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"Most people who read this are chickens or is it me ? " It's you. | |||
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"Im married. But have a total bad side lol old shcool lol " So I gathered... A secret swinger eh? | |||
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"Ace ? Why is your arse like a wizard sleeve ? " Didn't you say name calling was immature... | |||
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"Ace ! I'll suck you off . Cause im thinking of your dad mate lol " Oh laawrd!! This is getting better.. I appreciate your lovely gesture, but why suck me off whilst thinking of my pops??.. Im trying to find the connection; maybe a fetish im unaware of? Kind gesture.. But im 'fraid gotta pass on your lovely proposal.. Iv taken it as a compliment tho.. Thank you so much.. :- | |||
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"Ace I like my saugage big and fried . Ops you missed out on the big ! Yet again " Errrm, lovely bit of info you gave me there -Your sausage requirements, (im not sure to what relevance). Well, i can suggest; Eat well my friend.. Eat well (Errrm not sure what else to advise you tbh)? Stay off the pills or maybe decrease on the consumption of liquor?.. | |||
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"As the day is long... " Do you become more honest in summer then? | |||
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"Noticed conversation was shirt like pmsl . I win " Indeed...trouser like talk then insued and lolz. Frogspawn typewriter | |||
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"No im spring bitch lol" Summer dog | |||
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"Leaf it out lol" Trees enough! | |||
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"what a strange post " Im actually laughing SO much right now.. Ohhh how i love the weird & wonderful.. The amazement of this post has to be close to the profile with the cock, chicken & chipbox & sky remote in one pic I do truely find ppl facinating.. | |||
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"Just looked at your profile... wow . Mmmm x " Just looked at yours shame we can't say the same lol!! | |||
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"Ace you saugage . Smooth talker you lol " Slick little meat tube I am | |||
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"Ace you saugage . Smooth talker you lol " Errrm.. Thank you fella . | |||
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"As the day is long... Do you become more honest in summer then? " "more honest"? more coherent would be an advantage | |||
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"what a strange post Im actually laughing SO much right now.. Ohhh how i love the weird & wonderful.. The amazement of this post has to be close to the profile with the cock, chicken & chipbox & sky remote in one pic I do truely find ppl facinating.. " i actually had to question if my drink had been spiked after reading all this | |||
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"Look up ! ? " I see the ceiling | |||
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"You've noticed anything to do with honesty don't come across that often . We're everyone joins in . Why is that ? .... mirror ? " No idea what that means. | |||
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"what a strange post Im actually laughing SO much right now.. Ohhh how i love the weird & wonderful.. The amazement of this post has to be close to the profile with the cock, chicken & chipbox & sky remote in one pic I do truely find ppl facinating.. i actually had to question if my drink had been spiked after reading all this " Honestly, i can totally understand where you're comming from; i too question exsistance sometimes due to the wonderful nature of beings.. it never fails to make me chuckle tho.. | |||
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"As the day is long... Do you become more honest in summer then? " Good point! | |||
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"what a strange post Im actually laughing SO much right now.. Ohhh how i love the weird & wonderful.. The amazement of this post has to be close to the profile with the cock, chicken & chipbox & sky remote in one pic I do truely find ppl facinating.. i actually had to question if my drink had been spiked after reading all this Honestly, i can totally understand where you're comming from; i too question exsistance sometimes due to the wonderful nature of beings.. it never fails to make me chuckle tho.. " confusing post given up trying to decipher it | |||
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"Most single guys on here have regular fookbuddies ? . By all means join in our chat if you no what your on about yes ? " Well I have a wonderful wife I have great sex with as often as possible. but she is much more than a fuck buddy. | |||
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"Porcelain aardvark trumpet! Orchestra!" fiber it was just a brass band | |||
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"Porcelain aardvark trumpet! Orchestra! fiber it was just a brass band " But it had a string theory section | |||
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"what a strange post Im actually laughing SO much right now.. Ohhh how i love the weird & wonderful.. The amazement of this post has to be close to the profile with the cock, chicken & chipbox & sky remote in one pic I do truely find ppl facinating.. i actually had to question if my drink had been spiked after reading all this Honestly, i can totally understand where you're comming from; i too question exsistance sometimes due to the wonderful nature of beings.. it never fails to make me chuckle tho.. confusing post given up trying to decipher it " Im going for; Yellow station elephant trunk.. Surely, i cant be too far off.. | |||
