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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi All,

just chatting in the Chat room about the various advancements of Technology we could add to the dildo.

so far we have come up with.

a USB port, so you no longer have to rely on batteries, and it can be charged at the PC.

and if its got USB Capability, it would be daft not to allow it to down load your favourite tracks.. this way you can really get off to listening to you favourite Singer.

or for the dildo to vibrate to the rythym of the song. (jaws would be an interesting one)

Downloadable apps such as Angry Birds.

GPS for when a bloke is helping out and needs direction to the G spot.

anymore suggestions before i begin drafting a business plan to sent to to Duncan, Theo and the rest of the dragons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real cock, with a real person on the end of it ...

Designed by nature - has to be a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a wee bullet vibe that starts when a txt msg comes through on a mobile nearby, makes shopping interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THere are already ones that plug into pc's and mp3 players. lol

AND pretty much do as described.

Katie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dildo that will cook for you and make you a cuppa after sex

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

...does it mow the lawn, and catch spiders too? I fucking well hope not! Us men will become extinct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THere are already ones that plug into pc's and mp3 players. lol

AND pretty much do as described.

Katie x "

Iv am MP3 Bullet

But a PC vibe?? Where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THere are already ones that plug into pc's and mp3 players. lol

AND pretty much do as described.

Katie x "

Aw Jiggle, looks like it's back to the drawing board And I was so sure that we were on our way to our first million quid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a wee bullet vibe that starts when a txt msg comes through on a mobile nearby, makes shopping interesting! "

I love the sound of this! Where did you get it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a wee bullet vibe that starts when a txt msg comes through on a mobile nearby, makes shopping interesting! "

Trouble is when you read the text and it's a reminder to pick up some dog worming tablets it kinda kills the vibe

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

My current dream is the

Continuously Ejaculating Dildo

If any geek would like to make one for me, he'd be welcome to video me trying it for the first time!

Janet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know that USB dildos do exist and there are ones you can control over the tinternet.

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By *aughtyinguMan
over a year ago

swindon

one that heats up?, or and cools itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi All,

just chatting in the Chat room about the various advancements of Technology we could add to the dildo.

so far we have come up with.

a USB port, so you no longer have to rely on batteries, and it can be charged at the PC.

and if its got USB Capability, it would be daft not to allow it to down load your favourite tracks.. this way you can really get off to listening to you favourite Singer.

or for the dildo to vibrate to the rythym of the song. (jaws would be an interesting one)

Downloadable apps such as Angry Birds.

GPS for when a bloke is helping out and needs direction to the G spot.

anymore suggestions before i begin drafting a business plan to sent to to Duncan, Theo and the rest of the dragons

"

just a vib that could cuddle afterwords occasionly

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