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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge? "

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

....... why do you even have to ask this question .......???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it in the fridge? Are you sure? You could get it mixed up with the mayonnaise lol

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge? "

Um gross!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it at room temp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 and a half days at 3 degrees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've often wondered this.

-Courtney

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Why don't you get some fresh on the day you want it? I would be too greedy to save it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly gross!!!

Secondly I have flash backs of American pie

Thirdly... I know like semen only lives like 20 minutes outside of the body random fact!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do an experiment with a few tubs of jizz. One in the fridge, one on the mantlepiece, etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....... why do you even have to ask this question .......???"

The answer is in the first line of the question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone needs a sample I can help lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4 and a half days at 3 degrees"

Best do 4 then to be on the safe side

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Firstly gross!!!

Secondly I have flash backs of American pie

Thirdly... I know like semen only lives like 20 minutes outside of the body random fact!! "

Try telling that to all the believers in 'backdoor babies' on here...

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Shouldn't you freeze it?

Ice cube tray - then pop a cube when you give the next blow job

ice = great bj sensation + double rations for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

freeze it, you could make yourself a bigger lot of cum then, like freeze days of it or weeks even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a hunch, but I don't think you would want to keep it next to a radiator...

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

If anyone is curious like I was it doesn't cook like an egg white does so don't try that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"freeze it, you could make yourself a bigger lot of cum then, like freeze days of it or weeks even."

Good idea, does it keep though? Somethings are a bit rank after you freeze and unfreeze them, like milk for example...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If anyone needs a sample I can help lol"

Yeah we'll take 4 days worth minus postage time please, use a courier with temperature control delivery...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"freeze it, you could make yourself a bigger lot of cum then, like freeze days of it or weeks even.

Good idea, does it keep though? Somethings are a bit rank after you freeze and unfreeze them, like milk for example... "

it won't smell or anything, it's more a liquid so freezes pretty well.

the consistency is likely to change though, might need stirring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me once it's good for your skin! I'll stick to my own brand though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge? "

Why not simply have a bukkake session and have it fresh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge? "
4 weeks in the fridge but after that I wouldn't eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried to call the sperm clinic they might be helpful as they deal with that on a regular basis.

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By *aramelMINXWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Foisty cum in a pot nothing worse... blergh the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched a programme once about 'Grannys' who are prostitutes

God knows why lol curiosity got the better of me!

Anyway, 1 client got the lady to keep all her other clients sperm (if I remember correctly) for him to drink at their weekly appointment. She put it in jars in her fridge x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I watched a programme once about 'Grannys' who are prostitutes

God knows why lol curiosity got the better of me!

Anyway, 1 client got the lady to keep all her other clients sperm (if I remember correctly) for him to drink at their weekly appointment. She put it in jars in her fridge x "

Yes I remember it as well... it was well funny

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

Always check the use by date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make ice cubes - brings a whole new meaning to cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone is curious like I was it doesn't cook like an egg white does so don't try that "

So no good for soufflé then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I watched a programme once about 'Grannys' who are prostitutes

God knows why lol curiosity got the better of me!

Anyway, 1 client got the lady to keep all her other clients sperm (if I remember correctly) for him to drink at their weekly appointment. She put it in jars in her fridge x

Yes I remember it as well... it was well funny "

The woman who had to resort to phone sex whilst she recovered from a hip replacement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone is curious like I was it doesn't cook like an egg white does so don't try that

So no good for soufflé then...."

Check out the cooking with cum website

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"If anyone is curious like I was it doesn't cook like an egg white does so don't try that

So no good for soufflé then...."

To be fair I didn't try to make soufflé....I do have a friend who owns a recipe book that uses male ejaculate as one of the common ingredients but I haven't tasted anything she has cooked so I cannot comment on if it works well or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I watched a programme once about 'Grannys' who are prostitutes

God knows why lol curiosity got the better of me!

Anyway, 1 client got the lady to keep all her other clients sperm (if I remember correctly) for him to drink at their weekly appointment. She put it in jars in her fridge x

Yes I remember it as well... it was well funny

The woman who had to resort to phone sex whilst she recovered from a hip replacement "

Haha bless her she had a red tracksuit, right ?

