FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Swingers Chat

Im off to Afgan soon can we play

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many of these do you ladies get and do you take them up on their offers.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"How many of these do you ladies get and do you take them up on their offers."

Haha thought it was just me!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish


"How many of these do you ladies get and do you take them up on their offers."

lots and no...waiting for someone who gets BACK from there end of april...lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

No, but I do offer to send them a shoebox full of goodies (Spangles, Wetwipes, Chewing Gum) at regular intervals.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *pecial bbCouple
over a year ago

london

If anyone gets a request for overnite accom from a mr gaddafi say no!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone gets a request for overnite accom from a mr gaddafi say no!!!

"

lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"How many of these do you ladies get and do you take them up on their offers.

lots and no...waiting for someone who gets BACK from there end of april...lol"

Meeting a tv next week who's just got back!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Quite a few and ive never taken them up on it. There the ones signed up for queen and country not me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was hearing this when i first started clubbing and our forces were in bosnia...that line is as old as time itself! the only thing that changes is the country

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep there are some sad excuses aren't there, but I've been to Bosnia and Iraq but didn't try that line!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep there are some sad excuses aren't there, but I've been to Bosnia and Iraq but didn't try that line! "

You just did!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No actually I was agreeing with you all but I'll go and sit in the corner like a naughty boy sorry!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend not to allow myself be suckered in by ....last night in the uk ,wanna meet me pish. Most are guys in their 20's and haven't read my profile. Probably heard the same lines from their fathers when they were off to the Gulf.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may wait till I'm about to go on holiday then say as teary eyed as that rubber faced bloke off Tool Academy, "I'm off to Ibiza tomorrow. Can I get my nazzams?"

Do you think that line will work?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yup im getting them as well.

I love our military.......

but not that much!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I'm off to bed soon... anyone wanna fuck before I go?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ax the gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"If anyone gets a request for overnite accom from a mr gaddafi say no!!!

"

Thats Libiay lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite a few and ive never taken them up on it. There the ones signed up for queen and country not me"

and if they didnt sign up you wouldnt have a queen or country, have a little respect.

The peopke who messeged you were chancers, last day in the uk before going to war do you really think they would be here or saying there goodbyes to family and friends? Just ignore them!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad to say, I used that line (well, a variant - Northern Ireland) on more than a few occasions in clubs and pubs back in the mid-80's when we were on exercise in Thetford or on the Plain, but never near home as the local girls knew who was going where and when!

It worked occasionally but not that often.

The funniest night was when my platoon were in a bar in Yarmouth and a few of us tried the line on a group of girls. Turns out they were squaddies too and were off to Cyprus at the weekend. That worked!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how many Falklands Task Force babies there are out there.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sad to say, I used that line (well, a variant - Northern Ireland) on more than a few occasions in clubs and pubs back in the mid-80's when we were on exercise in Thetford or on the Plain, but never near home as the local girls knew who was going where and when!

It worked occasionally but not that often.

The funniest night was when my platoon were in a bar in Yarmouth and a few of us tried the line on a group of girls. Turns out they were squaddies too and were off to Cyprus at the weekend. That worked!"

I don't suppose they all wanted you guys to sleep with them on account of their imminent deportation?....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

had a few as well but dont bother

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all, but some, and the beach saw a lot of action that night. However, I failed miserably.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have had some here ......... and some just back not had sex for moths can we play. lol x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Yep there are some sad excuses aren't there, but I've been to Bosnia and Iraq but didn't try that line!

would a posting to Merthyr Tydfil warrant a shag?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"i have had some here ......... and some just back not had sex for moths can we play. lol x"

Do moths count as an STI?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I can safely say that no one in Merthyr Tydfil would be that desperate that they would want to shag you ! lol !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if anybody wants to shag an old soldier, I'm not leaving the country until we go to Turkey in July, so you don't have to rush

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

I think I can safely say that no one in Merthyr Tydfil would be that desperate that they would want to shag you ! lol !

Phew that is a releif! all those limps and squints, I ouldn't be that desperate either. Come to that I'd rather prefer a posting to Caldi island :p

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even the monks are not that desparate.....you could try Gruinard island instead

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you think thay are ? or ever there some ? or just say it to get a shag ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

i think its madness these lads use it in clubs aswell id never use it to get a shag even if i didnt have an other half..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get them on a dailey basis most days lol, but thats just because of where we live in Andover which is in the middle of a massive mod area Tidworth Bulford Larkihill etc etc Ive met loads over the yrs we have been swinging, all of them lovely lads and good friends too I worry about them all over in Afghan I prefer soldiers tbh as they come with no baggage and most want the same that I do nsa lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone gets a request for overnite accom from a mr gaddafi say no!!!

"

lol lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm off on a dangerous mission to the asda anyone fancy a quickie before I go

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no but can you bring me back some really really dark choc pwease

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

Had messages that they are either going or have recently just got back from Afghanistan. I just send polite replies to say no thanks but to keep safe.

Saying that, am waiting for a very nice man to get back from a posting to the Falklands ...... lol, the only birds he's seen in the last three months have feathers!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no but can you bring me back some really really dark choc pwease "
i will have same thing , lol x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"Yep there are some sad excuses aren't there, but I've been to Bosnia and Iraq but didn't try that line! "

The saddest on here for us so far is 'couples' on chat who, when asked if they are both there reply with 'my wife died of breast cancer/cancer recently/last year'..even though 'they' still have a 'couple' profile (never verified etc)

We are never sure if they are after a sympathy cyber or not...it might be gen, but its a strange thing to say at the beginning of a chat..

So we block.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a guy who tried the line, although he was in "Private Security" in Iraq and "Special Missions". We actually had already had a meet with arranged with him, not because of the line but because we were free in the day time and he offered to accommodate.

While we were there he checked his phone and gave all the "Thats my boss, more members of the team have been killed on a mission so Im actually having to fly out this afternoon".

It was hilarious!! What made it even funnier was that about 5 hours later he was emailing us trying to make out he was there!! So in 5 hours he had travelled 1 hour to the airbase, got briefed, flew out to Iraq, drove to their base (which he told us was in the middle of nowhere) and then rather than find out full details of the mission he chose to find a computer and log on to Fabs and message us!

Hes still on here trying to arrange meets, although he was meant to be out there til April!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..........

Saying that, am waiting for a very nice man to get back from a posting to the Falklands ...... lol, the only birds he's seen in the last three months have feathers! "

After 3 months he's probably beginning to think some of the sheep look quite attractive.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many of these do you ladies get and do you take them up on their offers."

we treat them with the same contempt as the "hi im a fireman" mails

respect to the true lads fighting the good cause

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..........

Saying that, am waiting for a very nice man to get back from a posting to the Falklands ...... lol, the only birds he's seen in the last three months have feathers!

After 3 months he's probably beginning to think some of the sheep look quite attractive."

ooh not half as attractive as them there pengins sweetie...lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i dont get why its deemed as sad - every one tells single guys on here to try a USP - thats all they are doing

if i got messages like this and IF i fancied them and IF i was free and in the mood then yeah i'd do it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well let me tell you i am in afghan at the moment and have just nine days to push till i start my move home to my sexy lady and then the fun starts. been out here since early september and apart from two weeks off (which was at the time the house flooded) have been getting rocketed on a regular basis so i am looking for some stress relief with Jan when i get back next week

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top