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Good typing is sexier that a pair of tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let me just say I love tits. It's what drives me wild about a woman. Mr Telford loves a good pair of tits as well.

But it's not the sexiest part about somebody messaging us. The sexiest part is people who can manage to string a sentence together, in basic English, and have it make sense.

This is a swinging site, we are under no illusion is it anything more than a site designed for a) people to have sex and b) people to talk to others who like to have sex. Sometimes with each other. It's not an English master class, it's not an exam.

But wow... Every day we sift through dozens of messages, and every day we just sigh...

"Hy bbe wna fuk?"

"I jiz on tit u hav?"

"Whre"

These are actual messages btw...

I mean, call me crazy, but I just don't feel like throwing myself at people who can't even be bothered to write a decent message, surely we can't be the only people who experience this? I'm not talking about the odd typo. We all know how great predictive text is. I've wanted to duck many people over the years...

Then you have the other type of people. The big heads. The ones that just expect shit to go down, and get defensive when you don't meet right away, or question them in some way. "Face pic? But we want to meet you, why do you need a face pic, you must be fake!"

I love to be sexually stimulated. But I love to be mentally stimulated. It's a connection for me. I sense that if somebody can't hold a conversation with me, then clearly I won't be able to hold a sexual night with them either.

Tell me I'm not alone guys and gals... Tell me it's not just me who gets idiots messaging! Tell me that there are honest genuine people out there who enjoy a nice chat, back story, what you're looking for, how are you and THEN maybe fancy a meet...?

Or am I just going crackers!

C X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to agree. Literacy and imagination combined with the capacity to make it legible are potentially as attractive.

However tits do sway the argument a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have spent this morning coaching complete strangers in the art of, among other things: reading profiles prior to messaging, stringing a coherent non-text speak message together, how to address women respectfully, having something that vaguely resembles meaningful content in profiles, photo variety and that no really really does mean no.

Hopefully one or two will heed the advice and not message irrelevant crud to people quite as readily as they did this morning!

I'm thinking of starting a course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

"looking meet"

"pic ?"

"skype"

"Cam"

"r u free now"

"mmmmm"

Thats some of the better quality messages i received recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually cannot stand people who can't string a proper sentence together. It's puts me off... If I spend more than 30 seconds trying to decipher a message I will just delete...

Ones that also just say

'Fck now?' 'Meet' 'tonight'

We all get them... It's easier to delete...

Like yourself I find I need to have a conversation with someone and have a mental connection there as well as a physical one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Absolutely. I love to be turned on by words, as well as actions. I love to be stimulated.

Three words and a dick pic taken in 1972 doesn't usually do it for me :D C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely. I love to be turned on by words, as well as actions. I love to be stimulated.

Three words and a dick pic taken in 1972 doesn't usually do it for me :D C x"

and nor should it... the art of a proper, flirtacious, conversation is a dying one on fab, which is a great shame...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seduce the mind and the body will follow

Totally agree with you OP. A well written message makes me pay attention and gets my brain excited first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also incredibly happy with the sheer amount of men who are concerned about my health! It's so sweet.

U ok?

I publicly declare that I am indeed, fine - just peachy thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seduce the mind and the body will follow

Totally agree with you OP. A well written message makes me pay attention and gets my brain excited first

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about good typing WITH a sexy pair of tits (is that even possible, away to google....)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm also incredibly happy with the sheer amount of men who are concerned about my health! It's so sweet.

U ok?

I publicly declare that I am indeed, fine - just peachy thanks "

Sometimes I message back and just tell them about my day, that I stumped my toe and that I was thinking about messaging my mother in law and talking about her garden. Just to make them see what a bloody daft question it is! YES BOYS, I'M FINE, THANKS. C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about good typing WITH a sexy pair of tits (is that even possible, away to google....)"

I possess a sexy pair of tits and I can indeed type

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about good typing WITH a sexy pair of tits (is that even possible, away to google....)"

Let me try...

dsfkbljadfsgldfhls sfdsk dskj l

Well, its a start... Maybe this is what these people are doing :D I've been looking at it all wrong!!! C x

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Eloquently written profiles are lovely, we always add to our 'hotlist' and send a shy wink at least

While not everyone is able to type long and luxurious messages (especially on a phone!) we have certainly find that people who can communicate well via writing are likely to be on a similar wavelength to us when we meet, and that can make for the most fun times (all too frequently not ended up doing any swinging but having a fantastic night all the same... and then arranging another meet to get any playing done!)

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Completely agree

Yesterday, I replied to a message and asked him to re-write it as I couldn't understand it at all. Maybe it was in Klingon

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Combine the two and type a pair of tits

(.)(.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about good typing WITH a sexy pair of tits (is that even possible, away to google....)

Let me try...

dsfkbljadfsgldfhls sfdsk dskj l

Well, its a start... Maybe this is what these people are doing :D I've been looking at it all wrong!!! C x"

This must be a fetish? Everything is a fetish (is't it?). I wanted to start a website once "women in hats", how about "women in hats, typing with their tits"?

Market research you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U wot m8?

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Have to agree, someone whose profile or message indicates intelligence and common sense is a very attractive feature. If that is complimented by what I think is an an attractive face and an attractive body - then it becomes very appealing indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the irony of a mistyped heading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/03/16 13:47:30]

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Absolutely. I love to be turned on by words, as well as actions. I love to be stimulated.

