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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a hardened swinger but still crossing off firsts. I had a meet a few weeks back. I was told the lady was Very BI, I'm bi and dont do Bi curios.

Get to their house, the lady is clearly not bi! The bloke kept saying "I wanna see you ladies together!" she shook her head saying "only if I feel right" This I felt very un easy with. But I'm there so start to get it on with him. while sucking for England a HUGH lump of metal hits that back of my throat and I almost loose my lunch! A piercing, NOTHING on profile, or pics to say he has one. Any way I'm now sitting back and thinking of England, and ask him to grab the rubber. Which he dose and takes a massive sniff of poppers! WTF. I po light say I'm not feeling ill.

Make my excuses and run!

Am I being over picky? I was expecting a bi lady, thats not what I got, a large piecing and poppers. Not helped by the missus making NO effort in dressing for the evening, children's toys around the room, foreign students running up and down the stairs into kitchen. Did not put me in the mood what so ever!

Thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..did you suck a prince Albert out of some guy's dick?

Didn't he notice?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

The bi lady thing bugs me - so many aren't. If I can I play one on one first - the guy can join in another time if she's really bi!

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By *oppy40Woman
over a year ago

Exeter

I totally understand where your coming from ! I have been in this circumstance a few times, spoken to couple ' Yes she is totally Bi' only to get there and NO not Bi at all or even more frustrating happy for you to play with her but ZERO in return !!! As for the other stuff WOW thats out of order, adult evening with others around and kids toys I would be out of there...Another guy I met have loads of piercings including a huge cock piercing never mentioned a thing...sorry not my thing he thought I would carry on regardless ...Ummm NO

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By *ngandnickCouple
over a year ago

Haverhill

That definitely beats our worst meet---- almost!!!!

The guy started talking about having sex with animals he said he had made his wife watch porn with it, she sat there and just grinned----- we ran FAST!!!!!!

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By *rnice14uMan
over a year ago

south woodford

Hahaha sorry for laughing but that is hilarious!! Poor you! I'm surprised it's not put you off meeting anyone ever again let alone you being picky!! You should change the name of this post to "meet from hell" hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BI curious women annoy me. .I'm not interested in them and I don't blame you in the slightest for making your excuses xx

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By *rnice14uMan
over a year ago

south woodford


"That definitely beats our worst meet---- almost!!!!

The guy started talking about having sex with animals he said he had made his wife watch porn with it, she sat there and just grinned----- we ran FAST!!!!!!"

That sounds like something from league of gentlemen was it in Royston vasey by any chance? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a hardened swinger but still crossing off firsts. I had a meet a few weeks back. I was told the lady was Very BI, I'm bi and dont do Bi curios.

Get to their house, the lady is clearly not bi! The bloke kept saying "I wanna see you ladies together!" she shook her head saying "only if I feel right" This I felt very un easy with. But I'm there so start to get it on with him. while sucking for England a HUGH lump of metal hits that back of my throat and I almost loose my lunch! A piercing, NOTHING on profile, or pics to say he has one. Any way I'm now sitting back and thinking of England, and ask him to grab the rubber. Which he dose and takes a massive sniff of poppers! WTF. I po light say I'm not feeling ill.

Make my excuses and run!

Am I being over picky? I was expecting a bi lady, thats not what I got, a large piecing and poppers. Not helped by the missus making NO effort in dressing for the evening, children's toys around the room, foreign students running up and down the stairs into kitchen. Did not put me in the mood what so ever!

Thoughts?

"
oh my gord the sex date from hell did they keep their teeth in ?

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By *anchester_gentMan
over a year ago

Manchester/ Cheshire border

Phew.... I only read this thread to check that I wasn't mentioned!!

Doing OK so far. That's definitely not me with a massive cock piercing. Ouch!!

But seriously, I agree.... Totally out of order.

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By *opular PoppyCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"I'm a hardened swinger but still crossing off firsts. I had a meet a few weeks back. I was told the lady was Very BI, I'm bi and dont do Bi curios.

Get to their house, the lady is clearly not bi! The bloke kept saying "I wanna see you ladies together!" she shook her head saying "only if I feel right" This I felt very un easy with. But I'm there so start to get it on with him. while sucking for England a HUGH lump of metal hits that back of my throat and I almost loose my lunch! A piercing, NOTHING on profile, or pics to say he has one. Any way I'm now sitting back and thinking of England, and ask him to grab the rubber. Which he dose and takes a massive sniff of poppers! WTF. I po light say I'm not feeling ill.

