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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sausage, Banana, Carrot, Parsnip, Turnip, Pencil, Maggot. Which are you and/or which would you like to be or meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need a graphic to compare to lol.

I'll go mushroom. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh yeah the mushroom. Big bell end and little stump? Or I suppose a big stump with gigantic bell. As long as the proportion is right it counts. I always wanted to grow up to be a mushroom but ended up a carrot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick Shapes made some great films. Has he died then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say banana because it bends to the left when fully erect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yeah the mushroom. Big bell end and little stump? Or I suppose a big stump with gigantic bell. As long as the proportion is right it counts. I always wanted to grow up to be a mushroom but ended up a carrot. "

See you had to go and screw it up for me by being accurate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See you had to go and screw it up for me by being accurate. "

No shame in that. At least there's some girth there. Even if it's only the tip and not the rest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See you had to go and screw it up for me by being accurate.

No shame in that. At least there's some girth there. Even if it's only the tip and not the rest! "

Ha. Quite true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need a graphic to compare to lol.

I'll go mushroom. Haha. "

a fungi eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need a graphic to compare to lol.

I'll go mushroom. Haha.

a fungi eh? "

Oh very good. I'd say more but there's not much room.

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London


"Sausage, Banana, Carrot, Parsnip, Turnip, Pencil, Maggot. Which are you and/or which would you like to be or meet? "

Friend at work came to my desk eating a banana sexually and said "bet this is a familiar sight for you" cheeky woman lol

Funnily enough I don't like eating bananas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got a mate they call banana. And one they call pencil. For obvious reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a mate they call banana. And one they call pencil. For obvious reasons. "

Suppose "pencil" practises safe sex? You know .... With a rubber.

Hahaha. I'll get my coat

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London


"I've got a mate they call banana. And one they call pencil. For obvious reasons.

Suppose "pencil" practises safe sex? You know .... With a rubber.

Hahaha. I'll get my coat"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suppose "pencil" practises safe sex? You know .... With a rubber"

Apparently not. According to my ex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose "pencil" practises safe sex? You know .... With a rubber

Apparently not. According to my ex. "

Ah. Erm. Well. Ah.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Mine is shaped like... A penis...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is shaped like... A penis..."

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curved ones are easier to deep throat.

I have no shape preference though, my only preference is for very, very hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sausage, Banana, Carrot, Parsnip, Turnip, Pencil, Maggot. Which are you and/or which would you like to be or meet? "

I'd say I'm a parsnip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" my only preference is for very, very hard "

i can make that happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is like a aubergine ?? or a cucumber

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Parsnip and Cucumber are definitely bull dicks and the others cuck dicks. I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Parsnip and Cucumber are definitely bull dicks and the others cuck dicks. I reckon. "

Or they're all just dicks? Not everyone plays cuck or bull. They are not the only two options available.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or they're all just dicks? Not everyone plays cuck or bull. They are not the only two options available."

No but they are two good options! Put it another way then. Alpha Male Dicks. Not shy lad in the changing room dicks.

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france


"Or they're all just dicks? Not everyone plays cuck or bull. They are not the only two options available.

No but they are two good options! Put it another way then. Alpha Male Dicks. Not shy lad in the changing room dicks. "

growers and show'ers you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines definitely a banana. And horribly veiny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last Mistress always said mine was like a maggot. Which is why I was only ever allowed to pleasure Her orally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or they're all just dicks? Not everyone plays cuck or bull. They are not the only two options available.

No but they are two good options! Put it another way then. Alpha Male Dicks. Not shy lad in the changing room dicks. "

Alpha Male Dicks?! hahaha sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats mine??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

defo not liking pencis

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Id say mines a Tic Tac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll say chipolata

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