FabSwingers.com forum: Question for parents

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For all of you parents who have young kids like us who don't have naps ..how do you be creative to have sex in the day..

Always soo horny ..

Had done quick shower fuck?

Any other ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my kids were younger and I lived with my ex... You got creative and ninja sex was the order of the day..

Quickie in the bathroom , or quiet quick bending over while the kids were otherwise occupied.

But then my ex decided that sex was something to withhold from me along with affection as a controlling mechanism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait until they're in bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try and get sex in before they wake up, if they have a routine where you're pretty sure they won't notice you sneak off for 10 mins then go for it...it is quickies basically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is something that's been hard and annoying for some years. When they were younger it was easier, but now all teens, it's so much harder. As soon as we go to get a little naughty, someone ends up coming downstairs or if in the bedroom, you can hear someone shouting "mum".

We have also learnt to get dressed mega quick. Our kids definitely have a built in " mum and dad are having a shag" radar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We manage odd quickies now and again through the day but generally have to wait till bed time, although we usually say during school time but then household things get in the way an time just disappears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just warn it's easier when they are younger. They don't know what is happening. When they get to teenagers they know what sex is and the squeaky bed noise wasn't mum cleaning and moving the bed.

now that is awkward

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By *ack with a bangCouple
over a year ago

Hastings

Tends to be shower sex as we nearly always shower and bath together. Has been occasional frantic quickie in the kitchen.

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By *otblondewife hornyMrCouple
over a year ago

Cambuslang

Only sure fire way to have them stay in their rooms for a bit is a load of chewy sweets.

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By *atnat85Woman
over a year ago

northwest

At the risk of getting lambasted, put a half hour Tele programme on.....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the risk of getting lambasted, put a half hour Tele programme on.....x"

With some nibbles then both go and make the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try make mine occupied then go for a quickie when the fella here and we are both hornier but it can be hard

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By *atnat85Woman
over a year ago

northwest

"At the risk of getting lambasted, put a half hour Tele programme on.....x

With some nibbles then both go and make the bed

or some other very boring task that won't appeal to a 5 year old!

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By *rnMrs2017Couple
over a year ago

County Durham

"At the risk of getting lambasted, put a half hour Tele programme on.....x

With some nibbles then both go and make the bed

or some other very boring task that won't appeal to a 5 year old!"

Sky WiFi remote is a godsend for this, hear one program finishing can stick another one on before they wander through to tell you it's finished!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's bad enough when they're teenagers and at that age. Ours is 15. No doubt knows what we're doing lol we always wait till he's been in bed a good hour or so but he's next door so kinda puts us off. We're waiting for him to turn round and tell us to pack it in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's bad enough when they're teenagers and at that age. Ours is 15. No doubt knows what we're doing lol we always wait till he's been in bed a good hour or so but he's next door so kinda puts us off. We're waiting for him to turn round and tell us to pack it in lol"
trust me , what is worst in when you have to tell your adult children to keep it down...

I found coughing very loudly and doing everything nosily let them realise that they had woken me up.

I've not had sex with my kids in the house in a very very long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is different for me being a single parent I used to accommodate when they were at school but do not have that luxury with work and eldest being nearly 18. This their home and I respect that two rules I have lived by is no strangers in my bed and they will never have loads of "uncle's" in their lives have put them first that is why I have remained single has been hard at times but that is the way life is until they move out x

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