Make my excuses and run!

Am I being over picky? I was expecting a bi lady, thats not what I got, a large piecing and poppers. Not helped by the missus making NO effort in dressing for the evening, children's toys around the room, foreign students running up and down the stairs into kitchen. Did not put me in the mood what so ever!

Thoughts?

"
ohhhhhh I'm not a hardened swinger yet but the whole popper thing happened to me on my first meet, which was otherwise fine, except I hate those bloody poppers! Another meet like an idiot I drove 90 miles to bloody Melton Mowbray only to find Mrs was an advanced... And I mean ADVANCED alcoholic who decided she didn't want too play with me after all and demand Mr go straight to bed at 10. Lord help us...I've learned my lesson but plenty more to go as I'm still a Newby and now I see even my written profile isn't very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a hardened swinger but still crossing off firsts. I had a meet a few weeks back. I was told the lady was Very BI, I'm bi and dont do Bi curios.

Get to their house, the lady is clearly not bi! The bloke kept saying "I wanna see you ladies together!" she shook her head saying "only if I feel right" This I felt very un easy with. But I'm there so start to get it on with him. while sucking for England a HUGH lump of metal hits that back of my throat and I almost loose my lunch! A piercing, NOTHING on profile, or pics to say he has one. Any way I'm now sitting back and thinking of England, and ask him to grab the rubber. Which he dose and takes a massive sniff of poppers! WTF. I po light say I'm not feeling ill.

Make my excuses and run!

Am I being over picky? I was expecting a bi lady, thats not what I got, a large piecing and poppers. Not helped by the missus making NO effort in dressing for the evening, children's toys around the room, foreign students running up and down the stairs into kitchen. Did not put me in the mood what so ever!

Thoughts?

ohhhhhh I'm not a hardened swinger yet but the whole popper thing happened to me on my first meet, which was otherwise fine, except I hate those bloody poppers! Another meet like an idiot I drove 90 miles to bloody Melton Mowbray only to find Mrs was an advanced... And I mean ADVANCED alcoholic who decided she didn't want too play with me after all and demand Mr go straight to bed at 10. Lord help us...I've learned my lesson but plenty more to go as I'm still a Newby and now I see even my written profile isn't very good."
I have harikari knives and mini marshmallows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy i met, not off here, kept stopping to take poppers. I never want to meet anyone using them again.

Just that would've put me off, never mind the other stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That definitely beats our worst meet---- almost!!!!

The guy started talking about having sex with animals he said he had made his wife watch porn with it, she sat there and just grinned----- we ran FAST!!!!!!

That sounds like something from league of gentlemen was it in Royston vasey by any chance? Hahaha"

I would have made some little brown fish if confronted with that for sure hahaha.

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By *imon and saffyCouple
over a year ago

southampton

Our worst... We turned up to a filthy house that stank of dog...

She was laid across an armchair wearing filthy black leggings and a far too small top. She had greasy hair, spots, no make up. He was wearing a tracky that had seen better days. He talked non stop about "shagging birds"

We perched on the edge of a minging saggy sofa while they downed 3 cans of Strongbow each, straight from the cans in about 20 minutes.

My stock excuse of being on call and reaching for my phone pretending to take a call kicked in.....

We blocked them before we reached the end of the road.

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By *ngandnickCouple
over a year ago

Haverhill


"That definitely beats our worst meet---- almost!!!!

The guy started talking about having sex with animals he said he had made his wife watch porn with it, she sat there and just grinned----- we ran FAST!!!!!!

That sounds like something from league of gentlemen was it in Royston vasey by any chance? Hahaha

I would have made some little brown fish if confronted with that for sure hahaha."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much a bad meet but I contacted a couple re: a last minute advertised meet and they said 'anytime after 20:00' I looked at Satnav etc and said it says I will be there for 20:25. 'Oh no just FORGET it if you're gonna be that late. We have work in the AM.

What the fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so much a bad meet but I contacted a couple re: a last minute advertised meet and they said 'anytime after 20:00' I looked at Satnav etc and said it says I will be there for 20:25. 'Oh no just FORGET it if you're gonna be that late. We have work in the AM.

