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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! "Do you mean like a fleshlight? Its a pussi in a torch&I love mine i got the tight one it Really Good??????Get him one deffo.m | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! Do you mean like a fleshlight? Its a pussi in a torch&I love mine i got the tight one it Really Good??????Get him one deffo.m"Why don't you just go and fuck a real fanny  | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! "I would imagine most women here have very realistic vaginas lol | |||
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"I think mine is quite nice...or average. I have no idea pmsl x" Sadly I can't voice and opinion from your public pics lol | |||
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"I think mine is quite nice...or average. I have no idea pmsl x Sadly I can't voice and opinion from your public pics lol" They will be staying private lol x | |||
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"I think mine is quite nice...or average. I have no idea pmsl x Sadly I can't voice and opinion from your public pics lol They will be staying private lol x" LOL I fully expected them to x | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! Do you mean like a fleshlight? Its a pussi in a torch&I love mine i got the tight one it Really Good??????Get him one deffo.m
Why don't you just go and fuck a real fanny "Because aint always got a ral fanny2 fuck..That like sayin2 all woman g luck real cock not uckin plastic1 | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! Do you mean like a fleshlight? Its a pussi in a torch&I love mine i got the tight one it Really Good??????Get him one deffo.m
Why don't you just go and fuck a real fanny "Well said madam ! I love 'em . They are the best thing since sliced bread and I could kiss them till my lips were like Mick Jaggers .  | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! Do you mean like a fleshlight? Its a pussi in a torch&I love mine i got the tight one it Really Good??????Get him one deffo.m
Why don't you just go and fuck a real fanny "That's like saying why don't you go fuck a real dick and never use sex toys? The reason is like we said in the post, F wants M to get one as it turns her on. Why can't anyone put a post on here without getting the sarcastic/shitty comments from at least one person? We haven't been on here in a while and we're starting to remember why! | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! Do you mean like a fleshlight? Its a pussi in a torch&I love mine i got the tight one it Really Good??????Get him one deffo.m
Why don't you just go and fuck a real fanny Because aint always got a ral fanny2 fuck..That like sayin2 all woman g luck real cock not uckin plastic1" | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! Do you mean like a fleshlight? Its a pussi in a torch&I love mine i got the tight one it Really Good??????Get him one deffo.m" | |||
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"In days of old, when women weren't invented. Men drilled holes, in telegraph poles and had to be contented. " | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! "Yeah they are really good if you're having a pleasure wank. Very similar feeling as long as you use lube. | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it!
Yeah they are really good if you're having a pleasure wank. Very similar feeling as long as you use lube. "Definitely getting one tonight! Thanks for your advice. | |||
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"they are highly rated on love honey, they look like fun, maybe even better than the real thing as some of the female toys can be." That's where we've been looking, definitely going to get one.  | |||
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"mines not fake its verified and everything  "We bet it's lovely too! | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it!
Yeah they are really good if you're having a pleasure wank. Very similar feeling as long as you use lube.
Definitely getting one tonight! Thanks for your advice. "You can get ones that are based on a porn stars minge, I find that thought extra horny... | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! Do you mean like a fleshlight? Its a pussi in a torch&I love mine i got the tight one it Really Good??????Get him one deffo.m
Why don't you just go and fuck a real fanny
That's like saying why don't you go fuck a real dick and never use sex toys? The reason is like we said in the post, F wants M to get one as it turns her on. Why can't anyone put a post on here without getting the sarcastic/shitty comments from at least one person? We haven't been on here in a while and we're starting to remember why! "Don't assume all women use sex toys. I use toy boys not a piece of plastic | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! Do you mean like a fleshlight? Its a pussi in a torch&I love mine i got the tight one it Really Good??????Get him one deffo.m
Why don't you just go and fuck a real fanny
That's like saying why don't you go fuck a real dick and never use sex toys? The reason is like we said in the post, F wants M to get one as it turns her on. Why can't anyone put a post on here without getting the sarcastic/shitty comments from at least one person? We haven't been on here in a while and we're starting to remember why! "You didn't have to read my post You can always leave again Your the one who is getting angry lol | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! Do you mean like a fleshlight? Its a pussi in a torch&I love mine i got the tight one it Really Good??????Get him one deffo.m
Why don't you just go and fuck a real fanny
That's like saying why don't you go fuck a real dick and never use sex toys? The reason is like we said in the post, F wants M to get one as it turns her on. Why can't anyone put a post on here without getting the sarcastic/shitty comments from at least one person? We haven't been on here in a while and we're starting to remember why!