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

I read that a chicken can be kept in the freezer for up three months but that's not true.

I put one in there last week and it was dead the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge? "

In my opinion unless it's straight from the source that's when it becomes rank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge?

In my opinion unless it's straight from the source that's when it becomes rank! "

And sometimes straight from the source

Anyway, why not just use some white shampoo or shower cream to throw around like they do in some porno's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge?

Why not simply have a bukkake session and have it fresh ?

"

Too many risks involved. Cheesy dicks being near the top of that list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 and a half days at 3 degrees

Best do 4 then to be on the safe side "

You're probably right, it depends on the size of the tub and its been a couple of years since I did my food regs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the fridge! A man's testicles ate outside the body because the average human body is too warm for cum, so I'd say room temperature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I watched a programme once about 'Grannys' who are prostitutes

God knows why lol curiosity got the better of me!

Anyway, 1 client got the lady to keep all her other clients sperm (if I remember correctly) for him to drink at their weekly appointment. She put it in jars in her fridge x "

BAAAAAARFFFF !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I watched a programme once about 'Grannys' who are prostitutes

God knows why lol curiosity got the better of me!

Anyway, 1 client got the lady to keep all her other clients sperm (if I remember correctly) for him to drink at their weekly appointment. She put it in jars in her fridge x

BAAAAAARFFFF !!!!!"

Takes pick 'n' mix to a whole new level dunnit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read that a chicken can be kept in the freezer for up three months but that's not true.

I put one in there last week and it was dead the next day. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely i dont know if you were serious but i have to say some of these replies have cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Sperm starts to die off after an hour, longer you leave it the more watery it becomes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sperm starts to die off after an hour, longer you leave it the more watery it becomes."

How dya know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read that a chicken can be kept in the freezer for up three months but that's not true.

I put one in there last week and it was dead the next day. "

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By *ilthy gentleman 4425Man
over a year ago

Ackworth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I watched a programme once about 'Grannys' who are prostitutes

God knows why lol curiosity got the better of me!

Anyway, 1 client got the lady to keep all her other clients sperm (if I remember correctly) for him to drink at their weekly appointment. She put it in jars in her fridge x

Yes I remember it as well... it was well funny

The woman who had to resort to phone sex whilst she recovered from a hip replacement

Haha bless her she had a red tracksuit, right ? "

Haha yep that's her!

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Someone told me once it's good for your skin! I'll stick to my own brand though. "

Yeah I heard that too. Something to do with the proteins in it being good for spots. Keeps for up to 8 days in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone told me once it's good for your skin! I'll stick to my own brand though.

Yeah I heard that too. Something to do with the proteins in it being good for spots. Keeps for up to 8 days in the fridge."

Thats just something guys say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I watched a programme once about 'Grannys' who are prostitutes

God knows why lol curiosity got the better of me!

Anyway, 1 client got the lady to keep all her other clients sperm (if I remember correctly) for him to drink at their weekly appointment. She put it in jars in her fridge x "

I've been sitting here for 20 minutes trying to reply to this comment and I've got no words, I think I'm going to live in the woods from now on, bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in a pickle jar, it will last for months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside the body at room temperature it takes four days for it to become inert, it's designed to be tough to maximize the chance of making a woman pregnant,. This applies to good strong healthy sperm. If you are older and not in best of health it can die in a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trolololo

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I watched a programme once about 'Grannys' who are prostitutes

God knows why lol curiosity got the better of me!

Anyway, 1 client got the lady to keep all her other clients sperm (if I remember correctly) for him to drink at their weekly appointment. She put it in jars in her fridge x "

That does make me feel slightly ill to be honest

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Could you not freeze it and then defrost it when needed?

I saw a porno once where a woman made some ice-lollies out of cum...or cumsicles as they're known.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Someone told me once it's good for your skin! I'll stick to my own brand though.

Yeah I heard that too. Something to do with the proteins in it being good for spots. Keeps for up to 8 days in the fridge.