What the fuck "

sound like he was expecting to be quick then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so much a bad meet but I contacted a couple re: a last minute advertised meet and they said 'anytime after 20:00' I looked at Satnav etc and said it says I will be there for 20:25. 'Oh no just FORGET it if you're gonna be that late. We have work in the AM.

What the fuck "

I would have gave you till 8.15

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Interesting post. I am bi but have been to a party where a couple of bi ladies tried to force themselves on me. They weren't to my taste, does that make me not bi? Also, Mr has a couple of piercings, but can always take them out ... all piercings come out. So, could you not have just asked? The other things though, kids toys and teens running around would certainly have done my head in ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have had too many bad meets to list haha but when we have a meet N guys are like u girls want play sometimes I say no because she isn't my type lol and my hubby does poppers but always asked the couple if it's OK if they say no he doesn't do it xx

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"I totally understand where your coming from ! I have been in this circumstance a few times, spoken to couple ' Yes she is totally Bi' only to get there and NO not Bi at all or even more frustrating happy for you to play with her but ZERO in return !!!"

This ^^^, but ever so slightly different...I hadn't been on here long when I arranged a meet (my first, as it happens) with the female half of a couple for a one-on-one (yeah, I know; hard to believe!). We met up, had a drink, and both decided we wanted to go on to play. Long story short; she just laid back and let me play with her, no other interaction with me, which did strike me as odd at the time. She came 3 times then, when it became obvious to her that a bit of reciprocity was wanted, tearfully informed me that she, and I quote; 'couldn't go through with it' without him nearby to encourage her...way to make a gal feel special, huh?

I then found myself comforting and reassuring her, and even dictated what she should put in her text to him as she was terrified that he'd be so disappointed, upset and angry that she hadn't 'gone through with it'. If that wasn't bad enough, I then had her texting me incessantly day and night about him, repeating the same things every day, looking for reassurance that he wouldn't go off her etc., calling me and going through the stuff she had texted again in minute detail, with no regard to what I might be doing at the time and ignoring my polite 'lovely chatting but I must get on' attempts to get away. I didn't know what to do, so eventually took the cowards way out (I'm not proud of it) and stopped replying to her texts or answering her calls. She then sent a couple of angry texts, then a couple apologising, and eventually I ended up blocking their profile, as he started to send me odd PMs about what I was doing online.

I felt really bad, as she obviously had issues with insecurity about their relationship, and on reflection I suspect that she was only agreeing to meet women to keep him happy for fear of losing him if she didn't, not because she actually wanted to. I'd obviously deal with the situation very differently now, but back then it was just too heavy and intense for me to handle, especially as a noob.

Unfortunately that's only one in a longish line of bad meets...as I'm the only common denominator in them all then I guess it must just be me, not them But I have had a couple of VERY decent meets that easily outweigh the bad, thank goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know if you could class me as bi or bi curious ...

I've had plenty of fun with women alone, no men at all. I'm happy to do anything with a woman, including going down on her , playing , using Toys, kissing etc.

I also am very selective in the type of women I'm attracted to though.

I had a meet similar to this , her guy and my guy wanted us to play, unfortunately it was me playing with her though, she literally laid back and did nothing and didn't even return the favour of me going down on her.

A different meet but I met a guy who insisted we fuck in his kids bedroom because he didn't want me to squirt on the sheets he had to sleep on. Safe to say I said goodbye and left , my juice ain't good enough for you're bed ? You can kiss me fat ass baby !! Lol xx

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By *urvyKattWoman
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

I've had exactly the same in a 4sum. The "bi" lady laid back and took everything I had to give her, which she did enjoy. Didn't lay a finger on me at all. My boyfriend had sex with her and she was pretty passive and her partner had sex with me. A few weeks afterwards they sent me a message on my single profile asking for a meet as they had really enjoyed meeting me!!! I did say that it didn't feel like it at the time but apparently she loved it. I bloody bet she did lying there being serviced like the Queen of Sheba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha !! Yep, sounds exactly like mine ! It's frustrating isn't it ! X

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By *urvyKattWoman
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

Very!! You start to question if it's you when that happens x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy came to my house a couple of days ago, as arranged on here.

I left the side gate open, spied at him from the windows while he cut the grass!

Took his top off & sniffed my lacy knickers on the line. We communicated by Kik. Him calling me Mistress,

Then left. It's freaked me out a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it with men that do that ?! Gross

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm a hardened swinger but still crossing off firsts. I had a meet a few weeks back. I was told the lady was Very BI, I'm bi and dont do Bi curios.