Don't assume all women use sex toys. I use toy boys not a piece of plastic "Your point is irrelevant. We've asked for people's advice on a sex toy. You haven't used one so there is no need to comment. We LOVE using the good old plastic ones. | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! Do you mean like a fleshlight? Its a pussi in a torch&I love mine i got the tight one it Really Good??????Get him one deffo.m
Why don't you just go and fuck a real fanny
That's like saying why don't you go fuck a real dick and never use sex toys? The reason is like we said in the post, F wants M to get one as it turns her on. Why can't anyone put a post on here without getting the sarcastic/shitty comments from at least one person? We haven't been on here in a while and we're starting to remember why!
You didn't have to read my post
You can always leave again
Your the one who is getting angry lol"Getting angry? Not angry at all, cool as cucumbers in fact. Simply making a point to your sarcastic comment. We're happy where we are as it is our post after all, so maybe it isn't us who should leave? | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! Do you mean like a fleshlight? Its a pussi in a torch&I love mine i got the tight one it Really Good??????Get him one deffo.m
Why don't you just go and fuck a real fanny
That's like saying why don't you go fuck a real dick and never use sex toys? The reason is like we said in the post, F wants M to get one as it turns her on. Why can't anyone put a post on here without getting the sarcastic/shitty comments from at least one person? We haven't been on here in a while and we're starting to remember why!
You didn't have to read my post
You can always leave again
Your the one who is getting angry lol
Getting angry? Not angry at all, cool as cucumbers in fact. Simply making a point to your sarcastic comment. We're happy where we are as it is our post after all, so maybe it isn't us who should leave? ".. Bla bla bla | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it!
Yeah they are really good if you're having a pleasure wank. Very similar feeling as long as you use lube.
Definitely getting one tonight! Thanks for your advice.
You can get ones that are based on a porn stars minge, I find that thought extra horny... "F loves watching porn with porn starts but M loves amateur porn. | |||
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"Get him a vajankle..... Rubber pussy with a twist. But don't google it just after a meal!" Now were intrigued | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! "All the women I know have very realistic vaginas! | |||
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"Get him a vajankle..... Rubber pussy with a twist. But don't google it just after a meal!" Definitely not in to the vajankle!  | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! "I got a realistic flesh light which vibrates and is ribbed inside (it's in one of my profile pics). They come in the shape of vaginas or lips. I think they got anal hole ones but that's not really my cup of tea. I bought it initially for use in Iraq and Afghanistan when I was on tour in the armed forces and as you know there are no clubs out there and no fratanising with the female recruits. Although it's only if you get caught...Anyways I think they work brilliant and with proper lube (KY or durex) they feel amazing because they are made of soft silicone. I have had and still continue to have plenty of sex with "real women with real vaginas" but not all are responsive to your sexual request in times of need and with my strong sex drive god knows I need it when meets dont go according to plan. Men do the chasing so the women get their pick out of the litter. Love honey has good discounted ones have a look there...and dont worry about the comments from people on here. I think you could tell when people are not being real. | |||
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"I bought Bradley the Doc Johnson Jenna Jameson "realistic pussy" (he doesn't like her, I just went for that one because it had the best reviews). He said it felt good but it also tore on first use.
- Amy. x"We was looking at one on Love Honey (well there was a few). Maybe it was just luck hat it tore on his first use? Xx | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it!
I got a realistic flesh light which vibrates and is ribbed inside (it's in one of my profile pics). They come in the shape of vaginas or lips. I think they got anal hole ones but that's not really my cup of tea. I bought it initially for use in Iraq and Afghanistan when I was on tour in the armed forces and as you know there are no clubs out there and no fratanising with the female recruits. Although it's only if you get caught...Anyways I think they work brilliant and with proper lube (KY or durex) they feel amazing because they are made of soft silicone. I have had and still continue to have plenty of sex with "real women with real vaginas" but not all are responsive to your sexual request in times of need and with my strong sex drive god knows I need it when meets dont go according to plan. Men do the chasing so the women get their pick out of the litter.