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"I still can't work out what's going on here. " Nor me I was to confused to join in even | |||
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"Porcelain aardvark trumpet! Orchestra! fiber it was just a brass band But it had a string theory section " Oh, that's OK then | |||
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"Porcelain aardvark trumpet! Orchestra! fiber it was just a brass band But it had a string theory section Oh, that's OK then " Don't tell them I stole the candelabra | |||
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"Don't tell them I stole the candelabra " I have to if they ask, this is the honest thread... I will hide behind the aspidistra so they can't force a confession out of me | |||
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"Don't tell them I stole the candelabra I have to if they ask, this is the honest thread... I will hide behind the aspidistra so they can't force a confession out of me" A sound plan if ever I heard one. | |||
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"I still can't work out what's going on here. " I never do.. But honestly, trying to decipher it is truely something spesh for sure! Please, please, please.. My turn again; Hard hat, eskimo, shuttle, orange... That's gotta be it.. | |||
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"Canary chicken nugget bicycle " Oh well why didn't you say before | |||
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"Dickhead ! Sits back " YES!! I won.. He accepted defeat & sits back... Whooooo!! I suppose victory will definately be short lived (until next time)-But as for now.. It's minneee!..Yaaay!!.. Thank you so much!!.. | |||
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"I still can't work out what's going on here. Nor me I was to confused to join in even " It's theory. One has exploded! | |||
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"Canary chicken nugget bicycle Oh well why didn't you say before " Colander trolley snake muffins | |||
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"shuffle the aspidistra closer to the exit, hoping to escape unnoticed " The password is potato. | |||
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"Lol toe nails make you look half A stone over weight lol " Only half a stone? Well im chuffed to bits with that | |||
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"Ace ! I'll suck you off . Cause im thinking of your dad mate lol " I think he may prefer a more subtle approach you devil. Play hard to get if you want him! | |||
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"Canary chicken nugget bicycle Oh well why didn't you say before Colander trolley snake muffins " Snake muffins! Exploded inwards have I now! Hooves and all! | |||
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"I still can't work out what's going on here. Nor me I was to confused to join in even It's theory. One has exploded! " I used to have a pink one but it died | |||
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"Lol sticks n stones " but whips and chains excite me | |||
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"If all the flies were one...what a great enormous fly falloloper that would bode! " Welcome my dearest i feel you have succumbed to the force that is _on1 aka honest - We welcome you to this parrtay, enjoy & have fun!! | |||
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"Ace ! Love you x " Subtle I said! | |||
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"Canary chicken nugget bicycle Oh well why didn't you say before Colander trolley snake muffins Snake muffins! Exploded inwards have I now! Hooves and all! " Wax bells glass door. Hula hoop. | |||
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"what a strange post Im actually laughing SO much right now.. Ohhh how i love the weird & wonderful.. The amazement of this post has to be close to the profile with the cock, chicken & chipbox & sky remote in one pic I do truely find ppl facinating.. i actually had to question if my drink had been spiked after reading all this " | |||
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"I still can't work out what's going on here. Nor me I was to confused to join in even It's theory. One has exploded! I used to have a pink one but it died " As happens when hypervibrate is set | |||
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"Canary chicken nugget bicycle Oh well why didn't you say before Colander trolley snake muffins Snake muffins! Exploded inwards have I now! Hooves and all! Wax bells glass door. Hula hoop." Hoooooooooola! Yay! | |||
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"Canary chicken nugget bicycle Oh well why didn't you say before Colander trolley snake muffins Snake muffins! Exploded inwards have I now! Hooves and all! Wax bells glass door. Hula hoop. Hoooooooooola! Yay! " Happy to help. Have a nice day | |||
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"If all the flies were one...what a great enormous fly falloloper that would bode! Welcome my dearest i feel you have succumbed to the force that is _on1 aka honest - We welcome you to this parrtay, enjoy & have fun!! " All feathery feathery an ticklode with his whiskers too hehehe | |||
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"Ace ! I'll suck you off . Cause im thinking of your dad mate lol I think he may prefer a more subtle approach you devil. Play hard to get if you want him! " Ohhhh my dear lawrrd.. I totally missed these mistress, i seriously now have a stitch from laughing sooooo much! My eyes are watering .. im made up right now | |||
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"Canary chicken nugget bicycle Oh well why didn't you say before Colander trolley snake muffins Snake muffins! Exploded inwards have I now! Hooves and all! Wax bells glass door. Hula hoop. Hoooooooooola! Yay! Happy to help. Have a nice day " Night after day night | |||
