FabSwingers.com forum: Some classic lies...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have had some blinders on here....

Please meet me first and suck my dick before you can meet my wife!

Please Skype for me, I'm a sexy girl but have no cam or mic so I'll have to type commands for you!

Always in statuses "wife no longer playing but I am!!"

Any other classics to share?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

We always get the guy to play with Mr first ... are we fake?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The most common untruth on here is age.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

The most common untruth on here is their marital status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most common untruth on here is age."

I've been noticing this more and more

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm not a timewaster. I will always meet."

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Another classic fiberoo is "open minded"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got no veris despite being here for over a year as I went away for a bit. Now im back and I'd definitely meet you if we arranged it ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I am married and only me playing just now, but wives know everything and happy to chat to prove it. So there are exceptons lol

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By *onny bigMan
over a year ago

london harrow

I don't put pictures up because of work, no verification

lol...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

There can be no whitewash at the Whitehouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discrete/discreet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had some blinders on here....

Please meet me first and suck my dick before you can meet my wife!

Please Skype for me, I'm a sexy girl but have no cam or mic so I'll have to type commands for you!

Always in statuses "wife no longer playing but I am!!"

Any other classics to share? "

Got a friend coming to stay, need a female for a mff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cum more than once

I can last all night

I lost my password for my last account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We always get the guy to play with Mr first ... are we fake?"
We would assume do; sorry, but you asked...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Up for anything

Yeah, right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im single lolx

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

I'm looking for NSA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying straight on male profiles but saying they will suck my cock lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most common untruth on here is their marital status

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Saying straight on male profiles but saying they will suck my cock lol,"

It's still straight if you wear a dress

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"We always get the guy to play with Mr first ... are we fake?We would assume do; sorry, but you asked... "

Fake verifications? Okay, assume away ... anyone who reads the profile will see

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By *ods_Perfect_IdiotMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Post pic on their profile and look absolutely nothing like them in real life !!

I think everyone should be forced to show a full body pic with fab on as photo verified and have to have it public !! Now that would sort this site right out or a least in there friends only haha

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By *etes-dragonCouple
over a year ago

Wales and the South West

"The most common untruth on here is their marital status

Dragon read that as their 'mental' status ......

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Post pic on their profile and look absolutely nothing like them in real life !!

I think everyone should be forced to show a full body pic with fab on as photo verified and have to have it public !! Now that would sort this site right out or a least in there friends only haha

Ok. You go first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post pic on their profile and look absolutely nothing like them in real life !!

I think everyone should be forced to show a full body pic with fab on as photo verified and have to have it public !! Now that would sort this site right out or a least in there friends only haha

Ok. You go first..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have also found age to be one of the most economical truth's. Some guys have we estimate taken as much as 20 years off.

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By *ods_Perfect_IdiotMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Post pic on their profile and look absolutely nothing like them in real life !!

I think everyone should be forced to show a full body pic with fab on as photo verified and have to have it public !! Now that would sort this site right out or a least in there friends only haha

Ok. You go first..."

Ok no probs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Post pic on their profile and look absolutely nothing like them in real life !!

I think everyone should be forced to show a full body pic with fab on as photo verified and have to have it public !! Now that would sort this site right out or a least in there friends only haha

Ok. You go first...

Ok no probs

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Post pic on their profile and look absolutely nothing like them in real life !!

I think everyone should be forced to show a full body pic with fab on as photo verified and have to have it public !!"

Said the man with no pics at all on public!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe sex only

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By *iguy39Man
over a year ago

manchester

A lot of people lie about there age. I don't see the point. I really am 34! Lol

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By *onny bigMan
over a year ago

london harrow

"Post pic on their profile and look absolutely nothing like them in real life !!

I think everyone should be forced to show a full body pic with fab on as photo verified and have to have it public !!

Said the man with no pics at all on public! "

lol,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not racist, just my preference.

Curvy.

Fabulous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not racist, just my preference.

Curvy.

Fabulous.

They are really size 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average!

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

- I don't know how to upload photos

- My phone/camera is broken

- I don't know how to take a photo

- I'll send you a face pic if you send yours

- We have an open relationship, but agreed not to tell each other

- We haven't discussed anything because we both know it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't accomadate because I live with my parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to me being a professional I can't put a pic up here but I'm willing to send it via whatsapp, kik or text message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't accomadate because I live with my parents

I live with parents though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"- I don't know how to upload photos

- My phone/camera is broken

- I don't know how to take a photo

- I'll send you a face pic if you send yours

- We have an open relationship, but agreed not to tell each other

- We haven't discussed anything because we both know it happens

No it's I don't have any pics on my phone I will try take one and then upload it...

