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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hey guys this is just for fun but has anyone had the best excuse why they could not meet that has been so unreal that it made you laugh......timewasters excuses dont you just love em

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

i had....'my mum died last night'.....the thing was....she'd already died a couple of months earlier......when he's cancelled me on the afternoon of a meet......idiot !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i had....'my mum died last night'.....the thing was....she'd already died a couple of months earlier......when he's cancelled me on the afternoon of a meet......idiot !!!!!"
yes he must be the same guy i was gonna meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not use any excuses or lie about why I do not or cannot meet. This way, I don't have to remember what I have lied about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the time I have been doing this, got to say, i've not had any silly/funny excuses, i've had people cancel for geniune reasons. And I have only encourtered 1 time waster, that was just a no show, my spidey senses were on the blink that day.

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By *ax the gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

birmingham

i lost my phone but it was still ringing then an hour later after sending a message thanking the lady for wasting my time she said fine if your going to be like that we better not meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They probably just make these silly excuses up to make people feel better, the bottom line is does it really matter what way you’re let down?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

im just thinking how some people may react if they actually got a message with a real reason why person didnt want to meet in some cases .......ohhhhhh could really put the cat amoungst the pigeons !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male from couple had bad back. I heard his cries of pain over the phone as his gf apologised for having to cancel. I actually felt sorry for him...until we saw their profile verified by 2 other couples that same night and following night!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

maybe they met days before ur planned meet and just verified them later .maybe why his back was "fucked " lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worse excuse for change of venue was " sorry my penthouse is having its carpets cleaned, but my mum is out shopping so we can use her sofa for half an hour!" we did not x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we were trying to arrange a meet but wanted to talk to fem on phone but got a excuse of she was on her period and could not speak on phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry we just noticed you have got tattoos and she doesnt like them "..lol our profile even says if you dont like tattoos we may not be the couple for you and pics show that i do have many ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them, "We'll meet you if you shave your goatee off"

Me, "Ok, I'll shave it off if you lose a stone"

They fookin' blocked us... funny fookers

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By *icknDeeCouple
over a year ago

hartlepool

Got a txt from a couple 1/2 an hour before a meet saying she'd just falled down the stairs and they were on the way to A&E...

Didn't believe it, but made arrangments to meet a couple of weeks later...

This time they turned up and she had a cast on her leg. Some people will go to any lengths to get out of a meet lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we were trying to arrange a meet but wanted to talk to fem on phone but got a excuse of she was on her period and could not speak on phone."
lol yes this one wins so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to cancel a meet a few years ago because my daughter broke her arm in a riding accident..... I text them to explain and didnt hear from them again...

I had to cancel a meet because my dog escaped and was run over and killed !

I left a text while I was in tears and there response left me fuming !!

I had to cancel a weekend because my beloved brother died suddenly and didn't at that time give a monkeys about texting etc...

sometimes...just sometimes real life gets in the way !

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Yeah.... 'you're not attractive'.

ffs! Made me howl.

*goes off to polish monstrous ego..*

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My dog ate my homework and then my cock fell off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

baby sitter let them down , lol xx thats a good one even if not true and its really a man and you think its a woman you should be meeting and thay dont turn up , lol as never chatted on the phone just sent mail .. should know when people do not chat on phone theres somthing up , lol why do man play games like this .. on here .... why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because there sad gits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best we had,the pics on our profile are actually old ones and we dont look the same now...this is really us now..

thanks but no tks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"baby sitter let them down "

Seriously, going my mine and others experiences on here, this country must have the worst, most unreliable babysitting community in Europe! I think I've had that excuse about three times now!

I had to cancel a meet once as my grandmother died the weekend before we were due to meet but her funeral was the day before the meet and didn't feel right at all and as I'd been talking to the couple for a wee while, they went totally nuts at me! Block!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Blimey - you guys actually get texts saying you are being stood up...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey - you guys actually get texts saying you are being stood up...?"
no mail on the pc as she never chated on phone Did ask but sister was there , , lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"My dog ate my homework and then my cock fell off."