Thats just something guys say "

Well I never had to test the theory as I was blessed with naturally good skin

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Outside the body at room temperature it takes four days for it to become inert, it's designed to be tough to maximize the chance of making a woman pregnant,. This applies to good strong healthy sperm. If you are older and not in best of health it can die in a day"

Utter tripe. Its no good after minutes outside the body. Without any way of keeping it warm, the temperature shock alone would cause so many bent tails that it would be useless, and thats without even going into motility..

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Copy and pasted off a medical website

How Long Can Sperm Live Outside the Body?

The question “how long does sperm live outside the body?” also does not have a definite answer. Nevertheless, sperm can only survive for about 20 minutes to an hour depending on its level of exposure to the air and environmental factors. 

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I watched a programme once about 'Grannys' who are prostitutes

God knows why lol curiosity got the better of me!

Anyway, 1 client got the lady to keep all her other clients sperm (if I remember correctly) for him to drink at their weekly appointment. She put it in jars in her fridge

Yes I remember it as well... it was well funny "

Her milkshake brought all the boys to the yard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Copy and pasted off a medical website

How Long Can Sperm Live Outside the Body?

The question “how long does sperm live outside the body?” also does not have a definite answer. Nevertheless, sperm can only survive for about 20 minutes to an hour depending on its level of exposure to the air and environmental factors. 

"

We're not trying to get pregnant off it!!! Just want to play about with it without it stinking because it's gone off - if there is such a concept

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put it in a pickle jar, it will last for months. "

But will it smell the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put it in a pickle jar, it will last for months.

But will it smell the same? "

Not if you've washed the jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sperm left at room temperature becomes transparent liquid within minutes and then dries. (dries if left on the body or porous surface, not sure if it is in a cup)

Sperm clinics keep their supplies frozen, so that's what you should do.

We have discussed previously a possible massage session. You are giving me ideas now - sperm makes for a very nutrious body lotion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Firstly gross!!!

Secondly I have flash backs of American pie

Thirdly... I know like semen only lives like 20 minutes outside of the body random fact!! "

Shocking it can last up to 5days inside a lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone told me once it's good for your skin! I'll stick to my own brand though.

Yeah I heard that too. Something to do with the proteins in it being good for spots. Keeps for up to 8 days in the fridge.

Thats just something guys say "
.

..

I say it all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is very good for the skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from my teen years working on a stud farm, straws full of horse semen plunged into liquid nitrogen are viable for many years, One of our prize stallions had at least a dozen foals after he had died of old age.

I think he may still be listed in the stud book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm making me hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a condom in a vag.

Apparently Fred West had rose do this to bring home her lovers spunk in a fresher state.

Tip of the day there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In a condom in a vag.

Apparently Fred West had rose do this to bring home her lovers spunk in a fresher state.

Tip of the day there "

There's a big assumption about the state of her vag there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Spunk should be kept in a vagina but you will probably be paying for 16 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!"

you killed me hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We froze about a months worth. We let it defrost and poured it inside mrs before we fucked. Was fun to try out but not sure if we'd do it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We froze about a months worth. We let it defrost and poured it inside mrs before we fucked. Was fun to try out but not sure if we'd do it again. "

Mmmmmm there's an idea...... spunk ice cubes. Lol i'm wanking into the ice cube tray now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge?

Why not simply have a bukkake session and have it fresh ?

Too many risks involved. Cheesy dicks being near the top of that list. "

Why not harvest the cheese at bukkakes, leave it to mature for a couple of months in the fridge and sell it to people? The French have been doing this for years apparently and calling it Camembert

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Who knows how long it would last. I guess you would need to do the sniff test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!"

Oh yea, your right, our pic is just far to weird for this site, well spotted!! Oh, and a massive Thankyou for calling my wife "weird" you lovely lovely man! That was a very well deserved comment from you, has made her day! What a nice guy you really are

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

How inconsiderate ! Doesn't the owner supply a best before date ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge? "
6 weeks but it grows penicillin which is also very good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

you killed me hahaha "

So glad that mocking my wife has put such a huge smile on your face! Such nice people here, so glad we came back, Thankyou

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

Oh yea, your right, our pic is just far to weird for this site, well spotted!! Oh, and a massive Thankyou for calling my wife "weird" you lovely lovely man! That was a very well deserved comment from you, has made her day! What a nice guy you really are "

Did he call your wife weird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

Oh yea, your right, our pic is just far to weird for this site, well spotted!! Oh, and a massive Thankyou for calling my wife "weird" you lovely lovely man! That was a very well deserved comment from you, has made her day! What a nice guy you really are

Did he call your wife weird?"