Love honey has good discounted ones have a look there...and dont worry about the comments from people on here. I think you could tell when people are not being real."Ok, we're ordering one tonight with a few other toys. Will let you all know how we get on once it arrives and we've used it! Tell me about it, always has to be one though doesn't there?! | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it!
I got a realistic flesh light which vibrates and is ribbed inside (it's in one of my profile pics). They come in the shape of vaginas or lips. I think they got anal hole ones but that's not really my cup of tea. I bought it initially for use in Iraq and Afghanistan when I was on tour in the armed forces and as you know there are no clubs out there and no fratanising with the female recruits. Although it's only if you get caught...Anyways I think they work brilliant and with proper lube (KY or durex) they feel amazing because they are made of soft silicone. I have had and still continue to have plenty of sex with "real women with real vaginas" but not all are responsive to your sexual request in times of need and with my strong sex drive god knows I need it when meets dont go according to plan. Men do the chasing so the women get their pick out of the litter.
Love honey has good discounted ones have a look there...and dont worry about the comments from people on here. I think you could tell when people are not being real.
Ok, we're ordering one tonight with a few other toys. Will let you all know how we get on once it arrives and we've used it!
Tell me about it, always has to be one though doesn't there?! "Yea no problem glad to help. After all this is what this site is all about helping one another sexually or otherwise. Good luck
Just so you know it feels amazing when the other half pumps it up and down your shaft while you're tied to a bed helpless.... | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it!
I got a realistic flesh light which vibrates and is ribbed inside (it's in one of my profile pics). They come in the shape of vaginas or lips. I think they got anal hole ones but that's not really my cup of tea. I bought it initially for use in Iraq and Afghanistan when I was on tour in the armed forces and as you know there are no clubs out there and no fratanising with the female recruits. Although it's only if you get caught...Anyways I think they work brilliant and with proper lube (KY or durex) they feel amazing because they are made of soft silicone. I have had and still continue to have plenty of sex with "real women with real vaginas" but not all are responsive to your sexual request in times of need and with my strong sex drive god knows I need it when meets dont go according to plan. Men do the chasing so the women get their pick out of the litter.
Love honey has good discounted ones have a look there...and dont worry about the comments from people on here. I think you could tell when people are not being real.
Ok, we're ordering one tonight with a few other toys. Will let you all know how we get on once it arrives and we've used it!
Tell me about it, always has to be one though doesn't there?!
Yea no problem glad to help. After all this is what this site is all about helping one another sexually or otherwise. Good luck
Just so you know it feels amazing when the other half pumps it up and down your shaft while you're tied to a bed helpless.... "I intend to sit on him while he fucks the life out of it  | |||
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"I bought Bradley the Doc Johnson Jenna Jameson "realistic pussy" (he doesn't like her, I just went for that one because it had the best reviews). He said it felt good but it also tore on first use.
- Amy. x
We was looking at one on Love Honey (well there was a few). Maybe it was just luck hat it tore on his first use?
Xx"I think so. We used plenty of lube and we're gentle and slow with it but to be fair he has a habit of tearing real vaginas sometimes too. | |||
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they do wear out eventually though and get a bit split LoL.
One thing was I could hammer away at it for as long as I wanted without any moaning about asking too long  | |||
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"I bought Bradley the Doc Johnson Jenna Jameson "realistic pussy" (he doesn't like her, I just went for that one because it had the best reviews). He said it felt good but it also tore on first use.
- Amy. x
We was looking at one on Love Honey (well there was a few). Maybe it was just luck hat it tore on his first use?
Xx
I think so.
We used plenty of lube and we're gentle and slow with it but to be fair he has a habit of tearing real vaginas sometimes too. "Yea mine split after a while. They don't stretch and repair like a real vagina especially when you fuck rough like I do. Still they are just a bit of fun much like women's sex machines e.g symbian | |||
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"I bought Bradley the Doc Johnson Jenna Jameson "realistic pussy" (he doesn't like her, I just went for that one because it had the best reviews). He said it felt good but it also tore on first use.