Bullshit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I arrange to meet I will, yet cancelled me in the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some folks use photo's taken from the internet or use photo's taken years previously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cam is broken, I cant get a new one until Payday

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Real age versus Profile age.... had a couple of guys come to my socials and I've thought hmmm where did you do your paperround in the 70s...West Belfast or Beirut?

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

I think the most common lie in Fan by an enormous margin is "straight" on the profile from guys who are not.

For clarity, it doesn't bother me much but it's a shame people feel they have to lie about it.

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By *heffcouple77Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

In our cases yes ive been a bull for a cuckold couple before / so what do you want me to do / what does it invole lol

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

what we find even funnier is the real truth behind statements. Few classics below:

Female is athletic: males got bigger tits

Our party guests are well verified: mainly by us

Lots of bi play: male won't get a look in

We have a life outside fab: we don't

Taking a break for a while: will be back everyday to update this

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

"Saying straight on male profiles but saying they will suck my cock lol,"
this is so true

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

A nice person, Honest.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"- I don't know how to upload photos

- My phone/camera is broken

- I don't know how to take a photo

- I'll send you a face pic if you send yours

- We have an open relationship, but agreed not to tell each other

- We haven't discussed anything because we both know it happens

No it's I don't have any pics on my phone I will try take one and then upload it...

Bullshit!! "

What do you mean, no? It's a definite yes for all of the ones above. Every one of those is an actual reason I was given at different times from different people, including the 'I don't know how to take a photo' from a 45 year old single man with kids, who had been a member for about a year! His suggestion was that we could meet somewhere quiet and I could take photos for him there for his profile. I went on to explain the safety issues about meeting someone with a faceless profile and the potential beating, robbery, blackmail or murder which does happen, even in rural areas.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

VVWE.....and then post pics to disprove their own statement.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

- I'm leaving Fab

Then they keep posting until maybe one day they do - until retuning soon after with 'I'm back!'.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"- I'm leaving Fab

Then they keep posting until maybe one day they do - until retuning soon after with 'I'm back!'."

returning, not retuning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Last verification was 4 years ago.....I'm guessing one party no longer realises the profile still exists!!

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By *andixxxMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

It's fair to say that 99% of us told a lie as soon as we joins Fabs......

"Yes, I have read and understood the terms and conditions"

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By *ayd2pinkTV/TS
over a year ago

TENTERDEN

Not quite a lie-maybe. but without exception all guys who offer or I ask "are you a top guy" and they say they are. when they here in person find miraculously that they would really love to find out what it's like to be f****d

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I read your profile...and proceeds to show they've looked only at the pics

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By *incs-cpl1Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I deleted my last account by accident, I did have lots of verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the most common lie in Fan by an enormous margin is "straight" on the profile from guys who are not.

For clarity, it doesn't bother me much but it's a shame people feel they have to lie about it. "

I guess a lot of guys, especially those in couples, are doing that because of the massive backlash against bi-men that seems to happen quite frequently on Fab.

Never understood why bi-women are considered so much safer than bi-men? Must bi-men are only orally bi in my experience, and tend to be doing the sucking with their female partners, so anything the man might catch, the lady is going to catch also.

I'm sure someone will leap out now with a million statistics that show that bi-men are the worlds biggest STD carries in the world...

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I don't put pictures up because of work, no verification

lol...

Actually I do this one IS acceptable regarding not putting up face pics. I have pics but i dont put my face on public show ...yes....because of my job. Some argue that the person who recognises me is just as 'guilty ' (not that 'guilt' what i feel), but my profession take the moral high ground and would say i am bringing my profession into disrepute! Lol! Funny but true! I don't like it or agree with it as it's my private life. However if your career /job depends upon keepimg a low profile, then so be it. It can be problematic as obviously I am stunningly gorgeous and you won't get the benefit of my useful good looks!!

;);) ....however.. such is life!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I don't put pictures up because of work, no verification

lol...

;);) ....however.. such is life!