As good as yes!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

you killed me hahaha

So glad that mocking my wife has put such a huge smile on your face! Such nice people here, so glad we came back, Thankyou "

Heavens sakes no-one is calling your wife!!! Stop being so defensive.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

Oh yea, your right, our pic is just far to weird for this site, well spotted!! Oh, and a massive Thankyou for calling my wife "weird" you lovely lovely man! That was a very well deserved comment from you, has made her day! What a nice guy you really are

Did he call your wife weird?

As good as yes! "

So that's a no then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

Oh yea, your right, our pic is just far to weird for this site, well spotted!! Oh, and a massive Thankyou for calling my wife "weird" you lovely lovely man! That was a very well deserved comment from you, has made her day! What a nice guy you really are

Did he call your wife weird?

As good as yes! "

I can see where the profile name comes from though, kinda looks like handlebars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

Oh yea, your right, our pic is just far to weird for this site, well spotted!! Oh, and a massive Thankyou for calling my wife "weird" you lovely lovely man! That was a very well deserved comment from you, has made her day! What a nice guy you really are

Did he call your wife weird?

As good as yes!

So that's a no then!"

Really? And having some idiot who doesn't even know us mock my wife's pic is acceptable to you?? Or are you going to tell me that he didn't do that either??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once my missis at the time asked me to save my cum in a pot for her, anytime we played my cum went into the pot and straight into the freezer, once there was enough she used it to wash her hair. Not sure what it would be like to use in a bukkake tho.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

Oh yea, your right, our pic is just far to weird for this site, well spotted!! Oh, and a massive Thankyou for calling my wife "weird" you lovely lovely man! That was a very well deserved comment from you, has made her day! What a nice guy you really are

Did he call your wife weird?

As good as yes!

So that's a no then!

Really? And having some idiot who doesn't even know us mock my wife's pic is acceptable to you?? Or are you going to tell me that he didn't do that either??"

Yes really and no-one was previously mocking your photo or your wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh the beauty of social media....in full swing....in all its glory!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!"
a woman with 3 Dicks in her mouth is kind of normal for here weirdly enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

Oh yea, your right, our pic is just far to weird for this site, well spotted!! Oh, and a massive Thankyou for calling my wife "weird" you lovely lovely man! That was a very well deserved comment from you, has made her day! What a nice guy you really are

Did he call your wife weird?

As good as yes!

So that's a no then!

Really? And having some idiot who doesn't even know us mock my wife's pic is acceptable to you?? Or are you going to tell me that he didn't do that either??

Yes really and no-one was previously mocking your photo or your wife."

Ok, well your more than entitled to your opinion just like he is entitled to his, I didn't agree or like what he said and took it in a very negative context towards my wife. I'm not going to dwell on this just wanted to air my opinion...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

Oh yea, your right, our pic is just far to weird for this site, well spotted!! Oh, and a massive Thankyou for calling my wife "weird" you lovely lovely man! That was a very well deserved comment from you, has made her day! What a nice guy you really are

Did he call your wife weird?

As good as yes!

So that's a no then!

Really? And having some idiot who doesn't even know us mock my wife's pic is acceptable to you?? Or are you going to tell me that he didn't do that either??

Yes really and no-one was previously mocking your photo or your wife.

Ok, well your more than entitled to your opinion just like he is entitled to his, I didn't agree or like what he said and took it in a very negative context towards my wife. I'm not going to dwell on this just wanted to air my opinion..."

If it helps, she's really hot and it's a great photo

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

Oh yea, your right, our pic is just far to weird for this site, well spotted!! Oh, and a massive Thankyou for calling my wife "weird" you lovely lovely man! That was a very well deserved comment from you, has made her day! What a nice guy you really are

Did he call your wife weird?

As good as yes!

So that's a no then!

Really? And having some idiot who doesn't even know us mock my wife's pic is acceptable to you?? Or are you going to tell me that he didn't do that either??

Yes really and no-one was previously mocking your photo or your wife.

