

I always wonder why people do it to themselves. I certainly wouldn't put myself through the wringer on the forums.

OP, if you're looking for a meet try putting a thread up in the meets forum. If you're looking for profile advice try the support forum. If you really just want to know if people will fuck you then prepare yourself for the inevitable. Same here, woulnt do it. If a woman did it. She would get mostly yes's lol."

You're probably right.

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By *ampara2Woman
over a year ago

biggleswade


"Better to put your real age rather than your fab age "
no i wouldn't either and meow!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not another attention grabbing thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not another attention grabbing thread "

well spotted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry not for us either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would rather the Pontiac was a 70's one as that one is very Probe like and lacks style in my opinion. "

WTF?

I don't believe I asked for an opinion on my car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Better to put your real age rather than your fab age "

That is my real age, and I take offence that you think that I have lied about my age. This place hasn't changed one bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ask. Who would fuck me. They never go well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do these threads ever end positively?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ask. Who would fuck me. They never go well "

Ask me

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By *ampara2Woman
over a year ago

biggleswade


"Better to put your real age rather than your fab age

That is my real age, and I take offence that you think that I have lied about my age. This place hasn't changed one bit!"
well you asked to be a sitting target didn't you by saying "who will fuck me"?and tbh you do look older than you say on profile,if you don't like the honest answers, don't ask the question because looking older than you specified will put a lot of women off fucking you??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do wonder what happened to the thinking of 'if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything'.

It seems that there are a group of people who are of the view that anyone who asks a question about opportunities for sex on a sex site is fair game to be jumped on and slammed into the ground.

I used to be a regular on these forums until about a year and a half ago when it became apparent that there was a bunch of people who seem adamant to ruin the whole fab experience for others. I had hoped that perhaps things might have improved and so came back to the forums last night. If anything, things have got a lot, lot worse.

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By *ampara2Woman
over a year ago

biggleswade


"I do wonder what happened to the thinking of 'if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything'.

It seems that there are a group of people who are of the view that anyone who asks a question about opportunities for sex on a sex site is fair game to be jumped on and slammed into the ground.

I used to be a regular on these forums until about a year and a half ago when it became apparent that there was a bunch of people who seem adamant to ruin the whole fab experience for others. I had hoped that perhaps things might have improved and so came back to the forums last night. If anything, things have got a lot, lot worse."
well was you expecting all of woman kind to want to jump in the sack with you? you asked "who would fuck me" and nobody wants too so what is your beef or do you expect lies and sugar sweet claptrap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do wonder what happened to the thinking of 'if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything'.

It seems that there are a group of people who are of the view that anyone who asks a question about opportunities for sex on a sex site is fair game to be jumped on and slammed into the ground.

I used to be a regular on these forums until about a year and a half ago when it became apparent that there was a bunch of people who seem adamant to ruin the whole fab experience for others. I had hoped that perhaps things might have improved and so came back to the forums last night. If anything, things have got a lot, lot worse."

OP, if you were a regular on the forums, you should know how these things go. You asked who would fuck you. You should know that only a small minority will find you attractive. That is the way it goes in the real world, too, for most males. If you expected a different result, that says more about you than the posters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ask. Who would fuck me. They never go well "
they would for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A question for ladies and couples. If distance / location was no obstacle, would you want to have some fun with me?

Trying to gauge interest and maybe set up some connections.

I'm particularly mobile at present and may be able to travel further than you might think.

If you don't want to post on this thread, then pm me.

Have a great Tuesday"
..your 44

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair to the respondents ... Your question warrants a yes or no answer and surely a no answer is valid?

If you'd asked "post here only if you want to fuck me" that would perhaps get you want you wanted.

(For the avoidance of doubt our answer would be no) for the reasons very clear on our profile.

Good luck with your search

V

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Sorry no.

But I must say you bear a striking resemblance to Del-Boy of 'Only fools and horses' fame in your avatar!

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By *ampara2Woman
over a year ago

biggleswade


"Sorry no.

But I must say you bear a striking resemblance to Del-Boy of 'Only fools and horses' fame in your avatar! "
i was just going to say that "snap"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well was you expecting all of woman kind to want to jump in the sack with you? you asked "who would fuck me" and nobody wants too so what is your beef or do you expect lies and sugar sweet claptrap?"

No. Far from it. I appreciate that I don't appeal to everyone.


"To be fair to the respondents ... Your question warrants a yes or no answer and surely a no answer is valid?

If you'd asked "post here only if you want to fuck me" that would perhaps get you want you wanted.

(For the avoidance of doubt our answer would be no) for the reasons very clear on our profile.

Good luck with your search

V "

I have no problem with anyone posting a 'No'. It's the nasty comments that some have made that aren't welcome - and comments that aren't even related to the question I asked.

Once again, I am done with the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry no.

But I must say you bear a striking resemblance to Del-Boy of 'Only fools and horses' fame in your avatar! i was just going to say that "snap" "

He who dares Rodders!!!

I can see it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whist I agree there is absolutely no reason to be mean while replying it's an open forum & you have no control once your thread is out there to how others respond.

Any hint of negativity / shittiness from you & some will up their game too, it's the nature of the beast at times.

I'd have to be off my head to ever post a question like that.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Sorry no.

But I must say you bear a striking resemblance to Del-Boy of 'Only fools and horses' fame in your avatar! i was just going to say that "snap"

He who dares Rodders!!!