That said... I have pics but no face pic and i do have a verification. Truth is. ...I haven't met anyone in a long while through choice really.... hopefully time to update and refresh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not wee

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

I wont cum in your mouth.how many times have i hurd that

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Ive actually used the i dont know how to send a photo on here...... and at the time it was true, got someone to explain to me how

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the biggest lies are the ones on the verifications...

he has a cock to die for

she sucks like a dyson

etc etc.....

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By *itnkatCouple
over a year ago

in lincs between lincoln grantham boston

We can't cam as using phone. Can't come on cam kids are around (but can watch yours) can only cam on Skype if we don't see ppl in real time we don't meet hence low verifications lol

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I have veris, I just choose not to display them"

And they have no green veri tick on their profile icons lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most common untruth on here is age."

Yeah,I'm 22 really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got no veris despite being here for over a year as I went away for a bit. Now im back and I'd definitely meet you if we arranged it ......"

That's me although I'm verified,just not on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On our profile we say we can't accommodate, but never given the reason why, so....

Unless you don't mind being bitten half to death by a german shepherd that doesn't like people, it's best we meet away from home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest lie I find is from females who are supposedly liberated swingers yet refuse to meet bi men because of their obvious homophobia. I like cock and pussy, apparently this is not allowed.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"The biggest lie I find is from females who are supposedly liberated swingers yet refuse to meet bi men because of their obvious homophobia. I like cock and pussy, apparently this is not allowed."

You can be liberated AND have preferences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Due to me being a professional I can't put a pic up here but I'm willing to send it via whatsapp, kik or text message. "

If I had a £1 for every person who says this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm genuine and will always turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get thousands of messages a day.

I ignore all winks.

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"The biggest lie I find is from females who are supposedly liberated swingers yet refuse to meet bi men because of their obvious homophobia. I like cock and pussy, apparently this is not allowed."

I fail to see how a preference for not wishing to meet /play with bisexual men automatically casts someone as homophobic! I that is a strong accusations and a huge leap which makes no sense whatsoever.

I also don't understand what 'lie' it is that you suggest they have made?

Noone is judging your sexuality. You are entitled to express your sexual preferences but you must accept not everyone will be compatible with you. However I am sure there are many who will be delighted to meet you.

I don't meet bisexual men because i am straight and only like to play with straight men. That does NOT make me homophobic. That is my SEXUAL preference. It is NOT a comment on the person or indeed a judgement of their sexual preference. I may be great friends with any number from all sexual persuasions, preferences and orientations. But we do not choose to get intimate with eachother on a sexual level and that is absolutely fine!!! It is certainly not homophobic. I find that offensive to be honest.

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Due to me being a professional I can't put a pic up here but I'm willing to send it via whatsapp, kik or text message.

If I had a £1 for every person who says this

I wpuld not show a photo that could identify me due to my profession as rightly or wrongly, my profession would judge me negatively and it could potentially lose me my job or at the very least, make my professional life extremely difficult. However I do put photos of the rest of me. ....

In time.... if I feel I can trust the person sufficiently that they won't use my face photos to my detriment then i will share a photo of my face but not on here...only via whatsapp or kik. My life. My rules. My choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm less trusting of those who have their faces on full display than I am of those who hide them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest lie I find is from females who are supposedly liberated swingers yet refuse to meet bi men because of their obvious homophobia. I like cock and pussy, apparently this is not allowed.

I also don't understand what 'lie' it is that you suggest they have made?

I agree.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"It's fair to say that 99% of us told a lie as soon as we joins Fabs......

"Yes, I have read and understood the terms and conditions"

Biggest lie in the world

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

"The most common untruth on here is age."

I agree with this although not everybody pretends to be younger.

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

"The biggest lie I find is from females who are supposedly liberated swingers yet refuse to meet bi men because of their obvious homophobia. I like cock and pussy, apparently this is not allowed."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"- I'm leaving Fab

Then they keep posting until maybe one day they do - until retuning soon after with 'I'm back!'.

returning, not retuning "

Or posting in the forums they leaving fab but never leave

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

" I am sub ".....but I won't wear lingerie , don't like spanking , not into restraints , don't do blow jobs , don't like taking instruction .... Ok , that just leaves you and me walking hand in hand round B&Q looking at shelves really , doesn't it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I am sub ".....but I won't wear lingerie , don't like spanking , not into restraints , don't do blow jobs , don't like taking instruction .... Ok , that just leaves you and me walking hand in hand round B&Q looking at shelves really , doesn't it ?

Lmao

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