- Amy. x
We was looking at one on Love Honey (well there was a few). Maybe it was just luck hat it tore on his first use?
Xx
I think so.
We used plenty of lube and we're gentle and slow with it but to be fair he has a habit of tearing real vaginas sometimes too.
Yea mine split after a while. They don't stretch and repair like a real vagina especially when you fuck rough like I do. Still they are just a bit of fun much like women's sex machines e.g symbian"Its just something to turn us both on (admittedly F more so). I love watching Mr Salad fucking other women and joining in after, so one these will have to do until we have another meet | |||
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"I did get one once and yes it wa fun while is lasted they do wear out eventually though and get a bit split LoL.
One thing was I could hammer away at it for as long as I wanted without any moaning about asking too long "Going too long is never a bad thing, surely?
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"I bought Bradley the Doc Johnson Jenna Jameson "realistic pussy" (he doesn't like her, I just went for that one because it had the best reviews). He said it felt good but it also tore on first use.
- Amy. x
We was looking at one on Love Honey (well there was a few). Maybe it was just luck hat it tore on his first use?
Xx
I think so.
We used plenty of lube and we're gentle and slow with it but to be fair he has a habit of tearing real vaginas sometimes too. "I don't know whether that's a good thing or bad thing? | |||
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"I bought Bradley the Doc Johnson Jenna Jameson "realistic pussy" (he doesn't like her, I just went for that one because it had the best reviews). He said it felt good but it also tore on first use.
- Amy. x
We was looking at one on Love Honey (well there was a few). Maybe it was just luck hat it tore on his first use?
Xx
I think so.
We used plenty of lube and we're gentle and slow with it but to be fair he has a habit of tearing real vaginas sometimes too. "What the fuck does he do with them? | |||
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"I did get one once and yes it wa fun while is lasted they do wear out eventually though and get a bit split LoL.
One thing was I could hammer away at it for as long as I wanted without any moaning about asking too long
Going too long is never a bad thing, surely?
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"I did get one once and yes it wa fun while is lasted they do wear out eventually though and get a bit split LoL.
One thing was I could hammer away at it for as long as I wanted without any moaning about asking too long
Going too long is never a bad thing, surely?
You would think so LoL " | |||
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"Has anyone got a realistic vagina? Do they rate them? F wants M to get one and watch him fuck it! Do you mean like a fleshlight? Its a pussi in a torch&I love mine i got the tight one it Really Good??????Get him one deffo.m
Why don't you just go and fuck a real fanny Because aint always got a ral fanny2 fuck..That like sayin2 all woman g luck real cock not uckin plastic1 " | |||
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"Isn't an UNrealistic vagina the kind that some porn stars have after their vulvaplasty, and all that cutting and trimming of bits that are 'allegedly' too long????? THAT is an unrealistic vaginas! Ouch!!!! Think I will be keeping mine realistic thanks "I love the long bits. Just sayin'. | |||
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"I bought Bradley the Doc Johnson Jenna Jameson "realistic pussy" (he doesn't like her, I just went for that one because it had the best reviews). He said it felt good but it also tore on first use.
- Amy. x
We was looking at one on Love Honey (well there was a few). Maybe it was just luck hat it tore on his first use?
Xx
I think so.
We used plenty of lube and we're gentle and slow with it but to be fair he has a habit of tearing real vaginas sometimes too.
Yea mine split after a while. They don't stretch and repair like a real vagina especially when you fuck rough like I do. Still they are just a bit of fun much like women's sex machines e.g symbian"Glue it back together | |||
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"I bought Bradley the Doc Johnson Jenna Jameson "realistic pussy" (he doesn't like her, I just went for that one because it had the best reviews). He said it felt good but it also tore on first use.
- Amy. x
We was looking at one on Love Honey (well there was a few). Maybe it was just luck hat it tore on his first use?
Xx
I think so.
We used plenty of lube and we're gentle and slow with it but to be fair he has a habit of tearing real vaginas sometimes too.
Yea mine split after a while. They don't stretch and repair like a real vagina especially when you fuck rough like I do. Still they are just a bit of fun much like women's sex machines e.g symbian
Glue it back together "You can't really glue it back besides if you used something like crazy glue,well that would just hurt the ding dong  | |||
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