Ok, well your more than entitled to your opinion just like he is entitled to his, I didn't agree or like what he said and took it in a very negative context towards my wife. I'm not going to dwell on this just wanted to air my opinion..."

You are quite within your right to do so. One thing I've learned from being on these sites however is that you have to grow a thick stick and not be quite so sensitive to things. Whether you take that negatively or not is up to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

Oh yea, your right, our pic is just far to weird for this site, well spotted!! Oh, and a massive Thankyou for calling my wife "weird" you lovely lovely man! That was a very well deserved comment from you, has made her day! What a nice guy you really are

Did he call your wife weird?

As good as yes!

So that's a no then!

Really? And having some idiot who doesn't even know us mock my wife's pic is acceptable to you?? Or are you going to tell me that he didn't do that either??

Yes really and no-one was previously mocking your photo or your wife.

Ok, well your more than entitled to your opinion just like he is entitled to his, I didn't agree or like what he said and took it in a very negative context towards my wife. I'm not going to dwell on this just wanted to air my opinion...

If it helps, she's really hot and it's a great photo "
yes I like that touch ,she is hot I like it as well

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"freeze it, you could make yourself a bigger lot of cum then, like freeze days of it or weeks even.

Good idea, does it keep though? Somethings are a bit rank after you freeze and unfreeze them, like milk for example...

it won't smell or anything, it's more a liquid so freezes pretty well.

the consistency is likely to change though, might need stirring."

You say that like you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I love this place. First there is a question form a lady who wants to know if cum will keep, the first reply is from a woman with 3 dicks in her mouth telling her she is weird. Please don't change!!

Oh yea, your right, our pic is just far to weird for this site, well spotted!! Oh, and a massive Thankyou for calling my wife "weird" you lovely lovely man! That was a very well deserved comment from you, has made her day! What a nice guy you really are

Did he call your wife weird?

As good as yes!

So that's a no then!

Really? And having some idiot who doesn't even know us mock my wife's pic is acceptable to you?? Or are you going to tell me that he didn't do that either??

Yes really and no-one was previously mocking your photo or your wife.

Ok, well your more than entitled to your opinion just like he is entitled to his, I didn't agree or like what he said and took it in a very negative context towards my wife. I'm not going to dwell on this just wanted to air my opinion...

You are quite within your right to do so. One thing I've learned from being on these sites however is that you have to grow a thick stick and not be quite so sensitive to things. Whether you take that negatively or not is up to you."

It's not in our nature to take things negatively, read any of our past posts and you'll see this. We pay our contribution because we want to meet likeminded people for fun times, and we come here as the forums are a good place to start. We are thick skinned and can take most things in jest, however I will always draw the line at any uneccassary comments that I think are aimed at my wife's photos that we chose to upload. If doing so makes us wrong, then I guess this site isn't the place for us as we would never in any way shape or form say anything negative or personal about anyone's photos!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Just have it fresh from source for a bukkake session...much more fun

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Backdoor Babies?

Sorry, that's a new one on me.

Can someone enlighten me in this context please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Backdoor Babies?

Sorry, that's a new one on me.

Can someone enlighten me in this context please? "

When a lady has been fucked in the arse and the sperm swim round to the front door and up the slippery slope

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge? "

ask monica lewinsky ?

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Yeah, found that in the urban dictionary but it didn't fit in with the conversation about keeping it for a few days - unless she can go that long without taking a crap?

Sounded to me like they were talking about women saving spunk to get pregnant without the guy knowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was funny, thank you very much so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope mine lasts a lifetime.....want to continue spreading the joy!

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester


"If you kept it in a pot for some bukkake play later. Obviously it won't evaporate from the pot but doesn't it start to get rank after a certain length of time?

Should it be kept in the fridge? "

Southeners !!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Freeze it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't actually mean any offense, I certainly didn't call anyone weird.

Thanks for the personal message offering to meet me though so I can say it face to face!

Excitement needed has my back, thanks!

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I didn't actually mean any offense, I certainly didn't call anyone weird.

Thanks for the personal message offering to meet me though so I can say it face to face!

Excitement needed has my back, thanks! "

Ouch!

I think most of us understood the humour in your original comment

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