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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Afternoon swingers

Got the afternoon off feeling horny and lazy.

So anyone want to come give me a blowjob ?

Full sex is also on the cards but like I said I'm feeling lazy so you'll have to do most of the work.

I'm will to make you a mean cuppa and my even stretch to a bacon butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You almost had me, but I'm a vegetarian so the bacon butty was a deal breaker.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That first line on your profile, saying you're mentally handicapped - is a little harsh isn't it? Not getting at you, sure it's meant in jest, it's just a little insensitive, isn't it? Sure it's not meant intentionally but just a heads up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That first line on your profile, saying you're mentally handicapped - is a little harsh isn't it? Not getting at you, sure it's meant in jest, it's just a little insensitive, isn't it? Sure it's not meant intentionally but just a heads up "

Point taken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You almost had me, but I'm a vegetarian so the bacon butty was a deal breaker.

-Courtney "

Tofu toastie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well no offers but a few messages telling me I'm a dick

Please lightin up people it just a little fun

And if someone said yes I'd be screwed as I ate the bacon earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well no offers but a few messages telling me I'm a dick

Please lightin up people it just a little fun

And if someone said yes I'd be screwed as I ate the bacon earlier

You got messages saying you're a dick? That sucks. It doesn't suck your dick, but it still sucks

Ignore them. I figured the thread was a jokey one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well no offers but a few messages telling me I'm a dick

Please lightin up people it just a little fun

And if someone said yes I'd be screwed as I ate the bacon earlier

You got messages saying you're a dick? That sucks. It doesn't suck your dick, but it still sucks

Ignore them. I figured the thread was a jokey one."

It's the most messages Iv had

It's cool I am a bit of a dick but a fun one

Taylor swift shake it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well no offers but a few messages telling me I'm a dick

Please lightin up people it just a little fun

And if someone said yes I'd be screwed as I ate the bacon earlier

You got messages saying you're a dick? That sucks. It doesn't suck your dick, but it still sucks

Ignore them. I figured the thread was a jokey one.

It's the most messages Iv had

It's cool I am a bit of a dick but a fun one

Taylor swift shake it off "

Hey you got messages, by thankful, I may try this when I am bored at work plus I get call way more that a dick before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well no offers but a few messages telling me I'm a dick

Please lightin up people it just a little fun

And if someone said yes I'd be screwed as I ate the bacon earlier

You got messages saying you're a dick? That sucks. It doesn't suck your dick, but it still sucks

Ignore them. I figured the thread was a jokey one.

It's the most messages Iv had

It's cool I am a bit of a dick but a fun one

Taylor swift shake it off

Hey you got messages, by thankful, I may try this when I am bored at work plus I get call way more that a dick before

Ha ha a positive attitude always helps

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