FabSwingers.com forum: fanny farting

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like it when I have my cock deep in a women and realy fucking her hard then pull out and she fanny farts xx

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Does she also like it?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

well this thread has made me smile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i find it can be a bit painful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I say on behalf of most here in the forums

Another pointless post

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

"I think I say on behalf of most here in the forums

Another pointless post"

Well said dear lady!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Don't say it on my behalf... I am a walljoe fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

It made me laugh

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It made me laugh

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I have an image of him in my mind, brow furrowed in concentration, toungue stuck out the corner of his mouth as he grasps the (blunted) crayon in his fist and scrawls on the paper lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I think he should be able to post what he wants without having people put him down all the time,he is'nt breaking any rules

If you don,t like what he posts then ignore it,thats what I do when a post/thread does nothing for me

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Imagine fanny farting with post-session sensitivity… as the rush of air rapidly ripples along the skin.

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

"I think he should be able to post what he wants without having people put him down all the time,he is'nt breaking any rules

If you don,t like what he posts then ignore it,thats what I do when a post/thread does nothing for me"

oh i think they are wonderful, obviously looking for the pulitzer prize, cos he aint doing anything to help his street cred so swiningings not why he is here

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Do you like it when she farts when you're doing anal too?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I think he should be able to post what he wants without having people put him down all the time,he is'nt breaking any rules

If you don,t like what he posts then ignore it,thats what I do when a post/thread does nothing for me

oh i think they are wonderful, obviously looking for the pulitzer prize, cos he aint doing anything to help his street cred so swiningings not why he is here"

The majority of threads in here are'nt looking for the pulitzer prize either but the same people like yourself just keep commenting on this poster,its bullying and its not welcome in here

If you continue to do it you'll find you may not be able to post at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like this fourm thank you and if your going to try and bullt me then please move on to another thread xx

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

no disrespect wouldnt try and bully any one, a bit of light hearted fun, as we assume are your posts take it in the fun it was intended

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

".... cos he aint doing anything to help his street cred so swiningings not why he is here"

How dare you?

Seriously, what gives you the right to make such assumptions?

And that goes for the other thread where you imply he's not a 'genuine' swinger.

He's been verified by a couple, and even if he hadn't.... don't you think just plucking comments out of the air about people is just taking it a bit too far?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Imagine fanny farting with post-session sensitivity… as the rush of air rapidly ripples along the skin."
oooooooh nice

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

as said before polo light hearted fun, not actually subjects to discuss just the op making a statement which us among many find amusing.

if the op doesnt like our comments all he has to do is say, they are not meant to offend all meant in good humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You say you say it I humore your nothing but a bully !!! And well done you win you have made me just want to delete my account so guess you won

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"as said before polo light hearted fun, not actually subjects to discuss just the op making a statement which us among many find amusing.

if the op doesnt like our comments all he has to do is say, they are not meant to offend all meant in good humour"

I take the piss out of people as much as the next person... who am I kidding, I take the piss more than the next person and won an award for it

Sometimes it's easy to get carried away having a laugh and I understand that...but there are lines I won't cross... at least I hope I don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who would like to fanny fart on my cock thenx xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I echo HPC's post....plus if you have issues with others, keep it away from the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would like to fanny fart on my cock thenx xx"

If I had a fanny I would but a good fanny fart is funny

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

To the OP...I can't help but laugh when I hear the words fanny farts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would like to fanny fart on my cock thenx xx"

If happened joe or as happened can u feel it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

usually only happens to me with a less than average cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who would like to fanny fart on my cock then ? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cariad cool

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I find fanny farts amusing with my husband - but something I'd like to avoid with new meets. I'm never quite sure how they'd take them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex only got them with doggy and the fact I have a small cock but it was funny she actually farted and fanny farted at the same time xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like to dip my cock in then pull it out slow then just listen to her fanny fart xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dip my cock in then pull it out slow then just listen to her fanny fart xx"

Tape it and use it as your ring tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walljoe......you rock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol I could do womrn that fanny fart I just adore mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well this thread has made me smile lol

Ditto lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg!!!! i think i snorted tea up my nose!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"omg!!!! i think i snorted tea up my nose!!! lol"

just as well you didn't fart it out your fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who would like to fanny fart on my cock ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would like to fanny fart on my cock ? Xx"

you should be quite popular hun being the repeater you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who fanny farts then ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bow out now only so many times one can ask that question and I am sure someone somewhere will fart on his cock

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I like it when I have my cock deep in a women and really fucking her hard then pull out and she fanny farts xx"

Its like burping after a good meal. A sound of appreciation

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

loads of videos on youtube of girls doing fanny farts fill your boots mate lol

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By *oupleup4funCouple
over a year ago

Ashton

"I like it when I have my cock deep in a women and realy fucking her hard then pull out and she fanny farts xx"

Why not fuck a whoopee cushion, lots of noise and not high maintenance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you sit up all night thinking of these statements you post, or do they just come naturally? lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Don't say it on my behalf... I am a walljoe fan."