Three words and a dick pic taken in 1972 doesn't usually do it for me :D C x

and nor should it... the art of a proper, flirtacious, conversation is a dying one on fab, which is a great shame... "

Is it really a dying art on Fab? I imagine it's more the case that it's the same as it ever was...those who can write eloquently and flirtatiously will continue to do so, and those who can't, won't.

The quality of both good and bad writing on the forum seems to be fairly static, that must serve as some indication of the overall standard here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree op but must admit to using u instead of you.

Guilty as charged.

Think our profile is ok though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to say that there appears to be a misconception that looks alone will determine a meet. For me to want to meet someone I have to be interested and to do that I have to find their profile interesting. I'll then send a message based upon what I've read about them and in around half the cases I'll receive a reply. The reply may be that they're not interested or looking but they appreciate that someone has taken the time.

I'm looking to spend quality time with people, not get my end away. Women and couples in the vast majority of cases want that too. How someone can think that one line of text speak and pic of their wares taken at a flattering angle is a deal sealer is beyond me.

Each to their own I guess!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Absolutely. I love to be turned on by words, as well as actions. I love to be stimulated.

Three words and a dick pic taken in 1972 doesn't usually do it for me :D C x

and nor should it... the art of a proper, flirtacious, conversation is a dying one on fab, which is a great shame... "

Sadly I don't think it was ever a thriving artform on here in the first place. At least, not based on my experiences anyway.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If you analyse my favourite message of "gizzashagyabitch", you might be pleasantly surprised by the historical entomology within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well,

First things first, C you have a truly lovely pair of tits.

Secondy you're right, I can't stand text speak, it annoys the hell out of me.

N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely. I love to be turned on by words, as well as actions. I love to be stimulated.

Three words and a dick pic taken in 1972 doesn't usually do it for me :D C x

and nor should it... the art of a proper, flirtacious, conversation is a dying one on fab, which is a great shame...

Sadly I don't think it was ever a thriving artform on here in the first place. At least, not based on my experiences anyway."

you have obviously never had the pleasure of a flirty conversation with a likeminded fabster...

I have to say you either possess the knack or you don't....seems to me you don't

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"

Sadly I don't think it was ever a thriving artform on here in the first place. At least, not based on my experiences anyway.

you have obviously never had the pleasure of a flirty conversation with a likeminded fabster...

I have to say you either possess the knack or you don't....seems to me you don't "

As a matter of fact, I have. I stated it wasn't a thriving artform on here, not that it never existed.

YMMV. I approach this with the expectation that not everyone is a budding wordsmith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My typing is gooder than my tits. My knowledge of spelling and grammar,unfortunately,isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet a lot of women on here are shit at dirty chat. I imagine they reply with " *giggles* mmm oh yes! you beast you,you certainly know how to get my juices flowing *flutters eyelashes *".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U wot m8?"

Woss ur dutty chat lyk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U wot m8?

Woss ur dutty chat lyk? "

Nce titz, wnna fuk?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"I bet a lot of women on here are shit at dirty chat. I imagine they reply with " *giggles* mmm oh yes! you beast you,you certainly know how to get my juices flowing *flutters eyelashes *". "

What you mean 50 Shades of Grey isn't the dirty chat starter pack after all?

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne


"Let me just say I love tits. It's what drives me wild about a woman. Mr Telford loves a good pair of tits as well.

But it's not the sexiest part about somebody messaging us. The sexiest part is people who can manage to string a sentence together, in basic English, and have it make sense.

This is a swinging site, we are under no illusion is it anything more than a site designed for a) people to have sex and b) people to talk to others who like to have sex. Sometimes with each other. It's not an English master class, it's not an exam.

But wow... Every day we sift through dozens of messages, and every day we just sigh...

"Hy bbe wna fuk?"

"I jiz on tit u hav?"

"Whre"

These are actual messages btw...

I mean, call me crazy, but I just don't feel like throwing myself at people who can't even be bothered to write a decent message, surely we can't be the only people who experience this? I'm not talking about the odd typo. We all know how great predictive text is. I've wanted to duck many people over the years...

Then you have the other type of people. The big heads. The ones that just expect shit to go down, and get defensive when you don't meet right away, or question them in some way. "Face pic? But we want to meet you, why do you need a face pic, you must be fake!"

I love to be sexually stimulated. But I love to be mentally stimulated. It's a connection for me. I sense that if somebody can't hold a conversation with me, then clearly I won't be able to hold a sexual night with them either.

Tell me I'm not alone guys and gals... Tell me it's not just me who gets idiots messaging! Tell me that there are honest genuine people out there who enjoy a nice chat, back story, what you're looking for, how are you and THEN maybe fancy a meet...?

Or am I just going crackers!

C X"

Agreed fully. Nothing worse than

"Hey hunz, wuu2?fancya fook"

I don't know what part of the English language has been raped more in the above REAL sentence from an Einstein who messaged me recently - spelling, punctuation, grammar or just plain old fucking courtesy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'G8 tits on yr Mrs m8'

This is my favourite so far. Insulting on several levels. I'm so turned on by fully formed sentences and full stops.

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U wot m8?

Woss ur dutty chat lyk?

Nce titz, wnna fuk?"

F'ckn rite I do! Show us yer nob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet a lot of women on here are shit at dirty chat. I imagine they reply with " *giggles* mmm oh yes! you beast you,you certainly know how to get my juices flowing *flutters eyelashes *".

What you mean 50 Shades of Grey isn't the dirty chat starter pack after all? "

More like Mills and Boon

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