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Out of bed the wrong side

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't you just hate it when you have one of those shit days and no matter what you do, its not made any better when people come up to you and say:....

"you got out of bed the wrong side then"

So just for fun........if that was you, what would your best "put down" line be ??

Happy Fabbing

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

My favourite is "I'm sorry, I never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The orderlies undid my restraints in the wrong order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite is "I'm sorry, I never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person" "
hehe you would lose everytime with me but having said that I never get out of bed the wrong side

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)


"My favourite is "I'm sorry, I never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person" "

Haha! Love that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

or

"see this finger, well swivell on it"

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"Don't you just hate it when you have one of those shit days and no matter what you do, its not made any better when people come up to you and say:....

"you got out of bed the wrong side then"

So just for fun........if that was you, what would your best "put down" line be ??

Happy Fabbing "

I have a circular bed it doesent have a side lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't you just hate it when you have one of those shit days and no matter what you do, its not made any better when people come up to you and say:....

"you got out of bed the wrong side then"

So just for fun........if that was you, what would your best "put down" line be ??

Happy Fabbing

I have a circular bed it doesent have a side lol"

ha ha!!!!

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By *ensualcouple99Couple
over a year ago

Colchester


"Don't you just hate it when you have one of those shit days and no matter what you do, its not made any better when people come up to you and say:....

"you got out of bed the wrong side then"

So just for fun........if that was you, what would your best "put down" line be ??

Happy Fabbing "

I would love to say. ..No I got out the right side just the wrong bed...or ....not the wrong side but I didn't want to leave them all in bed without me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haven't been to bed yet"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was with a mate who lost it at a beggar on Camberwell Church St one time.

My friend eventually commanded the beggar to "Fuck off and stick that crutch up your arse while you're doing it!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was with a mate who lost it at a beggar on Camberwell Church St one time.

My friend eventually commanded the beggar to "Fuck off and stick that crutch up your arse while you're doing it!"

"

pms@ that one lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Once went to a club in London, fancy place, just off Piccadilly Circus. Happened to know the Guy On the Door, Stewart, who let us ruffians in to another world of dazzling extravagance.

So we go there, have some drinks, whatever... and my mate comes up to me and says, "Quick! There's a pissed German bloke making a move on your girlfriend."

So I went and intervened but he didn't like that and started getting angry at me. And I snapped:

*Don't* you know who I am?! Martin, fetch Stewart. Have this man removed.

And they did. Security came and took the German away.

By this point he was shouting, "You are a little man!"

I just smiled and waved.

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

My husband is the one who uses these lines:

I drank a glass of water this morning that had a higher IQ than you

I've got undies with more wit and personality than you

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