FabSwingers.com forum: Would you Fuck me ... The Hanky Panky dare!!

By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

To the wonderful Miss Hanky!! Never let it be said I'd back down from a dare

So let the burn commence

Would you wonderful sexy people fuck me?

*hides*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes...but only to prove a point to hanky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*that isn't legally binding

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

It depends. How much did you win on the forum lotto?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Lmfao you got balls mate - for that yes! (as long as you don't pull the Karl Pilkington look!)

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

There's a pint in to for ya though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes to miss hanky panky no to op. A pint maybe

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Yes...but only to prove a point to hanky

I'll watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You already know I would

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Probably give u a go

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

Dare or no dare...... Sorry no. Never trust a yellow belly!

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

"Dare or no dare...... Sorry no. Never trust a yellow belly!

Even though I'm only a blow in? Family is in Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly....

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

"Probably give u a go

"It depends. How much did you win on the forum lotto?

Oh that was an epic win

not for public consumption though

"Lmfao you got balls mate - for that yes! (as long as you don't pull the Karl Pilkington look!)

I told you already that's a magic finger !!!

"You already know I would

Oh behave you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't really judge without a full face pic,

Although... A little too hairy for my liking. Maybe if you consented to wax

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

"Can't really judge without a full face pic,

Although... A little too hairy for my liking. Maybe if you consented to wax

Tried that and will have to think about it!! After a few days I couldn't get my t shirt off !! Was velcro stuck to me

"Probably give u a go

"Possibly...."

That's close enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair play OP, less than 20 minutes in and already got more than the original post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fair play OP, less than 20 minutes in and already got more than the original post

Might be worth doing our own threads fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the wonderful Miss Hanky!! Never let it be said I'd back down from a dare

So let the burn commence

Would you wonderful sexy people fuck me?

*hides*

Yes. Teehee

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

"To the wonderful Miss Hanky!! Never let it be said I'd back down from a dare

So let the burn commence

Would you wonderful sexy people fuck me?

*hides*

Yes. Teehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fair play OP, less than 20 minutes in and already got more than the original post

Might be worth doing our own threads fella

Don't you start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunning sod. I wish I could think of these ideas.

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

"Fair play OP, less than 20 minutes in and already got more than the original post

Haha !!! Thx

get yours up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fair play OP, less than 20 minutes in and already got more than the original post

Haha !!! Thx

get yours up there

Done

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Fair play OP, less than 20 minutes in and already got more than the original post

Haha !!! Thx

get yours up there

Done

Pair of you are bonkers!

You'll be telling me to do one next!

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

You already know my answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fair play OP, less than 20 minutes in and already got more than the original post

Haha !!! Thx

get yours up there

Done

Pair of you are bonkers!

You'll be telling me to do one next!

Well...now you've said that

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Fair play OP, less than 20 minutes in and already got more than the original post

Haha !!! Thx

get yours up there

Done

Pair of you are bonkers!

You'll be telling me to do one next!

Well...now you've said that

Nooooo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a yes from both of us

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

"You already know my answer

"Fair play OP, less than 20 minutes in and already got more than the original post

Haha !!! Thx

get yours up there

Done

Pair of you are bonkers!

You'll be telling me to do one next!

But the bonkers ones are way more fun Hanky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey, I would too!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"You already know my answer

Fair play OP, less than 20 minutes in and already got more than the original post

Haha !!! Thx

get yours up there

Done

Pair of you are bonkers!

You'll be telling me to do one next!

But the bonkers ones are way more fun Hanky

You talking about yourself there?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go yes for all 3 of you together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go yes for all 3 of you together

Deal...bring your ducks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be face dependant but some very nice pics op

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

"I'll go yes for all 3 of you together

Can we join in too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go yes for all 3 of you together

Deal...bring your ducks

Well of course wouldn't be the same without them

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'll go yes for all 3 of you together

Can we join in too?

Why not! Hire a club out

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

No, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go yes for all 3 of you together

Can we join in too?

Why not! Hire a club out

I like your thinking

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

"Blimey, I would too!

"Mmmm hello

Phew it's getting hot in here

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

"I'll go yes for all 3 of you together

Can we join in too?

Why not! Hire a club out

Sounds like a plan

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'll go yes for all 3 of you together

Can we join in too?

Why not! Hire a club out

Sounds like a plan

Whoop!!

Although I like the way you've subtly not replied to my thread!!

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

"I'll go yes for all 3 of you together

Can we join in too?

Why not! Hire a club out

Sounds like a plan

Whoop!!

Although I like the way you've subtly not replied to my thread!!