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"Honest chat. Is there anyone out there " Sometimes | |||
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"If all the flies were one...what a great enormous fly falloloper that would bode! Welcome my dearest i feel you have succumbed to the force that is _on1 aka honest - We welcome you to this parrtay, enjoy & have fun!! All feathery feathery an ticklode with his whiskers too hehehe " You mustn't ever forget the secret knock or the tail.. Surely armageddon is to be avoided at all costs.. surely that is honest & correct. I have faith senior _on1 will vouch.. | |||
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"Canary chicken nugget bicycle Oh well why didn't you say before Colander trolley snake muffins Snake muffins! Exploded inwards have I now! Hooves and all! Wax bells glass door. Hula hoop. Hoooooooooola! Yay! Happy to help. Have a nice day Night after day night " Rain cloud wet dry rain *nods* | |||
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"Ace ! I'll suck you off . Cause im thinking of your dad mate lol I think he may prefer a more subtle approach you devil. Play hard to get if you want him! Ohhhh my dear lawrrd.. I totally missed these mistress, i seriously now have a stitch from laughing sooooo much! My eyes are watering .. im made up right now " It's amusing me. | |||
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"If all the flies were one...what a great enormous fly falloloper that would bode! Welcome my dearest i feel you have succumbed to the force that is _on1 aka honest - We welcome you to this parrtay, enjoy & have fun!! All feathery feathery an ticklode with his whiskers too hehehe You mustn't ever forget the secret knock or the tail.. Surely armageddon is to be avoided at all costs.. surely that is honest & correct. I have faith senior _on1 will vouch.. " Armadillos should also be avoided. Tricky little buggers, armadillos | |||
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"If all the flies were one...what a great enormous fly falloloper that would bode! Welcome my dearest i feel you have succumbed to the force that is _on1 aka honest - We welcome you to this parrtay, enjoy & have fun!! All feathery feathery an ticklode with his whiskers too hehehe You mustn't ever forget the secret knock or the tail.. Surely armageddon is to be avoided at all costs.. surely that is honest & correct. I have faith senior _on1 will vouch.. " https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XgLrvJf7ksA Seriously | |||
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"Lol yes that's because . You are A piss taker ? " Piss taker? On here? How very dare you | |||
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"Having duck tomorrow for Sunday dinner, never had before so with orange or cherries " If you don't like duck, you're rather stuck! As Basil Fawlty would say. | |||
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"? Someone call Batman, the Riddler has been found " Please.. do not question or ridicule the power of the honest thread-Senior _on1 has been elected & certified to proceed with due care & dilligence. Any actions deemed to be normal will not be tolerated-As proven above. Please heed the warning.. *You have been warned* - Eventho iv had offer of a bj -Aint i lucky.. | |||
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"Dee not with all that weight your dragging around " Ok now you have stopped being funny Your old enough to know when a jokes not funny | |||
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"If all the flies were one...what a great enormous fly falloloper that would bode! Welcome my dearest i feel you have succumbed to the force that is _on1 aka honest - We welcome you to this parrtay, enjoy & have fun!! All feathery feathery an ticklode with his whiskers too hehehe You mustn't ever forget the secret knock or the tail.. Surely armageddon is to be avoided at all costs.. surely that is honest & correct. I have faith senior _on1 will vouch.. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XgLrvJf7ksA Seriously " WOWSER!! I love it.. TRUELY spot onnn!!.. | |||
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"Dee not with all that weight your dragging around Ok now you have stopped being funny Your old enough to know when a jokes not funny " I think he means my brain. Mine is clearly a lot bigger than his and I think he's jealous, poor love | |||
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"If all the flies were one...what a great enormous fly falloloper that would bode! Welcome my dearest i feel you have succumbed to the force that is _on1 aka honest - We welcome you to this parrtay, enjoy & have fun!! All feathery feathery an ticklode with his whiskers too hehehe You mustn't ever forget the secret knock or the tail.. Surely armageddon is to be avoided at all costs.. surely that is honest & correct. I have faith senior _on1 will vouch.. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XgLrvJf7ksA Seriously WOWSER!! I love it.. TRUELY spot onnn!!.. " | |||
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"Chris you like cock ? Gobblesome " Can I watch | |||
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"Feet ? Thought you was going to prove me wrong slim ? " I have no idea what you are talking about Mores the point I doubt you do either | |||
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"Chris you like cock ? Gobblesome Can I watch " And help | |||
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"Chris you like cock ? Gobblesome Can I watch And help " Whoo hoo I'm almost glad this thread started I've pulled Please can we not have a part 2 though ffs | |||
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"Chris you like cock ? Gobblesome Can I watch " And help Aww... | |||
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