Get to their house, the lady is clearly not bi! The bloke kept saying "I wanna see you ladies together!" she shook her head saying "only if I feel right" This I felt very un easy with. But I'm there so start to get it on with him. while sucking for England a HUGH lump of metal hits that back of my throat and I almost loose my lunch! A piercing, NOTHING on profile, or pics to say he has one. Any way I'm now sitting back and thinking of England, and ask him to grab the rubber. Which he dose and takes a massive sniff of poppers! WTF. I po light say I'm not feeling ill.

Make my excuses and run!

Am I being over picky? I was expecting a bi lady, thats not what I got, a large piecing and poppers. Not helped by the missus making NO effort in dressing for the evening, children's toys around the room, foreign students running up and down the stairs into kitchen. Did not put me in the mood what so ever!

Thoughts?

"

i don't get why you stayed to play you clearly had been lied to or mislead however you want to put it, you also said you flet uneasy so you should of just left

also how did you not notice the piercing on his cock before it entered you're mouth???

Not having a go just don't understand stand how you went so far if it was so bad kids toys and students running up and down etc....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" i don't get why you stayed to play you clearly had been lied to or mislead however you want to put it, you also said you flet uneasy so you should of just left

also how did you not notice the piercing on his cock before it entered you're mouth???

Not having a go just don't understand stand how you went so far if it was so bad kids toys and students running up and down etc...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet with someone I had been chatting too for a few week. All good fun when we met, got to the bedroom and he bought his bag!! With him. Started playing and realised he had forgotten to mention his medical condition. ...a micro penis! I was polite and tried carry on but to no avail. He left quickly with his..man bag. .which I guess may be contained toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting post. I am bi but have been to a party where a couple of bi ladies tried to force themselves on me. They weren't to my taste, does that make me not bi? Also, Mr has a couple of piercings, but can always take them out ... all piercings come out. So, could you not have just asked? The other things though, kids toys and teens running around would certainly have done my head in ... "

Was just thinking the same as I was reading this thread....

I'm bi, fully bi but I won't have fun with another woman just because she is there, got to be some attraction for me, that doesn't make me curious or not bi X

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"I'm a hardened swinger but still crossing off firsts. I had a meet a few weeks back. I was told the lady was Very BI, I'm bi and dont do Bi curios.

Get to their house, the lady is clearly not bi! The bloke kept saying "I wanna see you ladies together!" she shook her head saying "only if I feel right" This I felt very un easy with. But I'm there so start to get it on with him. while sucking for England a HUGH lump of metal hits that back of my throat and I almost loose my lunch! A piercing, NOTHING on profile, or pics to say he has one. Any way I'm now sitting back and thinking of England, and ask him to grab the rubber. Which he dose and takes a massive sniff of poppers! WTF. I po light say I'm not feeling ill.

Make my excuses and run!

Am I being over picky? I was expecting a bi lady, thats not what I got, a large piecing and poppers. Not helped by the missus making NO effort in dressing for the evening, children's toys around the room, foreign students running up and down the stairs into kitchen. Did not put me in the mood what so ever!

Thoughts?

oh my gord the sex date from hell did they keep their teeth in ? "
They probably had piercings where they once had teeth. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a hardened swinger but still crossing off firsts. I had a meet a few weeks back. I was told the lady was Very BI, I'm bi and dont do Bi curios.

Get to their house, the lady is clearly not bi! The bloke kept saying "I wanna see you ladies together!" she shook her head saying "only if I feel right" This I felt very un easy with. But I'm there so start to get it on with him. while sucking for England a HUGH lump of metal hits that back of my throat and I almost loose my lunch! A piercing, NOTHING on profile, or pics to say he has one. Any way I'm now sitting back and thinking of England, and ask him to grab the rubber. Which he dose and takes a massive sniff of poppers! WTF. I po light say I'm not feeling ill.

Make my excuses and run!

Am I being over picky? I was expecting a bi lady, thats not what I got, a large piecing and poppers. Not helped by the missus making NO effort in dressing for the evening, children's toys around the room, foreign students running up and down the stairs into kitchen. Did not put me in the mood what so ever!

Thoughts?

"
and here lieth the problem with bi curious women they mainly are showing an interest because of their partners and when push comes to shove getting their face between a sexy woman's thighs isn't easy, its a tough job but someone has to do it and its one of my favourite things to do

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