FabSwingers.com forum: heavy cumers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi I'm a very heavy cumer so people like it others don't I spray but the anount that cums out is a a lot x x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Joe, my man.

Okay let's share, I'm not a heavy cummer but I have been known to shoot a couple of feet or so in the right circumstances.

I when I said share, I meant anecdotes not body fluids!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a heavy goer, knocked hole through bottom of our carzi once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cumming..if only..after my op on tuesday my scrotum is swollen to the size of a basketball..gonna have to 'absorb' it for a while i think

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I'm a heavy goer, knocked hole through bottom of our carzi once

I shouldn't laugh... but I did.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Good for you Walljoe

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I ain't......

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I ain't......

Just mix up some Solvite before hand and flick a handful at them as you cum... they'll never know the difference.

You could really impress someone and add a few drops of vanilla essence... but not 100's and 1000's... that would be wrong.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I ain't......

Just mix up some Solvite before hand and flick a handful at them as you cum... they'll never know the difference.

You could really impress someone and add a few drops of vanilla essence... but not 100's and 1000's... that would be wrong."

cheers......... will give that a try.

you are kindness personified xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Try different flavourings.... but go easy on the pistachio … ya don’t want it looking too green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ain't......

Just mix up some Solvite before hand and flick a handful at them as you cum... they'll never know the difference.

You could really impress someone and add a few drops of vanilla essence... but not 100's and 1000's... that would be wrong.

cheers......... will give that a try.

you are kindness personified xx"

or raw egg whites, in an icing syringe, aim and squirt

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I ain't......

Just mix up some Solvite before hand and flick a handful at them as you cum... they'll never know the difference.

You could really impress someone and add a few drops of vanilla essence... but not 100's and 1000's... that would be wrong.

cheers......... will give that a try.

you are kindness personified xx

or raw egg whites, in an icing syringe, aim and squirt

cheers Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ain't......

Just mix up some Solvite before hand and flick a handful at them as you cum... they'll never know the difference.

You could really impress someone and add a few drops of vanilla essence... but not 100's and 1000's... that would be wrong.

cheers......... will give that a try.

you are kindness personified xx

or raw egg whites, in an icing syringe, aim and squirt

cheers Jack

I'm happy to be of assistance View me ole mucker

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

between solvite and egg whites..

it's gonna be a fecking jizz fest.

now to find someone who accomodates.

my OCD wouldn't allow me to make such a mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not at all attracted to this 'heavy cumming' lark, and condoms catch it all anyway... why do people think it's a selling point???

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I'm not at all attracted to this 'heavy cumming' lark, and condoms catch it all anyway... why do people think it's a selling point???"

saves on facial products I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not at all attracted to this 'heavy cumming' lark, and condoms catch it all anyway... why do people think it's a selling point???"

I agree....I'd prefer a repeater to a heavy cummer although there are lots on here who appear to be both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not overly impressed by the heavy cummer. Its not something I want my meets to achieve particulary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a heavy cummer. Celery's apparently good for producing big loads, especially if you stick it up your arse when you're about to cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a heavy cummer. Celery's apparently good for producing big loads, especially if you stick it up your arse when you're about to cum."

Cor Blimey...I've changed my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this man last week send a pic of his cock still with condom on and cum ... its was all most full to the top , lol xx did think had he got the cream out , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this man last week send a pic of his cock still with condom on and cum ... its was all most full to the top , lol xx did think had he got the cream out , lol xx

where's the pukey smiley when you need one...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol ! I once 'glooped' the ceiling from the bed once, i am like a jersey cow if i've 'banked' for a week. . . . . . Where is this thread going ?

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By *olo911Couple
over a year ago

wigan

"I'm a heavy cummer. Celery's apparently good for producing big loads, especially if you stick it up your arse when you're about to cum."
wish you hadn't posted that the wife has just go back from asda with a bag of celery sticks and a big grin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends on how long since iv has sex, if every day then cum in not heavy,, But, if we dont have sex for couple days then god help her , i most empty both balls lol

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By *nnesteveCouple
over a year ago

wigan

my hubby always cums loads mmmm

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By *ature married manMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

Mmm any heavy cummers my way? Id love to drain u.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"I'm a heavy goer, knocked hole through bottom of our carzi once

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Is a heavy cummer the male equivelent of a BBW ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There nothing wrong in being a heavey cummer mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant say im keen on heavy cummers to be honest - much prefer a repeater

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

In our experience women rarely like extremes of any sort. Neither too big or too small, too enthusiastic or too placid etc etc, so a lot of cum is just a logistical problem even thogh men think it is a sign of masculinity.

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By *ittle-Miss-MuffetCouple
over a year ago

Chester / North Wales

"In our experience women rarely like extremes of any sort. Neither too big or too small, too enthusiastic or too placid etc etc, so a lot of cum is just a logistical problem even thogh men think it is a sign of masculinity. "

Logistical? Why, where you transporting it?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not at all attracted to this 'heavy cumming' lark, and condoms catch it all anyway... why do people think it's a selling point???"

no idea, most unattractive. Now must get lon with my embroidery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not at all attracted to this 'heavy cumming' lark, and condoms catch it all anyway... why do people think it's a selling point???

I agree....I'd prefer a repeater to a heavy cummer although there are lots on here who appear to be both!"

yeah ... they say tha at ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When tiger comes we refill the fire extinguishers. Howzabout that then????? eh eh eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't anyone going to say "not heavy...just big boned"?...I'm disappointed people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my hubby always cums loads mmmm

all this talk about "Heavy-Cummers" so - Why does my hubby always cum so little then ?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my hubby always cums loads mmmm

all this talk about "Heavy-Cummers" so - Why does my hubby always cum so little then ?? lol

it is sperm quality not quantity which is important.

it's easy to produce thousands of numpties but not to produce a sperm which can make a world class contribution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my hubby always cums loads mmmm

all this talk about "Heavy-Cummers" so - Why does my hubby always cum so little then ?? lol

it is sperm quality not quantity which is important.

it's easy to produce thousands of numpties but not to produce a sperm which can make a world class contribution."

I am at present occupied with emroidering a sampler with the very calligraphy "quality not quantity" framed by delcate flora and fauna. It will, in time, take pride of place over the bed where we partake of group sex. If you will excuse me then .....

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