Nothing subtle about me

replied !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the wonderful Miss Hanky!! Never let it be said I'd back down from a dare

So let the burn commence

Would you wonderful sexy people fuck me?

*hides*

Am I missing something with all these threads?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"To the wonderful Miss Hanky!! Never let it be said I'd back down from a dare

So let the burn commence

Would you wonderful sexy people fuck me?

*hides*

Am I missing something with all these threads?"

It started from another thread where some poor gent asked and didn't get a single yes that I saw

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

No not today, maybe tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the wonderful Miss Hanky!! Never let it be said I'd back down from a dare

So let the burn commence

Would you wonderful sexy people fuck me?

*hides*

Am I missing something with all these threads?

It started from another thread where some poor gent asked and didn't get a single yes that I saw

Oh dear! That's unfortunate

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

"nah..

That's it !!! You're off my hotlist

hehe

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Haha goes without saying l would....

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

"Haha goes without saying l would....

Name a day

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Tuesday!

.... I dare ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes OP I would

Kisses from Knitter

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

"Yes OP I would

Kisses from Knitter

oh I love it when you call me OP

"Tuesday!

.... I dare ya

Can do Tuesday if yer looking for a quickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhh just seen how this thread got started. I'm going to go with a no. Sorry

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Haha!!!! You know l don't do quickies by now

Cheeky smooches will have to suffice until more time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I wouldn't.

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over a year ago

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Least your thread stayed open!!

Sniff!!

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

"Least your thread stayed open!!

Sniff!! "

That's only cuz everyone wanted a Spanky

they were all fighting over ya

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Least your thread stayed open!!

Sniff!!

That's only cuz everyone wanted a Spanky

they were all fighting over ya

Nah, some little twot was having a bit of a rant about me being WRONG to be meeting people when I'm married.....! Commenting on my number of verifications!

He had just one verification. From a married lady.

Go Figure!? Lol

Anyway could you not sleep without knowing how many others had said Yes!?

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By *ecretgames OP Man
over a year ago

the moon

Hehe

well I'll always say yes Miss Hanky !! So you're sorted fo sure

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

Just seen the original post this stems from. Poor chap, you lot could've shown a bit of compassion! Know he was asking for it but someone could've at least given him a maybe. I predict a UNLOS coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from your pics I would have to say no but would meet for a coffee and see. x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Just seen the original post this stems from. Poor chap, you lot could've shown a bit of compassion! Know he was asking for it but someone could've at least given him a maybe. I predict a UNLOS coming."

Lie to him? Give him false hope? That doesn't seem very nice either.

The thing about a man asking strange women/couples if they'd shag him is that a lot of the answers will be a no because he's done nothing to engage them or get to know them. That (often) matters to women/couples.

A man can see a profile of a woman and if the photos are ok, that will often be a yes. Men tend to be turned on visually. Women tend not to be so a stranger's profile must be really good to entice them.

Very few of the guys who post "would you shag me?" threads have put much effort into appealing to the people they want to meet. Sometimes I wonder what they think should appeal to women/couples on their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From what I can see and talking on Mrs times behalf

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the wonderful Miss Hanky!! Never let it be said I'd back down from a dare

So let the burn commence

Would you wonderful sexy people fuck me?

*hides*

"
nope you're an ugly duckling your stomachs to flat and you're a guy to boot so I kick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie to him? Give him false hope? That doesn't seem very nice either.

I'm not saying that I disagree with you however whilst someone may open a door to be made fun of, ridiculed or humiliated it doesn't mean that we have to walk through it.

I love the forums for being fun, lively and lighthearted but sometimes when people comment I wonder if they have forgotten that the OP is a person who like most of us has some insecurities.

Hanky I'm sorry you had some negative comments on your thread I really am. Your reasons for being here are your own as are who and how many people you meet. I don't think it's anyone's place to judge. In posting a thread on the forum you leave yourself open much like the original OP that you, Secret, Bastille and several others choose to make fun of.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Lie to him? Give him false hope? That doesn't seem very nice either.

I'm not saying that I disagree with you however whilst someone may open a door to be made fun of, ridiculed or humiliated it doesn't mean that we have to walk through it.

I love the forums for being fun, lively and lighthearted but sometimes when people comment I wonder if they have forgotten that the OP is a person who like most of us has some insecurities.

I haven't seen the thread so I don't know the extent to which the guy was made fun of. A load of "no"s is understandable but there's no need to be mean about it.

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

Back to the OPs original question though.

After long and careful consideration the answer would be, yes.

Anyone of you lovely a care to join us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the wonderful Miss Hanky!! Never let it be said I'd back down from a dare

So let the burn commence

Would you wonderful sexy people fuck me?

