FabSwingers.com forum: who would like to rub some baby oil over my cock ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mmmmm I just love it and the feeling is amazing x xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am getting the feeling of deja vu....

glad you enjoy tho

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'll do it.

Want me to wank you off as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do it.

Want me to wank you off as well?"

Can I watch?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'll do it.

Want me to wank you off as well?

Can I watch?

Love you to.

Bring a friend.

And some juice, crisps and sweets if you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pours glass of wine and settles down to watch*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i prefer pack lunch and snorkel, for muff diving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sorry my cock is only for women x. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have dips with my crisps sensual?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have really deep feelings for you Walljoe I love you more than I have ever loved any other man.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm sorry my cock is only for women x. X"

Then you should have stated that at the outset then, loverboy.

I've got women on the way, others pulling up a chair with a nice glass of wine,and more phoning friends and deciding to 'make a night of it'.

There's snacks, music and ambience in abundance.

The girls are hot to trot.

They are ready and waiting.

They are giddy at the thought and want to watch me jack you off until you shoot your hot, gushing spunk in an arc across the room.

The only person who is not up for this is you.

Which is somewhat ironic.

Because nobody else is going to wank you off my son, nobody.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sorry to disappoint ladies, but it looks like your OP has now decided he'd rather 'lick pussy and bum' than have his cock covered in baby oil etc.

I can only apologise for your time being wasted if you were all set to watch me wank him off, but hey, thems the breaks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was too I'd brought those 3D glasses and all. Poor show I want my money back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to disappoint ladies, but it looks like your OP has now decided he'd rather 'lick pussy and bum' than have his cock covered in baby oil etc.

I can only apologise for your time being wasted if you were all set to watch me wank him off, but hey, thems the breaks..."

All back to yours then? Seems a shame to waste a perfectly good bottle of baby oil...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm oil party xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmmm oil party xx"

ledgend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do it.

Want me to wank you off as well?

Can I watch?

Love you to.

Bring a friend.

And some juice, crisps and sweets if you want."

Cool, I'm just off to asda

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Mmmmmmm oil party xx"

Sorry, females only. Mate.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Clean out of baby oil....will Deep Heat do?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Clean out of baby oil....will Deep Heat do?"

Fine by me.

It's my hands it's going on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No !

But I have some EP80 gear oil if that's any good .... It's a bit thick and it stinks ...

Mind you, the oil ain't so bad ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got some paraffin oil.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No !

But I have some EP80 gear oil if that's any good .... It's a bit thick and it stinks ...

Mind you, the oil ain't so bad ..

pmsl now that made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No !

But I have some EP80 gear oil if that's any good .... It's a bit thick and it stinks ...

Mind you, the oil ain't so bad ..

A bit thick and stinks ?? Now that never made me think of ANYONE.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No !

But I have some EP80 gear oil if that's any good .... It's a bit thick and it stinks ...

Mind you, the oil ain't so bad ..

A bit thick and stinks ?? Now that never made me think of ANYONE......."
So why say it then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she can.

If I'm not mistaken it's called humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm I just love it and the feeling is amazing x xx"
no just incase an crab bite's me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry my cock is only for women x. X"

gutted now i cant see teh show

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm sorry my cock is only for women x. X

gutted now i cant see teh show"

Fear not fair maiden, it's Fab - finding wankers should not prove to be problematical.

You get the girlies together.

Work out who you want to watch get wanked off, then gimme a shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry my cock is only for women x. X

gutted now i cant see teh show

Fear not fair maiden, it's Fab - finding wankers should not prove to be problematical.

You get the girlies together.

Work out who you want to watch get wanked off, then gimme a shout.

Can't we just watch you?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm sorry my cock is only for women x. X

gutted now i cant see teh show

Fear not fair maiden, it's Fab - finding wankers should not prove to be problematical.

You get the girlies together.

Work out who you want to watch get wanked off, then gimme a shout.

Can't we just watch you?

Rather not do it that way.

Better with me and another guy.

That way when the girls shout 'wanker', i've got at least a 50/50 chance it's not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry my cock is only for women x. X

gutted now i cant see teh show

Fear not fair maiden, it's Fab - finding wankers should not prove to be problematical.

You get the girlies together.

Work out who you want to watch get wanked off, then gimme a shout.

Can't we just watch you?

Rather not do it that way.

Better with me and another guy.

That way when the girls shout 'wanker', i've got at least a 50/50 chance it's not me.

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