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By *ue care and attention OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

Wow that's a big hole...you must have had a lot of men in there?

Beat that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had "Can I cum in your c*nt?". Nothing else, just that one line.

Funnily enough, no you cant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow that's a big hole...you must have had a lot of men in there?

Beat that one!"

Wonder what finishing school he went to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where did you hear that?! and to whom...?!

i hear all the charming ones in my work place "she had a bill boarders bucket / wizaeds sleeve / clowns pocket / you could throw a brick up it....."

my response is always aimed at how inadequate they must have felt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....the most insulting thing i saw on here though was on a veri...why the person posted it is way beyond me..except their skins sure thicker than mine as i'd have hunted the shit down and kicked him a new fanny!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"....the most insulting thing i saw on here though was on a veri...why the person posted it is way beyond me..except their skins sure thicker than mine as i'd have hunted the shit down and kicked him a new fanny!"

and it was.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....the most insulting thing i saw on here though was on a veri...why the person posted it is way beyond me..except their skins sure thicker than mine as i'd have hunted the shit down and kicked him a new fanny!

and it was.....?"

you keep doing this!!! more information needed!!!

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By *ue care and attention OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"where did you hear that?! and to whom...?!

i hear all the charming ones in my work place "she had a bill boarders bucket / wizaeds sleeve / clowns pocket / you could throw a brick up it....."

my response is always aimed at how inadequate they must have felt...."

Sadly it was said to me by a guy on here at a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where did you hear that?! and to whom...?!

i hear all the charming ones in my work place "she had a bill boarders bucket / wizaeds sleeve / clowns pocket / you could throw a brick up it....."

my response is always aimed at how inadequate they must have felt....

Sadly it was said to me by a guy on here at a meet "

OMG!!! No way!!!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"We had "Can I cum in your c*nt?". Nothing else, just that one line.

Funnily enough, no you cant!!"

Yeah, sorry about that guys. I meant to add more to the message, but ...er, my hand slipped and I clicked submit. Honest!

So, er, anyway... can I?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

ohhhh i got a message to the effect that the guy didnt wanna fuck me anyway as he was told it was like pounding a slab of butter .pmsl !!! funny enough i had been sex on legs the messages before i had simply said no to him lol !

tonite was a classic too. guy has just been messaging over past two weeks on and off and didnt like that i didnt want to meet yet,and need to know a person better before discussing any meet . started to get pushy so i mearly said i obviously wasnt what he was looking for and good luck on the site . he replies that he wasnt into tantrums and my behaviour brought to mind a good physcoloy book !!! pmsl !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im finding 'keith lemon speak' tricky!! As im not a regular watcher of 'celebrity juice' I was slightly alarmed at one adorable guy who messaged me 'I want to smash ur gash'

Nearly hit the abuse button on that one!!

When questioned further, apparently the charming gentleman does indeed get meets with romantic messages like that???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keith Lemmon is hilarious in Celeb Juice but I really can't see that humour coming off in a typed message!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Keith Lemmon is hilarious in Celeb Juice but I really can't see that humour coming off in a typed message! "

he is and I agree.... a risky strategy in an opening message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keith Lemmon is hilarious in Celeb Juice but I really can't see that humour coming off in a typed message!

he is and I agree.... a risky strategy in an opening message "

Ya think!!

lol xxx

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish


"Keith Lemmon is hilarious in Celeb Juice but I really can't see that humour coming off in a typed message!

he is and I agree.... a risky strategy in an opening message "

yeah...don't think I would be jumping at the chance to meet someone if the said they wanted to "smash my backdoors in"..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit like throwing a pork sausage up a back lane ,....

That says it all lol

But oh yes, some folks have the gift of the gab alright

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By *ue care and attention OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"where did you hear that?! and to whom...?!

i hear all the charming ones in my work place "she had a bill boarders bucket / wizaeds sleeve / clowns pocket / you could throw a brick up it....."

my response is always aimed at how inadequate they must have felt....

Sadly it was said to me by a guy on here at a meet

OMG!!! No way!!! "

Yes way! Funnily enough he thinks he's god's gift. Such a charmer eh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where did you hear that?! and to whom...?!

i hear all the charming ones in my work place "she had a bill boarders bucket / wizaeds sleeve / clowns pocket / you could throw a brick up it....."

my response is always aimed at how inadequate they must have felt....

Sadly it was said to me by a guy on here at a meet

OMG!!! No way!!!

Yes way! Funnily enough he thinks he's god's gift. Such a charmer eh lol "

what a tosser! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".

Sadly it was said to me by a guy on here at a meet "

he obviously has some insecurities or just gets a kick out of it?

i would have levelled a kick below the belt too....

i've never understood why anyone would be discourteous to someone who allows them any form of intimacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have punched his lights out.

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine


"We had "Can I cum in your c*nt?". Nothing else, just that one line.

Funnily enough, no you cant!!"
oor lass would of said ask him ya self hes in from work soon

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"I would have punched his lights out. "

Now now, that's not very lady like. Instead you should twat him round the head with your handbag and stamp hard on his foot with your 6" stilettos

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By *ue care and attention OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"I would have punched his lights out.

Now now, that's not very lady like. Instead you should twat him round the head with your handbag and stamp hard on his foot with your 6" stilettos"

Actually that reminds me of a strange request I once had lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would of just bit a massive lump out of his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm assuming you got dressed and left/kicked him out!

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By *aughtyinguMan
over a year ago

swindon

to the op

I like a nice gape

females go for assholes, my messages rarely get a response, and im not insulting, crude, and there in sentances.

im doing it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want you to shit in my mouth".

Nice! ...classy classy one liner

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i want you to piss in my mouth while you have your period"

and he didn't even have the good manners to say hello first!

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By *ue care and attention OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


""i want you to piss in my mouth while you have your period"

and he didn't even have the good manners to say hello first!

"

Or please and thank you? lol

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By *ohnsusCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield


""i want you to piss in my mouth while you have your period"

and he didn't even have the good manners to say hello first!

Or please and thank you? lol"

Or pees and thank you lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like some guys never learn - 'Manners maketh the man!'

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By *ue care and attention OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Seems like some guys never learn - 'Manners maketh the man!'"

Hmmm, so does a nice ass!

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill


"Wow that's a big hole...you must have had a lot of men in there?

Beat that one!"

Was once described as like "sticking your cock out the window on a rainy night".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems like some guys never learn - 'Manners maketh the man!'

Hmmm, so does a nice ass! "

Why thank you - butt seems I have nothing on you!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one guy, one message, 3 little words.....you filthy c**t!!!

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By *ue care and attention OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Seems like some guys never learn - 'Manners maketh the man!'

Hmmm, so does a nice ass!

Why thank you - butt seems I have nothing on you!

X"

Thank you too. Amazing what a good camera angle can do for you! lol

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