*stands and looks sheepish*

I am a walljoe fan too.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I think he should be able to post what he wants without having people put him down all the time,he is'nt breaking any rules

If you don,t like what he posts then ignore it,thats what I do when a post/thread does nothing for me"

Dead right. I like to have a bit of a laugh and will poke light hearted fun at folk but some of the comments above are quite offensive to the lad.

As I have said before, I like Walljoe and his posts.

They make people laugh and are often end up as very long threads...

Go for it Walljoe. I'm a fan....of you that is, not necessarily fanny farts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you was the one that started I luv lickin boobs thread in ode of joe wasn't that a pisstake?

I do think his posts are funny but the anal sex he did 4 times did get a bit much and people will say things Tongue in cheek when he posts

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"And you was the one that started I luv lickin boobs thread in ode of joe wasn't that a pisstake?

I do think his posts are funny but the anal sex he did 4 times did get a bit much and people will say things Tongue in cheek when he posts "

It was a joke, a mild one in my opinion that was not meant to cause any offence and is no worse than anything I have ever posted about any regular forum users, I have a sense of humour and I will not be cowed by others in to not using it.

Some of the other comments on here about the gentleman have been well beyond that in my opinion.

Walljoe has never made any unpleasant or nasty comments on the forums and I respect him for that.

Keep on posting Walljoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And my comments were jokey too I think with Joe I will keep my jokey comments to myself in future he's funny as fuck but I don't want my jokey comments to come across as bullying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who fanny farts then ? Xx

We all do Joe...you just have to make sure you whack a load of air in there....if you come you could pull out & have her make a spunk bubble...that would be REALLY funny

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"And my comments were jokey too I think with Joe I will keep my jokey comments to myself in future he's funny as fuck but I don't want my jokey comments to come across as bullying "

Good point and well said.

I guess some of us regular forumites can get a bit carried away having a laugh.

One thing Walljoe can be very proud of is 3 good verifications in 5 weeks... I'm impressed, it takes most blokes about 5 months for that many!!

...and so, back to the subject.

I find fanny farts somewhat amusing, but I am not an ardent fanny fart seeker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seek fanny farts gonna buy you a fanny fart whistle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who fanny farts then ? Xx

We all do Joe...you just have to make sure you whack a load of air in there....if you come you could pull out & have her make a spunk bubble...that would be REALLY funny

Uhmmmmmmm ..... no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts happen.

It's usually when the bloke is an in out in out in out freak ... I hate it.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i love fanny farts,they make me laugh,and good sexc is all about being relaxed and having a good time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i love fanny farts,they make me laugh,and good sexc is all about being relaxed and having a good time"
Totally agree....anyway they make me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love fanny farts,they make me laugh,and good sexc is all about being relaxed and having a good time"

Agree with the relaxed good time part..... still don't like fanny farts..

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

"usually only happens to me with a less than average cock

hmmm surely it should only happen with a tightish seal and you're never going to get a cock big enough to stop it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when I have my cock deep in a women and realy fucking her hard then pull out and she fanny farts xx"

Fanny farts make me laff sooo much hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"usually only happens to me with a less than average cock

hmmm surely it should only happen with a tightish seal and you're never going to get a cock big enough to stop it?

OMG how rude!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"usually only happens to me with a less than average cock

hmmm surely it should only happen with a tightish seal and you're never going to get a cock big enough to stop it?

OMG how rude!!!!

Lol how did i overlook this? Not quite sure what the poster means

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

"usually only happens to me with a less than average cock

hmmm surely it should only happen with a tightish seal and you're never going to get a cock big enough to stop it?

OMG how rude!!!!

Lol how did i overlook this? Not quite sure what the poster means

if you pump air into a cylinder with enough force to allow the cylinder to expand to relase the air in a 'farting' sound it stands to reason that this can only be accomplished by a tight seal in the first place and a less than average (your words) wouldn't happen as air would be entering and leaving all the time...does that answer your question?

so whats less than average? and does it take into account the tightness or slackness of the pussy too?

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

What's the difference between a fanny and a fridge?

Your fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Ayethangyew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I am prone to the odd fanny fart and have learnt to laugh it off especially if I am being rather greedy in the round room go from a large cock to an average cock and there will be a breeze

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

i think it is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not keen on it but I am encouraged by so many women admitting that it happens, its something Im embarrassed by but its natural so I guess I shouldnt be. I find it happens to me when I have lots of fluid inside me, be that cum from my OH, or im very turned on or an excess of lube etc. If I sit up or move after he's cum then it happens when fluid slides out.

As for walljoe's posts, long may they continue. The thing I like about Joe is that regardless of the comments made about his posts, and what "chapter" they cover and all that, he still continues to post. Hes a young man who obviously is enjoying these forums, long may his posts continue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi thank you so much I have loved reading your coments and its people like you the inspire me to do so thanks again xxxxxxxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Fanny farts are really funny but not as funny as when you take your fist out of a guys arse and there crying out its just air honest its just air

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Karen you naughty women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I have had a really crappy day just logged in and read this posted it gave me a right giggle.

xxxx another Walljoe fan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm glad its made you smile

shall I set up a walljoe fan fourm ladies ????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its funny for him

for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Awwww I bet your realy cute when you fanny fart ? Xx

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