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Weird things found up the bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have WHAT stuck?

Weird things stuck in an ass!

People generally seeking anal gratification or weird, bizzare accidents? Can you imagine the embarrassment at having to arrive in casualty or at your doctors and tried to explain these sorts of things stuck in your bottom!

Magazines, such as The Church Times, have been retrieved from the anus. These were not found in the three people who had flashlights found in them, so apparently no one stuck the flashlights up there so they could read these magazines.

A microwave egg boiler, inserted by a man attempting to relieve his intractable constipation.

A light bulb, which the embarrassed unfortunate said he inserted while d*unk. (It took suction-cup darts, mineral oil, and three catheters with inflated balloons in order to remove it.)

More? How about...

A shaving cream can

A frozen fish (with the dorsal fin extended).

A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's Syrup.

A pair of reading glasses.

A salami.

A curling iron.

A Baseball

A frozen pig's tail.

A kangaroo tumor.

A whip handle.

I never new the bum could take that much ... lol xxx

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"You have WHAT stuck?

Weird things stuck in an ass!

People generally seeking anal gratification or weird, bizzare accidents? Can you imagine the embarrassment at having to arrive in casualty or at your doctors and tried to explain these sorts of things stuck in your bottom!

Magazines, such as The Church Times, have been retrieved from the anus. These were not found in the three people who had flashlights found in them, so apparently no one stuck the flashlights up there so they could read these magazines.

A microwave egg boiler, inserted by a man attempting to relieve his intractable constipation.

A light bulb, which the embarrassed unfortunate said he inserted while d*unk. (It took suction-cup darts, mineral oil, and three catheters with inflated balloons in order to remove it.)

More? How about...

A shaving cream can

A frozen fish (with the dorsal fin extended).

A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's Syrup.

A pair of reading glasses.

A salami.

A curling iron.

A Baseball

A frozen pig's tail.

A kangaroo tumor.

A whip handle.

I never new the bum could take that much ... lol xxx "

Jo, I'm sure it wasn't all at once. Having said that I'm sat here, seriously puckering at thought of some (hell most) of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kangaroo what........?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

game 4it,you seem to have an anal fixation today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"game 4it,you seem to have an anal fixation today"
i am moving to virginers soon ok pussys , lol xxx

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"game 4it,you seem to have an anal fixation todayi am moving to virginers soon ok pussys , lol xxx"

Humanity is built on exploration. Deep space, contemplation and body too. I love bum play - not as much as some of the people Jo highlighted to be fair but it's the slightly taboo nature I think. When convention says you shouldn't...within the limits of the law I hasten to add.

You go ahead Jo and quench your fascination for all things anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you move to whatever you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A kangaroo what........? "
i was thinking what too when i see that on list weird xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure somewhere sometime ago someone showed me a picture in some weird medical journal of a hospital x-ray showing a shot-glass containing an amount of carpet tacks which had supposedly been shoved up a mans bum-hole open-end first so the tacks didn't fall out.....the glass having been inserted way up well past the sphincter….

Hey you would have looked at it too…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you forgot hamsters.

and the end of electric toothbrushes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i found the land of narnia up mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recall being a rather good party and looking over my shoulder only to be very surprised to see who was in the process of shoving themselves up my bum…..and I remembers thinking to myself “now that’s weird”,,,,

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

I was once admitting a male patient many years ago with a statue of the Virgin Mary stuck up his arse.

He reckoned he'd got in cold and wet, stripped off and put his legs on each side of the fire. Of course the statue fell from the mantelpiece and lodged in his anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A doc martain boot lol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

My top tip would be not to insert aerosol cans with the lids still on...the can might come out but the lid stays in

Vacuum cleaner hoses are not recommended either...

Disclaimer: wisdom from a former life and not personal experience

I was always amazed at the number of people who asked for the offending items back after they had been retreived from their jacksey or their lady parts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy had to have a linx can removed from his bum, he said he fell on it in the shower lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was watching 1 of police shows on tv when they did a strip search on a guy when the police man came out he said that the guy had 1 mobile phones plus chargers up his bum !!

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By *aveyXMan
over a year ago

high wycombe

I have heard reports of Lord Lucan lurking up there... and possibly Shergah, but not both at once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is a post which has a wall stuck there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it is no joe ke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wrist watch ! :/

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Heard a story from a doctor who said a guy turned up in A&E with a beer glass up his bum... slipped in the shower of course!

Apparently they had to turn him arse up, put a knotted rope in the glass and then set it in plaster. Once the plaster was set it could be pulled out with the rope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anti perspirant can.....cricket ball....vibrators....vacuum cleaner parts....candles......bananas.....you name it I have seen it removed, and have had to return it to the patient

always amazes me how many people vacuum in the nude and slip.....dangerous occupation vacuuming!!!

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"You have WHAT stuck?

Weird things stuck in an ass!

People generally seeking anal gratification or weird, bizzare accidents? Can you imagine the embarrassment at having to arrive in casualty or at your doctors and tried to explain these sorts of things stuck in your bottom!

Magazines, such as The Church Times, have been retrieved from the anus. These were not found in the three people who had flashlights found in them, so apparently no one stuck the flashlights up there so they could read these magazines.

A microwave egg boiler, inserted by a man attempting to relieve his intractable constipation.

A light bulb, which the embarrassed unfortunate said he inserted while d*unk. (It took suction-cup darts, mineral oil, and three catheters with inflated balloons in order to remove it.)

More? How about...

A shaving cream can

A frozen fish (with the dorsal fin extended).

A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's Syrup.

A pair of reading glasses.

A salami.

A curling iron.

A Baseball

A frozen pig's tail.

A kangaroo tumor.

A whip handle.

I never new the bum could take that much ... lol xxx "

Perhaps it wasn't the Church Times, maybe it was the Radio Times - "I never knew there was so much in it!".

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Narnia?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well now think a man and woman could go back to back on all fours with a double endder , lolol cant get over them getting all them thing up there bum in first place .. as my bums a tight as hell xx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I read the list with a kind of horrified fascination.....

... but, reading glasses, really... I mean, why ffs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read the list with a kind of horrified fascination.....

... but, reading glasses, really... I mean, why ffs? "

I'm still wondering about the kangaroo one.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I read the list with a kind of horrified fascination.....

... but, reading glasses, really... I mean, why ffs?

I'm still wondering about the kangaroo one. "

Yeah, me too.... is that a typo?

Please God let that be a typo!!!

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