I'm really sorry to hear that mate, my heart goes out to you at this difficult time.... hey hang on! You were kidding weren't you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one recently. "YOU'RE TOO NICE FOR US, after meeting for a drink and a decent conversation". Wife wanted to go on but hubby said no. Still can't make up what was going on in his head. Complex?

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

Well being parents of 2 little 1s we know how hard it is to get sitters in this day and age and as we only use 1(the wifes grandparents)things do need to be proper preplanned and as we all know plans never seem to run accordingly ,we have had to pull out of meets due to the sitters letting us down but thats life but if we say we are going to meet and we dont there has been a genuine problem but luckely enuf we aint had to do it that often and we always rearange and follow through but like i said when uve got kids it does make it alot more difficult but thank god ppl know we are a trusting and gen cpl

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!


"Well being parents of 2 little 1s we know how hard it is to get sitters in this day and age and as we only use 1(the wifes grandparents)things do need to be proper preplanned and as we all know plans never seem to run accordingly ,we have had to pull out of meets due to the sitters letting us down but thats life but if we say we are going to meet and we dont there has been a genuine problem but luckely enuf we aint had to do it that often and we always rearange and follow through but like i said when uve got kids it does make it alot more difficult but thank god ppl know we are a trusting and gen cpl "

And we do like to share lots n lots with lots n lots lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had a guy just not turn up and when i finaly got a reply to my question why he said he had been in hossie yet i knew a girl that worked for him so i asked her if he was ok now she replied that there had been nothing wrong with him healthy as an ox

ah well such is life just wish they would be honest and admit they have wimped out even if its last min i would respect um for it oddly enough

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"My dog ate my homework and then my cock fell off.

I'm really sorry to hear that mate, my heart goes out to you at this difficult time.... hey hang on! You were kidding weren't you!!! "

Fear not my conventionally attached penis owning other self!

I invented cock lasers don't forget!

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

And yea we would say just to be honest and if the cpl you are letting down have a hissy fit then its just as well you havent met up with them ,so honesty is the best policy because ppl have a way of finding out the fibbs which paints a worser picture ov the ppl who have pulled,if we cant meet we will tell them folk what it is as it is ,we not into fabricating illaberate excuses ,if the kids are bad ,dont say they been hospatalised mun just say they bad,if the sitters have let you down dont make out that theyve had a heart attack just say ,theyve let us down and if u simply dont feel up to it just say dont pretend that uve been car jacked and held by knife point and you couldent use your fone incase u get stabbed,just say it as it is coz some of these excuses sound like theve just come straight out of a fictional space monster mag lol ,give us some credit pls we are all intelegent adults and shit does happen and more to some than others and some are just down right unlucky fekkers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Them, "We'll meet you if you shave your goatee off"

Me, "Ok, I'll shave it off if you lose a stone"

They fookin' blocked us... funny fookers

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LOVE IT!!!

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

bangor


"Blimey - you guys actually get texts saying you are being stood up...?"

Took the words out of my mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pre group fun.

message 1: can't make it, daughter's in labour.

Message 2: shortly after... can't come hubby called out on ambulance duty.

Twilight zone or what. We still had plenty of couples tho, fun had by all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wonder what a lot of people would use for excuses if they didn't have kids.

After a couple canceled because their 17 year old had a sore throat we took to only meeting childless couples, or those who's kids had left home.

XXXX

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

I think ppl on ere are being a tad shallow towards ppl with children ,at the end of the day it goes without saying that your kids come first ,we agree that there are ppl who use they kids just as an excuse being timewasters but surley ud get to know the cpls that are genuine better and realise that there may actually be a gen excuse

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By *azmissy67Woman
over a year ago

welshpool area

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By *azmissy67Woman
over a year ago

welshpool area

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By *azmissy67Woman
over a year ago

welshpool area

Best one i have had was when because my son didnt go to college, i cant accommodate - so not wishing to let the guy down i asked if he fancied abit of car fun he was all up for it. I said i knew a quiet spot out in the country again he was well up for it just mentioned it was up a quiet lane in the hills at which point he said he gets car sick and wont be able to make it !

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