I can see it now. "

Glad its not just me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play it cool Trig. Play it cool

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Be the Clint Eastwood of the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better to put your real age rather than your fab age

That is my real age, and I take offence that you think that I have lied about my age. This place hasn't changed one bit!"

Appoligies did not notice this was you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537635/Accountant-sues-organisers-sex-festival-bar-entry-didn-t-references-swingers.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would rather the Pontiac was a 70's one as that one is very Probe like and lacks style in my opinion.

WTF?

I don't believe I asked for an opinion on my car"

I'm afraid people post what they like on threads. I often take things off at a tangent and convert threads into shoe related threads.

One mention of CAKE or HARIBOS and we're off on one.

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By *enuinedannyMan
over a year ago

walsall

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By *enuinedannyMan
over a year ago

walsall

Mmmm cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm cake "

Cake, get my gin and tonic and we can wait for OP to return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better to put your real age rather than your fab age

That is my real age, and I take offence that you think that I have lied about my age. This place hasn't changed one bit!

Appoligies did not notice this was you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537635/Accountant-sues-organisers-sex-festival-bar-entry-didn-t-references-swingers.html"

Oooooh your not messing about

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By *enuinedannyMan
over a year ago

walsall


"Mmmm cake

Cake, get my gin and tonic and we can wait for OP to return "
I'll take a brandy and a cigar might be waiting a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do wonder what happened to the thinking of 'if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything'.

It seems that there are a group of people who are of the view that anyone who asks a question about opportunities for sex on a sex site is fair game to be jumped on and slammed into the ground.

I used to be a regular on these forums until about a year and a half ago when it became apparent that there was a bunch of people who seem adamant to ruin the whole fab experience for others. I had hoped that perhaps things might have improved and so came back to the forums last night. If anything, things have got a lot, lot worse."

I remember you being curt, or mean, to single men wanting advice. You'd slag off their grammar or spelling, or their picture choices. Seems weird to tell people off for doing what you used to do.

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By *enuinedannyMan
over a year ago

walsall


"I do wonder what happened to the thinking of 'if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything'.

It seems that there are a group of people who are of the view that anyone who asks a question about opportunities for sex on a sex site is fair game to be jumped on and slammed into the ground.

I used to be a regular on these forums until about a year and a half ago when it became apparent that there was a bunch of people who seem adamant to ruin the whole fab experience for others. I had hoped that perhaps things might have improved and so came back to the forums last night. If anything, things have got a lot, lot worse.

I remember you being curt, or mean, to single men wanting advice. You'd slag off their grammar or spelling, or their picture choices. Seems weird to tell people off for doing what you used to do. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm cake

Cake, get my gin and tonic and we can wait for OP to return "

Think we may have a looooong wait lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No."
well this did go well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great.

Another boxset I need to dig out now.

See you all in a week,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm cake

Cake, get my gin and tonic and we can wait for OP to return

Think we may have a looooong wait lol "

& ive just opened a big bag of haribos to. Anyone like one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my type I'm afraid OP. I think the fact you asked the question put me off before I even looked at your profile.

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By *enuinedannyMan
over a year ago

walsall


"Mmmm cake

Cake, get my gin and tonic and we can wait for OP to return

Think we may have a looooong wait lol

& ive just opened a big bag of haribos to. Anyone like one?"
were still waiting lol ill take one need to stop eat all these goodies or by the time he gets bk I will look like a house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm cake

Cake, get my gin and tonic and we can wait for OP to return

Think we may have a looooong wait lol

& ive just opened a big bag of haribos to. Anyone like one?were still waiting lol ill take one need to stop eat all these goodies or by the time he gets bk I will look like a house "

I'd better run down the shop & stock up

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By *llgoodfun123123Man
over a year ago

st osyth

This thread seems to of attracted some attention , not trying to steal his thunder but out of curiosity would any of you me might as well make the most of this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread seems to of attracted some attention , not trying to steal his thunder but out of curiosity would any of you me might as well make the most of this lol "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread seems to of attracted some attention , not trying to steal his thunder but out of curiosity would any of you me might as well make the most of this lol "

its attracted attention for all the wrong reasons....

and you should be ashamed of yourself hijacking threads...

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By *llgoodfun123123Man
over a year ago

st osyth


"This thread seems to of attracted some attention , not trying to steal his thunder but out of curiosity would any of you me might as well make the most of this lol

No"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't like it up them corporal Jones......

Oooooooppppsss wrong programme. Carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought your profile pic was Del Boy Trotter for a moment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought your profile pic was Del Boy Trotter for a moment...."

To the OP I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better to put your real age rather than your fab age

That is my real age, and I take offence that you think that I have lied about my age. This place hasn't changed one bit!

Appoligies did not notice this was you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537635/Accountant-sues-organisers-sex-festival-bar-entry-didn-t-references-swingers.html"

Haha this made me giggle, how can the reporter possibly put that as the age without requesting some kind of evidence. Jeez that guy must have had a rough life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I don't think these threads are ever a good idea if I'm honest you leave yourself open to all types of comments.

That said just because someone opens a door it'seems not necessary to run through it. Sometimes it okay not to be mean.

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By *llgoodfun123123Man
over a year ago

st osyth


"OP I don't think these threads are ever a good idea if I'm honest you leave yourself open to all types of comments.

That said just because someone opens a door it'seems not necessary to run through it. Sometimes it okay not to be mean. "

Too true. Lets make love not war , isn't that what this site is all about

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