*hides*

Sorry to be a mood Hoover but the fact that you're declaring this is just a dare kind of takes away from the dare in the first place doesn't it?

So everyone knows it's just a jokey thread and not a genuine 'look at me' which in guessing was the aim of the initial dare?? ..

Anyway .. now I've got my petty pedantry out of the way .. in answer to your question - no I wouldn't being a fella and all you're not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the wonderful Miss Hanky!! Never let it be said I'd back down from a dare

So let the burn commence

Would you wonderful sexy people fuck me?

*hides*

Probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're doing well fella but I'll have to pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh were all the 'would you fuck me' threads that popped up yesterday taking the piss out of some poster who is unknown to the majority of the forum users?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes your very hot indeed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh were all the 'would you fuck me' threads that popped up yesterday taking the piss out of some poster who is unknown to the majority of the forum users?

Mostly that's why they all got deleted

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over a year ago

"Oh were all the 'would you fuck me' threads that popped up yesterday taking the piss out of some poster who is unknown to the majority of the forum users?

Mostly that's why they all got deleted

I wasn't trying to take the piss, just using the opportunity to see how I'm percieved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op has certainly had hes ego polished anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh were all the 'would you fuck me' threads that popped up yesterday taking the piss out of some poster who is unknown to the majority of the forum users?

Mostly that's why they all got deleted

I've seen the original thread now & whilst I agree there's no point lying to someone, I do think it's rather mean to start breakaway threads in full view of the original poster an hour or so later.

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over a year ago

"Oh were all the 'would you fuck me' threads that popped up yesterday taking the piss out of some poster who is unknown to the majority of the forum users?

Mostly that's why they all got deleted

I've seen the original thread now & whilst I agree there's no point lying to someone, I do think it's rather mean to start breakaway threads in full view of the original poster an hour or so later.

I've not seen the original, but I did post on half a dozen on them at the same time to highlight the repetition.

I didn't see anything mean, I just thought they were stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna do one, always wanted to just for shits and giggles.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Lie to him? Give him false hope? That doesn't seem very nice either.

I'm not saying that I disagree with you however whilst someone may open a door to be made fun of, ridiculed or humiliated it doesn't mean that we have to walk through it.

I love the forums for being fun, lively and lighthearted but sometimes when people comment I wonder if they have forgotten that the OP is a person who like most of us has some insecurities.

I wouldn't have minded so much of the idiot on my thread last night was defending the other person, but he was just being nasty for being a plonkers sake.

In all fairness I wasn't particularly horrible to the original op - just honest and we made valid points (maybe not in the right way starting other threads) that he should alter his profile to help hmself. If you'd seen his ORIGINAL profile it was really not nice, but he has altered it more than once since he did his thread (although not in enough ways to make it something good in my eyes).

Anyway, that aside, rant over - its done, the idiot who gave me earache is blocked (despite his 1veri being off a married Lady!) and it's a new day!

Happy easter Knitter and everyone x

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Op has certainly had hes ego polished anyway

And both him and bastille pulled from it by the looks of things!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/03/16 11:40:22]

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over a year ago

"Oh were all the 'would you fuck me' threads that popped up yesterday taking the piss out of some poster who is unknown to the majority of the forum users?

Mostly that's why they all got deleted

Ah I didn't see all the bobbins last night. Let me guess - single male profile - not one of the forum elite men or a female (or couple) - probably a newbie still learning the ropes, innocently comes on and asks if anyone would fuck them? Obviously a schoolboy error and prime bait for the usual pack to dive in and rip the piss?

Standard on here sadly...

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"[Removed by poster at 27/03/16 11:40:22]"

Not quite. Been on over a year, naff profile, not good pics and somewhat offensive status.....

Now much better than it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh were all the 'would you fuck me' threads that popped up yesterday taking the piss out of some poster who is unknown to the majority of the forum users?

Mostly that's why they all got deleted

I've seen the original thread now & whilst I agree there's no point lying to someone, I do think it's rather mean to start breakaway threads in full view of the original poster an hour or so later.

I've not seen the original, but I did post on half a dozen on them at the same time to highlight the repetition.

I didn't see anything mean, I just thought they were stupid "

Well we all view things differently & on here the written word / intentions can be misconstrued.

It's the not posting on them I thought was mean, it was the starting up of the new ones ~ an almost a 'look at me I can do much better'.

I wouldn't have known, it was mentioned a few posts up ^^

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think people are reading too much into it.

It wasn't a piss take of the OP on the other thread, more of a response to a whether it took bottle to post such a thing. Personally, outside of that conversation it isn't a question would ever ask anyone anyway...

Nobody died, nobody got hurt, was just a bit of fun...

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