FabSwingers.com forum: Never again !!!!

By *rgasmdonor OP Man
over a year ago

millstreet

Just had the strangest time with a woman I met on another site ,,, she wanted to watch me wank !!!!! Not so strange you say ,,,, while I lay face up with my head under a glass coffee table ,,, so me being as accommodating as I am proceeded then without warning she straddled the coffee table and took a shit on top of it !!!!! Apart from seeing this turd hanging out of her arse the stench was unbearable ,, and she was playing with her clit the whole time ,,, now to say I was in shock was an understatement because all the time we were texting this was never mentioned she cleaned the table went off to clean herself and came back expecting me to fuck her ,,,, I would have needed a bottle of viagra to get hard after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool story bro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that shit! Not literally of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl its pub closing time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"True story"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm pmsl

ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would that be a crock of shit?

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By *ighty1969Man
over a year ago

st helens

What site was it, what's her number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just sick

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

We had a shit meet like that once

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

Oh dear..or should I say...No shit...lol.

Sorry but I'd of walked out..

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By *ssexcokMan
over a year ago

southend

So i guess u got a coffee table going cheap an no way id get under a glass table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a woman pooping glass on my shit coffee table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had the strangest time with a woman I met on another site ,,, she wanted to watch me wank !!!!! Not so strange you say ,,,, while I lay face up with my head under a glass coffee table ,,, so me being as accommodating as I am proceeded then without warning she straddled the coffee table and took a shit on top of it !!!!! Apart from seeing this turd hanging out of her arse the stench was unbearable ,, and she was playing with her clit the whole time ,,, now to say I was in shock was an understatement because all the time we were texting this was never mentioned she cleaned the table went off to clean herself and came back expecting me to fuck her ,,,, I would have needed a bottle of viagra to get hard after that "

At least she cleaned it up lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have actual tears

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By *aramelMINXWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

You may think it's funny, but I knew a guy in the vanilla world who loves women to defecate over a glass table while he watches from underneath the table. There's nowt as funny as folk.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish i hadnt read that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shit "

Oh there was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's just sick

No, it's poop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, i need eye bleach....thats made my poor tummy chunder...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish i hadnt read that...

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did alarm bells nor ring when she asked you to lie under a coffee table?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Yep that definitely happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you had a pretty shit time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't sound an inviting prospect at all mine would have become inverted at first odour ,I've never actually in my whole life vomited but could now

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fancy coming round for a coffee anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9thats fuckin gross) PMSL Hope she left no streaks on the glass table

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By *edonistic needsWoman
over a year ago

sexton

Sorry I'm sure it was horrendous. ... but that's the funniest story I 've read in ages pmsl

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Was her name windowlene ..

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

So you're not meeting again then?!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I bet you're now deterred from ever seeing her again....

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Was it runny poo....mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*keeps eyes peeled on eBay for cheap glass table*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own. Scat isn't exactly an unheard of thing. It's great when everyone is into it.

Don't think this story happened tbf.

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

Great story,could've done with some wizards and dragons in it though !!!

His last veri was for a "coffee",username "Murielthemuckspreader".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it runny poo....mmmmm

Did it have chunks of corn?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own. Scat isn't exactly an unheard of thing. It's great when everyone is into it.

Don't think this story happened tbf. "

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I know a guy who likes women to do this. I can't see the attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own. Scat isn't exactly an unheard of thing. It's great when everyone is into it.

Don't think this story happened tbf. "

It's certainly not my thing but a lot of people would say water sports or anal is just as bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it April 1st?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stay away from glass coffee tables....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some things once read can never be unread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP should have told her to do it in a coffee cup, and stir it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just ruined my day

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"stay away from glass coffee tables....

Stay away from the pub on Friday night....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stay away from glass coffee tables....

Stay away from the pub on Friday night...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who was the member then?

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"So who was the member then?"

The alleged evacuater was conveniently not from this site...

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

We came across that year,s ago but did not partake it was his thing but not our,s

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By *........Man
over a year ago

pembrokeshire

Heard that story from a work mate years ago. Funny how it travels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously what other sites are you on? That is fucked up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heard that story from a work mate years ago. Funny how it travels"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Count your blessings that she didn't have diohreah.

