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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is it dodgy when condom gets stuck in bum?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Never had it happen to me and not entirely sure what you mean by dodgy.... if you are concerned it is stuck I would think it will come out when you next go to the toilet. If you are concerned about STI then you may want to visit a clinic and discuss it with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean by stuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's stuck fast then you may want to think about a trip to the A&E.

Don't worry, they've seen it all before, just tell them you 'backed on to it by mistake'.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be alright. Careful with farting in public though as your arse might look like its chewing bubblegum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's stuck fast then you may want to think about a trip to the A&E.

Don't worry, they've seen it all before, just tell them you 'backed on to it by mistake'....."

Haha

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

If it's your bum then yes,if it's someone's then don't worry about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farty cum bubbles

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Should be alright. Careful with farting in public though as your arse might look like its chewing bubblegum"

My nanna used to tell me that if I carried on swallowing chewing gum then my bum would blow bubbles.....I still swallow it and it hasn't happened so far

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is it dodgy when condom gets stuck in bum? "

Yes anything stuck up there won't necessarily come out on its own.

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I mean as in when u get fkd when the guy pulls out an condoms is up bum but have to pull it out by hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean as in when u get fkd when the guy pulls out an condoms is up bum but have to pull it out by hand"

Yup, I think we got that!

But awesome job of clarifying there for us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean as in when u get fkd when the guy pulls out an condoms is up bum but have to pull it out by hand"

Did it come out?

Did it hurt?

Are you okay?

Answer the above & you should know where you stand with your original question.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I mean as in when u get fkd when the guy pulls out an condoms is up bum but have to pull it out by hand"

If the entire thing came out you're fine.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

So it's not stuck anymore?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'm thinking you might not be bi curious anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean as in when u get fkd when the guy pulls out an condoms is up bum but have to pull it out by hand

Yup, I think we got that!

But awesome job of clarifying there for us. "

Haha

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I got an anal toy stuck completely up there. ..only the wires making it vibrate were hanging out (thank goodness). After a lot of who haa and strangers looking up my bum and passing comment.... someone trying to pull it out and splitting me.... I finally took charge snd went to the bathroom. Pretended I was giving birth and hey presto out it popped; )

A condom coukd easily disappear though and need professional removal so best shit it out pdq if it happens again

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Haha he a blk guy 9inch

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Haha he a blk guy 9inch"

I think you need to change your profile from bi-curious to bi my dear.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has someone maybe had a beer or two ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got an anal toy stuck completely up there. ..only the wires making it vibrate were hanging out (thank goodness). After a lot of who haa and strangers looking up my bum and passing comment.... someone trying to pull it out and splitting me...."

Sounds like you tried to walk it off with a stroll around the local park!

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I thought my profile was already on bi

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Have a big meal and the problem will probably take care of itself.

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Its not stuck up their now its just gets stuck everytime he dumps is load in it and i have to pull it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not stuck up their now its just gets stuck everytime he dumps is load in it and i have to pull it out "

Every time?

Maybe he could hold the condom as he withdraws his cock from your arse?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ask him to hold onto it as he pulls out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not stuck up their now its just gets stuck everytime he dumps is load in it and i have to pull it out

Every time?

Maybe he could hold the condom as he withdraws his cock from your arse? "

(there's times that I love fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ! I'm trying to eat here!!

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yeah its every time we do it missionay position all tho i do think he gets it stuck on purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah its every time we do it missionay position all tho i do think he gets it stuck on purpose"

Missionary!!! Is that after you take a rose scented, candle lit bath together?

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Haha the was defo no baths together

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

More lube required and for him to hold the condom as he pulls out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Train a mouse to retreive it. Shove a pvc pipe up there and send in the mouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Train a mouse to retreive it. Shove a pvc pipe up there and send in the mouse."

Phone Richard Gere for advice if the mouse doesn't return within 20 minutes

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Haha will bare it in mind a choclate mouse?

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Get him to practise by pulling off too small washing up gloves. Nice stretching and sanpping noise if nowt else.

Fab needs a hotline for sexual emergencies like this. Where IS our subscription money going..!?

I think someone should put this thread on a government leaflet for sex Ed in secondary schools..

