FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest use of your genitals:-)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the weirdest thing that you have done to your penis/pussy?

For me,

I ve inserted mine inside a vacuum cleaner.

Filled my bladder in reverse with a straw.

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I will follow this thread with a great deal of interest..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my money up there on a night out so I don't have to carry a purse. My boobs aren't big enough, but there's plenty of space down below.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger, I put my dick in an empty sunny delight bottle

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"I put my money up there on a night out so I don't have to carry a purse. My boobs aren't big enough, but there's plenty of space down below.

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pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filled my bladder in reverse with a straw."

WTF

why would someone think that,let alone do it??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Filled my bladder in reverse with a straw.

WTF

why would someone think that,let alone do it??"

That when I was a kiddo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On very rare occasions I will put my genitals into a ladies genitals... With her permission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On very rare occasions I will put my genitals into a ladies genitals... With her permission"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On very rare occasions I will put my genitals into a ladies genitals... With her permission

I know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On very rare occasions I will put my genitals into a ladies genitals... With her permission"

Oh that's just wrong, you perv

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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can do push ups with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes like to pop mine into a ladies mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes like to pop mine into a ladies mouth"

Obviously there wouldn't already be another mans Winkie in there.

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By *anther and gothic angelCouple
over a year ago

fairy land

"I can do push ups with mine

Now that I would like to see

Angel

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

Had a wee with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a spoon for an ex to eat chocolate cake with

Nervous and arousing at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does wanking with a lubed used toilet roll count as weird?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

On a couple of occasions I did the producing a rabbit out of a hat trick with mine only it was babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On very rare occasions I will put my genitals into a ladies genitals... With her permission"

On the other occasions you don't ask for permission?

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By *ayd2pinkTV/TS
over a year ago

TENTERDEN

Filled my bladder in reverse with a straw.

WTF

why would someone think that,let alone do it??

That when I was a kiddo"

WTF??? very nice feeling if I say so myself. all's fair huh

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By *he Ladies of the ManorCouple
over a year ago

Swansea - Guildford

Had sex from here with them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legend! Towel hook. Handbag rack. Hammered a couple of nails in. Removed some bottle tops with my foreskin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DG challenged me to try sounding, I did, but didn't have the courage to use a camera to get he pictorial evidence

I decided it wasn't for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stirred my tea with my cock .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will follow this thread with a great deal of interest..

THIS X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stirred my tea with my cock .lol"

Tough guy!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"On very rare occasions I will put my genitals into a ladies genitals... With her permission"

Get your coat ..... youve pulled ..

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"On a couple of occasions I did the producing a rabbit out of a hat trick with mine only it was babies

You had baby rabbits?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filled it with sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used my cock as a tow rope and a hanger for a wet donkey jacket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my genitals

But my bra has been known to hold my phone. Cash card and key.

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

made tents in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked out you can operate an iPhone screen with your cock.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Puppetry of the penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used my fanny as a magnet to attract men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used my fanny as a magnet to attract men.

I'm in tears

Certainly made my day

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Occasionally I use my cock as a leaf blower... You should see the neighbours faces...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive used mine as a light sabre, but I had to make all the noises so that the storm troopers would take me seriously

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