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By *herryhott1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork

Just back from a trip and realized I forgot to take out my vibrating cock ring out of my wash bag. Wasn't a big deal but hadn't planned to need it so wud prefer to leave it at home just in case.

Any other funny stories about explaining the buzzing to airport security?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

No, but was checking into a hotel with a freind ; she put her bag on the desk; and realised it was buzzing:

Reception girl tried to pretend she hadn't noticed, my freind shot off across the lobby in embarrassment, dived into her bag;

It was her electric toothbrush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will be surprised how many times this happens. It's always just a razor or an electric toothbrush but on occasion it's a sex toy.... They won't be surprised in any way

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By *herryhott1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork

OK presuming u cud call the security people 'professionals' that wud handle it well ur always crowded by other people at the end of the line putting their shoes on, etc...or worse some work travel companions!

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

Not at an airport but we were hallfway through a game of crazy golf in hastings when ocd's bag started buzzing. I was rolling around while she panicked trying to discretely turn it off.

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By *ark_sentinelCouple
3 days ago

Andover

I have had confiscated a pair of thumb cuffs accidentally left in a cabin bag. Shame as there’s been a few hosties we’d have liked to detain. Nearly lost some bondage tape but after a heated discussion was allowed to keep it and forgot to take a silver spiral cock ring off so had to go to a private room to dig it out of my jeans ooops.

Anyone any experiences with insertables? Dildos butt plugs etc ? I am guessing pure rubber no working parts would be ok but vibes etc would get spotted.

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By *opman121Man
3 days ago

stoke on trent

Go the airport 28 th will be looking now see who gets pulled up lol

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By *ickedwillyCouple
3 days ago

Bangor

My wife’s clit vibator passed security check ok.

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By *andD300Couple
3 days ago

london

We came back from a weekend in Amsterdam many years ago and my bag was inspected by customs at Luton.

He wasn’t that thorough because D had packed a big dildo, a vibrator and a whip on top of all my clothes!!

C

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By *ark_sentinelCouple
2 days ago

Andover


"My wife’s clit vibator passed security check ok. "

While she was wearing it?

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By *ark_sentinelCouple
2 days ago

Andover


"We came back from a weekend in Amsterdam many years ago and my bag was inspected by customs at Luton.

He wasn’t that thorough because D had packed a big dildo, a vibrator and a whip on top of all my clothes!!

C"

Probably just jealous of you

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By *equilaLimeCouple
2 days ago

south wales

No issues with a wand in my rucksack the other day 🤷‍♂️

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By *acky RacersCouple
2 days ago

Lincoln


"I have had confiscated a pair of thumb cuffs accidentally left in a cabin bag. Shame as there’s been a few hosties we’d have liked to detain. Nearly lost some bondage tape but after a heated discussion was allowed to keep it and forgot to take a silver spiral cock ring off so had to go to a private room to dig it out of my jeans ooops.

Anyone any experiences with insertables? Dildos butt plugs etc ? I am guessing pure rubber no working parts would be ok but vibes etc would get spotted. "

Dick has gone through airport security with our travel play kit in his hand luggage...didn't get stopped at all...strap on harness, various dildos including glass, butt plugs and vibrators...

They stopped me for a travel ludo game...

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By *lotjockeyMan
2 days ago

Wellington

We never go away for long enough to need hold luggage, so whatever toys go into the carry-on bags

Always in my case and they have been checked a few times

One lady security operative opened the case, saw the dildo, cockrings and vibe and raised an eyebrow as she looked at me.

"Hey, when you have a younger wife you need all the help you can get at my age" was my response

She laughed shaking her head and gestured for me to carry on to duty free 🤣🤣

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By *moothdickMan
2 days ago

stoke

I use to see a lady in over the channel so I went through a lot of airport security with certain items, got stopped and few times, due to batteries and the staff were very discreet when I said there’s adult toys in there lol… only had one embarrassing moment, when they took some hand cuffs out in full view, to a rather loud reply, “shit I forgot take them out from a stag so I’ve just been on”

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By *pgroupsexMan
2 days ago

Kingston

I came back on a flight from Amsterdam once and a bag had burst open on the the baggage reclaim. There was quite an assortment of dildos and other paraphernalia that had spilled out; needless to say, no one seemed that keen to rush forward and publicly go "oh that's all mine"

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By *irsSubCouple
2 days ago

Darlington

We stayed at BDSM apartment in Krakow, we did know of they provided restraints so ended up checking in one bag full of restraints toys etc and the other with our clothes. Strangely the one with the toys had 2 big yellow stickers on it, whereas the clothes one didn't

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By *pswich97Man
1 day ago

Ipswich

I went away with a girl I was seeing and she wanted to bring one of those flower toys. Put it in my luggage and got pulled aside for a “random bag search” as they pulled it out she moved on pretty quickly. Awkward eye contact and a smile with the male and female security and we went on our way

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By *eeshellsCouple
1 day ago

Reading

Coming back from a dirty weekend away our bag was pulled over and passed in to a little box by the side of the conveyor. Turns out it's a high threat containment box...

SheShell had wrapped our two electric toothbrushes un charging cables so it looked very suspicious. I left her to explain all the sex toys with the very understanding security operative.

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By *angtidy42Couple
1 day ago

Redditch

Aways try to slip a couple of Tracy's toys into her case.

When she opens it, the look on her face is priceless.

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