FabSwingers.com forum: Seduction competition

By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Right..... I am going to give you all ONE chance to seduce me and if you don't do a good job, you are out!!!

)))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done, check your inbox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna fuck?

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Wanna fuck?

OK that one is in the reject bin. Sorry! Harsh rules but fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A competition you say? Well I never come first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna fuck?

OK that one is in the reject bin. Sorry! Harsh rules but fair!

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Really? I though it has a 100% success rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried my best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would dearly love to, sadly, you're straight. Ho hum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would dearly love to, sadly, you're straight. Ho hum. "

Good afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would dearly love to, sadly, you're straight. Ho hum. "

Never mind, But I like Women

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Would dearly love to, sadly, you're straight. Ho hum. "

If I were attracted to women then you would be one of my favourites if that helps? ?? But such is life! X

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooo my little choux fleur .. You set my mind on fire ...let me cover your beautiful body on kisses

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Surely you guys can deliver a better seduction routine than this! I thought you were consulate professionals! (Well.... you know what I mean lol!!!) ...

I was hoping for some motivation to get my sexual mojo back..!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ooo my little choux fleur .. You set my mind on fire ...let me cover your beautiful body on kisses

Flippin 'ell! You been watching the Cadbury flake advert??? You remember the one with her on the back of the wagon peeling the wrapping down the shaft of the flake? ???????? No? Just me then! I am old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever said a picture paints a thousand words lied

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Would you help a bi fem explore ... onky realised Im bi a few months ago and pleased very few others xxx

Can't help you! I am straight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry my bad didn't realise you were straight xx

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Whoever said a picture paints a thousand words lied

OK..... puzzled!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Ooo my little choux fleur .. You set my mind on fire ...let me cover your beautiful body on kisses

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you can unpeel my shaft any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Kitten, your legs must be tired, you have been running around my mind all morning!!! Need a massage??

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Hello Kitten, your legs must be tired, you have been running around my mind all morning!!! Need a massage??"

But old, but cheesy...but good effort!

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

*bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 37 and I am a dominant male, but we know how this works, so obviously with your permission I would like to put myself forward for the position of your dominator and it would be my honour to get to know you to see if we can be so intimately connected that you would feel comfortable enough with me to allow me to dominate you, but once we get there our pleasure will be immeasurable..if you are willing to do my bidding, and especially if you sometimes don't because you like the punishments we agree on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you're FAR too good to share.

I want you all for myself...for a weekend at any rate.

I can offer a lovely cottage in stunning country, an excellent playroom and some SERIOUSLY creative kinked fun.

Oh...the food is amazing too.

How am I doing?

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I am 37 and I am a dominant male, but we know how this works, so obviously with your permission I would like to put myself forward for the position of your dominator and it would be my honour to get to know you to see if we can be so intimately connected that you would feel comfortable enough with me to allow me to dominate you, but once we get there our pleasure will be immeasurable..if you are willing to do my bidding, and especially if you sometimes don't because you like the punishments we agree on"

Oh you are good!That's smooth!!!

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Oh you're FAR too good to share.

I want you all for myself...for a weekend at any rate.

I can offer a lovely cottage in stunning country, an excellent playroom and some SERIOUSLY creative kinked fun.

Oh...the food is amazing too.

How am I doing?

xx"

Yep! It's working! But only if there is chocolate and champagne!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So am I still in? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/477276

This is what I have to offer if you have the inclination to read it. I also make a lovely cup of tea.

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"So am I still in? ?? "

One problem.....think you know what it is! (Clue: see my profile ) x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Dammit your straight *goes off in a huff*

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Surely you guys can deliver a better seduction routine than this! I thought you were consulate professionals! (Well.... you know what I mean lol!!!) ...

I was hoping for some motivation to get my sexual mojo back..!!!!"

Just want to get a few things straight before I consider getting involved in this merry dance. When you say "Consulate professionals" does this suggest you are looking for seriously suave, kind of Ambassador's Reception type stuff? Ferrero Roche trays, the full works?