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

Seriously, if anyone finds that they have a condom in them, after the cock has been withdrawn, they should be aware that they are at increased risk of STIs (and pregnancy, if a woman). A trip to the GUM clinic is needed. And, as others have said, the man should hold the base of the condom as he withdraws, to make sure that the 'seal' is maintained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duct tape it on

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Yes. Super glue might be efficacious also but might burn and scar slightly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure he had one on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah its every time we do it missionay position all tho i do think he gets it stuck on purpose

Missionary!!! Is that after you take a rose scented, candle lit bath together? "

This made me spit my coffee out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest thread I've read in ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness cough it opens the orifices down there oh and castor oil

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Are you sure he had one on?"
yes he defo had one on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it dodgy when condom gets stuck in bum? "

Haha that's happened once or twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you sure he had one on? yes he defo had one on"

Ask a policeman for help

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Are you sure he had one on? yes he defo had one on

Ask a policeman for help"

Hey officer can u lend me a hand pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you sure he had one on? yes he defo had one on

Ask a policeman for help

Hey officer can u lend me a hand pls"

... Or just a finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean as in when u get fkd when the guy pulls out an condoms is up bum but have to pull it out by hand

Yup, I think we got that!

But awesome job of clarifying there for us. "

Never heard the saying "too much information"?

Anyone got any eye bleach?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Is it dodgy when condom gets stuck in bum? "
was it yours?

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is it dodgy when condom gets stuck in bum? was it yours? "
? ? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha imagine the look on policemans face as he pulls his mag lite out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean as in when u get fkd when the guy pulls out an condoms is up bum but have to pull it out by hand

Yup, I think we got that!

But awesome job of clarifying there for us. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh if it comes off EVERY time why bother with one in the first place??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it dodgy when condom gets stuck in bum? "

Just fart it out no big issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it dodgy when condom gets stuck in bum?

Just fart it out no big issue "

A "big issue" magazine would be a lot harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it dodgy when condom gets stuck in bum?

Just fart it out no big issue

A "big issue" magazine would be a lot harder"

If you accidentally get a magazine stuck in the anal passag the same goes just fart it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farty cum bubbles

LOL

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Train a mouse to retreive it. Shove a pvc pipe up there and send in the mouse.

Phone Richard Gere for advice if the mouse doesn't return within 20 minutes "

Don't light a match to tempt the mouse out. That trick won a Darwin Award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it dodgy when condom gets stuck in bum?

Just fart it out no big issue

A "big issue" magazine would be a lot harder

If you accidentally get a magazine stuck in the anal passag the same goes just fart it out "

Or get a hamster (who was celeb that put a hamster up his bum?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha imagine the look on policemans face as he pulls his mag lite out"

They do say the long arm of the law reaches everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Train a mouse to retreive it. Shove a pvc pipe up there and send in the mouse.

Phone Richard Gere for advice if the mouse doesn't return within 20 minutes

Don't light a match to tempt the mouse out. That trick won a Darwin Award "

Or gerbil

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

check that it's staying on as designed to during its actual use so that it is protecting you in the way it is supposed to.

It is is, then it just slipping off when he finally withdraws, make sure that he holds it as it comes out and usevpleny of lube duribg the fun, as has been suggested above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Train a mouse to retreive it. Shove a pvc pipe up there and send in the mouse.

Phone Richard Gere for advice if the mouse doesn't return within 20 minutes

Don't light a match to tempt the mouse out. That trick won a Darwin Award

Or gerbil

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug"

Or Paris Hilton: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1-07gijJuhc

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"check that it's staying on as designed to during its actual use so that it is protecting you in the way it is supposed to.

It is is, then it just slipping off when he finally withdraws, make sure that he holds it as it comes out and usevpleny of lube duribg the fun, as has been suggested above."
i think he needs to buy bigger condoms as he is a big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it out yet ?

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is it out yet ?"
yes i pulled it out

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

You couldn't make it up

My waist aches....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously, if anyone finds that they have a condom in them, after the cock has been withdrawn, they should be aware that they are at increased risk of STIs (and pregnancy, if a woman). A trip to the GUM clinic is needed. And, as others have said, the man should hold the base of the condom as he withdraws, to make sure that the 'seal' is maintained."

Christ, you've got a seal up there as well.....what happened to the mouse???

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Christ, you've got a seal up there as well.....what happened to the mouse???"

Fuck

Lololol

Throw a fish in....

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

This thread has amused me!

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

This thread has amused me!

[/quote glad u enjoyed take it its never happend to u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"check that it's staying on as designed to during its actual use so that it is protecting you in the way it is supposed to.