Any visible sweet corn ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should really be subsections for things that though not illegal may be upsetting to those not expecting it.

The nastiest part is having something done to you that you don't like or want. If this happened unexpectedly and a recipient said they definitely didn't want it but they went ahead and done it anyway would it be classed as a sexual offence ?

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By *elle2016Woman
over a year ago

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"Heard that story from a work mate years ago. Funny how it travels

Me too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There should really be subsections for things that though not illegal may be upsetting to those not expecting it.

I hardly think that taking a shit on a coffee table would be a sexual offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from an urban dictionary:

glass bottom boat

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There should really be subsections for things that though not illegal may be upsetting to those not expecting it.

I hardly think that taking a shit on a coffee table would be a sexual offence

maybe in starbucks it would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There should really be subsections for things that though not illegal may be upsetting to those not expecting it.

I hardly think that taking a shit on a coffee table would be a sexual offence

maybe in starbucks it would"

That's a good point

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"There should really be subsections for things that though not illegal may be upsetting to those not expecting it.

I hardly think that taking a shit on a coffee table would be a sexual offence

maybe in starbucks it would

That's a good point

A fairly extreme form of customer feedback...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There should really be subsections for things that though not illegal may be upsetting to those not expecting it.

I hardly think that taking a shit on a coffee table would be a sexual offence

maybe in starbucks it would

That's a good point

A fairly extreme form of customer feedback..."

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

This old chestnut?

If you're gonna plagiarise, pop it in the stories section yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two cups anyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was her name windowlene ..

Winnie the poo to her friends....

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"You may think it's funny, but I knew a guy in the vanilla world who loves women to defecate over a glass table while he watches from underneath the table. There's nowt as funny as folk."

This was my bf's uncles biggest fantasy lol xxxxx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

In Korea they make be as that looks like poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh. Is it sad that this no longer shocks me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

salvador dali was known for enjoying that.... upset ali mcgraw by trying to persuade her to do it...

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Should of moved the coffee table to one side , pmsl , what a load of bullshit or should I say female shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem to have a veri from yesterday from this site, did you have two meets in one day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huh. Is it sad that this no longer shocks me?

I suppose I find it quite interesting, from a biological and psychological _iew.

unfortunately some of these 'extremes' I believe gradually must get worse, further into taboo.

Then again, I find having sex with more than one person at a time as 'normal', but going into other areas (bdsm etc) as some people do, I find strange as I'm pretty boring when it comes to sex. To me its just a case of lick fanny,finger,bjs,sex..I have no real kink so to speak of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There should really be subsections for things that though not illegal may be upsetting to those not expecting it.

I hardly think that taking a shit on a coffee table would be a sexual offence

Was thinking more of someone imposing scat or w/s on someone who doesn't want it done to them.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

OP , you never mentioned at which point you stopped wanking ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"from an urban dictionary:

How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

..... what might make it a bit more palatable to many is if the coffee table is taken out of the equasion and the recipients are Tony Blair or David Cameron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What site was it, what's her number"

Do you mean "what shite was it?" (Sorry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely laughing my arse off. Its one of them sessions youll remember for ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And being easter, she was no doubt on time and a turd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuck.... disgusting.

Hope she cleaned the coffee table well leaving no skid marks.

I'm sure u can't even look at the table in the same way now, never mind setting ur cup on it.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Did she offer a cup of the brown stuff on the coffee table, with one lump or two earlier and through a misunderstanding, you assumed she was referring to a cup of coffee?

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By *lack Shoe Red SoulCouple
over a year ago

North Hampshire

This doesn't surprise me... know there is a big scat scene out there! Have you seen 'two girls one cup'?!?! Not my cup of tea (literally) but does open ya eyes

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

Well, that's put me right off my Easter egg...

Sassy

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"This doesn't surprise me... know there is a big scat scene out there! Have you seen 'two girls one cup'?!?! Not my cup of tea (literally) but does open ya eyes

You do know that video is fake don't you?

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

"I wish i hadnt read that...

You and me both. That's gross.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Hope it was solid diarrhea could get messy

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