James

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Honestly can't be bothered even if you were bi.. Hunting for my own mojo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate and champagne?

What about my own home made choc ice-cream (you'll cum just trying it) and a light little Champagne made by a friend of mine in France (well, obviously...)

And afterwards....perhaps we could go on a little shopping trip for some shiny tight things for you to look slutty - sorry, stunning - in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, you're not into younger guys...I guess I'll have to cancel the spa and wine tasting session in southern France

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right..... I am going to give you all ONE chance to seduce me and if you don't do a good job, you are out!!!

)))))

Kitten - meet Lucifer

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Chocolate and champagne?

What about my own home made choc ice-cream (you'll cum just trying it) and a light little Champagne made by a friend of mine in France (well, obviously...)

And afterwards....perhaps we could go on a little shopping trip for some shiny tight things for you to look slutty - sorry, stunning - in

Lets go! Someone has to cure me!

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Surely you guys can deliver a better seduction routine than this! I thought you were consulate professionals! (Well.... you know what I mean lol!!!) ...

I was hoping for some motivation to get my sexual mojo back..!!!!

James "

LOL. ...um..... I might have made a type! That was SUPPOSED to read 'consummate' profess! Ha!!! Oh you know what I mean. It's late!

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Surely you guys can deliver a better seduction routine than this! I thought you were consulate professionals! (Well.... you know what I mean lol!!!) ...

I was hoping for some motivation to get my sexual mojo back..!!!!

James

LOL. ...um..... I might have made a type! That was SUPPOSED to read 'consummate' profess! Ha!!! Oh you know what I mean. It's late! "

It was a great typo. I don't know why it really made me laugh. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given you're looking for something very differnt to me and not interested in the same thibgs as me I'll go for a rather lazy.

"Nice tits, but sit up straighter"

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Given you're looking for something very differnt to me and not interested in the same thibgs as me I'll go for a rather lazy.

"Nice tits, but sit up straighter" "

Wow! !! Did I invite a critical analysis of my photo? If my posture bothers you... Don't look hun...!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Given you're looking for something very differnt to me and not interested in the same thibgs as me I'll go for a rather lazy.

"Nice tits, but sit up straighter"

Wow! !! Did I invite a critical analysis of my photo? If my posture bothers you... Don't look hun...!"

Don't worry should you get backache from your posture, my hands are at your disposal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given you're looking for something very differnt to me and not interested in the same thibgs as me I'll go for a rather lazy.

"Nice tits, but sit up straighter"

Wow! !! Did I invite a critical analysis of my photo? If my posture bothers you... Don't look hun...!"

You can't really have posted this much of a "look at me" arse licking invitation without expecting one or two little negatives, can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right..... I am going to give you all ONE chance to seduce me and if you don't do a good job, you are out!!!

)))))

No....We're going to give you one chance to seduce us

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Given you're looking for something very differnt to me and not interested in the same thibgs as me I'll go for a rather lazy.

"Nice tits, but sit up straighter"

Wow! !! Did I invite a critical analysis of my photo? If my posture bothers you... Don't look hun...!

You can't really have posted this much of a "look at me" arse licking invitation without expecting one or two little negatives, can you?

Wow! This was supposed to be a light hearted playful thread! Not a chance to 'have a go'!

Forget it!

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By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Right..... I am going to give you all ONE chance to seduce me and if you don't do a good job, you are out!!!

)))))

No....We're going to give you one chance to seduce us

Ha... good reply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will start of with a hot massage, in a dark room, with just candles lightening up the room with african tribal music playing in the background. I will then start to gently massage you..... after a while I will take a candle to drip hot candle wax dripping down your body and as your senses heightens I will start to kiss you whilst massaging your pussey till you are climaxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given you're looking for something very differnt to me and not interested in the same thibgs as me I'll go for a rather lazy.

"Nice tits, but sit up straighter"

Wow! !! Did I invite a critical analysis of my photo? If my posture bothers you... Don't look hun...!"

Somones touchy

*note to self do not assume people have a sense of humor*

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I can only offer myself, you'd know that you'd be my first thought and my last.

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