It is is, then it just slipping off when he finally withdraws, make sure that he holds it as it comes out and usevpleny of lube duribg the fun, as has been suggested above. i think he needs to buy bigger condoms as he is a big boy"

Your sexual health is your own responsibility, not his.

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"check that it's staying on as designed to during its actual use so that it is protecting you in the way it is supposed to.

Your sexual health is your own responsibility, not his."
yes u r right but he should use the right sized condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on a min what happened to the policemans mag lite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on a min what happened to the policemans mag lite! "

The seal ate it!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

This thread has amused me!

[/quote glad u enjoyed take it its never happend to u"

You assume wrong, it has happened to me before.

It was some of the answers that tickled me rather than the actual topic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on a min what happened to the policemans mag lite!

The seal ate it!"

Thank God for that I was worried the sun was gunna shine outta ops arse

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

This thread has amused me!

[/quote glad u enjoyed take it its never happend to u

You assume wrong, it has happened to me before.

It was some of the answers that tickled me rather than the actual topic.

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yeah i new what u ment but as it ever happend to ur husband

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

This thread has amused me!

[/quote glad u enjoyed take it its never happend to u

You assume wrong, it has happened to me before.

It was some of the answers that tickled me rather than the actual topic.

yeah i new what u ment but as it ever happend to ur husband "

I'd be quite suprised if it had, he has a virgin arse as far as I'm aware.

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

This thread has amused me!

[/quote glad u enjoyed take it its never happend to u

You assume wrong, it has happened to me before.

It was some of the answers that tickled me rather than the actual topic.

yeah i new what u ment but as it ever happend to ur husband

I'd be quite suprised if it had, he has a virgin arse as far as I'm aware.

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i will have to send the blk guy over to see him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking you might not be bi curious anymore

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

This thread has amused me!

[/quote glad u enjoyed take it its never happend to u

You assume wrong, it has happened to me before.

It was some of the answers that tickled me rather than the actual topic.

yeah i new what u ment but as it ever happend to ur husband

I'd be quite suprised if it had, he has a virgin arse as far as I'm aware.

i will have to send the blk guy over to see him"

No you're alright! He politely declines your offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard of "bubble butts" before. Just not how to get one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10/10 would read again

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"check that it's staying on as designed to during its actual use so that it is protecting you in the way it is supposed to.

Surely he needs smaller ones if they keep slipping off?

You should always, always, always hold the base of the condom as the cock is withdrawn to prevent this and keep you safe

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By *layfulserfMan
over a year ago

Northolt

Can I invent the 'belt for condoms' or even a braces model where the opening has an attached open ring that the wearer wraps around his balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not quite sure why but this made me laugh quite a lot

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Can I invent the 'belt for condoms' or even a braces model where the opening has an attached open ring that the wearer wraps around his balls"

Nah; just stick it on with Duct tape

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Can I invent the 'belt for condoms' or even a braces model where the opening has an attached open ring that the wearer wraps around his balls

Nah; just stick it on with Duct tape

I was thinking along similar lines. Maybe some form of string that hooks under the balls so it remains attached, much like mittens in a winter coat sleeves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happened to me once; condom slipped off and was left inside me.

He really panicked which reassured me that he wasn't someone who would go bare back by choice. I fished it out with a few fingers and went for testing a couple of days later and again a couple of weeks. And so on.

The clinic were of a similar opinion that it wasn't much of a risk because of his reaction.

He wasn't a big guy and went soft swiftly after he came. He did try to hold onto it as he withdrew but failed. It was clearly still with its contents when I got it out. Sorry. That bit was a bit

lol.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I thought my profile was already on bi"

Nope as I said it says curious but you are obviously well past that stage

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought my profile was already on bi

Nope as I said it says curious but you are obviously well past that stage

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yes u r defo fully bi these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with a bag for life and tape it up at the end #justsaying

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What's wrong with a bag for life and tape it up at the end #justsaying

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haha good one that u had much cock yeself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought my profile was already on bi

Nope as I said it says curious but you are obviously well past that stage

I think we can safely agree on that

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought my profile was already on bi

Nope as I said it says curious but you are obviously well past that stage

I think we can safely agree on that

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yes defo past the curious stage will always fancy women more all tho i do have a thing for Lockie off Towie

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

Use a few zip ties around the base.. Nice and tight with some duct tape and a second condom over the top - to be sure to be sure

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Do we know if it is out yet?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I thought my profile was already on bi

Nope as I said it says curious but you are obviously well past that stage

I think we can safely agree on that

yes defo past the curious stage will always fancy women more all tho i do have a thing for Lockie off Towie"

Why don't you change it then?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Do we know if it is out yet?

You're going to have to pop round Tina and fish it out for him...

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought my profile was already on bi

Nope as I said it says curious but you are obviously well past that stage

I think we can safely agree on that

yes defo past the curious stage will always fancy women more all tho i do have a thing for Lockie off Towie

Why don't you change it then?"
i have done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx"

OMG!

That would put me off for life. That's revolting

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Sounds like you need a third person in the room, to stand by and supervise, discreetly checking that the condom is still in place during play, checking regularly by putting their hand in the area, participation without anyone realising they're just checking.

If it does happen again, farting it out is a lot easier if some air is gently blown up there. I'll leave it to your imagination as to ways to do it, but a hand held douching bulb is good for that purpose, or anything else in a similar design.

Funny thread for replies, but the original question is a serious one.

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over a year ago

"My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx"

Oh dear!!! That's just way too off putting....

I won't lie... My lady parts at times like to keep things but it's not stuck inside lol can easily be removed and I always make sure it hasn't decided to take a souvenir

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over a year ago

"My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx

Oh dear!!! That's just way too off putting....

I won't lie... My lady parts at times like to keep things but it's not stuck inside lol can easily be removed and I always make sure it hasn't decided to take a souvenir "

Yeah it's happens to everyone hun but surely the guy should tell u it's fell off though haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx

OMG!

That would put me off for life. That's revolting

Hubby were deffo put off lv and the women didn't even know so blame the guy who didn't tell her...she were so embarrassed xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Do we know if it is out yet?

You're going to have to pop round Tina and fish it out for him..."

But I'm washing my wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah it's happens to everyone hun but surely the guy should tell u it's fell off though haha xx

But common sense would suggest you check for yourself? Right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah it's happens to everyone hun but surely the guy should tell u it's fell off though haha xx

But common sense would suggest you check for yourself? Right? "

Dam right hun x

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Its not stuck up their now its just gets stuck everytime he dumps is load in it and i have to pull it out

Every time?

Maybe he could hold the condom as he withdraws his cock from your arse? "

wondered if someone would eventually state the obvious!!!!!!!! surely isnt that what you supposed to do when using a condom?????? lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx

OMG!

That would put me off for life. That's revolting

Hubby were deffo put off lv and the women didn't even know so blame the guy who didn't tell her...she were so embarrassed xx"

It's made me feel actually queasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx"

Haha that happened to a girl I used to work with, I took the piss out of her for months

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By *cousehotty OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx

Haha that happened to a girl I used to work with, I took the piss out of her for months

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she sounds like a naughty girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jackass: The Movie (and that's saying a lot), Dunn visits a doctor, and an X-Ray reveals a matchbox car that he skillfully inserted into his...anal cavity, with the help of only a well-lubricated condom. Try not to laugh at the disgusted look on the nurse's face as she discovers what's troubling Ryan's system

was a sad day when Ryan Dunn died

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Should be alright. Careful with farting in public though as your arse might look like its chewing bubblegum

My nanna used to tell me that if I carried on swallowing chewing gum then my bum would blow bubbles.....I still swallow it and it hasn't happened so far

It is only a matter of time. You will know when it is about to happen though. You will start to feel a bit wriggly.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Do we know if it is out yet?

You're going to have to pop round Tina and fish it out for him..."

Are we back to the seal again now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this thread is full of seals and ducks what other mammals will be used. No animals came to any harm making this thread

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"So this thread is full of seals and ducks what other mammals will be used. No animals came to any harm making this thread

There's also been mentions of fish, a mouse, gerbil and a hamster, plus something wriggly which didn't go into detail about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this thread is full of seals and ducks what other mammals will be used. No animals came to any harm making this thread

There's also been mentions of fish, a mouse, gerbil and a hamster, plus something wriggly which didn't go into detail about.

You forgot Paris Hilton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess we found where Noahs Ark ended up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest he uses a new condom every time and you just go with it.

Eventually, there'll be one big mass of latex in there and it'll just grow out of you.

You can then keep the latex buttball and use it for indoor football.

Not in the living room though, you'll smash the ornaments and stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now have visions of little brown circles on every surface

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